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This hospital is very large, accounting for a quarter of the whole hospital, a main building, surrounded by walls and shaded flowers and plants, like a paradise, Dr. Bai walked, roughly introduced, a point to the top floor of the chimney looming outside the gate, that is the kitchen, the place to push the dining cart in the future, and then the hospital building, three cars per meal, from the first floor to the fourth floor, morning, noon and evening each half an hour in advance to the door to report, don't delay the time, delay the consequences of your own responsibility.

Young Master Mu listened to the bitterness in his mouth, he lived so much, he had encountered countless difficulties, but there were no financial difficulties, how could he do these jobs, either as a nanny or as a part-time worker. But people have to bow their heads when they get to the eaves, Xiaomu secretly thinks about turning on the well-behaved mode, and promises to smile, no matter how unwilling he is, the expression is eager to start work immediately.

"The flowers and plants in the yard should be picked up, and someone will inform you." Dr. Bai added another one.

"Doctor Bai, I'm a patient, you can't use me as a multi-tasker, what if I can't do it well" Xiao Mu said euphemistically, scolding a few words in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Doctor Bai didn't mind at all, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's not as difficult as you think, this is out of humanitarian spirit for you, otherwise you have to stay in the ward except for activity time, do you want to?"

"Oh, work is also a welfare" Xiaomu suddenly realized, if you don't do it, you have to be locked up.

"Yes, for safety reasons, this is a psychiatric hospital, and necessary measures must be taken for the mentally ill." Dr. Bai said with a smile.

How sinister that smile looked, Xiao Mu trembled in shock, nodded violently and said: "Dry, doing labor is the most glorious, I want to be a glorious psychopath." ”

"Hehe, you're not as bad as you thought, you're quite sensible." Doctor Bai said with a smile, inviting Xiao Mu to go, Xiao Mu slandered, how dare you be ignorant It's a sack, an electric baton, and a cage, and it's really mentally obedient, not to mention that he's a Xibei goods.

The two walked and talked, Xiao Mu hid behind Dr. Bai from time to time, and was still a little disgusted with this place, there was no normal person in this place, and he met someone who was pulling his throat in a few steps, and no one was screaming next to him; Another one looked at everyone with a fierce look in his eyes, as if he was about to pounce on him; There is even a middle-aged woman, basking in the sun with bare breasts, touching herself, looking good-looking, maybe she used to be an aunt standing on the street, and smiled ambiguously at Dr. Bai.

"Don't be afraid of being exposed and having a split personality, she's showing herself." Doctor Bai said.

"It's good for people to wear it, what is this like?" Xiao Mu dodged and walked away, thinking that he was wrong, this is not a normal place.

That's right, Dr. Bai smiled: "It's good now, you can pounce on whoever you see." ”

Looking back again, Xiao Mu didn't dare to stay, and when he left, he found that Doctor Bai was also looking at him, looked at each other and smiled: "Everyone has their own story, including the mentally ill, put your experience here, it should be the most beautiful one Seeing the one who shouted at the top of his voice, the rest of his life in the car accident, he was left alone in a family of five, and he was crazy when he woke up and knew the situation, and his mind was still stuck at the moment when he saw the tragedy of the crash, and he couldn't move forward a little more. ”

Wow, Xiao Mu turned around, glanced at the middle-aged man who was screaming miserably, and listened to Dr. Bai talk about this naked woman, do you think he is a sex worker, right, right, she is a civil servant who has worked diligently for more than 20 years, a crematorium under the Civil Affairs Bureau, who has never been married in her life, and has been dealing with corpses for 20 years.

Xiao Mu, who was covered in a bad cold, sped up his steps, and struggled to adapt to this place, in his eyes, as if it was a copy of Resident Evil, he fell into a zombie-infested place, walked less than fifty meters, stood upright, sat in a daze, crawled in the grass and pouted his buttocks, and kicked and giggled on all fours, it was really one person, you really can't imagine that people can go crazy with such creativity.

Dr. Bai explained, standing and chanting words, he used to be a director, and soon after he came out of the Discipline Inspection Commission, he went crazy like this, every day, standing honestly and reporting how much he had embezzled and how many mistresses he had raised; Sitting in a daze, you can't tell the root of the disease, there are family misfortunes, economic collapses, love endings, and children are unfilial, as soon as that misfortune reaches the limit of a person's bearing, this is what follows, mental breakdown.

"Leader, leader, I have to report a situation to you." A white-haired old man rushed up and blocked the two of them.

It was the old man who pretended to be a ghost and held a book to study every day, and Dr. Bai asked in a kind way: "Lao Bu, what is the situation?"

"I found that the food delivered in our canteen is getting worse and worse, you should check carefully to see if there is any corruption and interception. Where are all our funds?" asked the old man with a righteous and solemn voice.

"Okay, I'll check it out right away." Dr. Bai replied solemnly.

"Also, as a leader, you can't be perfunctory about the problems reflected by the masses, I have already reported to you many times, and you can't put the moon in the speaker to represent my heart, that is too draining the fighting spirit of a party member." Lao Bu was roaring solemnly.

Xiao Mu was sneered when he heard it, and he immediately received: "Yes, I agree with this old comrade's opinion, the Internationale should be played." ”

It's not fun to say it, Xiao Mu directly showed off two sentences in the English version, the voice is long, the expression is fierce and tragic, it is worthy of being a frequent KTV drinker, Lao Bu instantly burst into tears, trembling with excitement, and grabbed Xiao Mu's hand and asked: "You are sent by the organization, you must be me, the superior organization will one day punish these black sheep, I want to report it with my real name, even if I am broken, I will also bring down these black sheep in the party"

This passion frightened Xiao Mu, it was a pair of rough hands holding him, it was difficult to break free, he looked at Doctor Bai as if he was asking for help, or Doctor Bai had a way, and solemnly told him: "Lao Bu, the investigation of the organization is being carried out secretly, don't reveal the news quickly, go back to the room and wait, the person from the organization will talk to you alone at night." ”

"Well, I know, I know, I'll keep it a secret." Lao Bu wiped away his tears, bowed to Xiao Mu again and again, and sneaked to the ward like a thief.

Xiao Mu, who was stunned, couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, and asked curiously: "What is his name Lao Bu, does he have this surname?"

"Old Bolshevik, old petitioner, I don't know what he petitioned for, but I know that he has been petitioning for fifteen years." Doctor Bai said.

"Then why did you get here?" asked Kogi.

"He was sent to a psychiatric hospital more than once, and finally won, but fifteen years later, the family was broken up early, Lao Bu was full of joy and sorrow, and overnight after winning, he was really crazy." Doctor Bai said, endless pity. He looked at Xiao Mu and seemed to be touched, so he took the opportunity to say: "Faith is a wonderful thing, it is stronger than thinking and memory, you don't know which part of the body it is hidden, but when it erupts, it is quite amazing, can you see it, the old man is seventy, this faith supports the various functional indicators of the body, and it is more vigorous than a forty-year-old middle-aged man." ”

"It's a pity to be crazy." Small wooden road.

"Yes, it's just crazy, it's the original ecology of human nature There is a famous saying that genius and madman are just one step apart, if a normal person can make himself reach a state of madness, then he will do everything with half the effort." Doctor Bai said.

Xiao Mu understood all of a sudden, and he whispered: "You are educating me how many red envelopes my dad stuffed for you, or else, if you let me out, I will double it for you." ”

yes, this one is sober, not crazy. Doctor Bai was secretly disappointed, stimulated by Xiao Mu's philistine expression, he shook his head and said, "I'm telling you, how did genius come about, in fact, you can do it." ”

"It's useless, I'll just be a waste material, except for being able to eat, play, and pick up girls, I really can't do anything else, tell me about faith, I don't have it, otherwise I'll end up like that crazy old man." Small wooden road.

This is definitely from the heart, Dr. Bai was speechless, he looked at this lazy goods, he really couldn't think of a way to stimulate him, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, remembered someone, and asked: "You don't look down on these crazy geniuses at all, right?"

"I've seen a bunch of crazy people, how can there be geniuses" Xiao Mu sneered, if there is a genius here, you have to count him.

"Come with me, there is really such a genius who was diagnosed with mental illness ten years ago, but he still earned tens of millions of dollars for more than ten years, can you believe it?" said Dr. Bai.

"Impossible," Xiao Mu was incredulous.

"Seeing is believing, come, introduce you to the genius of this college, Professor Lu Hongbolu." Doctor Bai said, leading Xiaomu to the back of the building.

Behind the building is a small flower pond, the shadow behind the rockery, do not pay attention to really can't see this small world, the two slowly approached, so that Mu Lin was dumbfounded, here is actually a lecture, seven or eight people who listened to the lecture, the trousers who started the lecture are straight, the spirit is strong, the snow-white shirt is spotless, although the hair is gray, but it can increase people's calmness, I can't see whether there is forty or fifty, or not so big at all, people's gushing speeches, eyebrows flying and dancing movements, knowledgeable temperament, How can it be like a madman.

"You only need to invest 3,800 yuan, you can get a qualification in chain sales, and then develop 3 people, they develop 3 people respectively, geometric multiplication, to the time you can earn 110,000 22 Our cooperation company is "Hong Kong green rhyme", the company has a fair and reasonable five-level three-level system, as the name suggests: it is five levels, three promotion stages, simply replaced by the English letters e, d, c, b, a, respectively, intern salesman, business leader, business director, Business managers and senior salesmen, how do they divide them?"

When the professor talked about the excitement, the small blackboard drew a multiplied pattern and explained it in detail.

Xiao Mu suddenly understood, and said to Dr. Bai: "This is a pyramid scheme"

"Who's to say it isn't, but if this person doesn't teach for ten hours a day, he's going crazy." Dr. Bai said with a smile. Xiao Mu felt that it was very inappropriate, he pointed and said: "Then you will provide him with teaching aids, wow, and chalk is still developing offline"

"There's no way, don't provide him with it, he talks in the medical area for a day, and the doctor is about to say that he is neurotic, autistic, mentally anxious, and cognitively impaired, it's weird, there is no obstacle to him, and he likes to listen to lectures." Doctor Bai said.

Developed a few psychopaths and went offline, so it was okay

Shocked, Xiao Mu looked at Professor Lu's high-spirited appearance again, which had half a symptom of psychosis, and he said abruptly: "Wow, it is indeed a genius, but this genius is all locked up here, what's the use of making money?"

"Money is only one kind of pursuit, but not everyone's pursuit will be money, as long as he is outside, there will always be MLM organizations that spend a lot of effort to invite him to teach, as long as he is given enough time, he can turn everyone into his downline," Dr. Bai said with a smile.

This crazy genius was arrested by the police several times but could not be convicted, and in the end it was determined that he was indeed a psychopath, so he could only teach here.

"When you personally sell 12 products for the company, you are an intern salesman of the company, when you and your umbrella system have sold 39 products for the company, more than 64 products, you are the business manager, do you think it is very difficult, I tell you intuitively, the difference of DE, you can earn 735 yuan; The difference in cd can get 3920 yuan, that is, when your left and right arms develop to 16 people, you can make a profit, but it is up to you personally, it may only develop two or three people In short, you are sitting here, waiting for others to make money for you, is it fun"

It's fun, a bunch of psychopaths are clapping.

I have to admit that the professor is quite demagoguery, and he took the lead in shouting a bunch of slogans.

Dry one after another, and every family plants trees and does not bloom.

I worked year after year, and I didn't have any money to go home every year.

Anyway, it's all to prove that you want to get out of the poor life, then come with me, as for my direct sales, it is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and it will bloom all over the five continents and the world.

Finally, a generous summary: the automatic money-making machine is so good, yes

The language is sandwiched with physical movements, the atmosphere is warm, the expression is excited, and then the analysis of the mode of making money, the multiplication is huge, Mu Lin clearly saw that those who are mentally abnormal are all said by Professor Lu, and they are looking at it admiringly, even if they don't understand it at all.

"I said Doctor Bai, it's all pediatrics." Mu Lin said deeply, not knowing Doctor Bai's intentions.

"Who's to say it's not, pyramid schemes, like Ponzi schemes, are the simplest, but there are many people who fall for it, you see, a simple lie will be interpreted by them into countless kinds of seductive speeches." Doctor Bai said, tilting his head and signaling: "Be careful, don't be brainwashed by him." ”

Hahaha Xiaomu raised his head and laughed, with the level of how many scum and talents he has seen all over the world, how could he be brainwashed by this kind of pediatric, besides, this routine is no stranger to anyone, at most it is the level of coaxing migrant workers and primary school graduates.

Unexpectedly, this smile interrupted the atmosphere of the scene, and the lecturers all looked at him, and the professor said with a smile: "Listening to the lecture, I heard a big smile and a big tooth, which is almost the same as the blossoming of the iron tree, this new friend, what do you call it." ”

"My name is Lin Musheng, and I'm a chef." Xiao Mu said smoothly, then covered his mouth and glared at Doctor Bai.

Falk his mother drops, as long as he doesn't pay attention, this sentence can burst out. Young Master Mu knew very well in his heart that when he was unconscious, someone strengthened his identity as a chef in his ear.

"Oh, chef, engineer of the human gut, welcome everybody." Professor Lu took the lead in applauding, this applause, the crowd was excited, and he slapped hard, the sincerity and eagerness made Xiaomu embarrassed.

"Come on, come on, take the lead, lead the way, we are the masters of our own affairs, I will help you analyze 100% success This is a subversion of the traditional wealth creation model, this is the wealth secret code that shocks the industry, you can see that you are very sad, you are very helpless, you don't know where the ship of fate will sail to join our big family, we are friends, relatives, people who can help you at all costs, everyone says yes" Professor Lu pulled Xiaomu and said enthusiastically.

The group of psychopaths below shouted in unison, "Yes"

Oh my god, Xiao Mu was infected, a little ashamed, and he had never been treated with such courtesy, but he was very sober, Professor Lu was just about to find a seat, Xiao Mu said: "This is a pyramid scheme, I'm not interested." ”

"I didn't say no, existence is reasonable." Professor Lu said.

"But pyramid schemes are not what you say, what kind of wealth creation myth is at most a lie to collect money." Xiaomu Road, turn around and go.

"Wait, I'll listen to me like lies, if you can convince me, I will learn from you seriously, everyone welcomes Lecturer Lin to give a speech to everyone" Professor Lu applauded again, the class of psychopaths was afraid that he would not be able to find the north, and they all applauded.

"I'll just talk about two points, the first point is a reality: you don't count how much money you earn, count how many people don't earn money, from the second stage, after rising to D, there are four people who have no money to get the difference in DE; In the fourth stage, there are 30 people who have no money to take the CC difference; It's even more terrifying when you get to BC, there are 349 people who have no money to take, that is to say, this wealth has not increased in your hands, the so-called incubation award is just a process of cannibalism between members, and the process of money being continuously lost from the bottom to the top is like all pit killing models, only those who stand at the top of the food chain can earn money. ”

Concise and bright, even Professor Lu was glaring, Xiao Mu intuitively eliminated a group of people who couldn't make money from the numbers he listed, and the stronger the team developed, the more considerable this number became, and it was obvious that the bottom was paying tribute.

"The second point is a story, the turtle climbs the mountain, the mountain is 100 meters high, the first day climbed 50 meters, and then climbs half of the previous day every day, excuse me, when can the turtle climb to the top of the mountain"

Xiao Mu asked, with a slight evil smile on his handsome face, Professor Lu's brows furrowed even deeper, and as soon as he was a psychopath, he looked at Professor Lu and Xiao Mu, all of them were at a loss, and in this short period of time, they seemed to be beginning to doubt.

"It's very simple, this is not a multiplication theory, the target of MLM is to target relatives and friends, no matter who it is, it can't guarantee a 100% success rate, so calculate, one even seven, one leaves, seven multiplication minus one, and then 36 multiplication and subtraction 7 and so on, it will cause a series of market explosions, which is equivalent to a turtle climbing a mountain, your speed will be slower and slower, and you will never reach the top of the mountain, so this is also the reason why MLM unremittingly expands the bottom to join the personnel, because there is no operation, no profit, no value-added, The people who can only be solved by increasing the number of people and adding in are all turtles that will never climb to the top."

Xiaomu Dao, while talking and rubbing the multiplication point of the dense turns, and then intuitively saw that even if the success rate of pulling people is calculated at 90%, it will be seriously shrunk in the position of B, and it will not reach the position of A at all.

"You heard what he said clearly," Professor Lu stood up suddenly, said coldly and angrily, and said to the audience bitterly: "He is sanctimonious, self-righteous, and full of excrement, and actually says that you are turtles, are you turtles, can we tolerate this kind of slander that insults our personality and great cause?"

"Can't" roared in unison, and the uproar rushed to Xiao Mu without warning, people hugged people, people stacked people, and instantly pressed Xiao Mu to the bottom, pulling legs, pulling arms, moving heads, and even more ruthlessly, directly holding his legs and biting him.

Doctor Bai smiled, paused for a while before blowing the whistle on his neck, a group of doctors and nurses rushed over, pulling left and right, it was easy to separate people, pulling the beaten Xiaomu and leaving, Professor Lu continued to teach as if nothing had happened, and a group of people clapped their hands and shouted slogans:

One dang after another, there are new tricks when dangdang.

suffered one loss after another, and all the losses had new experiences.

The voice of the pyramid scheme gang gradually faded, and Xiao Mukou, who was sitting on the edge of the flower pond, had crooked eyes, a blue face, a bloody chin, and a pain all over his body, he looked at Dr. Bai in amazement, and asked angrily: "Sincerely, don't you tell me that they have violent tendencies?" ”

"Not everything is reasonable, this is a crazy world, and if you don't listen to the doctor's advice and act without permission, you will suffer." Doctor Bai said with a smile, a nurse brought a shy wine to help him disinfect, and the doctor smiled and said, "I learned a lot today, that's all, it's almost noon, and I'm ready to start working." ”

"Fack, you whole family of neurotics"

Xiao Mu was so angry that he wanted to cry without tears, and Xiao Mu, who rarely burst into foul language, shouted his most vicious curse in his heart to Doctor Bai, who only kept his back