Chapter 602: I Want Him to Be My Male Attendant!
Today's cold water is completely different from the usual appearance of a hanger, quite a bit full of poetry and books, and the demeanor of a pretty son.
Yelu Yage pointed to the high-spirited cold water and said, "Father, I want him to be my male attendant!" ”
Waitress?
Yelu Yage's words made the originally lively restaurant suddenly quiet, and everyone's eyes looked at the plump girl with a red face and whirring meat! The woman is fine, but the man who thinks he is a romantic and talented man is quickly sitting upright, in case he is accidentally treated as a male waiter by this woman, he will become a laughing stock for their life! A lifetime of shame!
It's just that Yelu Hao and his party didn't see everyone's eyes, they looked in the direction pointed by Yelu Yag, and their faces were not good-looking.
Yelucheng muttered and retorted: "This one doesn't work, change another one!" ”
"Why not?" Yelu Yag raised his round face, "You see, he is the first, and he should be the most powerful person in the Great Jin Dynasty; Look again, behind him is an old man; Also, the ones in the back, one is weaker than the other・・・・・・ I don't want him, I want him to be my waiter! ”
Yeluhao felt something strange around him, turned his head, and saw that everyone was looking at them, his face was hot.
Yelucheng's face was not good-looking, and he said, "If you want to change one, you will change it." ”
"I don't, I just want this!" Yeluyag retorted loudly, and as soon as she turned her head, she saw that everyone was looking at her, and her eyes widened, "What do you see, I haven't seen a fairy!" ”
Hehe, yes・・・・・・ I really haven't seen a fairy! Especially the fairies who can't wait to make people blind their eyes!
"Haha!" Du Jiumei was amused by this girl's words, this girl is too confident! This is upstairs. Leng Shuihan probably didn't hear it, otherwise, if he didn't call, he would have fled.
The restaurant is very quiet, and Du Jiumei's crisp laughter is particularly conspicuous.
Yelu Yag turned his head, followed the laughter, his eyes fell on Du Jiumei, he took out a horsewhip from his waist, pointed at Du Jiumei and said, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Du Jiumei also knew that she seemed to laugh just now. Not too good. After all, people come all the way over, and it is rare to see a pleasing young talent, who wants to take it for himself, and it is forgivable.
She was laughing. Not authentic anymore. It's not. People are angry and come to find fault!
"Didn't laugh at anything. I just think the girl has a good eye! Du Jiumei swore and said, indeed, this girl doesn't look good. But it's good to see the light, and you can see the cold water at a glance.
In addition to the beautiful grandfather, the man who makes Du Jiumei feel good-looking is also cold!
Leng Shui Han is a person who is not a peerless beauty and does not marry, can he fall in love with this tiger girl?
When Yelu Yage heard Du Jiumei's words, he withdrew his whip and said proudly: "That's nature, I am the most beautiful woman on the grassland, of course I want to marry the most beautiful man in your Great Jin Dynasty!" ”
When everyone heard this, they swallowed their saliva one after another, the aesthetics of this steppe nomad are indeed different! It may be that the region is different and I don't understand their aesthetics!
However, this woman has a good eye for men, and she picks the dragon and phoenix among people at a glance, and the champion of both civil and military affairs is cold!
"Yes・・・・・ yes・・・・・・" Du Jiumei smiled, "beautiful ・・・・・・ beautiful ・・・・・・"
When everyone heard Du Jiumei's words, they all felt that Du Jiumei was really a wonderful person! In such a situation, you can still talk to this red-faced girl, and it is so funny!
"That's natural, I'm not like you Central Plains women, take one step and rest three steps, before you speak, you have to cry, you want to have no breasts, you want your ass to have no ass, it's not beautiful, and you can't give birth, I really don't know what the use of such a woman is!" Yelu Yage gushed endlessly, popularizing to everyone what a woman in the Great Jin Dynasty looked like in the eyes of the Dijon grassland people!
I heard from Yelu Yag's mouth that the women of the Great Jin Dynasty are useless!
"Ahem!" It's just that Yelujag's words are too vulgar, open his mouth and close his mouth, either his chest or his ass, which is too vulgar. The people who were drinking tea choked one after another.
Du Jiumei really wanted to slap herself, why did she laugh just now! It's a bit embarrassing to be targeted by this woman!
"The woman next to you is ugly, you're not bad!" Yelu Yage evaluated Du Qimei and Du Jiumei.
Du Qimei was not good at talking in front of the outside, and when she heard this, she was angry and angry, and it was the first time she heard others say that she was ugly. Hmph, you're ugly, your whole family is a big bear, and ugly people make a lot of trouble!
Du Jiumei heard Yelu Yage praise her for her good looks, so she almost fell down from the chair and knelt down. Please, make me ugly, the little woman doesn't want to be the beauty in your eyes!
"Ahem!" The men were stunned again, but everyone was even more curious, they didn't know what kind of sparks Di Rong's brutal county lord would collide with the famous Guangling King's granddaughter Du Jiu!
Everyone is waiting and gossiping! Their eyes burned, and they all looked this way.
Seeing Du Qimei and Du Jiumei's expressions, Yelu Yage could see that no matter how stupid she was, the two women scoffed at her words and did not approve.
He pulled out the whip again, pointed at Du Qimei, Du Jiumei, and said angrily: "You are not convinced? ”
Seeing that his sister was facing her sweetheart, Yelu Cheng hurriedly dragged Yelu Yage and said, "Sister, this is the capital, not our capital!" ”
"So what!" Yelu Yage turned his face at seventy-five degrees, and his round two nostrils were facing the sky, "What's so good about a woman in the Great Jin Dynasty, she can't work, she can't feed horses, she can't give birth to babies, and she can't let other women give birth to ・・・・・・."
Everyone was petrified again, and then they were all natives of the Great Jin Dynasty, if the women of the Great Jin Dynasty couldn't give birth to babies, then ・・・・・・ they all popped out of the stones?
This girl is open-mouthed and shameless!
Xiao Donghe was not happy, stood up with a "poof", stepped on the stool he had just walked, and said angrily: "I said that you want to be shameless as a woman, in broad daylight, just say that you have a baby, ass, breasts, and rob us of the champion of the Great Jin Dynasty as a male waiter!" I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless! ”
"That's it, that's it, shameless!" Everyone echoed it, and they had long seen that this woman was unpleasant. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, I don't blame you, I can only say that your parents didn't give birth to you well, but you point to others and make disgusting words!
"Smack!" With a bang, Yelu Yag shook off the whip in his hand and said angrily: "If you are not convinced, you can come to the contest, contest." A group of weak chickens, if you win against me, the lord of this county will accept you as a male servant, glory and wealth, everything! ”
As soon as these words came out, these guards came in from the outside. They can't beat them, but the guards can! (To be continued.) )
PS: I recommend Qiqi's own ending essay "A Woman", which is also a good novel. Boasting in the ・・・・・・・ (*^__^*) hee hee......