Chapter 103: Kneading will get bigger
Liu was busy taking a photo in front of the white list, and also made a victory gesture, this photo can not only see every word on the white list, but also record the date completely. It was Yang Liuyi who helped him take pictures, and after taking the photos, the goddess couldn't help but say, "You are so cheap." β
"There's a worse side I haven't shown! Do you want to check it out? Liu Xian smiled evilly.
So, an even cheaper scene appeared: not long after, a red list of Liu Busy who was rated as a good student was posted in the same position, and Liu Busy pasted the photo under the red list, and if you are careful, you can find that the dates of the red list and the white list are the same day.
The photo was torn off by the school for the first time, Lao Zuo was indignant and complained, this Liu was too arrogant, Lao Long looked at the photo unmoved, nodded and said: "It's okay, he didn't raise his middle finger to give me face." β
Director Zuo had already discovered Lao Long's abnormality, so he didn't press him anymore, and when Vice Principal Hu mentioned this, Lao Long stared directly, "What are you doing if you can't get along with a student?" In the future, as long as I am in the mine, we will never give up on any student! "It makes Vice Principal Hu tremble, could it be that Liu Busy is his illegitimate son who has been separated for many years? The two don't look alike! How did he know that this was not a son, this was a father!
At this time, the father was strolling around the campus with the goddess, holding hands. Yang Liuyi's eyes are still red, this wrongdoer, I usually don't feel anything, but when I heard that he was going to be expelled, tears flowed down involuntarily. Sick Xi Shi, at this time, it is like the West Lake after the rain, it will always be a little more coquettish, and Liu Busy can't help but play hooligan.
"Do you have the keys with you?" Liu Xian asked suddenly.
"Huh? What kind of key? I brought the house keys. Yang Liuyi was at a loss.
Liu Xianyi stretched out his hand, "Give it to me." β
"This is the key to my house, what are you going to do?" Yang Liuyi was strange, but he still gave it to him, and the boys were all very aggressive, maybe they used the key to pluck their ears.
"Is there anything else in your pocket? Especially hard. β
"It's just a little change, what are you going to do with something hard? Coin or? Yang Liuyi touched his pocket, it was really nothing.
"The coin is fine." Liu Busy smiled.
Laughing so obscenely, "What the hell are you going to do?" Yang Liuyi looked up, and had an ominous premonition in her heart.
"It's nothing, I'm going to kiss you forcibly, I'm afraid you have a murder weapon in your hand." Liu hurriedly stretched out his claws as he spoke, and at the same time smiled lewdly.
Do you say that you make yourself like a hooligan when you fall in love? Yang Liu is angry, in fact, he can say some sweet words, and he may be succeeded by him if he is confused, but looking at his obscene appearance, he is really unwilling to give the first kiss like this!
Liu Busy failed, and she should have been asked to hand over the hairpin just now. Goddess, discuss with you, I'll buy you a nod rope, don't use this hairpin, it's easy to hurt people.
"Can't you kiss it?" Liu hurriedly put away the hateful face that was underbeaten, blinked and pretended to be pitiful.
This set of Yang Liuyi is still relatively eating, seeing that Liu is busy and soft, he has lost the spirit of fighting gangsters before, "You...... Who are you? Why should you kiss? β
What does this mean? Do you have to get a marriage certificate or something? "I'm your boyfriend." Liu Xian said that he was a little lacking in confidence, and he was ready to be beaten at any time.
Yang Liuyi didn't get mad, but lowered her head, "When did you become my boyfriend?" β
This one...... Think about it. When the review was counted, the two were indeed innocent, and everyone said that Liu Busy was confessing in public, but Liu Busy did not mention Yang Liuyi's name from beginning to end of the review, and even when Lao Zuo criticized by name, he put the heroine's name on the mosaic, and then Yang Liuyi came to ask for an explanation, and then he ate spicy hot brush to have a sense of existence, Liu Busy recalled it, and found that he had never confessed, coercion and temptation, stalking, and the little hand was pulled. The only time I had anything to do with the confession was the one under the street lamp, and that time should be forgotten, it moved you to the core.
Yang Liuyi blushed and muttered in a low voice, no.
Okay, Xiao Nizi wants to listen to love words? It's okay, just open your mouth, girl, I see that you have clear eyebrows and a righteous body, are you interested in burying it in my ancestral grave after a hundred years, for the purpose of suppressing evil spirits?
In fact, this is very romantic, marriage is the grave of love, but it is also the ultimate form of love, you don't move the grave, I don't rob the grave.
Yang Liuyi squinted her eyes and pursed her lips, "Give me back the hairpin!" β
When Liu Xian found that the key and the hairpin were in his hands, he realized that the opportunity had come, so the two mouths were glued together.
"You rascal! How do you still stick your tongue in? β
"......" forget it, this kind of thing doesn't need to be explained.
"You're still here? β¦β¦ Woohoo......"
The goddess was supposed to eat oranges just now, and they tasted good. Liu Xian, who succeeded, was very satisfied, with a lewd evil smile on his face, and Yang Liuyi's face was red to the base of his neck, which was so good-looking.
"Hmm...... How did you convince the principal? In order to break the embarrassment, Yang Liuyi changed the topic and asked, she really wanted to know this question.
"Hehe, come with me for evening self-study, I'll tell you."
"Can't you say it now? Do you want to wait until the evening self-study? β
"I don't understand it now, I need to show you this!" Liu Xian smiled evilly. I also needed a private space and a bed, which I had in my classroom, but this one was a bit too unrestrained.
After the big recess, after helping her mother clean up, Yang Liuyi began to skip class for the first time in her life, and she was also close to Zhu Zhechi, and Liu was busy making a bed in the classroom, and it was not a big deal to skip a night of self-study.
"I can say it now, I'm really curious, I was desperate at that time, your homeroom teacher all dropped things, and the principal didn't even have the slightest intention of relenting." Yang Liu was held by the hand, and now it is natural.
"Do you think, does the principal have to expel me or do he have to fire a student to make an example?" Liu hurriedly put Yang Liuyi's hand in his pocket and asked proudly.
Yang Liuyi tilted his head and thought for a while, and replied: "It should be to make an example of him, he has no enmity with you, but he doesn't want violence in the school." β
"Clever!" Liu Xian praised, "Since we want to focus on typical, the school will definitely catch those who have bad grades and hold back, right?" β
"Well, you're a good fit in every way."
"So, if he finds out that I am a good student with excellent character and learning, he will not mind changing to a typical one, right?" Liu Xian smiled.
"Excellent in character and learning?" Yang Liuyi pursed her lips, do these four words have anything to do with you? What kind of character do you lie to people and fight? A score of 30 averages? The headmaster's brain let the donkey kick?
"Do you have any disagreement on this?"
"No, everyone is great and glorious, and you are not ashamed to be excellent in both character and learning."
After this kiss, the skill of complaining was passed on to you through your lips? "Why am I not good at both character and learning? I gave up all the subsidies to the girl with acne on her face, and I didn't ask for a scholarship of 30,000 yuan per semester, how noble am I? I'm going, I'm all touched by myself! β
"Wait! What's going on? How can there be scholarships and grants? β
"In addition to the three good students, I also put forward a few individual conditions."
"You-conditions? How many more? Yang Liuyi is not calm anymore.
"Yes, the first is to ask for confidentiality, the second is to exempt the Doudou girl from all tuition and miscellaneous fees, and provide a monthly stipend of 300 yuan, the third is to let the cook in the cafeteria get out, of course, this matter has to be postponed, the fourth is to build a free multimedia classroom open to students, and finally the three good students. By the way, there is also an honorary title of the boss of the first year of high school, I didn't dare to show it to you. β
Yang Liuyi is a little sympathetic to Principal Long, what has this old man experienced in more than 20 minutes?
"How did you do that?" Yang Liuyi was also shocked, and the three views were destroyed.
"That's why I said I need a demo! Alas, I forgot to mention the problem of evening self-study at that time, but it doesn't matter, I will talk to Principal Long tomorrow and ask him to give us the evening self-study. β
Wutong Courtyard is not far away, the kung fu of speaking has arrived, Yang Liuyi is the first time to come, there is no one else in the house, the room is arranged by the girls, it feels very homely.
"This is your home?" Yang Liuyi never thought that Liu Xian would live so close to him.
"Uh...... It's my house, but it's not my home, it's just a place to stay, and if you're willing to be a hostess, consider upgrading to a home. β
Yang Liuyi was a little squirming, not daring to continue the topic, "Didn't you say you wanted to demonstrate?" How the hell did you fool the principal? β
It's time to reveal the mystery, Liu hurriedly took out the envelope, the invitation letter from Harvard? was so frightened that Yang Liuyi couldn't close his mouth, and at this time, Liu Xian had already hugged the girl's slender waist, and the small mouth hadn't kissed enough.
Yang Liuyi pushed Liu busy away and asked, "You really got admitted to Harvard?" β
The demonstration part came, and under Yang Liuyi's nose, Liu Xian used the computer to photoshop a Cambridge admission letter, and the goddess was about to collapse.
"You actually made a fake?"
"Got it, didn't I show you everything?"
"What should I do if I am dismantled by the school?"
"Who has ever seen the real thing? When they find out, I've been admitted to Harvard, what are I afraid of? Liu Xian said indifferently.
"You...... It's just so lawless! β
"Then let's do something even more lawless!" Liu Xian's hands began to be dishonest, it didn't necessarily have to be demonstrated, but the advantage was that there was a bed here.
"Oops! You go away, Liu is busy! No, no, no! How did you get all the way in? β
The struggle was so intense that Liu had to stop.
"Kneading it will get bigger." Liu hurriedly blinked his eyes and said seriously.
"Really...... Yes? Yang Liuyi said suspiciously with a red face.
"When! Correct! Be! True! Target! Liu Xian's expression was extremely serious.
"Then I'll press it myself." Yang Liuyi clasped her hands to her chest and replied in a low voice.
"Do you understand self-medicine? I can't shirk this! And my skills are exquisite, this is an ancestral mastery, and it is well known! β
Just when Liu was busy and was about to succeed, his mobile phone rang.
At this time, the phone is the most annoying, look at the number is the magnetic card phone in front of the teaching building, it may be anyone in the school, it is not good not to answer, just press the answer button to hear Lao Lu's roar, spitting stars across the phone almost sprayed on their faces. "You kid have stiff wings, don't you? Let you come to my office between classes, I will wait for you for an hour, and you will not be there to look for you at work, no matter where you are, come back to me! NowοΌ β
The old man who taught the language squeezed out of English, it seems that he was really in a hurry, when did he say to let me go to the office? Liu was busy thinking about it for a long time and didn't think about it, did I forget it or did the author forget?
The principal's face can not be given, but Lao Lu has to go for nothing, looking at the disheveled Yang Liuyi, alas, he is about to succeed!
"Your homeroom teacher is looking for you?" Yang Liuyi asked with a red face.
"Alas, the old man scolded the principal for me, and this bit of face must be given."
"Then you go back to school, where am I going?" Yang Liuyi played with her hair and asked in a low voice, I can't go back to school, I haven't reached the time, and I can't explain when I go home, it's really embarrassing.
"Then you stay here and massage yourself, and I'll see if it works when I come back."
"Get out!"
Rolled out of the Wutong Courtyard, the sky was already full of stars outside, the air was very good, and the mood was good. After this conversation with the principal's office, Liu Xin's high school career is going to be played in a different way. In the school, no matter which year's boss is too big to go, the principal can't go, and if this obstacle is removed, it will not be too much of a problem to take female students to dinner.
Although the result was good, the whole thing was passively accepted, if it wasn't for Zhao Junfeng's reminder, he really didn't expect the blow to be so fierce. The school should have been ready to sacrifice a student in exchange for a safe session, and even the little king of Hades received the news. Why did this durian fall on his head? How did you get under the apple tree step by step? Also, Do apple trees grow durian?
was thinking about the problem of growing durian on the apple tree so tall, and the mobile phone rang again, it was still Lu Yan.
HowoldareyouοΌ Why are you always there?
"Boss, I'm Lu Yan, is it convenient to speak?"
"Boss? When did I become your boss? We're not familiar with it, so don't tease. β
"You're the boss of the first year of high school, and I'm a freshman student in high school, is it wrong to call you the boss? Besides, I guess the principal has to call you boss now. Lu Yan laughed.
This sycophant is very comfortable, and Liu Busy no longer insists, "It doesn't matter, it's not my husband anyway, just call it if you like." β
"You hate it, I called to tell you that Sun Xiaotian decided to transfer to No. 11 Middle School to borrow, and he won't be able to get along with you anymore."
Liu Busy Diary:
1. The white list of punishments was stamped with the official seal of the school, and the oath was righteous, but it was torn off in less than half a day. The fate is the same as that of the "Liberation Daily" and "Xinhua Daily" before 1945. Even after it is sorted out and published, it must be banned, as if it was not what you said.
2. In the future, the key in the pocket and the hairpin on the head should also be real-named.
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