Chapter 166: I, Hu Hansan, are back

"Brothers!"

Pushing open the door of the 222 dormitory, Lin Yunhai took the lead in laughing and shouting, "I, Hu Hansan, are back!" Then he spread his hands, as if waiting for the hug of his friends to reunite after a long absence.

As a result, there was no imaginary hug, Lin Yunhai found that Zhuo Fei and the three of them were sitting on the ground at this time, as if they were fighting the landlord, for his return, the three of them just looked up casually, and then continued to play cards.

"Three with one."

"Over ......"

"Straight ......"

The voice of Zhuo Fei and others fighting the landlord kept ringing in the dormitory, and it seemed that there was no surprise at Lin Yunhai's arrival.

"Damn, shit, labor and management are back, what about applause? What about hugging? Lin Yunhai, who was ignored by Hua Li, shouted again dissatisfied.

However, hearing that Zhuo Fei didn't even raise his head this time, and continued to fight the landlord together.

"One against seven."

"Yes K."

"Yes."

Seeing this situation, Lin Yunhai couldn't help but subconsciously look up at the house number of the dormitory, thinking that he had entered the wrong dormitory. But the three 2s on the door number and the sour socks at the door of the dormitory show that he didn't open the wrong door.

You must know that although the house number of the dormitory may be fake, the smell of She Chen's socks that have not been washed for seven days at the door cannot be fake, and Lin Yunhai, who has been nurtured by that smell for nearly a year, will naturally not smell wrong.

Then since he didn't go to the wrong door, Lin Yunhai was strange, didn't he say that Zhuo Fei and the others were about to turn over Zhongda in order to find him? They should be happy to see themselves back. I'm very happy, I'm very excited, why are they all cold now?

That's it. The confusion in Lin Yunhai's heart was even worse, and he couldn't help but walk up in three steps and two steps, and said, "Hey, I said I'm back, but you guys should give me a reaction!" ”

Zhuo Fei and the others still didn't react, but after getting closer, Lin Yunhai found that something was wrong. He hadn't seen it clearly at the door. But when he walked behind Ye Fan, he saw that Zhuo Fei and the others were obviously "playing cards", why didn't they even have a card in their hands?

A feeling of extreme danger suddenly rose in Lin Yunhai's heart. Xin said, "Damn, I've been fooled." Then he didn't even have time to think about it, and he turned around and wanted to go out of the door.

But Zhuo Fei, who came prepared, how could they let Lin Yunhai escape? The answer, of course, is no.

I saw Zhuo Fei and the three of them glancing at each other. Then Ye Fan took the lead in exploding. Relying on the short-term explosive power of his tendons, he stopped Lin Yunhai before he went out and picked him up from behind. (ps: When writing this paragraph, Lan Rui always felt weird, obviously a very normal picture, why did he suddenly feel like a strong man and a woman!!) )

"Damn, Ye Fan, what are you doing, let go of me!"

was picked up by Ye Fan. Lin Yunhai, whose feet were already hanging in the air, struggled desperately, and at the same time, the feeling of danger and uneasiness in his heart had completely enveloped him.

But the struggle is pointless. With Lin Yunhai's physical condition, how could he break free from Ye Fan, a strong man with a height of 186 who insisted on running every day?

"Damn, Ye Fan let me go quickly, otherwise labor and management will hate you for the rest of your life."

Lin Yunhai, who was struggling and hopeless, had no choice but to threaten Ye Fan weakly, and he had a hunch that he was afraid that he would not have a whole corpse to keep today.

Ignoring Lin Yunhai's threats and abuse, Ye Fan slowly walked to the "depths" of the dormitory with Lin Yunhai in his arms, and after turning around, he didn't forget to close the door of the dormitory with his feet.

At the same time, Zhuo Fei and She Chen had already moved the iron chair and prepared the extremely durable nylon rope at this time, and looked at Lin Yunhai with a blank face. That look was like a group of perverts looking at a little Lori, and there was a bit of itching in a certain part behind Lin Yunhai.

In this way, Lin Yunhai, who had no ability to resist, was directly tied to the chair by Zhuo Fei and the others.

Facing the scrutinizing gazes of the three people, Lin Yunhai's throat moved slightly, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and said in a panic, "You, you, what do you want to do!" ”

"What do you want to do?"

She Chen looked at Lin Yunhai "condescendingly", first picked the latter's chin with his fingers, and then suddenly asked with a distressed face, "Dead slut, why did you come back today!" ”

"Huh?"

Lin Yunhai was confused when he heard it, it turned out that he was looking for him fakely, and he didn't want him to come back?

And thinking of this, Lin Yunhai was also angry, and couldn't help scolding, "Damn, why can't I come back today!" "Dare to leave for a few days, these fellows did not look for him, but hoped that he would not come back.

"It's good to be back."

Seeing Lin Yunhai so angry, Ye Fan patted the latter's shoulder and couldn't help laughing, "But today She Chen made a bet with us, saying that if you can rush back today, then he will invite the two of us to have a meal at the Black Ice Ke, otherwise we will invite him." ”

"Damn, why are you in such a hurry to come back? Stupid. Wouldn't it be nice to have an extra day of rest at home? Faced with this culprit who made him lose a big meal, She Chen was directly criticized, but his living expenses were not much!

"Damn, bet on me yourself? Is it my business? Lin Yunhai couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, and immediately tried to break free of the hand that was tied behind him by the nylon rope, "Even if it's like this, there's no need to tie me up, right?" ”

"Whoever told you was for this!"

She Chen put away his distressed expression, and then glanced at them with Zhuo Fei, and they all took out the guys they had been preparing for a long time from behind them.

Nail clippers, brooms, compasses, washboards borrowed from the dormitory next door, and She Chen's socks that have not been washed for seven days, half of the top ten tortures in the 222 dormitory have been collected, and in order to entertain Lin Yunhai well, Zhuo Fei and they can be regarded as having made a bloody investment. (PS: It is said that when the ten torture instruments of the 222 dormitory are collected, the god of torture can be summoned. )

Watching Ye Fan display the torture instruments in front of him one by one from small to large, Lin Yunhai's face became more and more ugly, especially when he saw She Chen's socks that had not been washed for seven days, his face turned green.

"Say, what are you doing all this time?" She Chen raised his eyebrows, playing with the nail clippers in his hand.

"I've said I'm going home!"

Lin Yunhai said with some grief and indignation, "Didn't the labor and management tell Concubine Ai, you ......?"

But before Lin Yunhai's words were finished, he saw that She Chen had already walked behind him with nail clippers, and couldn't help but hurriedly change his words in a panic, "Hey, cobra, what are you doing, what do you want to do......"

"During the interrogation, the tone was bad." She Chen put his hand on Lin Yunhai's shoulder from behind, and then suddenly said, "Execution!" Then he squatted down and cut the nails of Lin Yunhai's hands that were tied behind him, and at the same time kept reminding, "Don't move, don't move, otherwise it's none of my business to cut the meat." Lin Yunhai was so frightened that his hands froze there, and he didn't even dare to move.

Lin Yunhai knew that She Chen was simply unhappy that he came back early and caused himself to lose a big meal, so he casually found an excuse to retaliate.

"Ye Fan, concubine ......"

Because She Chen was an unreliable second goods, Lin Yunhai, who was stiff and didn't dare to move, could only look at Zhuo Fei and them with a pleading gaze, hoping that they would find out with their conscience.

But it turns out that which of the people in the 222 dormitory has a conscience?

Ignoring Lin Yunhai's gaze, Ye Fan followed She Chen's question and asked, "Why didn't you notify us first when you went home, and didn't call one on your mobile phone for three days when you got home?" ”

"My phone was stolen!" Lin Yunhai wanted to cry without tears, "Your numbers are all stored in that mobile phone, I have no contact information!" And didn't I use QQ to tell Aifei later? ”

Hearing this, Ye Fan was also stunned, it turned out that the mobile phone was stolen. However, after an instant, he reacted, skipped the problem of Lin Yunhai's mobile phone being stolen, and directly dissatisfied, "Why only use QQ to tell Aifei, what about us?" ”

"Aren't they all the same? Doesn't he know just because you all know? Lin Yunhai's face was a little bitter.

"It's different, that guy didn't see it until today."

Saying that, Ye Fan picked up the compass and walked behind Lin Yunhai, "There is no notice in place, execution!" "Even if you use the compass for five seconds, you stab Lin Yunhai's ass one by one.

"Ahh

Lin Yunhai, who was in pain, shook because of the pain, and She Chen, who was still "carefully" cutting directly, also slipped his hand and directly tore off the nails on Lin Yunhai's small tail fingers, even with a little bit of flesh.

In just an instant, Lin Yunhai's fragile little tail finger turned red.

"Tell you not to move." She Chen muttered dissatisfiedly, and then continued to cut his nails.

Lin Yunhai was really about to burst into tears, and in the end, he could only endure the stinging pain coming from behind him, and put his last hope on Zhuo Fei, who had not spoken from the beginning.

"Don't talk about it."

It's just that before Lin Yunhai could speak, Zhuo Fei took the lead and said, "I'm here for execution." "This thing even skipped the form of interrogation.

In this way, under Lin Yunhai's face comparable to bitter melon, Zhuo Fei didn't know where to find the rubber arm on his gloves, and then lifted up She Chen's socks that had not been washed for seven days at the door, and walked step by step towards Lin Yunhai, whose face was already completely green, and there was a faint tendency to foam at the mouth.

Immediately afterward, a grief-stricken and heart-rending scream came from the entire boys' dormitory.

(To be continued later) (To be continued......)