Chapter 257: This is the real pretend
. Shumilou.CoM.Shumilou.Co
This mall is still up to date, you can pay in cash or by card.
When Yi Meng checked out, everything added up to only fifty yuan.
In front of people, a man must not let his woman pay the bill.
So Li Mo took out money to pay the bill, but after spending a long time and searching his whole body, he only took out about 20 yuan.
Because when they were playing at the attraction today, the two of them saw what they bought, bought and threw away, and used up all the cash on their bodies.
And when I passed by the bank just now, I forgot to withdraw money, so it caused embarrassment at this time.
"Sister Meng, are you rich? That's all I have to offer, no more. Li Mo said helplessly to Yi Meng.
After the cashier heard Li Mo's words, he glanced at Li Mo with disdain.
I was very sorry that this very beautiful girl was not worth it.
Look at the middle-aged uncle with a female companion in the back, his female companion is obviously not on the same level as this girl, but the uncle is carrying a large bag of clothes, and when he looks at the packaging, he knows that they are hundreds of thousands of brands, which are obviously bought for the female companion.
But this guy is good, the female companion just bought some cheap snacks, but the money is not enough to pay, and he asks the female companion for money, this is still not a man.
Alas. The girl is blind with this beautiful face and perfect body.
Yi Meng grinned and said, "The money on me made you want to leave just now." ”
After hearing Yi Meng's words, the cashier was even more contemptuous, it was better to go with a beggar with such a man.
Even the uncle in the back was thinking, this poor boy, I don't know what shit luck I had, I actually have such a beautiful female companion.
If her female companion is so beautiful, let alone dozens of snacks, even if it is thousands of dollars of clothes, she wants a few sets for me to buy a few sets.
His female companion, who was wearing heavy makeup, frowned, glanced at Li Mo with disdain, and then said angrily to the uncle: "Honey, what are you talking about." The poor can't even take out fifty yuan, and they still learn what to do. This girl is really, going out to drink a few glasses of wine with others, it's more than fifty yuan. ”
After Li Mo heard the woman's words, he turned his head and stared at the woman coldly.
When the woman saw Li Mo's eyes like looking at a dead man, she shuddered for no reason.
If it weren't for the fact that Li Mo had caused too many things in the past two days, he would have stepped forward to slap the woman twice.
It's nothing to insult yourself, but if you insult Yi Meng, Li Mo will get angry.
"No money is no money, what is the murder." The woman was frightened by Li Mo's eyes, and her tone of voice was much quieter.
"A poor boy who has never seen the world, what do you have to do with him?" The uncle pinched his female companion's face and said with a smile.
Then he turned his head and shouted loudly at Li Mo: "You can't pay the bill." If you don't have the money to pay, put the things back and don't pay in front of others. ”
Li Mo wanted to get angry a little, but was pulled by Yi Meng, obviously not wanting to make trouble for him anymore.
When Yi Meng saw the eyes of these people and heard the conversation of these people, not only did she not get angry, but she also stuck out her tongue at Li Mo mischievously.
This made the cashier and the uncle even more depressed.
Alas. Why are the flowers stuck in cow dung?
Li Mo glared at Yi Meng fiercely and then said to the cashier, "Can you swipe a card here?" ”
"Of course you can, we are a large mall, and the total capital of the mall alone is tens of millions." The cashier snorted coldly.
"Okay. I should still have some money in this card, plus these twenty or so yuan, it should be enough to pay. Li Mo took out the card that Xiao Aihua had given him and handed it to the cashier.
The cashier scolded secretly, it was trouble to meet a poor ghost, and it was only about fifty yuan, and the money in the card and cash were put together to pay.
Of course, although the cashier was very dissatisfied, he still took the card and swiped it.
However, after swiping many times, there is no display on the card machine.
"I said you didn't come to amuse me with a scrap card." The cashier took the card and threw it to Li Mo, very annoyed.
"Hahaha, it's not a waste card, there should be no cash in it. I said young man, hurry up and put the things back, there will be no money in the future, don't take your female companion to the mall, the person who loses you is small, and the person who loses your female companion is big. The uncle straightened his straight suit, and looked at Yi Meng from time to time when he spoke.
It seems to say, beauty, you should also look at the object when you choose a male partner, not just look at the young, the most important thing is to look at the economic strength, such as like me.
At this time, Li Mo was really depressed, after this card was transferred to Yi Meng before, it was never used again.
Don't say that Xiao Aihua gave himself some pocket money a few days ago, let's just say that there was almost more than 20 million left last time. Why don't you have any money?
"There's no way you don't have money. Miss, can you check the balance here? Li Mo wiped the magnetic stripe of the card, and then asked the cashier.
The cashier really didn't want to deal with Li Mo at this time, but he saw that there were too many people waiting in line to pay the bill, so he wanted to send Li Mo away quickly.
"Yes, isn't it?" The cashier said impatiently.
"Then check it out for me. I remember that there is money in it, it should be gray on this magnetic stripe, now you check it, see if it is displayed. In fact, Li Mo was really beating a drum in his heart at this time.
If there is really no money in this card, it is really a big mess.
Just like the uncle said just now, it is really a little guilty to lose his small personnel and embarrass Yi Meng's face.
Seeing that the people excluded behind showed impatience on their faces, the cashier was also anxious, and hurriedly wanted to send Li Mo away, so he grabbed the card and inserted the card into it, but said in his mouth: "No money is no money, can you still make money if you check it." ”
This time, as soon as I swiped it, it was displayed on two small screens, inside and outside.
The cashier was stunned for a moment and said, "Password." ”
Li Mo gave the password, and then waited for the result.
I don't know if it's a problem with the machine or the slow response of the network, and the balance is not displayed on the screen for a long time.
"Let's put things back in. If you don't have any money, you don't have any money, hurry up and get out of the way, don't get in the way of me paying the bill. I'm going to negotiate a deal worth hundreds of thousands. If you are delayed, can you pay for it? The uncle saw that the screen was not displayed for a long time, and his patience had long been worn out.
He didn't want to maintain any image in front of Yi Meng, a charming little woman, at this time, so he shouted loudly.
"That is, if you say that there is no money, there is no money, and this check is not still without money... Hey. There is a reaction, how is this balance so much zero. Shouldn't it be just 0.00 without money? Yes. There are numbers in front, which... One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand, million, million, million, billion. Oh my. The balance is 200 million. ”
The cashier finally counted the numbers above, and her first feeling at this time was that it was unreal, and she felt that she was dreaming, a dream with a bank card with a balance of 200 million in her hand at this time.
At this time, she felt that the card in her hand weighed as much as a thousand pounds, because the funds in the card in her hand at this time could buy five or six such shopping malls where she worked.
At this time, the uncle behind Li Mo had a big mouth like the next big pear that could be swallowed.
He has lived so big, and he has never seen a bank card with only one number in front of the balance and so many zeros in the back.
The most important thing is that it is 200 million. Two hundred million, what a concept.
His female companion, whose eyes were already shining at this time, had let go of the uncle's arm with her hand, and began to rub Li Mo's body with her towering breasts, intentionally or unintentionally.
"I said I had some money. Why don't you believe it? Hurry up and swipe your card. It's better to swipe all the money from the card. For this twenty or so yuan, I have to take a rental. Alas. Poor. Gotta save some flowers. It's a pity that the zero was broken. Li Mo really didn't stop talking, which made Yi Meng stick out his tongue constantly.
The cashier, the uncle and his female companion were almost stunned by Li Mo's words.
200 million is still poor. Also hit for rent.
However, the latter sentence is true, zero has indeed been broken, and correspondingly, there are a lot more nines.
After Li Mo swiped the card, he took the card and threw it into the bag of snacks in Yi Meng's hand, and he didn't forget to complain about Yi Meng: "You have to eat snacks of more than 50 yuan a week, and in the next few weeks, you won't be poor for me." Alas. It seems that you have to earn money well, otherwise your daughter-in-law won't be able to support her. ”
Li Mo sighed and pulled Yi Meng out of the mall.
And the cashier, the uncle and his female companion watched stupidly as the two of them left in Li Mo's complaints.
They found that their whole mind was messy.
Since you kept crying poor in your mouth, you still threw the bank card with a balance of 200 million into the commodity bag like waste paper.
Didn't you deliberately weed out people?
At this time, they finally understood what it means to pretend to be forced, and this is called real pretending.
However, after Li Mo and Yi Meng walked out of the mall, they couldn't hold back anymore, and they almost got angry when they laughed.
"You, you. It's a veritable little villain, you don't see the appearance of those people just now, it's almost everyone's mouth can stuff an egg, but it feels really good. "Although Yi Meng has worked hard in society for many years, no matter how she is still a nineteen-year-old girl, she still has that little bit of proud vanity.
"You're embarrassed to say it. Fortunately, I brought the card, otherwise, this person would have been lost to my grandmother's house. Li Mo took out the card, put it on his body, and said depressedly.
"Hee-hee. It's okay, I forgot just now, in fact, I still have a few thousand dollars in my bag. Yi Meng smiled very slyly.
"Okay, you are easy to cute, you dare to look at my jokes, see how I clean up." Li Mo was gesturing to scratch and itch.
Frightened, Yi Meng screamed and ran forward, while Li Mo carried a large bag of snacks and chased after him loudly, causing passers-by to stop and watch, not knowing what happened to this little couple.
I saw a white-bearded old man, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but blow his beard and glare: "It's really the wind of the world, even in broad daylight, flirting and scolding, how to be unified." ”
"Neurotic," the others dropped three words, and went their own way.
I don't know if I'm saying that Li Mo and the others are neurotic, or if I'm saying that the white-bearded old man is neurotic,