Sisi, Zhong Meiying, and Zhong Juying just talked about Gao Hongmei, when they heard their brother Qinghua say in the courtyard: "Brother, Gao Hongmei's wooden husband is here again, let's go and tease him." ”

"Gao Hongmei is here? I can't help but think! Zhong Meiying's eyes lit up.

"Let's go, let's go to see a good show, Sisi, you don't know, that black wood is really not bright, every time I am teased to death by the children in our village, I laugh to death."

Zhong Meiying pulled Sisi and Zhong Juying to see the excitement, and Sisi thought that there was nothing to do, so she followed, mainly to see where the black wood in Zhong Meiying's mouth was sacred.

At this moment, Gao Hongmei and her husband Xuanmu were carrying bags of snacks and two bottles of wine by the Crying River, walking towards the Grange, Gao Hongmei looked proud, and deliberately asked Xuanmu to put on a brand-new green military uniform and a military hat, which was very grand.

However, this Xuanmu is short and black, and he should have been wearing a heroic military uniform on him, no matter how you look at it, how do you feel awkward, it really doesn't look good.

Gao Hongmei doesn't think so, in her eyes, there is no better looking clothes than the green military uniform, if it weren't for her husband's military uniform, she wouldn't wear it well, she would want to wear it too!

"Wood, have you gone back to your mother-in-law's house?"

A boy on the side of the river beach joked, Sisi took a closer look, it was Zhong Wanhua's younger brother Zhong Xiaopu, Zhong Xiaopu, Zhong Xiaopu, who had also grown up, was still black and thin, but he was very energetic and slippery.

Xuanmu hummed, and his neck was raised high, similar to Gao Hongmei's demeanor, it's really not like a family doesn't enter the door!

Gao Hongmei also saw Sisi and them, and saw Sisi's beautiful face and beautiful clothes. My heart was very sour, but then I thought of what my mother said, what's the use of a woman reading well? It's not that you want to marry a man, a girl of the same age as you in Yuequan Village is the best marriage in Hongmei, and no one else can compare.

Thinking of this, Gao Hongmei felt comfortable again, hum, what's the use of looking good? The man I married was a soldier in the army!

If Sisi could hear Gao Hongmei's heart, she would definitely ask her: "Girl, your man is just a lowly-level non-commissioned officer. May I ask where you come from with all this self-satisfaction? ”

"Tian Sisi, why are you back? It can't be that you didn't read well and were fired, right? "Gao Hongmei must have no good words for export.

"I'm so embarrassed. I'm disappointed you, I specially asked for leave to come back to see my father, Gao Hongmei, I see why you are getting fatter and fatter? Look at your dress, poor thing. It's all about to burst. ”

Sisi looked unbearable. also pointed to the place where Gao Hongmei's back waist collapsed tightly. made Zhong Meiying and Zhong Juying laugh non-stop.

Gao Hongmei was so angry that she was about to scold, but she heard a noise from behind.

"Xuan Mutou. How about we make a bet? Zhong Xiaogou and several other boys in the village asked at Xuanmu.

"If you don't gamble, you don't have any money." Xuanmu is quite honest.

"Hahaha, I don't want you to pay, we'll pay, will you come?" This time it was Tian Donghua who spoke.

"Bet on what?" Xuanmu was a little moved.

"Bet on a Xin'anjiang, you don't want you to pay if you lose, we lose and give you a Xin'anjiang, can you come?" Tian Donghua tempted him.

Xuanmu's eyes lit up, Xin'anjiang is good, since he married his daughter-in-law, he hasn't smoked Xin'anjiang.

"Then how do you bet?"

"Simple, do you see the pile of cow dung in front of you? If you can eat it all, I'll give you a Xin'anjiang, and if you only eat half of it, I'll give you half of it, how about it? ”

Tian Donghua smiled and pointed to a pile of black fresh cow dung on the river beach, just now he could see Gao Hongmei running to Sister A to talk nonsense, he had to take care of this stupid wood and vent his anger for Sister A.

"Yes, do you dare to eat Xuan Mu? A Xin'an River! Everyone else cheered and laughed.

Xuanmu was a little hesitant, he hadn't eaten cow dung, and he didn't know what it tasted like, seeing him hesitate, Tian Donghua increased his chips again.

"Two Xin'an Rivers, Xuan Mutou, if you don't gamble, forget it, I will save two Xin'an Rivers!" Tian Donghua pretended to be ready to go home, and sure enough, Xuanmu was fooled.

"Bet, I bet, what you said, two Xin'an rivers, you are not allowed to rely on the account."

"Xuan Mutou rest assured, the Donghua family is so rich, not to mention two Xin'an rivers, even ten can be taken, you can rest assured to gamble."

"Xuanmu is not allowed to gamble!"

Gao Hongmei ran over angrily, although she was not too smart, she also knew that if she really gambled with Tian Donghua, she would be really shameless in the village in the future.

When Xuan Mu heard his daughter-in-law scolding, he hesitated again, Zhong Xiaogou sneered: "Xuan Mutou, you are really a coward, you don't dare to bet if a woman says a word." ”

"Yes, it's really cowardly, even women are afraid, you are still a soldier!"

"That's it, it's my future daughter-in-law who dares to give me no face like this, and Lao Tzu beat me with a fist."

Everyone's gossip voice made Xuan Mu's heart impetuous, and thinking of Gao Hongmei's arrogance at home, he suddenly straightened his waist and shouted at Gao Hongmei: "What is your name, can you be a woman in charge of men's affairs?" ”

"Yes, Xuan Mutou, that's how you look like a man!"

Xuanmu smiled proudly, and walked towards the cow dung with a firm step, two Xin'an rivers, he is here!

Gao Hongmei rushed up to pull Xuanmu, but Xuanmu had already pounced on the two Xin'an rivers with a red heart, who would pay attention to her, and threw her aside with a flick of his hand.

Gao Hongmei cried out 'wow', wiped her tears and ran back to find her father and mother to help.

By the time Gao Yuzhu and Tian Chunfang ran over panting, Comrade Xuanmu had already eaten the pile of cow dung cleanly, and there was a lot of black cow dung on the corners of his mouth, and he was asking Tian Donghua for Xin'anjiang.

"I won, and I will bring two new Anjiang."

Everyone was dumbfounded, no one thought that this wood would be so stupid as to eat cow dung!

Tian Donghua looked at the cow dung on the side of Xuanmu's mouth, endured his nausea, took a few steps back, and gave him a thumbs up, you cow!

"You wait, Qinghua, hurry up and go home and get two Xin'an rivers."

Tsinghua ran back in a hurry, and Sister Ah came back this time to buy several Xin'an rivers, not afraid of running out of stock.

After a while, Tsinghua came over with two Xin'an rivers and handed them to Xuanmu, who suddenly smiled proudly, revealing his black teeth.

Crowd: Vomit

Sisi still felt disgusted until dinner, and when she saw the two younger brothers eating happily on the other side, she slapped them angrily, they were really two narrow ghosts, how could they come up with such a hurtful trick?

However, thinking of the complicated expressions of Gao Yuzhu's family of three on the river beach, I also felt very refreshed.

Why don't you give your younger brothers more pocket money when you leave? Compensate for the pain of the two of them being slapped by their father in the afternoon? (To be continued.) )

PS: PS: This is a real thing, it happened in the village of the elders of Lao Yang's family, and the background is also in the early eighties, but the stupid son-in-law is even more stupid, he eats fresh human dung, and he bets on a Xin'anjiang, and he hasn't gotten it yet, because his family is very poor, and he can't take out a bag of Xin'anjiang, and then the father-in-law of the stupid son-in-law will never let him come from a family again, for fear of losing face.