Wang Bo didn't know if the Maori were lucky enough to get married, but he felt that Motaq and his fiancée walked out after putting on makeup. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The wedding took place on the grass, without any special preparations, everyone gathered in a circle, there was a gap in it, an inflatable arch was placed, and then a red carpet was rolled out in front of the dressing booth.

Next up is the red carpet walk, and unlike Chinese weddings, where the more important guests come out, the Māori star duo of the bride and groom appear first.

The bride was also a fat girl, but much thinner than most Maori women, looking one meter seven tall and weighing one hundred and forty or fifty pounds.

She wore a very Western-style white wedding, and stood in front of the carpet with Motak in a suit, with a happy expression on her face.

A Maori young man next to him sighed: "Alas, my Motark brother is really not trying hard, and Epa has been with him for many years, and he is still so thin. ”

When Wang Bo heard this, he looked at Eva and said, "My God, is it in the eyes of the Maori people that I abuse you every day?" ”

Eva looked horrified: "Dear you are Chinese, don't learn the aesthetics and values of the Maori." ”

The wedding was about to begin, and something went wrong.

It stands to reason that there will be flower girls to go up to offer flowers, and the bride will walk the red carpet with flowers in hand, but the little girl who was used to arrange flowers was beaten by her parents when she participated in the activity of snatching Eva's jewelry.

The bear child is the bear child, and she got angry and threw away the flowers and refused to give them to the bride.

Now her parents were in a hurry, and they went up and sang red and white:

"Hu Nuana is a good girl, go, give flowers to your sister Aipa, she loves you the most."

"Dead girl, go up quickly, or I'm going to beat you so much today that you can't open your eyes and pee!"

Little Lori glanced at it, went to take the flowers, and smiled sweetly: "Uncle and aunt, if Hu Nuana is unwilling, then let me do it." ”

It is best for someone to solve the siege, and the master of ceremonies who is in charge of presiding over the wedding hurriedly nodded and handed a bouquet of flowers to Xiao Lori.

Holding delicate flowers in her hand, Little Lori jumped on the red carpet and walked to the bride and groom, curtsy a ladylike salute, and then held the flowers up in front of the groom.

Motac laughed so hard that his face trembled, and he took the flowers and handed them to the bride, and the guests applauded.

On both sides of the red carpet stood the arranged people, each with a paintjet bomb in their hands, and as the bride and groom walked by, the sound of 'bang bang' sounded, and pieces of streamers sprayed out.

The bride and groom were the first, followed by the groomsmen and bridesmaids, a boy and a virgin, and finally the Maori elders of their tribe.

At a Maori wedding, the officiant is a Maori elder, and the master of ceremonies plays the role of a director.

The elder presided over in Maori, and Wang Bo couldn't understand it, so he could only guess based on everyone's reactions, but he could also guess eight or nine:

When everyone applauded together, he also applauded and applauded; When everyone calmed down, he didn't speak and his face was solemn, and as a result, his performance won some praise.

The bride and groom exchanged rings, and the prelude to a song sounded, and everyone had to sing.

Wang Bodao: "Maori songs? I don't understand that. ”

Aturu whispered, "Shet, chief, haven't you ever attended a Maori wedding?" ”

"yes, what's wrong?"

"Then you just follow along, the song we are going to sing next is our most famous love song of the Maori people, "Pokalekaliana", everyone has to sing, this is a blessing to the newlyweds, your Chinese wedding also has a similar project, that is, to say an auspicious word to the newlyweds, right?"

Wang Bo shook his head: "No, we all give red envelopes, we don't have to sing or say anything." ”

"But we need to, come on, search for the lyrics on your phone and sing along, you don't know Maori and you can sing in English, it doesn't matter."

Lao Wang was anxious: "Why didn't anyone tell me in advance?" Grandma drops, how can I sing this song? ”

"So, let's go along and start singing." A strong and melodious singing voice sounded, and Aturu also opened his mouth to sing.

Wang Bo searched for the lyrics on his mobile phone, and sang along with everyone's tune, opening his mouth as wide as possible and his voice as low as possible:

“…… The trouble is the water of Rotorua, if you weigh it, girl, it will become calm and unwavering......"

"Come to me, girl, I love you so much, my love will never dry up in the sun, it will always be moistened with my tears......"

"I've written a letter, I've sent a ring, and if my people find out, we're in trouble......"

"My pen has been broken, my paper has run out, but my love for you will never be lacking!"

When they sing, the bride and groom excitedly come up and hug them, and almost everyone wants to hug them, so this requires everyone to sing slowly, and the bride and groom move quickly.

When the singing was over, the Maori trumpets sounded, and the male tribesmen of Motak jumped out and danced around the groom.

In fact, not only his male clansmen, but all the men went up, and after Lao Wang found out about this, he quickly lowered his head to reduce his sense of existence, but he was still pushed out by the two fat girls.

He waved his hand and smiled apologetically: "I can't jump." ”

A fat girl who weighed an estimated weight of two hundred pounds stared at him with fat eyes, and said with a coveted smile: "Then I'll teach you." ”

Wang Bo didn't say a word and turned around and jumped into the dance team, go to Nima, he clearly saw the saliva flowing from the corner of the fat girl's mouth just now - he was really afraid that he would be chewed and eaten if he was taught.

The Maori war dance is simple, mainly because the rhythm is good and the movements are powerful, Wang Bo can't keep up with their rhythm, but he has seen many Maori war dance performances and knows the general movements very well.

So, he fished in troubled waters, and although he didn't perform very well, he didn't make jokes either.

After a war dance, the wedding came to an end, and everyone was going to take a group photo.

The Māori group photo is quite interesting, everyone is arranged in a heart-shaped pattern according to their height, and the bride and groom are in the middle, like the buds of a flower.

"Alright, let's start the meal ceremony." The master of ceremonies clapped his hands and smiled.

"Oooo The bears screamed with joy.

Naturally, the wedding will be accompanied by traditional Hangyi cuisine, as well as a variety of grilled and fried meats, as well as a large vat of vegetable and fruit salad.

There is also the Maori spirit, which is also served in wooden barrels, which each person holds a bowl and scoops it with a spoon.

Lao Wang was shocked by the smell of alcohol when he walked over, he looked at Atulu in despair, and shouted, "My God, lethal force!" ”

(To be continued.) )