Why should women be embarrassed by women!

The sophomore and junior years of high school take professional classes together, there are only more than ten boys in our two grades, when we go to class, we can't hear the boys' voices, and when we get out of class, the boys' voices are drowned in the voices of many girls, we seem to live in the contemporary harem, but in fact we live in the contemporary matriarchal clan.

After the morning reading class, our colleagues in the second year of high school, the senior sisters and teachers in the third year of high school, as always, took a professional class in a classroom, and one senior sister complained to another senior sister: "We are all in the third year of high school, and we are busy preparing for the college entrance examination, how can we still take classes with them, they are annoyed to chirp every day." The voice of the senior sister was very small, but unfortunately Jiang Xuesu from our class passed by and listened to it, Jiang Xuesu turned around and shouted at the senior sister: "We have been annoying you for a long time, and we are fake all day long." ”

Women's war is from the war of words, most of them also from the war of words, and finally all the girls in the third year of high school and all the girls in the second year of high school are like fire and water, the girls in the two classes are like holding a debate match, the narrow road meets the tip of the needle to the wheat mang, the noise is in full swing, the boys of our two classes stand next to them in a daze, quietly listen to their fierce quarrels, and the boys of our two classes also politely smile at each other, whispering hello.

The bell rang, and all the girls died down, a bit like Taiwan's Kuomintang and Ming Progressive Party arguing and scolding each other.

As soon as Director Bi entered the classroom, he smelled a strong smell of gunpowder, and asked, "What's the matter, there was a quarrel." A senior sister in the third year of high school replied loudly: "We ask to take professional classes separately." The other senior sisters in the third year of high school also echoed the voice. Our sophomore girls are not vegetarians, Xia Qing stood up and said, "Director Bi, if we ask for separate classes, they will talk behind their backs, and we have been annoying them for a long time." The other girls in our sophomore year of high school chimed in.

Director Bi beckoned downward, motioned for Xia Qing to sit down, and said, "Do you all require professional classes in both classes?" The boys in our two classes were silent, while the girls in both classes replied in unison: "Yes." Director Bi then asked, "Do you boys mean the same thing?" "Our sophomore and junior boys really don't want to divide classes, we get along quite well with the senior sisters of the third year of high school, and the senior brothers of the third year of high school and her junior sisters also complement each other, we have been in class together for more than a year, and we are used to having each other, we boys dare not answer directly without class, so we can only answer euphemistically: "Whatever." After the six of us boys answered casually, more than 20 girls in the class almost killed us with their eyes, and a dozen boys in the third year of high school also lowered their heads to endure the wordless reprimands of the girls.

Director Bi put down the textbooks in his hand, walked around the classroom, with a serious expression, looked at everyone in the classroom without saying a word, walked back to the podium, and said for a long time: "It's been almost 20 years since I graduated, only a few of my former classmates are still in contact, and most of the others have lost contact, where are they now, how are they doing, what do they look like, I don't know, I have forgotten most of their names and appearances, and I can never have contact again in my life, and I used to be the same as you. I never knew how to cherish the friendship between classmates, but now I know how to cherish it, it's twenty years later, and it's no longer possible. The friendship between classmates is the most nostalgic and cherished friendship in the world, and it is also the purest and most innocent friendship, after this period of students, when you look back on this period of time, you will thank every student you met in the three years of vocational high school, you will often want to go to this most beautiful time, today you proposed to divide the class, I am very sad, you have been together for more than a year of classes on the friendship at all, it is really to the point of class, I originally thought, the first and second years of high school together in class, so that the first year of high school can study one more year of majorAfter all, you took the college entrance examination a year earlier than the first year of high school, and now you are a class sophomore and a senior in high school, you only have the opportunity to study together in the last year, but you don't know how to cherish it, that's good, if you really want to divide the class, divide it now, next door is the teacher, I will call Mr. Zhu to come over to class now. ”

Director Bi's words pierced my heart, and our two grades returned to their former friendship.

The second half of the second semester of the second year of high school has passed, the weather is gradually getting hotter, there is no fan in the dormitory, let alone the luxury of air conditioning, we can endure the heat of the first year of high school, and our wings have become stiffer in the second year of high school, and our heads are relatively flexible.

After the evening self-study, we each took the washbasin to the bathroom to take a bath, the bathroom was empty, we all filled the basin with water, and then poured a plate of water from the head to the body. After washing, we used our brains, Chen Biao said: "It's hot everywhere, the heart is calm and naturally cool, I think it's okay." Li Xiaowei said: "We can go to the roof to sleep, the roof is so high, I think there are fewer mosquitoes, and the wind is strong, you see how it goes." Chen Biao interjected: "The small door on the roof of the building is locked, shall we fly in?" Li Xiaowei continued: "Do you want to go and stay on the side, can a broken lock block our way?" Wu Liwu said thoughtfully: "This is not good, the head teacher knows and doesn't know how to repair us." Chen Biao also echoed Wu Liwu's words and objected. I said, "We pick the lock, go up to sleep after the evening self-study, close the small door early in the morning, no one will know, our mat cover is hidden in the hidden place on the roof, the head teacher will never come to the dormitory at night and in the morning, how can she, an unmarried woman, come to the boys' dormitory." Smith grinned and said, "Pick the lock, I'm good at it, the lock I picked open, the lock is not broken, and it can still be used." "When Smith Kline said this, we didn't have any worries.

We each picked up the mats and covers and walked down the stairs of the dormitory, sneakily to the small door leading to the top of the fourth floor, Shi Kline quickly removed the four screws on the small door with a fruit knife, we entered the village like devils, sneaked up to the top floor, and the last person closed the door.

We stand on the fourth floor, overlooking the world, there is a little bit of a glance at the small smell of the mountains, the wind is blowing, cool and pleasant, the stars in the sky, the stars seem to be closer to us, I saw a meteor flashing, disappeared in an instant, leaving only a long white trace, the white trace will fade and disappear for a while, somewhere in the city, I don't know if Wang Surong has seen this meteor, I don't know if she is okay now? In front of my eyes, vivid fragments of Wang Surong emerged.

In the morning, the six of us boys finished washing early, returned to the classroom, took the basketball out to play for a long time, saw that the time was almost up, we went back to the classroom to read early, we went to the classroom, Shi Jieqiong and Li Lin were reading, and the other female classmates did not come.

I walked up to Li Lin and said, "So early." Li Lin replied: "I just arrived, is there any difference today?" ”

"No, didn't Children's Day just pass?" After I finished speaking, Li Linwan smiled. I continued, "You smile so beautifully, a girl can create an immortal legend if she smiles more." Li Lin looked at me and said, "Your tablemate is here, you can also go and talk to her." I bowed my hand and said, "My tablemate, how dare I talk to her, she doesn't look at me all day long, I don't bother to take care of her." Li Lin said, "Can I tell Zhang Ping what you said?" I said, "This is not for you, study hard, and have a future." Li Lin smiled again and continued to read her ancient text of "Zhihu Ye".

Coincidentally, the head teacher walked into the classroom and saw that all of us boys were reading, and it was rare to see a ray of satisfaction rise on the head teacher's face.

A few of us played basketball for a while, sweating profusely, Han Wei turned on the fan, Zhang Ping and Jiang Xuesu entered the classroom together, they said: "Who, neurotic, turn on the fan in the morning." They skilfully turned off the fan again. Li Xiaowei said: "Didn't you two see that a few of us were already sweating, why do you turn it off." Zhang Ping looked up at the fan that she turned off, swept her eyes over a few of us boys, "hummed", and said, "We girls are cold, there are so many of us girls, isn't it as important as the six of you?" We girls are not hot, and the fan just can't be turned on. ”

Li Xiaowei swallowed his anger and didn't make a move, we were helpless with big eyes, and in the last physical education class, we couldn't bear it.

Every time we go to physical education class, we are very conscious, and we take the initiative to rush out of the classroom, where it is cool to play.

A few of our boys were on the parallel bars for a while, and saw Mr. Zhu holding a football in his hand from a distance, we haven't played football for a while, and rushed over, took the soccer and started playing, just six people, we found a few mercenaries to fill the number, and warmly invited Mr. Yao to be our referee, Mr. Yao readily agreed, and our two teams are preparing to fight. At this time, Wang Yahui led the classmates of the women's SWAT team to arrive, and Jiang Xuesu first said: "You, you, you, and you, not our class disappeared immediately." "The little boys in the first year of high school saw that their senior sister was so powerful, all of them were gray and lightning flashing, and these girls saw the little boys in the first year of high school running away in embarrassment, and they all laughed like snow in June.

Li Xiaowei said: "You guys are too much, Teacher Yao, you have seen it, and the troublemakers are all there, why don't you talk about them." Teacher Yao smiled and said, "You go and call those few people back, let's start now, you girls find a cool place to play." ”

Zhang Ping stood up and said: "We are here to play football, Mr. Yao, you are our referee, we are all together." Wu Liwu scolded angrily: "As long as you still play football, you play it with your mouth, it's ridiculous, we have long annoyed you one by one with your arrogance and arrogance, where do you come from and where do you go." Xia Yinyin looked at Wu Liwu and said, "Wu Liwu, you are really amazing, do you still want to do it!" Wu Liwu saw Xia Yinyin speak, and the chameleon smiled and said, "It's hot, can you stand playing football?" Squad leader Wang Yahui said: "There are only six of you, how to play football, you see we want eleven people, we have eleven people, we want twenty-three people, we also have twenty-three people, we don't say how bad your boys' football is, this person can't get together, hey, China's men's football team can't see the dawn, with a few of you really can't do it, I think, you give us cheer is right." "Wang Yahui's cynicism and sarcasm hidden in the needle, we are speechless.

I said, "Let's go, brothers, don't we really want to cheer them up?" "We all walked out of the football field with indignation and helplessness.

Chen Biao said: "The senior sisters who are still in the third year of high school have the charm of girls, and the girls in our class are all female bandits. We all looked at Chen Biao and laughed and said, "Is it possible that Brother Biao is happy to work." Chen Biao said: "No, objective evaluation." Han Wei said: "There should be an ulterior lust hidden behind the objective evaluation." Chen Biao said: "You guys, you can't study, you think a lot of evil, no culture is not terrible, no quality is terrible." "We all laughed.

Han Wei said: "Begacho, are you secretly in love with our senior sister Xie Lingling. When the others heard this, their eyes flashed at me, and I replied lightly: "Pure friendship." As soon as these words came out, they made vomiting expressions one by one, and I continued: "It's just an occasional talk, that's all, the others have no ideas, and this topic can't be mentioned again in the future." ”

Li Xiaowei said: "My Yanzi doesn't mean anything to me at all. Chen Biao said in a weird way: "What grade are you, what grade is Sun Yan, she can test the results of the two of you alone, although Sun Yan's fame is not as big as Sun Yanzi, but in our school, Sun Yan's fame is much greater than Sun Yanzi, can she take a fancy to you, a second goods who are leisurely and leisurely all day long?" ”

We all nodded in agreement.

Li Xiaowei scolded: "Can you speak human words? How am I a sin to have bad grades? Can't you like good grades if you have bad grades? Rat-eyed. ”

Chen Biao replied without arrogance: "By the way, Shen Jiayi can fall in love with Ke Jingteng, but Sun Yan can't fall in love with Li Xiaowei, why, because Shen Jiayi and Ke Jingteng are the movie version, and Sun Yan and Li Xiaowei are the reality version, the key is that you don't have the handsomeness of Ke Jingteng in the movie, you don't have a play, you really don't have a play." ”

The four of us nodded in agreement as we listened.

Li Xiaowei frowned coldly at Chen Biao and said, "Bastard, I haven't seen you so awesome in the reading comprehension test usually, so don't disturb the morale of the army for me today." ”

Chen Biao shook his head and sighed: "Just ask what the world is like, and teach people to live and die." ”

Wu Liwu made two "bah" sounds, and then said: "Brother Biao, will you die if you don't pretend to be deep?" You are not Jin Yong's Li Mochou, Yuan asks for such a good word, after you say this, we really want to vomit when we hear it, I beg you, don't drag poems and songs in broad daylight in the future, these elegant things, Brother Biao, you really can't play, brother, I risk death to admonish my brother.

All four of us share this lofty view.

Han Wei said: "Who is going to buy water with me!" "Li Xiaowei and Wu Liwu went to the shop together, and Chen Biao Shik and I stood in the shade next to the parallel bars.

There were six of us, and they bought multiple bottles of water, and I took the water and said, "You three can't give out water." ”

Han Wei said: "Why. I continued: "You think, there are twenty-three girls on the playground, you only send water to three girls, of course they don't want it, they are not with the water in your hands, but with your bad motives. ”

Wu Liwu said: "Then forget it, drink it yourself." ”

"Go and bring a bottle of water to each of them, so that they may not only accept but also improve the hostility against us, and you may also use this to offer your courtesy to your favorite little demon." ”

After hearing this, the three of them felt that this plan was feasible, and went to buy water, and then sent water to each female classmate, and the service attitude was comparable to that of the waiters in a five-star hotel.

There are unforeseen storms and clouds in the sky, thunder and lightning after physical education class, the wind and rain are about to come and the wind is full of buildings, we get the cover from the top of the building back to the dormitory, the sky is dry thunder and no rain, the black clouds are deployed between heaven and earth, the dark clouds in the distance are almost within reach, the sultry heat between heaven and earth makes people feel suffocated, the clouds come and go in the sky, just like the Normandy landing of the Allied forces, and the war is about to break out.

Until the evening self-study after the heavy rain did not come as scheduled, just a little drizzle, but this little rain hit the ground, preventing us from going to the top floor to sleep, the feeling of suffocation increased unabated, we returned to the dormitory, the temperature inside can hatch chickens.

Han Wei said with a whim: "Classroom fan." ”

Chen Biao said: "There is a fan in the classroom, we can't use this crooked brain, the head teacher knows, it is really enough for us to drink a pot." ”

Wu Liwu said: "Brother Biao's words are reasonable, we have to be cautious, that is the heart of the enemy." ”

"I don't dare to pick the lock on the classroom," Smith said. We had a good dormitory, and when the weather was good, we would go to the roof to sleep safely. ”

Li Xiaowei said: "What are you afraid of, let's go to the classroom to sleep, get up in the morning and clean it up, the keys to the classroom Wang Yahui and Zhang Ping have it, don't you have it at once, are you so bold?" ”

I knocked on the baffle next to the dormitory, Shi Jieqiong was coming to the dormitory, heard my knocking, and asked, "Is there something?" I replied, "You can help me call the squad leader." ”

Wang Yahui walked out and said unceremoniously: "What are you looking for me?" I replied, "I forgot my things in the classroom, so I'll borrow the classroom key." Wang Yahui handed me the key and said, "Give it to me tomorrow." "I'm grateful to Dade for agreeing.

The boys' dormitories and girls' dormitories in our sophomore year of high school were on the second floor, and we used the same floor, with a thick wooden board in the middle to cut us in half, and we could keep talking while standing on the balcony. We are more disciplined than the Chu River Han Border and have never wanted to occupy each other's territory.

A few of us went to the small shop to play for a while, and then went to the playground for a while, seeing that the campus was gradually sparsely populated, we returned to the dormitory, each with a blanket and sheets, quietly ran to the classroom, turned on the lights to merge the four rows of desks in the middle, the bed sheets were made, all the electric fans were turned on, and so on, we lay down, the fans were blowing in the classroom, and the treatment was much stronger than the roof.

In the morning, we quietly got up, restored the original appearance of the desks, chairs and stools in the classroom, gently locked the door, secretly returned to the dormitory, took a nap, heard the sound of washing outside, we got up and washed.

In the morning, when I returned to the classroom, everything was still loud. When we saw that there were no clues, we were all happy in our hearts, and our courage began to grow.

Today's sky is clear, after the evening self-study, we deliberately left the latest, the door of the classroom did not have a chance to lock, and we spent the night safely, so that the days of national peace and security we have passed for more than a week, one morning, we were all exposed.

That night, after self-study, we played basketball with our freshman seniors, played for a long time and were very tired, went to the dormitory to wash up, took the camping equipment, and went back to the classroom to sleep beautifully.

Something happened in the morning. When we woke up, there were many familiar voices gathered outside the classroom, we got up at the speed of the emergency assembly of the special forces, reset the desks and stools with the action of the rapid reaction force, we opened the door of the classroom, politely invited all colleagues to go to the court to discuss politics, and finally walked in with our amiable head teacher, our messy hairstyle, the face of the rough room, ashamed.

The head teacher looked at us in embarrassment with the eyes of an alien, and we each stood there with blankets and sheets in our hands, and our female colleagues laughed and muttered, as if they were talking about the final decision. The head teacher said in a tone like June snow: "Don't go to wash yet, I'm waiting for you in the office." ”

We returned to the dormitory at the speed of the British army's escape from Dunkerke, and with the anxiety of the sea, we washed ourselves and went to the office at the speed of a turtle and snail, hoping to get leniency.

We went into the office, and the head teacher sat there as solemnly as Mount Tai, and we stood near her, waiting for her to be repaired.

The head teacher said: "The weather is hot, you get over it, sleep in the classroom, you can't sleep lazy, you should also go secretly, the other students in the class are here, you are still asleep in the classroom, do the school leaders see the words?" Students from other classes came and went and saw it, can it be done? Do you want other students in other classes to follow suit and turn classrooms into dormitories? If you don't find out, I can turn a blind eye and I won't be able to live in the classroom anymore from tonight, okay, you go to the cafeteria to eat. ”

The head teacher was so gracious, we were all moved and didn't know what to say.

When we returned to the classroom after the meal with a smile on our faces, our colleagues looked at us with amazement, and they could see from our smug expressions that we had saved the day.

Wang Yahui said: "Begacho, you asked for my classroom key that night, and what did you say to throw it in the classroom, I see that you were left in the classroom, liar." ”

Girls are not animals that can be reasoned, and we have no reason to talk about it, so I take a silent apology as a silent answer.

Back in my seat, Zhang Ping kept staring at me, I looked at myself and got dressed. How did she look so unscrupulous.

"Have you seen enough? If not, please continue? I interrupted her gaze with words.

"I haven't seen enough, I'll see what kind of material you are made of, why are you so thick-skinned, you boys every once in a while, the head teacher must treat you, otherwise you can really fly into the sky like the aerospace hero Yang Liwei." Zhang Ping was arrogant and sarcastic.

"If we are at the same table, can't we live a good life like other tablemates? Can it not be noisy and not noisy? "I say sincerely.

"You're sick, aren't you? Whoever has a good life with you will not talk and shut up. Zhang Ping said with a gun.

I had to shut up, I talked a lot, hurt a lot, and the girls who studied "Marketing" not only had excellent appearance, but their eloquence was comparable to Su Qin and Zhang Yi's ability.

The senior sisters and brothers in the third year of high school are about to usher in the college entrance examination.