Lin Yi didn't let it go at all, "There is something important today." ”

In fact, if today is not the day to record "Hundred Lectures", this is related to the life and death of the TV station, and what does Lin Yi care about him if he is separated from other things! Queen of Heaven yes! Buy clothes for the diva! The point is that the queen of this day is Tintin. Not only buy the one to wear outside, but also the two pieces to wear inside, when I think of the two pieces that I have touched with my hands and put on it by the queen of heaven, I feel that the blood is gushing when I think about it, and the nosebleeds are going to flow out.

Tintin was silent for a moment, then thought for a moment, "Help me do the laundry." ”

Wash clothes? Wash your clothes, won't you wash them yourself? Ao forgot, Ding Ding is a big diva, it should be said that Ding Ding is ten fingers that do not touch the spring water, she doesn't say that she is washing clothes, I'm afraid I don't even know what laundry detergent and laundry detergent are!

Don't wash, resolutely don't wash, a big man gives a woman laundry detergent, is this decent? Moreover, this woman has not yet been soaked, let alone married! That's it now, it won't go to heaven in the future, Lin Yi decided not to wash it.

"Where's the clothes?" When the words came to his lips, he came out with such a sentence.

Ding Ding grimaced and pointed to the bathroom, "In the bathroom, remember to wash it quickly and wring it out."

Come on, this is not polite at all, Lin Yi said, "Come on." ”

After saying that, he went into the bathroom and saw that the clothes hanging on the hanger were not the same clothes that Ding Ding wore last night? She took a shower, tied up her bathrobe, and put her clothes here.

Hey! This black is? It's the stockings, it's the stockings that Tintin wore yesterday, and even the stockings are here, really, I don't pay attention at all, don't you know that I am a young and vigorous young man?

Profound! What is it? Purple? It's purple again, two purple ones, oh my! This is Tintin's panties, Tintin's panties are here, so now Tintin's bathrobe, that is a complete vacuum, vacuum! Thinking about it, Lin Yi felt that his nose was hot, and with a tick, red blood stains were scattered on the shiny floor in the bathroom, so clear!

Lin Yi is about to cry, this nosebleed actually came out, this is shameless!

I couldn't care about it so much, I raised my head, patted my forehead with water, and after a while, I was fine, I didn't dare to think about it anymore, the taste of nosebleeds was not good, Lin Yi didn't want to try it again, so he moved his brush, washed Ding Ding's clothes and the clothes he changed yesterday, and hung up the clothes.

The clothes of this man and woman are hung up, which feels a bit like the feeling of a husband and wife, but the bad thing is that these clothes are washed by themselves.

Then, I brushed my teeth and went out.

When I returned to the living room, Ding Ding was sitting on the sofa with a little leaning on the sofa cushion, watching TV comfortably! In fact, she can't pose superfluously in a bathrobe!

Ding Ding took a look, Lin Yi walked out of the bathroom, his eyes swept Lin Yi, and the feeling made Lin Yi's face hot, as if he had done something bad, and he was the kind of man who solved it quickly.

Looking at it, Ding Ding looked back at the TV again, and said, "Lin Yi is right!" I'm hungry, get me something to eat! ”

Lin Yi, "There is food on the table, I just bought it yesterday, and it is definitely not expired." ”

Ding Ding flipped through the food on the table, and when he saw it, his brows furrowed, "It's all junk food, I want to eat healthy food, you can help me get some!" ”

Lin Yi, "..."

Junk food, this is all junk food, Lin Yi is speechless, he relies on these foods for most of the month to survive, but the people Ding Ding Dadiva, the food must be green and organic, for these, it must be unlikely, it just so happens that Lin Yi has just learned an innovative good dish, showing his hands to the big queen, shocking the big queen.

Moreover, being able to cook a meal for the queen of heaven is something that many men can't think of, this is all taken up by themselves, if they go out in the future, then it can be said, we have cooked for the queen, but we won't tell you about the laundry.

Lin Yi said, "Well, I just created a big dish by myself, just to show you a hand, so that you, the diva, can taste what is called authentic Lin family private dishes." ”

Ding Ding glanced at Lin Yi from the corner of his eyes, and that look meant casually, "Hurry up!" She urged.

was underestimated, Lin Yi was not annoyed, walked to the refrigerator, and when he opened it, there were two eggs, a tomato, a handful of dried noodles, a green vegetable and a green onion! This ingredient is just right, and it can be made into a large dish for two people, absolutely.

"Look at my big dishes."

Skillfully turn on the fire, brush the pot, clean, and then fill enough water, put it on top to boil, take advantage of this opportunity, Lin Yi washed the tomatoes, cut them into small pieces with a knife, although it is a little irregular, but this is a private dish is not a five-star hotel, so this small defect, don't care about it, then, wash the greens, wash the onions and cut off, just after the busy work, the water is also boiled at this time, put the noodles into the pot, and then pour the cut tomatoes into it, and the two eggs are also beaten, pour it in, The pot is bubbling for a while, okay, put the greens in it, put it in two bowls, sprinkle with chopped green onions, and it's done.

The noodles were ready, and Lin Yi brought the noodles to Ding Ding.

Ding Ding looked at the bowl, "This is the big dish you created, the Lin family's private dish." ”

"Of course, this is definitely my own creation, and I'm not afraid to tell you that the name of this dish is tomatoes, eggs, and green vegetable noodle soup, and it is absolutely delicious." Lin Yi waved his hand and said proudly.

Tintin asked, "Okay! You created your own, at least add a green vegetable to it. Then can you tell me why you put salt twice when you cook noodles, do you like to eat salty? ”

Lin Yi said in surprise, "You actually saw it, but you were wrong, it was put twice, but it was not salt, the first time it was salted, the second time it was white sugar, and the white sugar was put to improve freshness." ”

"Forget it, you don't understand, you're not a professional," After speaking, Lin Yi picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of chopsticks noodles and sent it to his mouth.

Tintin didn't move, but smiled, "Then why did you put salt and sugar in the same box twice?" ”

Lin Yi was stunned, and at the same time, the salty taste of the noodles in his mouth spread in his taste buds, and the taste absolutely directly hit the entire taste buds, and then spread along the juice from his throat to his stomach, and then his whole tongue was numb.

"Ahem! Why didn't you say it earlier. ”

This salty straight at Lin Yi coughed, quickly stood up, picked up the water next to him, and poured it directly into his stomach without caring about it, and went down with a glass of water, so he felt much better.

Hey! After drinking the water, how do you feel that this glass of water is sweeter than the one you have drunk before! And this water still has a trace of fragrance, as if it is a woman's fragrance, which is the fragrance of itself.

Tintin said with a straight face, "Is it delicious?" This is the water I have drunk. ”

"Ahem."

Lin Yi coughed dryly, hiding his embarrassment, and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's too salty to pour water, so I can only drink it, anyway, I don't dislike it." ”

Seriously, this tastes good, you can drink the water that the diva has drunk, I don't know how many men can't salivate!

Tintin said, "I hate it. ”

Belch! Lin Yi's face turned red in an instant, but he was also a person who had been through a hundred battles and had an extremely thick skin, how could he lose his combat power because of this little oolong.

"I'll pour you a new glass!" As he spoke, he took a new cup for Tintin and poured a glass.

Tintin didn't pursue it further, as if he didn't care, and asked, "Is there anything else?" Get me something to eat! ”

Lin Yi, "..."

"Hurry up." Tintin urged.

Lin Yi said helplessly, "No, these two bowls of noodles have used all the ingredients in the refrigerator, and there are only some drinks in them." ”

Ding Ding looked at Lin Yi quietly, forgot for a while, and said with a sigh, "How did you survive, just rely on this." After speaking, he took the pile of junk food in front of him that she said earlier, opened one casually, and ate it.

Lin Yi, "..."

"Ugh! Isn't that the junk food you just talked about? Isn't it not that you don't eat it? ”

Ding Ding looked at Lin Yi like an idiot, "Do you still have anything to eat here?" After speaking, he took out a bag from it and opened it, and ate it with relish, the speed was really not slow at all, but people are divas, how to eat looks very elegant, like this, even if you want to learn, you can't learn, it seems that it should be innate!

Lin Yi could only be helpless, this queen was actually a poisonous tongue, she had to fight with a rotten girl like that, where did she still look like a fairy sister! Think of the fluttering white clothes on TV, the beauty, the temper, the wisdom, the perfect woman, which makes men jealous.

Now, what about Tintin on TV? Why did there come a 361-degree change in image, Lin Yi could only sigh, don't believe women, especially women at the level of fairy sisters, especially Ding Ding, don't believe it.

With this exercise, Ding Ding opened another bag of food and ate it again.

Lin Yi asked, "You haven't eaten these before?" ”

"Hungry!" Ding Ding's two-word answer, neither tone sighed, anyway, he just ate and watched TV.

Forget it, Lin Yi didn't bother himself, the two bowls of noodles were served, poured, then washed the dishes, washed them and went back to the room, changed clothes, and came out again, Ding Ding was already full and drunk, watching TV quietly! I don't care about Lin Yi.

Lin Yi picked up the bag, took out a sticker, wrote his number on it, put it in front of Ding Ding, and said, "This is my phone number, if your clothes haven't dried by noon and you're still here, you can call me, and I'll bring you food back." ”

Ding Ding's eyes were still staring at the TV, ignoring Lin Yi at all.

Lin Yi could only be helpless, and could only pray in his heart, it was best to not dry your clothes at noon, and see if you would be hungry or not.

Put on your shoes and open the door, at this time, if Ding Ding comes to say, it will be perfect for her husband to drive slowly.

To be continued

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