Chapter 197: Funny You Are 2b

As Yutian sat down in his seat, the lights in the entire playing hall went out, and then, the entire playing hall went dark.

Subsequently, the movie officially began.

"Wow, that's beautiful!" It was only at the beginning that there were exclamations in the playing hall, and these voices were made by the girls.

I saw a universe suddenly appear on the screen, and with an explosion, a beautiful starry sky appeared.

The reason why the girls scream is because the starry sky is so beautiful.

A beautiful arm spin and a charming cosmic spectacle appeared in front of the audience's eyes.

Then, the picture gradually shifts to the star field they are in, then the galaxy, and finally the planet they are on.

With a meteorite landing on Saturn, the logo of Yanhuang Century Film and Television Group finally came out.

"That kid's heart is not small!" Director Ouyang said silently.

Just the appearance of the logo of Yanhuang Century Film and Television Group makes people feel a kind of domineering.

There are not a few people who have the same idea as Director Ouyang on the scene.

With the last four words of director Yutian on the screen, the movie officially kicked off.

The first to appear in front of everyone's eyes were four people.

"Hahaha!" Soon, laughter rang out from the theater.

Just because Li Chenggong said a very classic sentence.

"Your IQ is really refreshing."

"Interesting!" Some film critics also said with a smile.

Li Chenggong: "And Xiao Zhang, you still have made progress this year, you were mentally handicapped last year, and you were promoted to stupidity this year." ”

"Hahaha!" Louder laughter rang out in the playing hall.

"Incisive, it turns out that the upper level of the mentally handicapped is stupid, I can be regarded as a long insight today, it is really incisive." An audience member laughed.

And the laughter is just the beginning!

Li Chenggong glanced at a man with long hair. said lightly: "And about you, I have always felt that there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most attractive, one is the kind of person who is very beautiful, and the other kind of person is you!" ”

And the person Li Chenggong said actually used his hands to straighten his long hair, and pulled the long hair to the front.

If this action is done by a beautiful woman. Then this action is too beautiful, but if this action is done by a man, I can't bear to look at it directly!

"This man is a little funny!" Some viewers immediately came up with such thoughts.

Li Chenggong looked at the long-haired man and said with a serious face: "Thank you, let me realize that it is a truth that hair is long and knowledge is short!" ”

When the long-haired man heard this, he immediately put his hair back in his head.

"Hahaha, long hair and short insight turned out to be the truth, this Li Chenggong is too talented." An audience member laughed.

"It's too good to be so knowledgeable when you scold someone."

"It's not Li Chenggong. It's the screenwriter of the film. A viewer said.

It's just a beginning, just a few words have already captured everyone's hearts, and let everyone be immersed in the ocean of laughter.

"This foundation is not bad!" Some veteran actors said.

"See what he says next." Soon, the audience focused on the movie.

From this moment on, everyone is already passionate about the next plot.

Subsequently, the picture shifted to another protagonist, Niu Dan.

Cow Dan holds a piece of paper. There are words in the mouth.

"What to Changsha, what does it mean. What is Jia, what is it, what is written! Niu Dan looked at a lot of words he didn't recognize, and finally went crazy.

"Hahaha, this cow egg is also super good, I can't read a few words. And he was angry. One audience member laughed.

The rest of the audience also started laughing, and this scene was really funny.

However, Chen Jingchu did not smile, but frowned.

This is a statement!

Now people are living in better conditions. Everyone has the opportunity to learn, but it was not the same before.

Jokes about people who don't read, but they shouldn't!

"Let me tell you, people can be kind without measuring their own strength!"

"Well, that's a good point!" When Chen Jingchu heard this, he slapped his thighs on the spot and said loudly.

"Well said!" Some viewers shouted.

"Damn, this Li Chenggong actually raised a junior, Niu Fork!" This is the roar of the majority of male compatriots.

"Hmph, if you have money, you can raise a junior, it seems that you are also a scumbag!" Some of the women snorted.

"Hmph, men don't have a good thing, if they have money, they will raise a mistress, shameless!" This is the view of a woman who is cynical about the world.

"Hahaha, this cow egg is so funny, there is a plane ticket and a standing ticket, this IQ is invincible." Feng Xuran looked at the movie screen and laughed.

"Where's the platform?" Niu Dan showed the audience what it means to have an unlimited IQ!

"Damn, there is still a platform at the airport, I can only say, this person is too good!" The audience was amused by Niu Dan's genius.

Li Chenggong: "Gate 2B, seat number 13C, go, goodbye." ”

Niu Dan: "Brother, how are you going to go with this 2b?" ”

Faced with Niu Dan's idiotic question, Li Chenggong sighed: "Go through the security check first, and then 2B after the security check!" ”

When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, 2b, 2b, yes, this disaster is purely 2b." The audience burst into good-natured laughter.

The performance of the cow egg makes people feel really 2b.

Listening to everyone's laughter, the corners of Yutian's mouth also showed a smile.

"But what's funnier is yet to come!" Yutian thought silently.

Soon, the plot turned to one of the funniest scenes of "People in Embarrassment".

"This!" In the broadcast hall, everyone who saw this scene in front of them was shocked.

I saw that every audience member had their eyes wide open and their mouths wide open!

It's just that the scene in front of me is so surprising.

I saw Niu Dan holding a super large bottle, which was full of milk, and Niu Dan was holding this bottle of milk and drinking non-stop.

Such a large bottle of milk, in the shocked eyes of everyone, gradually bottomed out, and then, disappeared completely!

Only the milk in the corner of the cow's mouth proves that he has just drunk a bottle of milk.

"This combat power is too strong!" An audience member muttered to himself.

"Ox fork!" Feng Xu looked at the cow egg on the screen blankly, and let out such an emotion.

"O man of God!" Many people expressed such feelings.

Li Chenggong looked at Niu Dan dumbfounded, and said a classic sentence: "Talent! ”

"What a talent!" Almost all the audience agreed with Li Chenggong's name for Niu Dan!

"What kind of talent is this, it's clearly 2B!" Yutian smiled.

Yu Tian's words were heard by the people around him, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Yes, this is clearly 2B!"

What Yutian didn't know was that his sentence 2b quickly became popular on the Internet and became a new Internet term! (To be continued, please search, the novel is better and updated faster!)

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