Chapter 100: It's Healthier to Touch!
Chapter 100 It's Healthier to Touch!
On this day, Ding Dang hid like a thief. He was afraid to see Qingqing, afraid to receive a call from her.
But in the evening, Qingqing still found him.
"What's going on?" As soon as he saw Ding Dang, Qingqing asked with a clumsy face.
In her mobile phone, there are those two photos.
"It's nothing, it's just dancing with my classmates." Looking at these two photos, Ding Dang scratched his head.
"Dancing? You're just like that, hugging someone's thighs and dancing? Qingqing's eyes widened, it was like a living Yama, and he wanted to swallow Ding Dang alive, "Still so close?" ”
"Didn't I dance Latin with her? Latin dance, you know? It has to be that close. Ding Dang said cheekily.
"Then why don't you dance with me?" Qingqing pouted.
"Didn't you say you could dance?"
"I can't jump, can you teach me to jump?" Qingqing glared at Ding Dang fiercely, "I won't, can Huang Meili dance her?" ”
Ding Dang's eyes rolled and said, "Qingqing, look at her." She looks like this, would I think differently about such a girl? ”
"Not necessarily." Qingqing crossed her arms in front of her chest and squinted at Ding Dang, "You men, it's all the same, no matter if a woman is beautiful or not, as long as it's a woman, you will all be interested." Moreover, some men like ugly, hum! ”
"Really?" Ding Dang grinned, "Such a man, that is really a unique taste." ”
"Hmph, who knows if you're such a man with unique tastes? However, having said that, this yellow beauty doesn't look good, but this figure, this figure is really good. Qingqing pointed to Huang Meili in the photo, "I heard, what kind of beautiful leg queen competition are the girls in our class, this Huang Meili is the beautiful leg queen you judged, right?" This little girl's legs are really good, even I envy them when I see them. You shouldn't like people because of this leg, right? ”
Ding Dang stuck out his tongue.
Which bastard actually told Qingqing what happened in the morning? Aren't you a traitor and a spy?
"This Huang Meimei doesn't count, but what about this woman? This woman, but an art student, is so beautiful, you hold her, and you don't have a little heartbeat? Qingqing pointed to Su Murong in another photo.
"Oh, her name is Su Murong. At that time, she fell from the water tower, and I caught her. If it weren't for me, she might have fallen to her death, and I was doing it bravely. Ding Dang smiled triumphantly.
However, Qingqing's next words startled him.
"You shouldn't have caught her at all!" Qingqing Xing's eyes glared, "It's only four meters high, and you can't kill anyone anyway, at most you will break a bone." A woman like her, she deserves to be crippled, what else can you save? ”
"Huh? Are you so ruthless? Why? ”
"This woman's name is Su Murong, and she is a famous fox spirit in the new district. She changes her boyfriend, just like she changes her mobile phone, one a month. Her current boyfriend is a senior in our school's School of Economics and Management, and he is also the main force of the school's football team. Qingqing said preciously, "If you send this photo, I estimate that it won't be long before Su Murong's boyfriend will come to trouble you!" ”
"Huh? How do you know so much? Ding Dang was more and more surprised.
Qingqing smiled slightly, "Don't you know that I'm PHS here?" I know a lot of things in this school, so I won't tell you. However, I warn you, you must not offend this Su Murong. Her father is a big boss and has dealings with the underworld. Her boyfriend's father is the deputy director of the city's public security bureau, and her boyfriend is also a very unreasonable guy. I've beaten my own teacher before. If he sees this picture of yours, I think you will have good fruit to eat. ”
"Really?" Ding Dang touched the back of his head and gasped.
I didn't expect the students in this school to have such a background? There is even a student beating the teacher?
Is this a university? Or is it the underworld?
"I know, you were saving people. But, Dingdang, don't think I don't know. Let me ask you, did you deliberately use any spell to push Su Murong down? Since you can transform, this little spell is just a sprinkler of water on you. Qingqing asked very seriously.
"Well, that's it." Ding Dang smiled embarrassedly, "I used some spells." But don't tell anyone. ”
It turned out that Su Murong fell from there, and it was indeed Ding Dang's ghost.
He used the magic skills of the Mirror Demon, but Ding Dang didn't know what tricks the Mirror Demon used.
At that time, he just silently muttered in his heart: "Mirror Demon, help me drive this woman down." ”
Unexpectedly, this wish came true. It seems that this mirror demon is really responsive.
No matter what tricks the mirror demon uses, whether it is despicable or dirty, as long as he can help Ding Dang achieve his goal. This is also the reason why Ding Dang has always been reluctant to let this guy leave him.
Why would you chase a monster away if it always brings you benefits?
Sometimes, monsters are better than beauties.
"Okay, sure enough, you did it!" Qingqing's eyebrows raised, "Ding Dang, in the future, I won't allow you to use these spells casually, especially in our school." ”
"Yes, my sister. Sister, are you angry? ”
"It's not completely gone" Qingqing tilted her head, only the afterglow glanced at Ding Dang, "Also, don't you keep messing around with those girls in the future, do you hear?" ”
"Those girls in the law department all look like that, how can I like them?" Ding Dang smiled, stretched out his hand, and put it on Qingqing's shoulder, "My dear, I only have you in my heart." ”
Qingqing pulled Ding Dang's hand down, "You don't talk sweetly, in the future, if you mess with flowers and grass everywhere, be careful that I beat you flat." ”
"Oh, that's scary." Although Ding Dang said this, he still unceremoniously put his hand around Qingqing's waist.
Then his hand swayed upward, touched the top of the green twin peaks, and rubbed against it.
"What are you doing?" Qingqing's face turned red again.
"Honey, just let me touch it, I haven't touched it in a long time."
"What has it been for a long time? Didn't you just touch it last night? ”
Don't you know that the more you touch these two places of a woman, the better they develop? ”?
"I hate it, it's already so big, what else is it developing?"
"It's not big, it's not big, it's still a little bigger. Besides, more massage is also conducive to preventing that tumor. Don't forget, I taught your mother that cancer prevention technique that day, touch it, it's healthier. ”?
"Nasty!" ??????
The next day, Ding Dang came to the classroom of the 13th law class. This time, he is going to give a lecture to his classmates about psychological counseling for college students.
Jiangnan University has specialized psychological counselors, however, due to the limited number of professional psychological counselors, counselors from various departments also have to undertake part of the psychological counseling tasks. In the counselor exam, there is also a content about psychological counseling for college students.
Last night, Ding Dang picked up the book "Psychological Counseling and Intervention for College Students" and made up for it.
However, he was not interested in the esoteric and boring theories in the book, and the more he read it, the more bored he felt. Seeing the end, he felt sleepy in his eyelids, so he threw the book away and simply went to meet Zhou Gong.
"Students, I also came from college, and I know what college students are worried about now." In the classroom, Ding Dang crossed his hands in front of his chest and paced triumphantly on the podium, "People, why are you distressed? To put it bluntly, one is because of money, and the other is because of women. Oh, and if you're a girl, it's because of men. Money and women, or men, it's as simple as that. ”
As soon as he said this, the students below were in an uproar.
This Counselor Ding, how can this sound different from ordinary teachers? The level of this product, really, really bad!
However, whether it's bad or good, people are counselors, and you students have to listen to me!
"You don't have to think about this money now, it's a matter after work. Now, the most important thing you should think about is the emotional problem. Ding Dang then flickered, "It's best, classmates who have never been in love, let's quickly find a girlfriend, oh, or a boyfriend to talk to." In this way, you will not be distressed in the future, and you will not regret it, don't say that I didn't tell you??????"
But at this moment, a chalk head flew from somewhere, and it landed on Ding Dang's head impartially??????
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