034 From skincare to black beans and donkeys
Click on Baidu and type in the search bar, "If someone keeps staring at you, what should you do about this situation?" pressed the search button.
"Back-staring?"
It doesn't matter if the other person is staring at you, looking at you out of curiosity, or even recognizing the wrong person.
You just need to stare at each other as well, and treat others the way they do.
Keep this action all the time, and it won't be long before the other party will be interested in not looking at you.
"Well, that's it. ”
Di Hui rolled over, his eyes widened, and he looked directly at the little dream.
Weisheng Xiaomeng came back to his senses, leaned to his bedside, and asked gently, "Mr. Di, are you thirsty?" I'll bring you water to drink." ”
took a bottle of water, unscrewed the cap, and inserted the straw, "Mr. Di, you ......"
Seeing that Di Hui didn't open his mouth for a long time, Weisheng Xiaomeng guessed that he might not be able to open his mouth.
So, he reached out and brushed his lips away and put the straw in, "Mr. Di, you can do it." ”
Di Hui stared at her intently, "Huh? ”
Double eyelids, large eyes, long eyelashes.
Is it wearing contact lenses? The color of the eyeballs, how is it light brown?
Why do her eyes look so innocent and cute?
Is it because of the inner mole in the corner of the right eye?
The one that grows under the right eye is a tear mole. It looks really pitiful.
Don't say it, the skin of Micro Dream is too good.
Her nose has no blackheads!
The pores are so small and so fine.
Is it because he is young?
Hiss...... What color lipstick is this mouth? It looks very appetizing.
"Boom. I couldn't help but swallow my saliva.
Hey, Di Hui, you're ......
Believe it or not, I'm pumping myself! You're so bad!
Take a few sharp sips of water, "Thank you." Di Hui rolled over and lay back.
"Mr. Di, what do you need, just tell me. Weisheng Xiaomeng sat down and continued to tilt her head to stare at him.
"Hmm. Di Hui grabbed his phone and looked through it.
The first trick, no, no. She wasn't embarrassed to keep an eye on her like this, I couldn't do it first.
"Give her a back?"
If, the back-stare is a failure. Then, turn your back to each other and let her see enough!
As the saying goes, out of sight and out of mind.
As long as you don't pay attention, your mood will naturally be much better.
"Is it reliable or not? her back has been seen through, and it's still me who is uncomfortable. This one doesn't work, next one next. ”
"Take a step back? I'm lying down, where are I going to retreat? Turn over and go under the bed? Next!"
She must have thought that something was wrong with me, and then took the initiative to lean over and try to take care of me, I was ...... No, no, next. ”
"Use something else to get the other person's attention. What is it that will get her attention? Is it possible that you want me to fart? And then, laugh?"
"Order, where are you dead? Come back quickly, take your chick away. ”
Di Hui muttered to himself, flipping through his phone, trying to figure out what worked.
In the eyes of Weisheng Xiaomeng, Di Hui turned his back to him, and he didn't know what he was doing.
I took out my phone and looked at the time, "It's been five minutes." ”
Di Hui rushed inside, talking to himself, it had been five minutes.
Out of curiosity, Xiaosheng Xiaomeng tiptoed over to see what he was doing.
"I don't know, Bai Mu is out of class, he always takes the initiative to contact, will it be annoying?" Di Hui smirked incessantly at the phone screen.
The girl on the mobile phone wallpaper, the little dream is too familiar.
Bai Mu is a physical teacher at Jingmei University and one of the examiners for Weisheng Xiaomeng to go to the school for an interview.
During the interview, Bai Mu was wearing a white short skirt, strappy high heels, and her hair was scattered. With a gesture, it's an elegance.
I was fascinated by such a little girl as a little dream.
"Mr. Di, are you pursuing our Teacher Bai Mu?" Wei Sheng Xiaomeng tilted his head to look at him, "Good vision." ”
"Oops...... You scare me. Turning her head in a panic, the tip of her nose was passing over her cheek, and Di Hui panicked so much that she stumbled, "You...... Stay away from me. Sit back, sit back. ”
"Mr. Di, I'm not talking about you, can you pay attention to your image, and also take the time to do nursing care and get rid of the blackheads on your face. With a look of disgust, Weisheng Xiaomeng turned around and sat back.
"The blackheads on your nose are almost in time for sandpaper. "Dig through the wipes and wipe your cheeks," and nose hair, it's time to deal with it. is obviously very handsome, but he loses points in the details. ”
Di Hui turned over and sat up, reaching out to touch his nose, all a little prickly.
"Nose hair!" quickly stuffed the nose hair back, peeking at the little dream, "How do you get rid of blackheads? ”
"Blackheads, everyone should have them, but the size and number are different. Weisheng Xiaomeng took out the notebook and lowered his head to write something.
"So what brand of skin care products do you use? or do you have instruments?" Di Hui put on his shoes and sat on the edge of the bed.
"I'm so poor that I am a scumbag, where do I have the money, what kind of equipment to buy. It's all folk local methods, little by little. Tearing off a page from the notebook, the little dream of microbiology handed it over.
Taking the paper and looking at it, Di Hui held his cheeks and fell into deep thought.
The lining of an egg, the butt of a cucumber, and the black beans soaked in vinegar?
"Let me introduce you. "The inner membrane of the egg is the inner white skin inside the egg shell. ”
Di Hui nodded, "And then? Put it on your nose, won't it be fishy?"
"You can buy sterile eggs, they shouldn't taste good. The little dream pointed to the next one.
Di Hui immediately replied, "This cucumber ass, I know." But why ice it?"
"Why do you want to ice it?" Weisheng Xiaomeng thought seriously for a moment, "You can't use hot food, right? ”
Di Hui pointed to the vinegar-soaked black head, his face full of doubts, "I really can't understand this vinegar-soaked black bean." In my impression, the ration of the donkey in Lamanai seems to have black beans. Are you sure you're not writing about soybeans or something?"
"Donkey?" Weisheng Xiaomeng looked at him blankly.
"There's a saying, you know for sure. People don't eat black beans, and tell donkeys that donkeys don't believe it. After Di Hui finished speaking, she was completely stunned.
"Yes, I don't know how old you are. Di Hui crossed his legs and said, "This matter starts with the hardness of black beans......
From the difference between black beans and soybeans, the process of making black beans noodles, why people don't eat black beans, why donkeys eat black beans......
Di Hui gushed, foaming, dancing with his hands......
The little dream that was sitting next to him nodded in agreement, and the mobile phone he was holding behind him sent out a distress message.