Tomorrow is 515, the anniversary of the starting point, and the day with the most benefits. In addition to the gift bag and school bag, this time's "515 Red Envelope Flip" must be seen, how can there be a reason not to grab the red envelope, set the alarm clock high~

"I can do it all. Since you want to attack first, come on! ”

It is unwise to reason with women, so Xu Rui does not intend to fight for his own rights and interests, not to mention that in his opinion, the so-called priority is just a meaning, and even at most he has a certain advantage from his own heart, but in fact, if he really wants to play, he relies on far more than these.

Moreover, this game Xu Rui itself was a temporary decision, and the purpose was just to give the girls a better riding environment, even if he lost, it was very beneficial to himself.

After all, this stuffy feeling, Xu Rui himself couldn't stand it.

"Well, then I'll come first, and then Fat Di will be second to you, and let our sister Li Ying be behind." A simple tactic was automatically formed in an instant, Zhang Tianyi looked at Xu Rui with a wicked smile at this time, moved his willow eyebrows provocatively, and said, "Are you ready?" I'll get started when I'm ready! ”

"Alright, let's get started!" Xu Rui shrugged his shoulders, adjusted his sitting posture, and then said to Zhang Tianyi.

"Shall I come, then? Hey. Zhang Tianba pulled the broken hair on her forehead behind her ears, her big clear and bright eyes were full of excitement, and she said proudly: "Brother Rui, don't laugh out loud later." ”

Xu Rui nodded, didn't speak, didn't show any expression, the whole person was like a stone man without any change in expression, without showing the slightest flaw.

In his mind, since he wants to play, he must at least look like it, and if the water release is too serious, it will really be boring. After all, in the final analysis, they are an entertainment program for the public, and the audience, to a certain extent, hopes that the stars can complete one challenge after another with the mentality and identity of ordinary people.

Therefore, such a thing as privilege, even if it is given, it must be done quietly.

"Xu Rui has some things that he can't pay attention to, so he plans to go to a friend's house and discuss it with his friend. Just arrived at a friend's door. Seeing a little boy sitting there playing with toys, Xu Rui stepped forward and asked: Is your father at home?

The little boy glanced up at Xu Rui, then replied 'at home' and lowered his head to continue playing with toys.

After hearing this, Xu Rui stepped forward and knocked on the door, but no one opened it after knocking for five minutes, so he turned around and asked the little boy: Didn't you say that your father was at home? Why don't you open the door when you're at home?

After hearing this, the little boy immediately rolled his eyes impatiently and replied: You ask me, who do I ask, and you don't see my family! ”

After telling a short joke seen on the Internet, Zhang Tianji stared at a pair of eyes, trying to find a little smile from Xu Rui's face. But what made her speechless was that Xu Rui didn't seem to understand, and her eyes were full of confusion.

"Damn! It's okay if you don't laugh, since you pretend not to understand. Is this mocking me for not knowing how to express myself? Zhang Tian snorted angrily, but she was not discouraged, Xu Rui's appearance like a stone man hit the competitiveness in her character.

Anyway, only a little time has passed, and it's a big deal that she'll tell two more funnier jokes.

The first joke is so. The second joke told by Zhang Tianyi is still the same, and when Zhang Tianyi finishes the third joke in the last time. Xu Rui's eyes were already a little fluttering, as if he might fall asleep in the next second, and it seemed that Zhang Tianxiao's jokes from beginning to end did not make Xu Rui have even the slightest interest.

"It's just too bullying! It's clearly deliberate! Di Lieba said to the side. If you don't laugh, you don't laugh, but why do you want to fall asleep, look at the sky belching! ”

"It's time!"

The three-minute attack time had passed, and Xu Rui paused the timer. Then he playfully glanced at Zhang Tianyi, who was ignoring himself at this time, and deliberately teased the other party: "Yes, I will definitely call you as soon as possible when I have insomnia in the future." It's much more useful than counting sheep. ”

"Brother Rui, you did it on purpose!" Zhang Tianyi hugged her shoulders, her already small red lips had become the size of a cherry at this time, and what made her most angry was not that Xu Rui didn't smile. It was what Xu Rui said later, which made her, who has always been very competitive, suddenly feel that her self-esteem was hurt.

"Of course it's deliberate, we're opposed. Besides, if I really laughed, wouldn't that make you win? Xu Rui smiled, stretched out a finger, and signaled: "I won the first game, if I win the second game again, your air conditioner won't be there?" ”

"Brother Rui, ...... you" Zhang Tian turned his head to look at Di Lieba angrily, "Fat Di, I don't care." Anyway, you have to win back in the second game. If you can't win it back, I'll ...... I call every night in the wee hours of the morning. Disturb you, I know you are used to going to bed early, I think you must not want to try the taste of being woken up by a phone call in the middle of the night. ”

"Oh my God, I'm going to win, you...... Don't threaten me. Just cheer me on. Di Lieba said with a headache, she really didn't know what way to make Xu Rui laugh.

It's definitely not good to tell jokes, Zhang Tianyi was won by Xu Rui in the first game because of telling jokes, but what can you do without telling small jokes? Tickling?

"Looks like there's no restriction on tickling in the rules, right?" Di Lieba's big eyes suddenly showed a hint of cunning like a little fox, the corners of her mouth were raised high, revealing a slightly wicked smile, she made up her mind to tickle Xu Rui later.

"Are you ready?"

"Alright."

"Timer starts!"

At the beginning of the three-minute countdown, Di Lieba was very smart and did not directly step forward to touch Xu Rui at the beginning, but pretended to make a grimace, spoke in dialects, and imitated some relatively funny places in film and television scenes to tease Xu Rui.

The results were well predicted, and naturally none of them worked.

Time is getting less and less, seeing that the last ten seconds are beginning to count down, just as Zhang Tianyi is urging anxiously, Di Lieba, who was originally sitting in the back seat, suddenly arched up, stretched out his two hands and probed directly into Xu Rui's armpits, and then began to stir frequently.

"Good Fat Di!" Zhang Tianxiao also stepped forward to hug Di Lieba's face and took a sip, she looked at Xu Rui who had obvious changes in her facial features as if watching a play, and Xu Rui didn't expect that Di Ali Gerba would come to this trick at the last moment, and after forcibly holding back for a while, she finally laughed wantonly.

"Haha...... Ha ha...... Good...... All right. ”

Xu Rui pushed Di Lieba back into his seat with both hands, originally he planned to release the water in the last three seconds, but he didn't expect this little girl to be quite smart and know how to use loopholes in the rules to tickle herself.

"You won the second game." As soon as Xu Rui's words came out, Di Lieba and Zhang Tianxiao hugged each other and cheered in unison.

"Yay! Finally win back a round! Strive to kill Brother Rui in one go! Zhang Tianyi said fiercely.

"......" Xu Rui rolled his eyes helplessly.

PS.5.15 "Starting Point" is raining red envelopes! Starting at 12 noon, grab a round every hour, and a large wave of 515 red envelopes depends on luck. You all go and grab it, and the starting coins you grabbed continue to subscribe to my chapters! (To be continued.) )