Chapter 12: The Brain-Dead Alliance
readx; Chapter 12: The Brain-Dead Alliance
In the next day's class, Chen Xuanyi still talked nonsense with his roommates. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After class in the afternoon, after the four heroes said goodbye to each other, Chen Xuanyi took out the leaflet of the Chinese Ancient Boxing Alliance from his pocket and walked according to the address written on it.
But after all, Chen Xuanyi has just entered the school, and he doesn't know much about this Ruoda school, and he doesn't know how to get to Room 403 on the 4th floor of the gymnasium written on the address.
"Oh, I'm so stupid, why didn't I go with the black bull just now, isn't he going to participate in the basketball club...
Chen Xuanyi looked at this huge campus helplessly.
There's no way, he can only ask people all the way, what makes him in trouble is that the female classmates he met looked at him and wow, wow, wow, as soon as he opened his mouth, those female classmates fainted with love in their eyes, uh... Exaggeration.
With twists and turns, Chen Xuanyi came to this legendary gymnasium, and along the way he was wondering, is there a lot of masters in this ancient boxing alliance, and a knife can cut off a brick... Is there still someone who can fly the eaves and walk the wall, and there are some who will do what the Seven Wounds Boxing and Tai Chi Boxing are wonderful.
Thinking about it, Chen Xuanyi went up to the 4th floor and found 403, there was a wooden board on the door, which said "Chinese Ancient Boxing Alliance" or a brush font, which was quite retro.
Chen Xuanyi already vaguely felt that there must be many heroes gathered in this gate who were learning martial arts.
Chen Xuanyi gently pushed open the door, tilted his head and looked inside, ouch, this room is quite big, there are more than a dozen wooden stakes set up in it, and then look at the students inside, more than a dozen people, uniformly dressed in black uniforms, neatly arranged Zama steps, just... There is still a gap between the picture and the picture he imagined... Look at a boy in a black martial arts uniform in front of the team dangling slowly and leisurely, and the word president is written on the back. Do you want to tell the audience so blatantly that you are the boss of the Guquan Alliance? It's too narcissistic!!
Seeing the black-clothed boss's uniform, Chen Xuanyi instantly thought of an antique movie decades ago, the king of destruction of the star master...
"Not good, there are enemies!" The black-clothed boss suddenly roared, and his gaze shot straight at Chen Xuanyi's face in the crack of the door.
Chen Xuanyi was startled by the roar of the boss in black... But I saw the black-clothed boss rushing towards the door quickly, and when he was less than two meters away from the door, he jumped up and kicked out of the air.
"I'll go, you're going to give me a scud, say okay ancient fist!!" Chen Xuanyi exclaimed in her heart.
said that it was too late, Chen Xuanyi reacted very quickly, and pushed the door inside with both handsγγγγγ
"Bang!" A γγγγγ
Chen Xuanyi took a look, and the black-clothed boss didn't expect that when he was flying in the air, the door was suddenly pushed open, and then the black-clothed boss directly came into close contact with the door, and finally fell to the ground, curled up, hugging his knees, in pain.
At this time, the entire practice room was silent, and all the students stopped their movements and watched this scene in amazement.
"Uh... Big brother, are you alright? Chen Xuanyi asked with some guilt.
I saw the black-clothed boss stand up instantly, standing straight, and his painful expression instantly became serious.
The black-clothed boss raised his head proudly, endured the pain and said, "I'm fine!" The ground is too slippery! β
"Uh... I didn't mean to harm you ... Chen Xuanyi said embarrassedly.
The black-clothed boss turned his head slightly, pointed to the door with one hand, and continued to say seriously, "I'm fine!" The ground is too slippery, otherwise the door would not be able to stop my Scuds."
"Hehehe... It's okay," Chen Xuanyi smiled stiffly.
"You should be glad it's too slippery, or I'll kick through the door and blow your head," said the black-clothed boss pointing his finger at Chen Xuanyi's head.
When the students inside heard this, they actually applauded, and they couldn't stop nodding and saying that the president was really powerfulγγγγγ
At this moment, Chen Xuanyi felt that she had come to the wrong place.
"Little brother, are you here to join us?" The boss in black finally got to the point.
"Uh... I'm passing by... Chen Xuanyi's current idea is to flash people quickly.
The black-clothed boss saw that Chen Xuanyi was leaving, and hurriedly pulled Chen Xuanyi into the practice room, "No, no, little brother speaks further"
"I see that you reacted extremely sensitively just now, which is very in line with our Pit Daddy Alliance... Belch.. No, the membership requirements of the Ancient Boxing Alliance" said the black-clothed boss.
"Big brother, you misunderstood, I'm not interested at all" Chen Xuanyi hurriedly waved his hand and explained, Nima, you just said that you leaked your mouth.
When the students below saw Chen Xuanyi coming in, they began to talk to each other and said that this guy was so handsome, and they didn't care at all what this stupid president said to Chen Xuanyi.
The black-clothed boss opened his hands, swept his eyes around the practice room and said, "Little brother, you see, we are well-equipped here, our teachers are abundant, and we can teach people all kinds of ancient boxing techniques."
After hearing the words of the black-clothed boss, Chen Xuanyi thought to himself, "I'll go, don't you just have a few wooden stakes, and you, the president of the second company, where is there any equipment, where are there any teachers?" β
Before Chen Xuanyi could speak, the boss in black quickly pulled Chen Xuanyi to a table and took out an application form for joining the company.
"Come on, little brother, let's apply now, our alliance is very powerful, and ordinary people can't join," said the boss in black.
"Then I don't want to join yet, I'm an ordinary person" Chen Xuanyi just wanted to leave, but was stopped by the boss in black.
The boss in black asked, "What is the name, age, height, major?" β
"Uh... Chen Xuanyi... "Chen Xuanyi was stunned, the situation of Shenma...
In less than half a minute, the black-clothed boss took out a big seal and stamped the word qualified on the application formγγγγγ
Chen Xuanyi didn't even have time to react, the boss in black completed the formalities, and then pulled Chen Xuanyi to the students.
"The Chinese Ancient Boxing Law Alliance has added a new member today, everyone applauds and welcomes!" The black-clothed boss said impassionedly to the students, and then applauded enthusiastically.
The people below also followed "papapapa"
The black-clothed boss patted Chen Xuanyi on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, please introduce yourself."
"Hello everyone... My name is Chen Xuanyi... Freshman Psychology Class 2. Chen Xuanyi said stunned.
"Good! Welcome everyone again! β
Before Chen Xuanyi finished speaking, the boss in black welcomed him again...
The black-clothed boss held Chen Xuanyi's hand and bared his teeth and said, "Chen Xuanyi, Daoyou, you are now one of the members of my Chinese Ancient Boxing Alliance, please pay the franchise fee, as long as 998!" β
γγγγ At this time, Chen Xuanyi felt like a stupid fork, he had taken the wrong medicine today, and when he came to such a place, he inexplicably joined a brain-dead organization...
There was no way, in the end, Chen Xuanyi still handed over the 998, he thought to himself that this money should be sent away and leave quickly, it would be good if he would never come to this place again in the future. I really don't know if these students present are also brain-dead, and they will join such an alliance... Eh... Wrong... Didn't you join yourself? . . .
The boss in black counted the franchise fee that ** handed over to him, and nodded with satisfaction, "Well... The little brother is very good, he is a manufacturable material. β
Chen Xuanyi scolded in her heart: "I'll take it... I can make your sister... That's how you deceived the cute, kind and simple students, right?"
"Come on! Little brother, this is the uniform of our Ancient Boxing Alliance" The boss in black didn't know when he took out a lump of black cloth and handed it to Chen Xuanyi, looking at his very grand appearance.
Chen Xuanyi was stunned and took the piece of fabric and opened it to take a look... Nima... It's the same as the boss in black, and there are two words of ancient boxing written on the back... It's a shame...
"This is our supreme honor, you can try it!" The black-clothed boss said excitedly.
"Hehe... Next time... I'm new to ... Don't tarnish this glory ... Chen Xuanyi smiled awkwardly, how could a boy like him wear such cheap clothes.
The boss in black didn't care about Chen Xuanyi's words, and then he began to introduce Chen Xuanyi to the long history of the Ancient Boxing Alliance, as well as the original intention of the founding of Shenma, and then talked about himself, the name of the boss in black is Long Dongqiang, he said that he has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he is the president and coach of this alliance.
Chen Xuanyi felt that Long Dongqiang was completely fooling himself, seeing that this person looked quite sunny, that pair of iron teeth and bronze teeth Ji Xiaolan's general speech must be very powerful in sales in the future.
After entering this practice room for so long, Chen Xuanyi found that there was not a single girl in this brain-disabled alliance... I really don't know what is the need for such a society to exist ... He didn't know it ... He is alone this year's freshman in this club.
After Chen Xuanyi was dragged by Long Dongqiang to listen to his nonsense for a long time, he felt that he was already tired of hearing, and he made up his mind to retreat.
It's just that Long Dongqiang still looks very reluctant, and he talks endlessly with Chen Xuanyi about Taijiquan, Bagua, Baji, Xingyi, Splitting, Yongchun, Hongquan and so on... In the end, Chen Xuanyi said that next time he came to study, his roommate was hit by a car and had to rush to the hospital, so Long Dongqiang was willing to let him go.
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