Chapter 23: The Monk's Mouth and the Woman's Teeth

"If you want to kill me, you can't do this!"

The kid rolled up a layer of clouds and waves, facing the 99,999 heavenly soldiers and generals, and lifted the water and fire stick is a pressure!

The whole world suddenly changed color.

And in the eyes of those heavenly soldiers and generals, the water and fire stick seems to be magnified a hundred times and a thousand times, and even the rusty yellow markings on the stick can be seen clearly!

But it is such an ordinary stick, but the power at this time is like the collapse of the pillar of heaven, and the sky is cracked, as if the world has been opened! Before the stick fell, the heavenly soldiers and generals suddenly staggered and panicked.

In this kid's world, they can't feel a bit of heaven at all. And without the blessing of the Heavenly Dao, what are they?

It's just rubbish.

Sang Jun still looked calm, did not shout loudly and boost morale, but just commanded the heavenly soldiers in an orderly manner and formed a formation to meet the enemy.

As for how many heavenly soldiers will die? Oh, that's not his job......

The water and fire stick smashed down, there was no supernatural trick, it was simply a fight with strength, and directly with 13,500 catties of all kinds of human qi, smashed it down!

The formation of 99,999 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals was turbulent and turbulent, but it was only half a breath, and it directly shook half of the heavenly soldiers to death, turning into a cloud of immortal mist, which disappeared with the wind, and could no longer be arrogant.

And although the kid killed half of the heavenly soldiers with a stick and broke the big formation, his injuries became more and more serious. The qi machine rolled up in his body, and the impact of the two potentials made him take a few steps backwards, grinding his steps, and pouring the purple gold crown.

But he didn't care about it at all, his eyes were like stars, shining brightly, and he was full of fighting spirit.

He clenched his hand on the water and fire stick, stepped his right foot on the ground, and went straight into the middle of the heavenly soldiers, shouting, "Come again!" ”

Sang Jun looked at the boy who was getting braver and braver, lowered his eyes, and waved the battle flag again without hesitation!

One person fights the world, what a style! But even if you use the Heavenly Thunder to create this outfit, and you are temporarily isolated from the Heavenly Dao Breath, how long can you hold on?

The war was fierce, but it was still stalemate.

……

The dry well monk didn't know how much he frowned today, but in the face of this unreasonable world, he couldn't use half of his supernatural powers, so he had to release the beings of the sea of suffering to find the way out, and he himself had no choice but to meditate to meditate.

In this world, there are suddenly many more, and there are many people who can't get out.

On the street, some believers came to persuade them, and they were chased around by a man with a rolling pin. There are also Buddhas who bow their eyebrows, but they are scolded by a little old man with a chessboard blowing his beard and glaring at him...... There are even some poor little novices, who are surrounded by some smiling little ladies in the center and touched it, not to mention, and were rewarded with a big meat bun by the old lady who sells breakfast next door!

It's good now, our monks and his followers not only didn't please him, but they were also teased by other little girls! This, this, how?

No, you have to let the dog go...... Phew, you have to put those Yaksha ghosts who don't understand the Buddha's principles yet!

After those yaksha ghosts rushed out of the sea of suffering, they smiled and wreaked havoc when they entered the door of this human world, no matter what pots and pans, firewood, rice, oil and salt, they all smashed them first! We can't beat you mortals who are stained with human qi but have no entity, can't we come to Wei to save Zhao, and rescue those monks first?

Just as the yaksha ghosts were complacent about this idea, a stout pig-killing man slammed on the door, carrying a bloody pig-killing knife, and threw it directly with a fierce sword. A ghost was caught off guard and was stabbed, wah-wow screaming pain, and the already terrifying face was even more hideous. The ghosts were taken aback and hurriedly dodged, but they didn't want a large group of men behind the pig-killing man to rub their hands, roll up their sleeves, and look even more ferocious than them!

Those yaksha ghosts were running around, but they were beaten by those mortals to cry and cry for their mothers, screaming miserably. Finally, a night fork ran out, but not long after it ran out, a voice came, and it was so frightened that it hurriedly hid to the side. When the man got closer, he realized that it was a little doll with a snot and a dog! Its eyes rolled around, and it thought, I can't beat those men who kill a thousand knives, can't I bully you, a little kid who doesn't have even the same teeth? It doesn't hurt to scare you into crying, and it doesn't hurt to call back your mother who is molesting the monk! So I have an explanation...... When it thought of this, it couldn't wait to burst out, revealing the most terrifying expression of its life. But who knew that the little doll with snot was not afraid at all, sucked the snot, put the leash in his hand, and chewed out the four-character mantra crisply,

"Wangcai, bite it!"

Hey! The yaksha couldn't dodge, and half of his ass was buried in the dog's mouth.

Damn, it turns out that people are more terrible than us ghosts! I don't know if it's unfortunate or lucky, Yaksha covered his ass with tears in his eyes, and ran madly towards the sea of suffering, thinking about it as he ran, and when he went back, he had to tell his brothers that it was better to recite the sutra and have a future! It's better to be molested by a little lady than by a dog! You can also eat meat buns......

The thoughts of the sentient beings in the sea of suffering, the dry well monk naturally knows, but he didn't expect that the ghosts who couldn't be transformed after chanting the Buddha for many years, after this catastrophe, there are so many Yaksha ghosts who are willing to be purified by him and take refuge in Buddhism. He stood up and decided that he could no longer be dragged down by this world, but as soon as he recited a few words of the mantra, he was surrounded by an aunt with a pu fan.

"Donor......" As soon as the dry well monk spoke, he was interrupted by force.

"Yo, old monk, your robe is really broken!" An aunt patted his robe with a fan.

"Donor ......"

"Eh, come and see this poor man, who has been a monk for so many years, and only has a broken robe!" The aunt shouted and a group of aunts came up to watch.

"It's really ......"

"Look at this patch, what's going on in winter......"

"yes, yes, it's so shabby to even wear it, I guess I can't eat it......"

"It's really pitiful, I've been a monk for so many years......"

"Yes, yes, it's better to be vulgar......"

Aunts, you said it word by word, and as she spoke, someone wiped her nose and cried, and there were tears in the eyes of the dry well monk.

"Donor......" The dry well monk opened his mouth and just said two words, but was interrupted by the kind-hearted aunts.

"Eh, old monk, being a monk is so hard, don't you want to be vulgar!"

"Yes, yes, it's vulgar, the old man Li on the street next door is also a person, although he can't eat and drink spicy food, but he can also eat and dress warmly. It's better than being a monk like this. ”

"Aunt Liu is right, if you really don't dislike it, my family still knows an old woman who lost her son and husband in her early years, you two can make do with it."

"That's a good idea! I also know a lady who has no children and no wife, she is much better than you, and she can sell meat buns to make money! But don't be discouraged, I see that you are kind and kind, maybe people will take a fancy to you! ”

The aunts, who were still pitiful, suddenly became excited, chattering around the dry well monks.

The dry well monk was in a trance, how could the virtual form of this qi machine be so vivid and natural, even he, a person who had attained the bodhisattva status, could only barely resist?

His brow furrowed deeply, the human world that this kid had turned into was too weird. Although there is only one city in the vast world of the boy, it is this city that traps him.

There was a sound of footsteps suddenly stopped, and the dry well monk looked up, but it was a small novice in his sea of suffering who stood out from the encirclement, looking at him without tears.

The dry well monk couldn't help but be stunned, what's wrong? Now that you have been freed from the shackles of this world, why do you want to come here?

Xiao Shami was about to speak, but suddenly there was a freshly baked big meat bun in his mouth! Not only that, but his hand was stuffed into the house!

The little novice was terrified, and looked at the old lady behind him tremblingly. The eldest lady was rubbing her apron with her hands, and looked at the dry well monk with a shy face.

"Yo, the Lord has arrived, old monk...... Phew, old man! Is this pro you become? What about it? Or is it done? ”

An aunt is like a god descending from heaven to earth, domineering and exposed, and her eyes are like the eagle falcon, and her eyes are scorching.

The dry well monk recited the name of the Buddha, and his heart was full of emotion.

The world says that the monk has a good mouth, but who would have thought that even the monk can't resist this long-tongued man in the market......

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ps. There are thousands of people in the world, but only the aunt is the most powerful.

Because the front is too heavy, let's take it easy. Laugh.

There's another chapter in the waiting.,Well.,Return to the usual ...... Atmosphere.