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"What's that? DK Music Editor in charge watched the MV of "Throwing Onion Song" and saw a nosebleed? Fake, right? ”

In the magic city, in an office building, Huang Zihao sneaked up again, opened the DK music website, and saw that the "Editor-in-Chief Strongly Recommended" column on the homepage was spoofed by DK Music as "Editor-in-charge Xiao Wu Strongly Recommended" and looked confused-

"Throwing Green Onion Song" is Xiaomi's new song, the lyrics are a pit, he doesn't believe that "Ala Chacha" can make people hear nosebleeds, so the nosebleeds in charge of the editor are because of the MV? However, what kind of MV can make an adult have a nosebleed?

Huang Zihao suddenly thought of a possibility in his heart, and then became angry. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Damn Da Shu, that anime MV based on Xiaomi shouldn't be a sexy route, right?

"! Da Shu, if you dare to let my cute and cute Xiaomi take the sexy route, Lao Tzu will take a plane to Yanjing to smash your glass! ”

Huang Zihao muttered hatefully in his heart, and then clicked on the link of "Song of Throwing Onions" on the homepage of DK Music, and entered the interface of the new song of "Song of Throwing Onions".

The interface is refreshing,On both sides are some DK music's new song express advertisements,There are only songwriters and singers about the introduction of songs.,And then there's the play button of "Throwing Green Onion Song"、MV play button and lyrics。

Huang Zihao hesitated, but still clicked on the MV to play, as soon as the fifteen-second advertisement passed, the MV of "Throwing Onion Song" began, Huang Zihao was also praying in his heart "Don't be a sexy route" and the like - when I think of the pure and cute cute girl Xiaomi taking the sexy route, Huang Zihao really can't accept it!

The picture of the MV quickly reached the front of the anime Xiaomi, and Huang Zihao breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the dress and dress of the anime Xiaomi, and his eyes lit up at the same time-

This is the Xiaomi in the MV? Big eyes, double ponytails, knee-length tumes...... Do you want to be so cute, so cute?

Huang Zihao listened to "Song of Throwing Onions", looked at the MV, his eyes seemed to be attracted by magnets, staring at the computer screen, reluctant to blink, the lyrics in his ears that he had complained about N times "garbage" were not harsh at all, but crisp and beautiful, and it was like a natural sound in Xiaomi's cheerful singing.

Soon, the first half of "Song of Throwing Onions" was sung, and when the song reached the music part of the door, a green onion suddenly appeared in Xiaomi's hand in the anime MV, and then it was thrown up and down......

"Huh? Is this throwing onions? Could it be that the origin of the title of the song "Song of Throwing Onions" is because of this? Huang Zihao was sluggish, looking at the anime millet on the computer screen, and suddenly felt as if he was starting to drool.

Huang Zihao hurriedly wiped his mouth, turned his head to look around weakly, and then picked up the water cup on the table, intending to drink saliva.

It was at this time that the cutest and most sultry picture appeared in the anime MV of "Song of Throwing Onions", Xiaomi's eyes squinted and smiled, and when he raised his hands above his head to grab and grab, his waist was still twisting back and forth. Huang Zihao was stunned again, and then the water in the water cup accidentally flowed out and onto the crotch of his pants......

Huang Zihao felt that something was wrong, so he quickly put down the water cup, reached out and pulled the crotch of his pants, picked up the toilet paper and quickly wiped it.

At this time, a female colleague next to him happened to pass by, and after seeing Huang Zihao's wet crotch, she laughed out loud: "Mouse, are you peeing your pants?" ”

Huang Zihao was speechless for a while-your sister! You're just peeing your pants!

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Xiaomi Cult Forum.

After Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Green Onions" was uploaded, the largest gathering place for Xiaomi fans was very lively, and many old drivers who often stick to water, diving parties, and newcomers bubbled up, excitedly discussing this new song.

The major sections in the forum, whether it is [Xiaomi Paste] that broke the news and gossip, or [Miri Yimeng] who updates Xiaomi dynamics every day, or [Beloved My Mi] who makes relevant comments, etc., are all posts and comments about "Throwing Onion Song".

And the most lively of all the sections is the "Mimi Sound" related to the song.

In the past, because Xiaomi has not published a new work, there are not a few posts in the [Mimi Voice] section every day.

Now, Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Onions" has finally appeared in front of all fans, and this section, which was originally quiet and can be haunted, has also become the most lively place in a short period of time, and all kinds of posts about "Song of Throwing Onions" will appear several times a second.

At this moment, the [Voice of Mimi] section is the most popular post in the entire forum, and many "friends" of the Mi Divine Sect obviously regard this place as a place for chatting and communicating, and the replies are surging at a terrifying speed:

“6666！ I just listened to Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Green Onions", which is so good, it is simply a natural sound! ”

"Similarly, after listening to Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Onions", the melody is still spinning in my head."

"I read the lyrics of "Song of Throwing Onions" before, and I thought that Mr. Dashu bullied Xiaomi and wrote a song blindly, but I didn't expect it to be so good to sing now! I'm looping my single now, and I can't stop it! ”

"Yes! It's unbelievable, it's obviously a meaningless lyric like 'Alla Rub', and in the end it is sung so perfectly, without the slightest sense of disobedience. ”

"New converts report! In addition, who said that the lyrics of Da Shu's "Song of Throwing Onions" were erased by wiping the keyboard? If that's the case, then I'm sorry to wipe the keyboard a few times a day. ”

"Xiaomi said on Weibo before that "Song of Throwing Onions" would be very good when sung on Weibo, but we didn't believe it, and we also ran Dashu Wei ~ Bo swiped the screen. Now it seems that we are all wrong to blame Da Shu! ”

"In other words, although Xiaomi's singing is very good, the focus is still on the MV! When I watched the MV based on Xiaomi, my mouth watered. Meng cried, there is wood! ”

"Your drooling is a yarn, and Xiao Wu, the editor in charge of DK Music, has a nosebleed."

"The appearance of millet dancing in the MV of "Throwing Onion Song" is so cute, when I saw Xiaomi holding the green onion and throwing it, I laughed directly~ I didn't understand what the name "Throwing Onion Song" meant, but after watching the MV, I instantly understood."

"I didn't have much hope for "Song of Throwing Onions", but I was cutely struck by Xiaomi if I wasn't careful."

"My millet is cute, and I have sent the link to "Song of Throwing Onions" to all the people I know, and I recommend them to listen to it too."

"@楼上的, you're done, and your friends will be brainwashed by "Song of Throwing Onions" right away."

"You say, the MV of the 3D anime version of "Song of Throwing Onions" is so cute, if Xiaomi records a live-action version, how cute it would be!"

"You think too much upstairs, "Song of Throwing Onions" is so cute because it is an anime version, if it is replaced by a real person, it may not be better than now."

"Agreed! My millet originally jumped out of the two-dimensional world.,Of course, it's the cutest and cutest to return to the two-dimensional world! ”

"Upstairs dead house, identification complete."

"I already have a hunch that my family's cute Xiaomi's "Song of Throwing Onions" will soon be all the rage, and our Xiaomi Divine Cult will also grow. Gentlemen, now is the time for our Xiaomi Divine Cult to launch a holy war and make Xiaomi sprout more people, let's fight together! The missionary group of the Xiaomi Divine Cult is gathered, let's go and preach the doctrine together, millet is the cutest, long live millet! ”

"I'm sorry, but let me complain, when did the Xiaomi Divine Cult come out with a missionary group? How come I've never heard of it? ”

“…… Belch...... Not before, now it's starting to be. ”

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At night, the power of "Song of Throwing Green Onions" gradually broke out, and under the recommendation of Xiaomi fans and "enthusiastic netizens", more and more people noticed this cute song.

When a lot of passers-by heard this song, they were directly overturned by the song and MV, and there were not a few passers-by who turned fans, and some of these people spontaneously recommended this song to their friends to enjoy, and the audience of "Song of Throwing Onions" was like a snowball under the power of word-of-mouth, rolling bigger and bigger.

Jingyin College, Jing Xinghe returned to the dormitory after his part-time job, first charged the dead mobile phone, and then turned on the computer to log in to TT, and was immediately stunned by a series of messages from Twist TT.

Jing Xinghe is a music major, and there are also a lot of music fan groups on TT, and now these music fan groups are actually recommending "Song of Throwing Onions"!

Seeing this, Jing Xinghe was simply confused-

In other words, "Song of Throwing Onions" is not a game written by Da Shu to coax Xiaomi to play! The lyrics don't make any sense, it's just a nonsense to write, how can so many people recommend it?

Thinking in his heart, Jing Xinghe sent a message to the [Dashu + Rice] group: "I just came back from a part-time job, why are so many TT groups recommending "Song of Throwing Onions"? That song is good? ”

Jing Xinghe's message immediately received Xiaoyu's "enthusiastic" reply: "@紫星银河, you went to work in outer space?" The news of "Song of Throwing Onions" has been brushed all night, and those cultists of the Xiaomi God Cult are sending messages everywhere, haven't you seen it? ”

"My phone ran out of battery in the afternoon." Jing Xinghe rolled his eyes when he answered, and complained in his heart - you just went to work in outer space!

"Then it's no wonder." Xiao Yueyue sent a reply, "(excited), "The Song of Throwing Onions" is amazing, so good that you don't want it. Listen to it yourself, I won't reveal the specific content, so as not to affect your appreciation of the masterpiece. By the way, remember to watch the MV, if you want to join the Xiaomi Divine Cult after watching the MV, remember to contact me! ”

Is it really that good? Also, what the hell is that "joining the Xiaomi Divine Cult" in the back? Who's going to join that cult?

Jing Xinghe opened the DK music network with questions, and was unable to complain after seeing the recommendation position and recommendation words on the homepage of "Throwing Green Onion Song" - watching the MV and seeing a nosebleed? What's going on?

Thinking about it in his head, Jing Xinghe clicked on the link of "Song of Throwing Onions", and then clicked to play the MV and watched it. Listening to the music and looking at the MV on the computer, Jing Xinghe's expression became more and more surprised and obsessed.

A few minutes later, in the [Dashu + Rice] TT group, Jing Xinghe sent a message: "?! This is the "Song of Throwing Green Onions" written by Da Shu blindly? This melody is simply too brainwashing, and that MV, I was cute when I wasn't paying attention! ”

"@小月月, it means that I have been turned over by Xiaomi, and I strongly ask to join the teaching!" (To be continued.) )