Then Wang Xiaoai walked to the front of the lecture table, and then pointed to the lecture in front of him, which was several times larger than his desk, and asked Teacher Yang, "Teacher, how big is this lectern?" ”

"Well, it's 2 meters long, 08 meters wide, and 12 meters high, what's wrong?" Teacher Yang said in confusion, and then seemed to think of something, and became a little nervous and excited.

"Well, that's it, that's it, Bai Xiaofei, you perform! Give me this to be gone, I'll ......" In the end, Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth, "I'll kiss you!" ”

"Huh? That's what you said! Don't go back! Bai Xiaofei immediately became excited when he heard it, and then walked to the front of the lectern, just to put it in.

"Alas! Wait a minute! Looking at Bai Xiaofei's confident face, Wang Xiaoai became a little worried, and then hurriedly stood in front of Bai Xiaofei and said, "I also have a request!" ”

"Okay! You said! Bai Xiaofei was very excited at this time, so he didn't care what the request was.

"That's fine!" Saying that, Wang Xiaoai sat down directly on the lectern, and then looked at Bai Xiaofei proudly and said, "Now you can change!" ”

"Are you ......" Bai Xiaofei looked at Wang Xiaoai with a smug face, and was so depressed that he almost vomited blood, "Is there anything like you?" ”

"Humph! If you can't change, say it early, what excuses! "Wang Xiaoai said, 'I'm like this, what can you do with me!' looked at Bai Xiaofei with an expression.

"Uh...... Wang Xiaoai's requirements are indeed a bit excessive, or not, or don't change? At this time, Teacher Yang on the side also didn't believe that Bai Xiaofei could do this, so he persuaded on the side.

"No way!" Looking at Wang Xiaoai, who was sitting proudly at the podium, Bai Xiaofei suddenly vetoed, and then thought a little depressed in his heart: "It's really feng shui in turn!" I don't know if this backpack can just put this lectern in, no, I have to try it! ”

"Okay, I'll change! Remember my request though! Don't cheat! After speaking, Bai Xiaofei walked to the front of the lectern, looked at Wang Xiaoai, who was sitting on it, and put his hand on the lectern, and then pretended to be a ghost and shouted: "Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, let me disappear!" ”

"Ahh Wang Xiaoai was originally sitting on the lectern, but now the lectern below her suddenly disappeared, so she immediately screamed in surprise, and then hit the ground with her ass, she screamed in pain, and then rubbed her buttocks vigorously, and then looked at Bai Xiaofei fiercely, and even had a tendency to cry.

Bai Xiaofei hurriedly held back his thoughts of wanting to comfort her, and then said, "See? Now it's time to do what I want! ”

"Humph!" Wang Xiaoai stood up slowly, then looked at Bai Xiaofei and said, "You want to be beautiful!" ”

"This ...... Teacher Yang, look at Wang Xiaoai, she is cheating again, you must know that I agreed to such an unreasonable request he made just now, and now that I have done it, he has begun to cheat, this is an untrustworthy behavior, this kind of behavior must be stopped in time, otherwise Wang Xiaoai will definitely fall deeper and deeper in the future! You're right! Mr. Yang! Bai Xiaofei said to Teacher Yang on the side.

"Hmmm! Bai Xiaofei is right, you must be trustworthy! Teacher Yang saw such a magical performance, of course, he had to help, so he said with a serious face.

"You...... Teacher...... You ......" Wang Xiaoai was suddenly speechless.

"If you hear it, you must be trustworthy, and the words of a manly man must count, saying one is one, and saying two is two!" Bai Xiaofei suddenly said proudly.

"Oh! So that's the case-" After hearing Bai Xiaofei's smug expression, Wang Xiaoai also laughed, and then stuck out her tongue at Bai Xiaofei, "Yue--But I'm not a manly man!" I'm just a little girl, I can talk without words, so I won't kiss you, I'm angry with you! ”

"You...... You ......" Bai Xiaofei pointed at Wang Xiaoai for a long time, but he still didn't speak, blame him for his cheap mouth! Why say so much?

"How's that...... What can you do with me...... I won't kiss ...... Yue-" Looking at Bai Xiaofei's speechless appearance, Wang Xiaoai became even more proud, stuck out her tongue at him, and looked at him with an expression of 'what can you do to me'.

"You...... Hum! If you don't kiss, you won't kiss! I'm not unusual! Looking at Wang Xiaoai, who was spitting out a pink little tongue in front of him, Bai Xiaofei hurriedly suppressed the impulse in his heart and pretended to be disdainful.

"Boom-" After Bai Xiaofei finished speaking, he put out the lectern that he had put in again, and then said to Teacher Yang: "Teacher, let's go!" Don't you still have to take classes? ”

"Hmmm! Yes, Wang Xiaoai, hurry up, it's time for class! After Mr. Yang shouted Wang Xiaoai, who was still proud of his wit, he took the lead and walked out.

"Oh! Here it comes! Wang Xiaoai hurriedly followed.

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"Okay, students, now I'll teach you how to cook this dish, first let's heat the pot first......" Teacher Yang put the pot on the stove, and then began to wait for the pot to heat up.

After a long time, the students below may not be able to wait, so they raised their hands and said, "Teacher, does your stove have a fire?" ”

"Huh? Surely there is? Teacher Yang said with some tears and laughter, can't the students below see it?

"But teacher, there's no fire on the stove!" The student below pointed to the stove and said. "Nonsense! How can there be no fire? Teacher Yang didn't believe it, and touched the middle of the pot with his hand only to find that the pot was still cold after burning for a long time, and he picked up the pot again to look at the stove below, and sure enough, there was no fire!

If this was an anime scene, Mr. Yang would definitely be covered with black lines all over his head by now, and big beads of sweat kept scratching down his forehead.

The stove has no fire is not a small problem, their stoves are all coal stoves, and they are all big stoves, which is difficult to make a fire, even if it rises, you have to wait for the coal fire to be completely up, this is not a matter of a while, there is no hour or two to do nothing, and now there is less than an hour to end the class, the time is not enough! Thinking of this, Mr. Yang suddenly began to make difficulties.

"Didn't you say you were a cultivator? That should be a spell! For example, fire-based spells that can generate flames! At this time, Wang Xiaoai below looked at Teacher Yang who was in trouble, and asked Bai Xiaofei on the side.

"Of course, I can have more spells!" Bai Xiaofei immediately said proudly.

"I don't believe it, you have the ability to go and light the stove!" Wang Xiaoai suddenly wrinkled her nose cutely, and then pretended not to believe it and said.

"Cut, just make a fire, I'll do it with a wave of my hand! But you think I'm going to fall for you? Whoever believes in you again is a fool! Hum! Bai Xiaofei resisted the urge to eat Wang Xiaoai, and deliberately pretended to despise her and didn't want to ignore her.

"You ............" Wang Xiaoai, who hit him in the soft underbelly, was speechless for a while, and thought for a while before continuing: "Okay, as long as you can light the fire, I will kiss you!" I don't believe you're really a cultivator like that! ”

"Cut! I...... No...... Appearance...... Letter...... You! Bai Xiaofei put his head in front of Wang Xiaoai and said word by word.

"So how do you believe it? You damn badass! Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth and said.

"Declare in advance, I'm not an egg, and even if I am, I'm not a bad egg, but a good egg, a very good egg!" Hearing him scold himself for being a villain, Bai Xiaofei immediately stretched out a finger and shook it to correct it to him seriously, and then continued: "As for how to trust you? Unless you bring back the kiss you sent me before! ”

"Xiaofei! Don't pull like that! Hurry up! Is it good? As soon as she heard Bai Xiaofei say this, Wang Xiaoai immediately pulled his arm and used a coquettish **!

"Cut! I'm an upright man, and I won't be tempted by you! Bai Xiaofei held back the excitement in his heart, shook off Wang Xiaoai's hand holding him, and then pretended to be impatient and said, "Go!" Go! Go! Stay where it's cool, don't bother me here! ”

"Xiaofei! Brother Xiaofei, I'm begging you, okay? Wang Xiaoai was unrelenting, grabbed his arm again and continued to be coquettish.

"Alright! All right! In the end, Bai Xiaofei still didn't withstand the test of temptation, and couldn't help but agree: "It's okay if you don't kiss, but you have to call me a few more times!" ”

"Uh-huh! Brother Xiao Fei! Good brother! Dear brother! That's it! Wang Xiaoai saw that Bai Xiaofei was relieved, and immediately screamed a few affectionately, anyway, she didn't suffer any loss.

"That's pretty much it!" Bai Xiaofei listened with a look of enjoyment, and then slowly walked towards the stove, but when he walked to the edge of the stove, he stopped, turned his head to Wang Xiaoai and asked, "I conjured the fire, you won't play tricks again, right?" ”

"No!" Wang Xiaoai gritted her teeth and said, she really didn't believe that Bai Xiaofei could conjure fire.

"Where's that kiss?" Bai Xiaofei continued to ask.

"On the face, of course! You don't want to make an inch! Wang Xiaoai hurriedly replied.

"No! Over here! Because you sent me before! As soon as he heard that it was his face, Bai Xiaofei was immediately unhappy, so he pointed to his mouth and said.

"No! Just on the face! As soon as he pointed to his mouth and wanted to kiss himself, Wang Xiaoai immediately replied firmly.

"Then do you want me to light the fire?" Bai Xiaofei hurriedly threatened.

"Humph! Don't count it! Then I won't have to kiss you! Wang Xiaoai said with disdain.

"You...... All right! I'll order! Seeing that it didn't work, Bai Xiaofei could only give up, but the days will be long in the future, take your time!