All kinds of lockers, large and small, turnips, cabbage, meat, the chefs of the canteen raised us as pigs or rabbits every day, and the food they cooked was not as flattering as they were.

We were also a little hungry, so we held a temporary general election, and unanimously guaranteed that Chen Biao would use the food in the canteen to make some supper.

We were like the ancient knights who entered through the window, turned on the lights in the canteen, and the light filled the room, and we first carpeted our stomachs and sounded the alarm, and we asked Wu Liwu to deal with the washing of dishes, chopsticks and pots. After eating, take a shower and change clothes. The hot water in the cafeteria pot was squandered by our extravagance, and we refilled the water, restored the crime scene to the pre-crime period, and went back to the dormitory to sleep beautifully.

After the morning reading class, the crowd near the cafeteria was like a crowd, we went in to take a look, it turned out that the porridge of the masters was not ready, the school leaders personally drove to the accountability, the explanation of the masters was that there might be a problem with the circuit, the water in the pot was cold in the morning, and it was late to cook the porridge. The school leader reprimanded him fashionably: "What I want is not an excuse, but a result." "Today's brain-dead leaders like to grandstand in order to show their idiotic management skills.

We ate steamed buns and porridge pickles in the morning, making it like eating a bully meal, the chefs' heads are all as long as pumpkins, we should not have found that we Weifu has visited their canteen world privately, and it is not the true nature of our wise men to commit crimes against the wind, we will not move, waiting for the opportunity. The school cafeteria has become a private supper for the four of us, and it is indispensable to work overtime to make up classes in the future, and it is naturally gratifying to have a private kitchen.

In the second semester of the third year of high school, every day is either a review or a test, and there is nothing new at all, but fortunately, Director Bi's professional class has new tricks to play with and relieve boredom.

After a week of practice of keeping money in hand, the speed of counting money for 22 people can be comparable to that of the bank staff, and in the classroom, we demonstrated in groups of four in front, and after a circle, Director Bi praised us with satisfaction.

After lunch, the head teacher took us to the town bank to see how they counted money. Our school should be the VIP customer service of this bank.

The manager of the bank reached out to shake hands with Director Bi warmly when he was 108,000 miles away, grinning with a smile, although all the state-owned banks belong to our people, but the money in our own bank has never been used, and finally there is a hierarchy that dislikes the poor and loves the rich, isn't this a bastard?

We returned to school after visiting and studying, Director Bi said: "Our skills assessment has computer word document processing, form processing, as well as school bag decorations, the most difficult one is the practice of eloquence, to give a product manual, we must be able to quickly around the product function, function, advantages and disadvantages of a speech." ”

Wouldn't we just play this fun for fun? After more than two years of hard work and perseverance, our typing speed is enough to cope with the upcoming skills test.

The computer was really practiced, and Director Bi saw that the typing speed of several of us was comparable to that of the bear children majoring in computer science, and Director Bi looked at us with a little more envy but no jealousy and hatred. As for what kind of text typography to make a pattern, the Arabic numeral entry conversion table of the ekcel table to make a few patterns, we can easily get it a piece of cake.

In computer class, the four of us became the counselors of our female colleagues, and for more than two years, we boys were depressed under the fascist oppressive rule of the head teacher, and were suppressed and excluded and persecuted everywhere. We finally feel the dawn of the dawn, the dawn of freedom, equality, human rights, and the rule of law, and we also have a shallow taste of rights.

The four of us boys have gradually become the close ministers of the head of the grade, Director Bi, and our homeroom teacher is under the command of Director Bi.

Director Bi's skill assessment content counts banknotes to distinguish the authenticity of banknotes, computer text and forms, packaging, all one by one, the last one is the training of eloquence, we are like a fish in water, the rivers and lakes have been prevalent in a golden rule: "The tree will die without skin, and the cheeky world is invincible." "We have always had dealings with our friends in the rivers and lakes, and we have taken great pains to understand the essence of this sentence.

The first step in training our eloquence is to train our mental quality, and for this reason, she asked each of us to speak in front of our classmates in the class, and we introduced ourselves on the podium one by one and told some stories.

Our boys and most of the girls played casually, and a very small number of students stood on the podium and didn't dare to speak, including Shi Jieqiong.

She stood on the pulpit, her fair face was like a piece of reddish gauze, her delicate eyes looked at the podium shyly, and she didn't dare to say a word.

Shi Jieqiong stood on the podium for five minutes and was silent for five minutes.

Li Lin stood on the podium and was also shy, her face was full of peach blossoms, she didn't wait for Director Bi to tell her to retire, but she consciously lowered her head and ran back to her seat, Li Lin's grades, especially mathematics scores, that is a smile and arrogance, with a girl's head mathematics is so unfathomable, we are admiring the five-body sigh to the ground, most of the girls' heads are not high IQ, but she is a miracle, such a high IQ girl, in the face of a small eloquence training will be a failure, for the lament.

Xiong Weijuan stood on the podium and didn't say a word, but she was ashamed to cry, Director Bi kindly asked her to retreat, Xiong Weijuan's English learning is a high-level skill, she is a veritable English tutor in our class, every time her English test is a succession of big wins, the occasional English teacher has to discuss English grammar tense problems with Xiong Weijuan, we are a happy and convinced, have to praise her.

The troika of our class was wiped out in an instant by a small eloquence training, Director Bi stood on the pulpit, his eyes were not graceful, his face was wooden, like a full girl, he couldn't let go for a long time, and said for a long time: "I didn't expect that many of your classmates didn't dare to speak in front of their classmates, so how can you face the invigilator in an impromptu speech a month later, I tell you, no matter how good your test results are, if you don't pass the skill assessment, you can't take the college entrance examination. Special eloquence training is the top priority, you see how to get the bottom, what other money, the computer that piece, learn to wrap gifts, I see that your performance can pass the test smoothly, you learn the "marketing" eloquence if this level is not, even after graduating from college, there are many problems, you see how to get the bottom, I took a look, are usually excellent grades of students speaking problems, you discuss privately what to do, the next professional class to tell me.

The atmosphere in the class was depressing, several girls were in tears, Shi Jieqiong was also stupidly in a daze, it was rare to see that she was not studying, I thought it would be very refreshing to see the collective Waterloo of the girls, but now I don't have a sense of schadenfreude in my heart at all.

A girl's tears can always conquer quite a few hard-hearted men!

I stayed quietly and wrote a small note: "It's not that difficult, you must be able to, don't you just speak?" Who wouldn't? I'm sure you can, you're so smart. "I also drew a tortoise and a rabbit at the bottom of the note, this tortoise is painted like a toad, this rabbit is painted like a white swan, in order to make Shi Jieqiong happy, I used my housekeeping skills to draw such a pair of love allusions to turtles and rabbits that are not like four different may also be inspirational allusions, whatever, Shi Jieqiong is happy to see it.

I gently put the note in front of Shi Jieqiong, and watched her demeanor with my eyes, I prepared a preparatory plan, if I saw that she was slightly emotionally wrong, I immediately withdrew my genius masterpiece. She looked at it and picked it up and said, "Thank you!" "My tense heart is just in tune with the rotation of the earth, and it continues to tick. Seeing the high-ranking and powerful class president in the class moving around, he was more energetic and anxious than the United States running for president.

A country, a class, the same, if something goes wrong, a big leader will definitely show his face. No, the squad leader personally went out to solve this big problem, they thought about how to train eloquence together, the squad leader himself was in danger, and she did her best after doing this, did she really want to die.

A woman's IQ is not high and can be tolerated, but if the situation of emotional intelligence is also ambushed on all sides, it is really the chest of Mount Everest and the brain of the sad Pacific Ocean. There are obviously four masters of babbling nonsense in the class, so why can't they think of begging us to make a meritorious contribution to our careers. Shakespeare said, "Vulnerability, O woman, is your name." "I think that's, women are still strong sometimes.

The squad leader took the three princes and nine secretaries in the class, and there was no decision-making proposal in the crooked consultation and discussion, Wu Liwu really couldn't stand it, and Mao Sui recommended himself and said: "Simple questions, you people with good grades like to think complicated, it seems that only in this way can you show your erudition, learn through the past and the present, wisdom and bravery, women do not let the eyebrows, really a group of boring, dare not talk nonsense in public, isn't it just that the skin is not thick enough?" Then practice more, isn't it all over the place if you have a thick skin, and if you practice your face shamelessly, you will be invincible in the world? ”

Wu Liwu has a heart, but he has a pig's head, every time he speaks, he can't step on the rhythm, and he says bad things with good intentions, as if his head has just undergone bypass surgery, and he is very wrong.

The female colleagues attacked in groups: "It's not that the skin is not thick enough, it's the lack of exercise in the mental quality, and what is the practice to shamelessness, that's what you boys are used to doing, staying at the same time, it's annoying." ”

Wu Liwu's love was knocked out by them.

Han Wei said: "You can also take one belt and one belt, you are responsible for tutoring if our grades are not good, and now your mental quality is not good, we can also take you to train and speak, since you tutor us in our homework, we tutor you to learn to fool, isn't it a combination of two swords and a peerless double pride?" ”

Chen Biao said: "In terms of grades, you are all our ancestors, but in terms of psychological quality, we are a generation of grandmasters, think about it, tomorrow Director Bi will want your solution." ”

Han Wei continued: "The first step in practicing eloquence is to dare to speak, the second step is how to speak, and the third step is how to say good things, especially how to talk without fear in the face of strangers. For us, these are as easy as the autumn wind sweeps away the leaves. ”

The three of them looked at me with the same eyes, hoping that I would also boast about myself from a high vantage point, and show off in front of the girls, and then ask them to saddle us willingly.

I said quietly: "We are responsible for taking you to be responsible, if you can't pass the eloquence, there is no chance to take the college entrance examination, we will not joke about such an important thing, we usually mess up but will not treat you like that, we also want to recall many years later, we can proudly say that we have many vocational high school students who have been admitted to good universities, or our classmates, I hope you believe in our sincerity." ”

After we finished speaking, the classroom was silent for a moment, they believed that we would train their eloquence, the squad leader once again formed a team of two, Han Wei and Li Lin group, Chen Biao and Xiong Weijuan group, Wu Liwu and Zhu Xiaohong group, me and Shi Jieqiong group, once this group was to improve our grades, but now it is to train the girls' eloquence, it is really ten years in Hedong and ten years in Hexi, and they will continue to tutor our results, but we are now mutual assistance and win-win There is no unequal diplomacy.

We made a verbal agreement with the girls before the group, to the effect that "whatever is conducive to your training of eloquence must be obeyed unconditionally." "Our Chinese language is broad and profound, and the content of the treaty is long and full of loopholes, otherwise the lawyers in the law firm would not be busy every day.

Han Wei went to Li Lin to brag when he was free, and often asked Li Lin to tell him stories, Li Lin told stories to Han Wei in order to train his eloquence, Li Lin told "The Little Match Girl", "Seven Dwarfs" and "The Wolf is Coming", fortunately, Han Wei studied for ten years for three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, and it was still interesting to listen.

Wu Liwu asked Zhu Xiaohong to tell her best romance novel story, Zhu Xiaohong was particularly devoted, when the male protagonist was dumped, she couldn't cry, and Wu Liwu was moved to tears. Who said that men bleed without tears, men will cry when they are really sad, Andy Lau also sang "It's not a sin for a man to cry" as the lyrics say:"

When I was younger

The people around me said that they couldn't shed tears

After I matured

Say to the mirror that I can't regret it

Wandering in a range non-stop

The mind is constantly reincarnated on the lifeline

People sleep day and night with masks in their hands

I'm exhausted

When I was in tears

But they forgot how their eyes wept

When I regret it

But I forgot how to regret it in my heart

The invisible pressure weighs down on me

I started to feel a little hard to breathe

Begin to slowly unmount the defenses

Slowly regret and slowly cry

It's not a sin for a man to cry and cry

No matter how strong a person is, he has the right to get tired

If there is only heartbreak behind the smile

Why be so embarrassed to be a man

It's not a sin for a man to cry and cry

……

Wu Liwu and Zhu Xiaohong talked about the earth-shattering ghosts and gods, and the other listened to the moving tears of the world, they only took a day of hard work to become irreversible friends, what happened after that, there should be a story and a plot.

Chen Biao, a hypocrite who prides himself on being high-spirited and bright, and can't talk about love, also diligently helps Xiong Weijuan train his eloquence.

Xiong Weijuan has a radiant short hair, not tall, doesn't like to dress up, usually loves to laugh, but there are very few words, laughing is always infectious, knowledgeable, not a girl with a beautiful appearance in the strict sense, but it is beautiful and beautiful, never quarreled with anyone in the class, with people generous and humble, every time anyone asks her questions, she always explains carefully and patiently, if she meets a stupid child like Wu Liwu, she will explain it many times.

The shy girl, Chen Biao is also domineering and not exposed, they can be regarded as a match made in heaven.

Chen Biao deliberately bought some training materials on eloquence, and also bought a book on mental learning, this guy can't afford to be early, and the training of Xiong Weijuan over the standard should be the magic of love.

A large part of the time after lunch and dinner in the class is used to train eloquence, I also asked Shi Jieqiong to tell me stories, not fairy tales or romance, it is her growth and learning experience, I told her the reason for doing so in a serious and high-sounding manner, first pick a familiar subject to practice eloquence, and then improve step by step, my original intention is to understand the part of her past that I have not participated in, I am interested in understanding her past deeds, and I have no interest in the stories of those world famous books and celebrity biographies.

Shi Jieqiong's parents are teachers, and she also has a younger sister. Her parents were traditional intellectuals who believed that not having a son was a lifelong regret, and she had often seen her parents sigh that none of their sisters were boys, and even that her father would burst into tears when he was drunk.

When the two sisters were young, they always had a boy's hairstyle, and they slowly grew up, and their parents reluctantly dressed them as girls, Shi Jieqiong slowly became sensible, she knew her parents' hearts, so she understood a lot of things early, studied hard, and her grades were always excellent, and she didn't let her parents worry about it, although Shi Jieqiong resumed her girl's dress, she never had long hair, short hair, until now, her parents slowly understood their daughter's sensibility.

After the high school entrance examination, she originally wanted to go to a key high school, but her parents thought that going to college in the vocational college entrance examination would be a college student with a professional and technical skill after graduation, which would be beneficial for entering social work in the future. After listening to his parents, he went to vocational high school.

In the morning, Director Bi's professional class, once again asked everyone to go up and say a few words, this time, everyone spoke, Director Bi did not praise or criticize, told us to practice, next week we will start to give the first year of high school, the second year of high school sisters and brothers to talk about the course of "marketing", and will also go to the supermarket in the town, the stall to do free salesmen, promoters, small shopkeepers, waiters, and then go to the surrounding middle schools to recruit for the school, do this, one is to train our eloquence, The second is to dedicate his meager personal light and heat to the continuation of the incense for his alma mater, and to engage in charity for the school, and by the way, improve his oratory attainments.