Ding Dong: This article is purely the author's boring extra, cold joke style, has nothing to do with the original text, and there is no laughing point. It's just a pastime that the author writes about idlely.

A female duck sits in the hole and hatches her ducklings, "Smack! Syllable! The eggshells cracked one by one, and the ducklings stuck out their little heads. Mother Duck was so happy that she tried to stand up, but found that a large egg had not moved, so she sat down again. The big egg finally cracked, and a big, ugly duckling crawled out. Mother Duck thought about it and decided to name the duckling "Yu Luo".

The next day, Mother Duck came to the stream with all her children, and she threw herself into the water, and the ducklings jumped into the water one by one. They all swam very beautifully, even the ugly little gray guy swam well. He swam and swam along, and was very lucky enough to pick up a blood-red pill on the shore and put it away as a snack.

The ducklings were learning all kinds of skills in the chicken farm, and the ducks standing by said disdainfully: "Look at that little duckling, it's really big and ugly." A duck flew over and pecked at him, snatching his pills. Mother Duck quickly stopped and said, "Don't be like this, although he is not good-looking, he has a good temper, a strong body, and a good swimmer." He'll look better in the future. Then, he snatched the pill back and returned it to Yu Luo.

The ducklings are in the chicken farm just like they are in their own home. Only the one who was younger than Luo Lao was beaten and snubbed everywhere. He became the object of ridicule of all the chickens and ducks, and the maid who fed the chickens kicked him.

So Yu Luo ate blood-red pills on a dark and windy night. Suddenly, duck blood gushed up, flew over the fence and fled. He ran into a swamp in one go. He was so tired that he lay down in the reeds for two days. Two male geese flew and said, "You're ugly, but you're cute." You can also be a migratory bird, fly with us. As soon as the words fell, I just listened to "Bah! Bang! In two blows, they were shot to death by Yu Luo with a large bow lying in ambush behind them.

"Rub, call me ugly, and call me cute?! Such birds are simply looking for death. Yu Luo let out a breath from his nose and wiped the blood from the big bow. The Great Bow was withdrawn.

A hound smelled blood. Approached Yu Luo, smelled it, and walked away again. Yu Luo sighed and said in disappointment: "Tsk." Almost captured a new vehicle. How do I find my parents? ”

When it's dark. He came to a dilapidated farmhouse. Got through the crack in the fence. There lived an old woman and a cat and a hen in the house. The next morning, they immediately noticed the duckling, who had come from an unknown source. The cat began to crow, and the hen clucked. And the cats and hens laughed at him because he couldn't burst out and lay eggs. Over here. Feeling discriminated against, Hulo left. Before leaving, he poured a tube of active enzymes and corrosives on the cats and hens, respectively, with a tube of active enzymes and corrosives given to him by the crumbs of the original farm. As a result, the cat and the hen kept screaming when they touched each other, and at last the old woman could not stand the noise and threw them away.

The animals were very disgusted with Yu Luo and thought he was too ugly. So the corners of Yu Luo's mouth hooked, a big bow, and collected them all as reserve grain.

Autumn is here, it's getting colder and colder, and poor little Luodu is about to freeze. One evening, a flock of beautiful big birds flew out of the bushes, and Hulo had never seen such beautiful birds. They are white and shiny, and their necks are long and soft, and they are swans. They will fly from the cold to the warm land, to the lake that does not freeze. Yu Luo excitedly yelled at the swan several times, then took out a big bow and shot an arrow, stewed it into a large pot of soup, and after a full meal, his body immediately warmed up a lot. By the way, he carried the one that hunted more on his back, so that he would not be useful in the future.

In winter, the lake here is covered with thick ice, and Yu Luo lies on the ice and freezes. Fortunately, a farmer saw it, took him home, and handed him over to the hostess. The children wanted to play with him, and Hulo, thinking that they were going to hurt themselves, jumped into the milk tray and splashed the milk all over the house. The mistress exclaimed, and with that means Hulo flew again into the butter basin, and at last into the flour bucket. When he crawled out, the hostess screamed even more and took the tongs to beat him. The children huddled together, trying to catch this Yulo. They laughed and screamed! Fortunately, the gate was open, and Yu Luo got into the snow in the bushes, and sighed unfortunately: "After so many levels, I still haven't found anything valuable." ”

The sun is shining warmly on the earth, the larks are singing again, and the beautiful spring is coming. Hulo was still lying in the reeds of the swamp, when suddenly he flapped his wings and flew with all his might. Before he knew it, he had flown into a large garden. The apple trees are blooming here, and the lilacs are fragrant, which is really beautiful! He also saw three beautiful white swans. Yu Luo thought, "I'm going to fly to them, drive them, make them my new vehicle, and then go to 'Mom and Dad'!" So he flew into the water and swam towards these beautiful swans. When the swans saw him, they immediately raised their feathers and swam towards him, and he secretly lowered his head to the water, but he saw a beautiful shadow reflected on the surface of the lake, and it was no longer a clumsy, dark gray, ugly and obnoxious ugly duck, but a beautiful swan! He was amazed, wondering why his body had changed so much, and wondering if he had been infected with the XIZ germ.

A few little children came to the garden, and they threw many pieces of bread and grains of wheat into the water, and the youngest one cried out, "Look at the new swan! The other children also cried out happily: "Yes, there is a new swan!" So they clapped their hands and danced. They threw more bread and pastries into the water, and everyone said, "This new one is the most beautiful!" So young, so good-looking! The old swans couldn't help but bow their heads before him.

He was disgusted and hid his head in his wings, not knowing what to do. He felt so bad because everybody said he was a beautiful bird. He began to doubt people's IQ. He flapped his wings, straightened his slender neck, and let out a mournful cry from his heart: "Where the hell is Sister Woe?!" I need an antidote!! (To be continued.) )