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In Wu Han's words, only by maintaining a strong body can a filthy soul be supported. Wu Han's words are very profound, and their fundamental meaning is that only by maintaining abundant physical strength can we ensure the exuberance of spiritual ability. Therefore, as martial arts and physical fitness instructors, Wu Han and Ruan Tie completely copied a set of strict procedures that they had previously practiced in the army, and conducted inhumane militarized training for Ling Yang and others.

There are nearly 100 trainees in total, except for Ling Yang and other outsiders, the rest are all elites selected from the base, and they are divided into ten squads to conduct indiscriminate training under the strict requirements of the gun-wing instructor group. Ling Yang, Lao Zhan Lao Cannon, Dawei Erwei, Xiao Wu, Xiao Bai and Guan Shuai were naturally divided into a team, because Brother Hao's legs and feet were inconvenient, he was pulled aside by Old Man Cheng to "eat Xiaozao", and the degree of his training process was even better than that of the large army, which made Ling Yang snicker.

Ling Yang liked the team logo of the Spear Wing team very much, and also designed a team logo based on the appearance of the Gun Wing, because it was too shameless to copy it as it was, so Ling Yang racked his brains and tried his best to "copy" it, leaving the wings intact, just replacing the rifle with a dagger, and naming his squad "Knife Wing", while Ling Yang beautifully proclaimed himself the first captain of the Knife Wing Team.

It's just that I never expected that Ling Yang's artistic talent was too underground, the icons designed were too abstract, a sharp dagger was depicted bloated, and the two wings were also painted in the shape of short fins, which was unanimously ridiculed by all the staff of the base, and gave Ling Yang's team a very apt alias "Tuna Team", which made Ling Yang very depressed for a while.

Ling Yang originally named the team members with their respective code names according to the icon of "knife wings", and named them "Crazy Knife", "Sharp Blade", "Flame Thorn", "Dragon Slayer" and other domineering names, but after changing the name and surname, Wu Han and Ruan Tie completely tampered with the cool code name, and replaced it with "crucian carp", "loach", "koi", "electric eel", Ling Yang, as the captain, was given a more violent nickname: "Toad". In the end, under Ling Yang's death, Wu Han reluctantly changed Ling Yang to "crocodile", so that Ling Yang would not be killed on the spot.

Ling Yang peeled off an egg boiled into a sugar heart, took the egg as Wu Han's head, took a big bite, and argued with reason in his mouth, just wanted Wu Han to change his code name "crocodile" to "shark", but he didn't expect Wu Han to swallow the last bite of steamed buns, stood up, and roared: "Assemble!" ”

"Collection?" Ling Yang held up half of the boiled egg blankly, and said blankly: "The meal hasn't been eaten yet, what kind of family is it, old martial arts, have you eaten something dirty?" ”

Wu Han straightened his face, took out the conduct of the steel orders in the army, refused to give Ling Yang a chance to joke with a cold face, slapped the egg in Ling Yang's hand, kicked it sideways, and kicked most of the rye bread into Xiao Wu's mouth, making Xiao Wu choke and roll his eyes. Ruan Tie was even more excessive, directly slapped Cheng Dawei's bald head, and roared: "Didn't you hear the order to gather?" Still holding half a roast duck to nibble! Since you love roast duck so much, I order you, fill your backpack with fifty roast ducks and run a hundred laps around the training hall now! ”

"And you!" At the same time, Wu Han pointed the finger at the old cannon who was watching and snickering: "What are you coaxing, don't you know that military law is like a mountain?" You also follow the black boy for a hundred laps, and execute it immediately! ”

Seeing that these two old guys looked like they were really playing, Dawei and Lao Pao didn't dare to say much, so they quickly stood up and saluted, and ran towards the training hall with neat steps. Xiao Wu finally pulled out a bottle of pure water from under the table, unscrewed the lid and drank it to the sky, only then did he smooth down a large piece of bread choked in his throat, and before he could breathe, Wu Han's big feet had already arrived: "Punish you to do five hundred squats immediately, one hundred groups of two ends, if there is a posture that is not up to standard, I will let you eat a hundred catties of bread at night and not drink water!" Right now! ”

Xiao Wu was kicked by Wu Han, his eyes rolled around, and his head quickly flashed the faces of Dawei and Lao Pao's resignation. Xiao Wu thought to himself: "Then the two big guys have been cleaned up properly, and I still have to be a fart with my small physique, I still admit it!" ”

The person who knows the times is Junjie, and Xiao Wu became a "good bird" who chose trees to perch in time, and started squats at the dinner table. Wu Han looked at Xiao Wu, a "good bird", the frost on his face finally melted, and he threw a heavy solid wood chair on Xiao Wu's shoulder, and then turned his attention to Ling Yang.

Ling Yang was deeply shocked by Wu Han and Ruan Tie's inhumane training methods, he didn't even dare to chew the half egg yolk in his mouth, his butt just left the chair line, and he maintained an extremely uncomfortable posture, his eyes were facing each other, Ling Yang's brain was running at high speed, and he pretended to be frightened on the spot, and slowly "fainted to the ground" to the side.

Ruan Tie had a short temper, seeing this, he seemed to rush forward, rolled up and kicked Ling Yang away, Wu Han's personality was relatively good, he immediately felt very interesting, stopped his old partner's violent behavior in time, squatted beside Ling Yang with interest, and laughed twice: "Speaking of which, the base design of this supernatural person is really unreasonable, a good person has to hide underground like a mouse, how close to the center of the earth is underground, how high the magma temperature is, Tiezi, you see that my strong body is hot and sweaty, no wonder this kid has symptoms of heat stroke, It's really torturous! ”

Ling Yang saw that Wu Han actually took the initiative to make excuses for himself, and thought that Wu Han had changed his temperament, and pretended to be more happy with heat stroke when he was on the stage, and secretly twisted it at the base of his thigh with one hand, and squeezed out a few beads of sweat the size of beans on his forehead, and his face turned red with pain, which was three points similar to the symptoms of heat stroke.

Seeing Ling Yang like this, Wu Han glanced at Ruan Tie and continued to chatter: "But this guy is not very similar to the situation of heat stroke, I remember that people who have heat stroke have to roll their eyes, why didn't this kid roll his eyes?" ”

Ling Yang hurriedly rolled his eyes upward, and his eyes hurt painfully.

Ruan Tie also understood at this time, and echoed with a smile: "It's overturned, Lao Wu, look, it's really overturned!" Ruan Tie toyed with Ling Yang's waist and crotch with his toes, pretending to be surprised: "The roll of the eyes is quite standard, but I remember that people who suffer from heat stroke have their buttocks pouted...... Hey, I pouted, but I didn't pout high enough, so why should I be five or six centimeters off the ground...... That's right! ”

Wu Han's old face had secretly smiled into a chrysanthemum, and he added fuel and vinegar: "Also, people who suffer from heat stroke have spasms in their hands and feet, and the heat hits people...... By the way, that's it, the frequency of jitter is not too large, please be professional, okay? ”