"That's right! Although we are not very familiar with each other now, but in the future we will definitely be like brothers, I propose, everyone in order of age, and then everyone comes to a nickname, so that it is called a little closer. ”

Wang Haojun said this, and sure enough, everyone responded, as if he was encouraged, he opened his mouth first: "Since I proposed it, then I will say it first, I was born on March 9, 81, and there is a Hao character in my name, so my nickname is Mouse." ”

After he finished speaking, no one took the stubble, he pointed to Shen Yi next to him, "My brother Shen Yi, younger than me, is on September 16th, nicknamed Old Aunt!" Because my brother is a little old. ”

At this time, Wang Jingming spoke, "My name is Wang Jingming, I have just introduced it, my birthday is October 4th, my nickname is Lao Donkey, and my classmates gave me it, I don't know why." I don't know if he reported this indecent nickname to show his masculinity, if that's the case, he miscalculated, because donkeys are also divided into male and female donkeys.

Liu Xian saw that no one spoke, so he raised his hand, "My name is Liu Xian, born on February 24, 81, nickname, do you think I still need a nickname for this name?" If you are unbalanced, you can add a bad word in front of my name, even if it is my nickname. ”

Next it was Zhong Zifeng's turn, "My name is Zhong Zifeng, on January 16, 82, my nickname is Crazy." "In the three years of junior high school, Liu Xian has never heard of him having this nickname, it is estimated that it is present, two and crazy are actually two different concepts, okay?

The last one to speak was the bookworm Chen Dong, he was also 82 years old, younger than Zhong Zifeng, it was on May 1, 82, according to age, it should be the next class, I don't know if I skipped a grade halfway or went to school early. He doesn't have a nickname, but his nerd, glasses male nickname is ready-made, four-eyed.

There are six people in a bedroom, in order of age, Liu is the most busy, a mouse, an old aunt, an old donkey, a madman, and four eyes. Thankfully, Liu Xian is the only one who doesn't have a nickname, how can you understand Dad's wisdom? That's when he knew his father's foresight!

Wang Haojun thought that he had a big birthday and could sit in the position of the boss of the dormitory, but he didn't expect to miscalculate, but the maturity and humility shown by Liu Xian can also be accepted by him as the boss. Liu Xian said with a smile, the old aunt is the third in the dormitory, should she be called the third aunt? Everyone is also supportive. This proposal, the sixth Chen Dong's four eyes naturally had to be changed, so everyone changed their nicknames, starting from Liu Busy, the big hooligan, the second mouse, the third aunt, the four donkeys, the five madmen, and the six eyes (sometimes called six cakes).

Freshmen registered, in the morning except for signing up for the check-in basically nothing, a few brothers took the lead in going around the school, not to familiarize themselves with the environment, or to see the beauties. After all, today is the best time to see beautiful women, because from tomorrow, the school military training will be uniformly wearing green uniforms, and the girl puts that dress on her body, which can basically make men discouraged.

"We have several holy places in the mine, canteens, toilets, basketball courts, school gates, rooftops, and backyard walls. If you don't mix, it's best to have your tail between your legs in these places! The cafeteria has two floors, and the first floor is a meal, and you have to fight it yourself, and all students eat here; The second floor can be a la carte, basically similar to the restaurant, but if you want to eat well, it's best to go out, here is generally a place for the bosses to negotiate, if you don't have to, it's better to cause less trouble, and there is a teacher's small stove here, you don't want to eat in front of the teacher, more appetite. ”

The introduction of the second mouse is very down-to-earth, and if he doesn't say it, this information may take a few kicks to understand.

"The toilet is casual, but it's best not to come when the second class is over, the bastards in the school are smoking here, and it's troublesome to meet someone who cares about you for a cigarette, and in addition, this open space behind the toilet is a place to teach people, don't wander around here if you have nothing to do."

The bastards in the mine are really pervasive, from the dining hall to the excreting toilet, up and down?

"I don't need to say anything about the basketball court, fighting for the field is the easiest to fight, the rules are very simple, let the lower grades let the senior ones, let the non-mixed ones let the mixed, sometimes the school team training has to say hello to the old boss in advance."

There are only six complete basketball courts in a school of Nuo University, so it's no wonder if you don't fight, it's really a brave man's sport!

"The school gate, it seems that there is nothing special, but you must pay attention to it during the big recess, it is best to jump the backyard wall when you go out, and then enter from the main gate when you come back, the gangsters of the whole school will gather in front of the school gate to exchange information during the big class, you must have money on you when you go out to buy something to eat, if you are blackmailed by someone, I am afraid you will have to starve, it doesn't matter when you come back, they also know this law, and those who come back have basically spent the money for food, they only need money and no food."

Only then did the brothers understand why the school gate and backyard wall could also become key locations, and emotional robbery was also very knowledgeable.

"Of course, the gangsters also have rules, calling to rob men and not women, and rob late and not early. They don't extort how much money girls have, they will be laughed at, robbing late and not robbing early means that they will blackmail you when they get out of school, but it is safe to go to school in the morning, first, the morning time is tight, and secondly, if you accidentally rob the money you want to give to the school, I'm afraid the matter will not be hidden. ”

Wow, it seems that robbery is really a science, these gangsters have a future, not only Hongxing's talents in the future, but also PetroChina and the National Development and Reform Commission.

"Tiantai, the rivers and lakes are commonly known as the guillotine, heads-up holy land, if anyone tells you to go to the rooftop, it is going to be heads-up, how many masters on the top of this building have made a move, the boss of one session is decided here, the rivers and lakes have become a thing of the past, such as cloud masters, have been wiped out, it is emotional!"

Hey, rat, don't shake the words if you don't know how to shake the word, the school in the mine has been established for less than 50 years, even if the boss of the first session is only in his sixties, maybe people are tougher than you, why do people disappear? Even if it is unfortunate to die early, there are still ashes left after cremation, and even the ashes are flying, which is too ruthless, right? By the way, there is also a madman and his second uncle among the many old-timers, right?

The school is not too small, nor too big, and it only took more than twenty minutes for the six brothers to visit the six holy places in the mines. Liu Xian is very strange, why in the whole school, there are six holy places for gangsters, but not even a holy place for love, and there is a small forest for himself and Duo'er to confess when he is in junior high school!

It was close to noon, and a rat led the team and rushed to the cafeteria early, "If you want to survive in this school, you must not offend the bastards only as the second one, and the first one is to adapt to the pig food in the canteen, otherwise you will starve to death!" ”

Starve? We haven't starved to death in years, right? And not North Korea? The mouse looked at Liu Busy disapprovingly, and said solemnly: "Don't do anything wrong, in the entire mine, except for the freshmen who have just entered the school, there is no fat man!" ”

So frustrating? Not a single fat man left? There are even three more in North Korea! Eating pig food in the canteen but not gaining weight is really not as good as pig food! Despite such full psychological preparation, Liu Xian still collapsed, thinking that no matter how unpalatable the meal was, he would only let himself lift the table when he entered it, but he didn't expect that he couldn't stand it at a glance! If there is no third aunt and mouse press, Liu Xianzhen will go to the cook, the bun has no filling, Lao Tzu will eat it as a steamed bun, and I will endure the fried watermelon, but your fungus pumpkin porridge is too similar to Xiang! It's still thin!

For the first time in the list of people who want to die the most after graduation, the chef in the mine surpassed the teaching director! Liu Busy doesn't want to wait until after graduation, for the sake of the flowers of the motherland, this cook must disappear! Disappear!

Depressed, put the phone to Sister Qian, otherwise call Sister Qian directly, and hire this scourge with a high salary in the store, and then fire it after half a month! Count yourself as a pinch in the mine!

Anyway, to deal with a full stomach, the brothers hid in the shade to eat, and by the way, they looked for beautiful women in the flow of people coming and going. Don't look at the poor countryside in the mine, there are really a lot of beauties, in less than five minutes, I walked over several more than 85 points, it is estimated that the school canteen is also very important, girls don't need to lose weight, except for a few lap legs, the back is basically full score, Liu Xian is not only secretly glad that the mine is the right one!

"Hey, look at this, look at this!" There was a girl walking next to her, and she was pretty good. The rat was excited first.

“82！” The old donkey immediately reported the score, and the score he reported was basically the same as we thought. It is estimated that if he changes into women's clothes, he will definitely score more than 90 points.

"Small breasts!" Liu Xian played the role of a poisonous tongue, revealing his shortcomings at a glance.

"How about this? Look at this red dress! "Rats are always the first to find their target.

“86！” The old donkey's score has improved a bit, which is indeed more beautiful than just now.

"Short legs!" Liu Busy hit the nail on the head.

"Over there, hey, that body is hot!"

“76！” This is not yet over 80.

"Black, slightly fat." No need to ask, this must be a freshman, there is no fat person above the second year of high school, and there is no way to get dark, it is estimated that this girl has been honing in the canteen of the mine for half a year, and she can go up to 80 with the loss of weight. The aesthetics of the mouse are very speechless, he thinks that a big chest is called a good figure, these children are still very tender. Liu Xian felt that they had really never seen anything in the world, and if they saw Duo'er, Sister Qian, or Qin Yue, their eyes would definitely fall.

At this time, a stunning beauty walked in front of several people, and the mouse, the old donkey, and even Liu Xian couldn't speak. This is a school flower-level beauty who is definitely not inferior to Duo'er, and she is 1.7 meters tall! Summer walked in front of her, it gave people a refreshing feeling, her skin was very white, crystal clear, the whole iceberg beauty who did not smile, did not raise her head, but there was a kind of arrogance in her bones, she never seemed to smile, but a smile was alluring!

“98！” The old donkey gave the highest score for the day! "Mouse, do you know? Absolutely beautiful! ”

When the mouse saw this beauty, his eyes were straight, and he didn't come back to his senses until the beauty walked away: "One of the four beauties in the mine, Han Lu is the third sister of the Qingsi Gang, an iceberg beauty, and a danger index of 10." ”

If it is said from the perspective of red face and trouble, the danger index of this beauty is absolutely off the charts! This kind of character beauty is enough to laugh at a university, and it is estimated that you can become famous with a casual clockwork Weibo, and you don't even have to take it off, this level of beauty is actually one of them?

"I'll go, old donkey, prettier than you!" The second Zhong Zifeng drooled.

"Uh...... Do you want to say that you are a match for me? The old donkey said helplessly.

"If you want to chase this girl, you'll have to study hard." The six cakes, who had not spoken, expressed their opinions.

Maybe in the world of six cakes, it is really Yan Ruyu in the book, no matter how good your academic performance is, can this beauty look at you more? People are in their early seventies, and when you put on high heels, you are almost one meter eight, you are less than one meter six, are you called someone else's sister? You have to look up to everyone! can't even kiss a mouth, is this unrealistic version of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian?

My name is Liu Busy, the role of Ximenqing should be more suitable for me, wait, the brain is a little too much, "Mouse, you said that there are four such beauties in the mine?" ”

"We have four beauties in junior high school, according to the nicknames of the four beauties in ancient times, there are drunken concubines, sick Xi Shi, ruthless Daji, and smiling praise, and Han Lu is one of them." Mouse explained.

Are there four beauties in this school flower? I'm going, and I can only be ranked fourth? Where is this in the mine? This is clearly the Northern Shadow! Liu Xian, the most mature here, immediately asked a crucial question: "Have the other three of these four beauties also been admitted to this school?" ”

Liu Busy Diary:

1. The holy places in the school, if you don't know the rules, it is easy to be blackmailed, in fact, there are many such holy places in the society, such as industry and commerce, taxation, public security, and law; Urban management, hospitals, and family planning commissions, in comparison, are still mixed in schools.

2. They don't care about students' meals because they have a staff canteen; They don't care about medical care because they have high-level wards; They don't care about education because their children are abroad.

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