The Spring Festival is coming unexpectedly, we have no special expectations, the most beautiful memory of the New Year is not in the present but in the memory of the past, the New Year was full of love in our childhood memories, that will be the New Year, we have a large group of friends laughing together, playing all kinds of strange games, now I really don't know how to say the names of these games in words, but those happy memories, those unforgettable happy fragments, we can not forget, the New Year of childhood is like our first love, so pure, So clean, so expectant, so happy, the Spring Festival at that time and us should also be a childhood child, we and the Spring Festival of childhood are like best friends, year by year, we grow slowly, the Spring Festival also grows from childhood to brothers and sisters year by year, we can no longer find that happiness, we love each other to fade boring and strange.

On the afternoon of the fifth year of junior high school, I carried my bag, on the way back to school, the second semester of the third year of high school was uninvited, and our senior high school students also followed the fun to go back to school to make up classes, mainly because the school leaders wanted to join in the fun, we followed the fun, we are vocational high school students can do not be arrogant and calculating, and the school leaders of vocational high school are not only not arrogant but a little arrogant wolf with a big tail, they have always regarded vocational high school as higher than the key high school and pretentious. We don't have to come here to make up for it. This is an iron law, which can be called the world's third law of relativity and Newton's gravitational force.

When I returned to the dormitory, I put down my equipment, my face was as white as a dead person's face, and my ten fingers were frozen and stiff, and my fingertips were like a fire, and they were hot for a while.

Han Wei, Wu Liwu, and Chen Biao have all arrived, but fortunately, no one has passed because of the New Year, so it's good to arrive. We heard the girls next door also arrive one after another, and their chatter and laughter were much happier and more heartless than us.

At this time, hearing Zhang Ping's shouting, the four of us walked out of the dormitory together and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Zhang Ping handed us the key to the classroom from the wooden board and said, "You go and help clean the classroom, we girls are going to study at night." ”

Han Wei was about to get angry, but I preemptively said, "Okay, let's go now." ”

Han Wei was pushed and shoved downstairs by the three of us, and Han Wei and Wu Liwu's heads were full of "Why, let's go clean up." ”

Chen Biao and I didn't have such a big reaction, shouldn't we just clean up? Let's settle it, in the past two years or so, have we cleaned less? Isn't there such a saying: "If you don't sweep a house, you can sweep the world." ”

We clean the classroom inside and out, the glass doors and windows, the blackboard and the lectern are wiped spotlessly, if there is a couplet on the door, the classroom is putting a few happy objects, I feel that today is the New Year.

The head teacher and her female colleagues came to the classroom together, and when they saw that the classroom was spotless, they all praised it, and we also saw the head teacher show the first smile of the new year at this time.

The head teacher asked for warmth and walked away, and we were free to move. When Han Wei saw Jiang Xuesu enter the classroom, his face immediately changed from the cold winter to the warm spring. walked to Jiang Xuesu to send warmth, Jiang Xuesu treated Han Wei's hot mood with a winter attitude. I only heard Jiang Xuesu say impatiently: "Get out of the way, don't bother me." "We watched the confrontation between the two protagonists with the eyes of extras, Han Wei peeked in all directions and returned disappointed, Han Wei's face returned to the cold winter and the mood should also return to the freezing point.

Wu Liwu sat in his position and wrote something seriously, is he sensible after a year, knowing that life is too short to learn, I got closer and saw that he was writing love letters, this guy is really infatuated, not abandoning or giving up his liking.

Wu Liwu was originally dismissive of writing love letters, and often laughed at Han Wei's pedantry for this, when he saw Han Wei finally conquer Jiang Xuesu's heart through love letters, and since then he has started the marathon years of writing love letters, Xia Yinyin saved every time he received a love letter courier, and he personally returned the manuscript. Wu Liwu's love letters should be enough for a thick collection of essays.

Back in her seat, Shi Jieqiong has been studying for three years, wearing a white down jacket, a fair face, clear eyes like snowflakes between her eyebrows, refined short hair, and jade hands.

When dinner time came, we went to the cafeteria to eat, the cold wind was howling, the people were blowing, Han Wei walked carelessly, drooping with a half-dead expression. Wu Liwu said: "Is it a New Year, Jiang Xue has a new love, she decided to throw away your old shoes." ”

Han Wei glared angrily at each other and said, "Did you see that? Shut up, fuck off, and don't mess with me. ”

Wu Liwu gloated and continued: "This wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, you have no characteristics in the first place, Jiang Xuesu is a long person who loves flowers and flowers, and she paints her eyebrows and eyes every day to attract bees and butterflies, can she be willing to surrender to such a crooked neck tree as you?" Brother! Let's mourn and change, hey, I knew it was like this, why bother. ”

Han Weiqi's hair was about to move, and he scolded: "Shut up Lao Tzu, take care of your bird business." Han Wei said that he ran over to beat Wu Liwu, Wu Liwu is thirty-six strategies, and running is the best policy. Wu Liwu is also talking nonsense, his wife and concubines have all moved out, but it is just a simple love, this is the school, pure fertile soil. Do you think it's the White House of the United States? The White House in the United States can happen that wives are not as good as concubines, and concubines are not as good as stealing. Lao Ke staged a living spring color chart with Lewinsky at the White House, fooling around, what kind of system, Bush Jr.'s IQ is so low and he didn't make such a low-level style mistake, it seems that love really has nothing to do with IQ is not compatriots but a dime.

After dinner, back in the dormitory, Han Wei took out a large pile of food from his bag, and found a bottle of liquor, the bottle was white, full of classical art, without any label description, we will wait and see. Han Wei turned around and said, "I'm in a more annoying mood today, which of you can get drunk and sing with me." "You're in a bad mood and drink to relieve your sorrows, do you want us to make mistakes together? We have just been released from prison last semester, and drinking can't solve the ups and downs of love. What is love, a word can destroy a young person's fighting spirit.

Chen Biao said: "We made a mistake just after we came, so how can it be done, wouldn't it be good for you to make the matter clear with Jiang Xuesu?" If you can, you can continue to socialize, if you can't, you can get together and disperse, why bother to make yourself here not a ghost or a ghost, I will not drink with you and make mistakes. ”

Wu Liwu said: "If you and Jiang Xuesu are really finished, I recommend you to chase Xia Yingying, when the time comes, aren't our brothers kissing each other, I really have to call you big brother, who told me to chase my sister?" ”

Chen Biao and I laughed, Chen Biao said to Wu Liwu: "Brother, your love book is not a day or two, but a year or two, even the snow in the Arctic should be melted by you, but Xia Yinyin is unmoved, your love scene is not optimistic, you should also be prepared for the festival and change." ”

Wu Liwu argued confidently: "Love long-distance running, do you understand? ”

Chen Biao let out a long sigh and said, "When can the crazy men and women in the world be more rational and helpless." ”

Han Wei saw that the two of them were talking, and he was tired of it, and said: "They are all white-eyed wolves who don't pay attention to righteousness, I'm not in a bad mood to comfort me, but to gloat, how can I have you bastards and bad friends." Hey, Confucius said well, the three friends of the beneficiary, the three friends of the loser, how can I fucking hand over the three of you to the bad friends, get out of here, Lao Tzu raised his glass and asked Qingtian for the wine, and got drunk to relieve his sorrows. ”

Han Wei opened the cooked food brought from home, unscrewed the lid of the wine bottle, and took two sips of the bottle with his mouth "gurgling", and instantly saw that his face and neck were red. Han Wei talked about this love, if the three of us turn around and go back to the classroom today, then our love will come to an end, seeing that our brothers are really trapped by love, the three of us look at each other. Chen Biao turned on the light, closed the door with his hand, inserted the latch, and the three of us picked up the wine bottle and drank two sips of one person in the assembly line, and then ate cold cooked food, with a burst of fire and ice on the face in my heart, a bottle of wine was easily taken down, all of them were red-faced, we were talking boldly in drinking, and talking nonsense after drinking.

Han Wei was moved, stood up tremblingly, his tongue was drunk, and he said, "I want to bow down to you and be brothers." ”

Chen Biao's head turned mushy, and he echoed: "Yes, bow down, come to the campus, and make three knots." ”

Wu Liwu didn't speak well, but his brain didn't seem to be drunk yet, and he laughed at Chen Biao and said: "Nerd, Brother Biao is a nerd, we are four people, how can we become three righteousness, four righteousness, four righteousness." ”

I was also light-headed, and my tongue was not very good, so I said hesitantly, "Go, go out, worship." ”

The four of us staggered out of the dormitory, one by one kneeling like a war criminal, hunched over, before kowtowing I haven't forgotten to figure out the seniority, I have been the boss under the promotion of the three of them, Chen Biao is the second, Han Wei is the third, Wu Liwu is the fourth, we kowtow hard, because we drank too much wine, no one can figure out how many kowtows, we should worship, we ignore those subsections.

Kneeling we knees are cold, Chen Biao insists on going to the classroom to study, Wu Liwu also wants to go to the classroom to see Xia Yinyin, Han Wei wants to find out what happened to Jiang Xuesu, I want to sleep, the earth that my head drinks revolves around me, the three of them all said that they would go to the classroom, and I could only succumb. I drank wine in my stomach, my body was warm, and I was a little hot on my face, and I saw that none of the three of them walked in a straight line, all of them walked in a curve and stumbled.

The evening self-study started early, the students in the classroom were not there, and the evening self-study teachers during the make-up class were basically absent, and we developed relatively freely.

We returned to our seats like a puddle of mud lying on the desk, "whirring" asleep, Wu Liwu this guy fell asleep and snoring like the sound of killing pigs and sheep, we slept for a half class, Wang Yahui woke us up, after waking up the whole body was cold, Wang Yahui said: "It's too cold, you will be sick if you sleep like this, go back to the dormitory to sleep." ”

We got up with difficulty, I could still walk, Han Wei just walked a few steps before he collapsed, Wu Liwu could only walk with his hands, his legs were not light, Chen Biao and I could make do with going back to the classroom. Seeing this, Wang Yahui called a few girls to help them both go back to the dormitory, and Chen Biao and I also had someone to help them, and when we arrived at the dormitory, we fell asleep.

When we got up in the morning, our head still hurt a little, and we felt like vomiting, so after washing, we drank some boiling water, and it was much better.

After breakfast, back in the classroom, we acted like we were all right.

Wang Yahui stretched the face of a leader, walked up to me, and said, "You guys were okay last night, and when you got drunk, you asked us girls to send us girls back to the dormitory." ”

When Wu Liwu heard this, he stood up and said, "Help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, why don't you help us take off our clothes, it's really uncomfortable to sleep in clothes." ”

Wu Liwu never used his brain to speak, his brain should be rusty, and he didn't open the pot.

Wang Yahui said: "Do you want me to tell the head teacher about your heroic deeds last night." ”

I hurriedly smiled and said, "Low-key, low-key, let's be unsung heroes, and thank you for sending us back to the dormitory last night to sleep, I am grateful, I am very grateful." ”

Wang Yahui said: "What happened to you last night, all of us girls can be regarded as not happening, but you must continue to contract the sanitation during the make-up class, there is no free lunch in the world, you should consider it." ”

Wu Liwu snorted angrily and said, "Are you still the leader of the first class?" Are you still a woman? Aren't you openly blackmailing? My head can be broken, blood can be shed, the squad leader's blackmail will not yield, and I have learned to rip off bamboo, who are they. ”

Chen Biao said in a calm tone: "I promise." ”

Wu Liwu immediately turned the muzzle of the gun and scolded sharply: "Can you have a little backbone and blood?" ”

Han Wei interjected: "I also agreed, the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, he is not afraid of no firewood in the green mountains, why bother with the courage of the horseman, if the head teacher knows, with her Hades temper and ruthless consistent style, she still doesn't know how to repair us, brothers have all descended, don't do a senseless war of resistance." ”

Now there is one vote against and two votes in favor, I rubbed my head and said: "Take the road of sustainable development, we will continue to contract health, and I hope you will abide by the alliance under the city." ”

Han Wei shouted at Wu Liwu: "Three to one, you can descend with your brothers, the heroes in "Water Margin" didn't want to be recruited back then, but Brother Song Jiang wanted to be recruited, didn't they all fall in the end?" ”

Wu Liwu scolded: "Damn, the hundred and ten heroes in "Water Margin", all of them are heroes, and they are all bloody men, only the fucking Song Jiang Laozi is disgusted, and he squandered the lives of the heroes, which is really not a fucking good thing." ”

Chen Biao said: "Song Jiang's motives are good, speaking of which they are heroes and heroes, in essence, they are all just thieves, it is Song Jiang who sees the essence of this, and does not want his brothers and their descendants to be thieves for generations, so he made this decision to surrender to the imperial court, but the ending is an embarrassing tragedy, and it can be regarded as a final conclusion after death, how can life not be so embarrassing." ”

Wang Yahui said: "The four of you come out all day and wear five or six people and are clean, your hairstyle is decent, and the hygiene of the classroom is also clean and hygienic, why, your dormitory is messy, like a pig's and dog's kennel, you boys are all engaged in a superficial set, I can't figure it out, how do you sleep every day in such a pigsty and dog kennel!"

Han Wei said: "This is called natural beauty, let it be, we are not a military camp here, why do you make it serious, it is too profound, you don't understand it." ”

I smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to make you ugly, we will change our past mistakes after lunch, thoroughly clean up the hygiene of the dormitory, and look forward to the inspection and guidance of the female leaders." ”

"Whoever goes to your stinky dormitory, stinky socks are flying all over the sky, you still keep what is natural and beautiful, and what is natural." Wang Yahui finished speaking and walked away.

At noon we thoroughly cleaned the dormitory, and although the girls did not come to visit, they witnessed the enthusiasm of our revolutionary work.

On the last day of the make-up class, a small test was conducted, and we didn't take the make-up class as a thing at all, of course, we didn't dare to worship the ancestors on the Qingming Festival of the exam, and the ranking of our class crossed over to the penultimate first and left the penultimate far ahead.

If it weren't for the rule of law, I think the head teacher would have pulled us out and shot us for half an hour, then bombarded for half an hour, and finally pulled out to behead and abandon the body. We are grateful to have been born in a civilized society under the rule of law, and we don't have to pay for our lives when we are angry with the head teacher, so the sound of peace of mind is still there.

The bear children in the first and second years of high school have been enrolled one after another, and the school has come back to life.

School is not lonely.