Chapter 164: Two Women You Can't Mess With
"How do I know?"
Regarding Lin Yunhai's question, Xia Ye also directly put on an expression that I don't know. As for the latter, the tears in his eyes just now dissipated at some point.
At the same time, the originally bad relationship between Lin Yunhai and Xia Ye has completely improved because of this incident, but both parties have a tacit understanding and do not mention it.
"Well, since the old witch's will has been delivered, I will go first."
Now that he knew that all this was just a misunderstanding, Xia Ye had no intention of staying here again, and immediately said, "Your ID card should also be solved, right?" Do you want to go back with me? ”
"Don't!" Lin Yunhai did not hesitate to reject Xia Ye's proposal.
Just kidding, finally there is a reason to live a "good life" at home with clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth, how could Lin Yunhai go back to the kennel in dormitory 222 so quickly? The answer, of course, is no!
"You're not going back, aren't you?"
Xia Ye squinted and reminded, "I can remind you that the exam will be taken next week, the old witch has already sharpened her knife and is ready to kill people, if you don't make a good impression in front of her, you will be hanging!" ”
The power of the old witch is indeed extraordinary.
No, as soon as Xia Ye mentioned the old witch's chopping knife that had cut down an unknown number of senior brothers and sisters, Lin Yunhai suddenly felt a little afraid, because he remembered the tragic situation when he was ruthlessly cut off by the old witch in the last general examination last semester, it was a full half semester of make-up exams! The last time it was the old witch's mercy that allowed him to get away with it.
"How?"
Seeing Lin Yunhai's hesitation, Xia Ye raised his eyebrows and asked. "I can't go."
Hearing this, Lin Yunhai struggled for a while, and finally shook his head resolutely under Xia Ye's stunned gaze. With a mind that is ready for heroic sacrifice, "Don't go, but I'll go back before the exam!" ”
Although the old witch's horse chopping knife is very deterrent, but now the small life is more comfortable, Lin Yunhai is a person who pursues living in the present every day, so compared with the next week's entrance examination, it is naturally more important to have a good life now. And the most important thing is that he wants to take the retake for half a semester at most. It's not that I haven't tried it, anyway, this kind of thing is born and cooked twice.
If Xia Ye knew Lin Yunhai's thoughts at this time, it was estimated that he would scold him directly, and you would make up the exam for the rest of your life.
At last. Seeing that Lin Yunhai didn't know how to live or die, there was no way to go on a summer night, after all, she couldn't just take the latter back to school, and then she didn't have a good airway. "That's okay and you don't care." Then he pushed the door and left.
Outcome. As soon as he pushed the door open, Xia Ye saw Zhang Yi who had been standing near the door.
Zhang Yi, who was watching, was obviously stunned for a moment in the summer night, but still smiled at Zhang Yi very politely, "Aunt Zhang, excuse me, since Yunhai is fine, then I will leave first." ”
"Saya? Are you going to leave so soon? ”
Seeing that Xia Ye was about to leave, Zhang Yi was also stunned. Finally, a girl came to look for her son, why did she have to leave in less than ten minutes. Therefore, I couldn't help but say, "It's not too early now, it's better to come early than to come by chance, so let's just stay and have dinner together." ”
In the face of Zhang Yi's kind invitation, Xia Ye naturally couldn't accept it, she had to go back to the dormitory before 10 o'clock tonight, otherwise there would be no way to enter, and it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
But before Xia Ye refused, Lin Yunhai, who came out later, saw that his mother wanted to stay for Xia Ye to come down for dinner, so he hurriedly said first, "No, no, how can you keep her down for dinner!" ”
Just kidding, Lin Yunhai can understand her mother's character, if she stays for dinner on a summer night, his mother will definitely ask questions. At that time, if Xia Ye said something that should not be said, such as the re-examination of last semester and half a semester of high mathematics, if it was his mother, Lin Yunhai knew that he would have to peel off his skin even if he didn't die. Therefore, Lin Yunhai knew that he resolutely could not let Xia Ye stay for dinner, or perhaps he resolutely did not let Xia Ye contact his mother.
However, Lin Yunhai didn't know his sentence "How can you keep her down for dinner?" "I've completely offended two women he can't afford to mess with!
Zhang Yi squinted, looking at her "good son" who had been raised for more than ten years, and suddenly had an urge to slap him to death.
Although Zhang Yi didn't speak, her eyes really told Lin Yunhai a word, "I'm tired of being alive, aren't you?" ”
And Xia Ye's eyes at this time were almost exactly the same as Zhang Yi's, they were also squinting and staring at Lin Yunhai with unkind eyes, and they also had the urge to catch Lin Yunhai and beat him up. That's right, she didn't want to stay for dinner, but it was one thing for her to stay and another thing for her to be rejected by Lin Yunhai.
Therefore, in just an instant, Lin Yunhai felt the common unkind eyes from Xia Ye and Zhang Yi, he actually offended two women he couldn't afford to provoke at the same time, if those two eyes were quantified, it is estimated that Lin Yunhai would be bombarded by now and there would be no scum left.
"Ahem, ahem!"
Lin Yunhai coughed dryly, he also knew how inappropriate what he just said, after being embarrassed for a moment, he then changed his words and smiled, "Mom, people have to rush back to school in the evening, and if it's late, you won't be able to catch the car, if you insist on leaving people to eat, you won't have nowhere to sleep if you can't go back at night." ”
Lin Yunhai's explanation didn't have the slightest effect, Zhang Yi still looked at him with the kind of eyes you are waiting for the old lady, and then turned his head to Xia Ye and smiled, "What's this, if you can't go back, you can sleep here, you go sleep on the sofa." At this moment, in Zhang Yi's heart, Xia Ye's status has far surpassed Lin Yunhai's biological son at a speed of one hundred and eighty yards per second.
Hearing that Zhang Yi had this plan, Lin Yunhai was not calm, he still said something, but under Zhang Yi's threatening gaze, he didn't dare to say it.
Of course, in addition to Lin Yunhai, there was also Xia Ye who was also not calm, she didn't expect Zhang Yi to have such a plan, so she couldn't help but smile hurriedly, "Aunt Zhang, no need, I have to go to class tomorrow!" ”
Hearing this, Lin Yunhai breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Xia Ye so politely refuse his mother's invitation.
But Lin Yunhai's breath was not finished yet, and his face swelled into a bitter gourd color in the next sentence of the summer night.
"Auntie, Yunhai's ID card should be finished, right? Do you want him to go back to school with me? Xia Ye asked Zhang Yi very politely, and her tone was quite sincere.
"Damn, dead man......"
Lin Yunhai couldn't help but scold, but before he finished speaking, he swallowed the second half of the sentence back under Zhang Yi's lethal eyes.
And seeing Lin Yunhai look so deflated, although Xia Ye still had that faint calm smile on the surface, but in her heart, she had already beaten gongs and drums and set off firecrackers, she hadn't seen Lin Yunhai so deflated for a long time, looking at Lin Yunhai's appearance of daring to be angry and unspeakable, Xia Ye didn't mention how happy she was, and she smiled with hatred in her heart, "Let you fight with me." ”
Regarding Xia Ye's request, Zhang Yi originally raised his hands and feet in favor, so naturally he would not refuse.
In this way, Lin Yunhai, who originally thought that he could sneak away for a few more days, was escorted back to school by two women he couldn't afford to provoke because he said the wrong thing. (To be continued......)