The skill assessment is approaching step by step, our training intensity is constantly increasing, and several other items are also repeated training, and the eloquence training has reached a white-hot realm.

In the professional class, Director Bi took us to the first (1) class of high school, we entered the classroom to find our position and stand, Director Bi said: "The four classes in the morning have been handed over to you, I sit below to listen to your lectures, this class is also learning "Marketing", everyone comes up to say that time is not allowed, who I call, who to on." ”

The junior brothers and sisters of the first year of high school (1) were happy, and the head teacher first called Wu Liwu, Wu Liwu scratched his head and said: "Director Bi, I, I have no experience in lecturing, otherwise I will ask Vegacho to go first, and I will go again." When Director Bi heard this, he had nothing to do and said, "Vegacho, you go." I am also in danger, and I can only obey it with respect.

I went to the podium and first said, "In class, open the textbook of "Marketing" to the first section of the first chapter, and we will talk about the concept of "market" in this class. I wrote on the blackboard "the first section, marketing" back to the podium, continued: "market is a category of economics, is a branch separated from economics, this discipline is a foreign discipline, due to the development of China's market economy, this course has become an important discipline, I talk about the classification of the market,...... "I am according to the gourd to draw a scoop in a good way, interspersed in the lecture to tell some stories, the color of the class is naturally extraordinary, the bear children in the first year of high school were praised by me again and again. Director Bi was also satisfied.

Everything is difficult at the beginning, I played the pioneer, and then it is naturally a matter of course, Shi Jieqiong, Li Linxiong, and Xiong Weijuan each spoke quite well, their progress was great, from not daring to speak to lecturing on the podium, Director Bi was wordlessly satisfied.

After lunch, we returned to the classroom, Han Wei looked at me with a strange expression, and said, "It's been a long time since I went to the billiards room of the Internet café in the town for a private visit, Brother Bei, do you want to drive?" ”

"Our whole class is preparing for the imminent skill assessment of the enemy, and we will go to the Internet café billiards room to visit the micro-service for a private interview, whether the virus in the head is not good, or forget it, and when the skills are successfully passed, it is understandable how we go to visit relatives and friends." I said righteously.

Han Wei sat opposite and continued: "Didn't you say that you would walk thousands of miles and read thousands of books? When we go out for a walk, our minds are clear, can we not do our best to study? ”

Wu Liwu didn't know where to stand behind me and Han Wei, he interjected: "Sharpening the knife is not the kung fu of cutting vegetables by mistake, we haven't been playing for a long time, and now the most important thing is to prepare for the skill assessment, we can be vain in our few written test results, but this skill assessment, we can't think about it, it's too difficult, go out and play to solve a dream." ”

Han Wei said: "Begacho, if you are afraid that the head teacher will know about the severe punishment of us, we can pull a few good classmates on our backs, what do you think." ”

Wu Liwu and I look forward to his strategy of stabilizing the country with adoring eyes, if we can bring the girls together to the town for a private visit, we are willing to send Han Wei at will.

Han Wei asked us to plot outside the classroom, and Wu Liwu called Chen Biao by the way, and he wanted to die together, so how could he forget Brother Biao.

Chen Biao heard that the rebel girl went out with us for a private visit, and he would rather die than oppose this bad idea. We can only act in accordance with international practice, and whenever the United States encounters a major matter of life and death, members of Congress vote to make decisions, and the president cannot say anything. Since Grandpa Deng opened the door to reform and opening up in 1978, we have had zero contact with the world, and we have naturally benefited a lot from foreign charm. Immediately, the four of us voted by a show of hands, three to one, and Chen Biao could only obey the will of the majority of the three of us.

Han Wei was elected by us as the temporary commander-in-chief and general staff this time, and the three of us temporarily swore allegiance to the death and obeyed orders, which is a bit of a feudal monarch who called the minister to die and the minister had to die.

The spirit of Han Wei's supreme instruction to us was: "We will go out to train eloquence as a breakthrough point against the countermeasures, and we will go separately to break through the tactical means of breaking through one by one."

Before entering the classroom, Chen Biao sarcastically mocked Han Wei and said: "You really deserve to be a hero in troubled times, a capable minister who governs the world, Wen Taowu is strategic, resourceful, this is rotten wood that cannot be carved." ”

Han Wei said: "Don't give me, I can't understand your bird language, so I'll do an errand." ”

Returned to the classroom, sat in the seat, and felt uneasy, I don't want to trick Shi Jieqiong into going out to play, if the exterminator Taijia fascist head teacher knows, he still doesn't know how to kill innocents indiscriminately. I'm lurking and holding my ground first, if the three of them stupid people fail to rebel, won't I have to rebel against Shi Jieqiong?

Han Wei sat opposite Li Lin, who was studying every day, and without raising his head, he directly regarded Han Wei as a white cloud in the sky. Han Wei said: "Li Lin, what about studying? ”

"Yes."

"How's your eloquence practice?"

"It's not very good."

"That's the case, the skill assessment is coming soon, why aren't you in a hurry?"

"Why not be in a hurry, but what can I do?"

"I have a way to improve your guts and eloquence?"

Han Wei said that he had a way, Li Lin stopped studying, looked at Han Wei, and continued: "What can you do, let's hear it." ”

Han Wei saw that the fish was hooked, and continued to pretend to be a savior's bear: "There is no actual combat in practicing eloquence, how can there be rapid progress, there are no supermarkets, stores, commissaries, and stalls in the town, we can use the noon time to try to talk to strange customers, so that we can practice courage and eloquence, I am talking about using spare time, and the invigilator during our skill assessment does not know each other, so we must train our mental quality, Otherwise, when the time comes, standing in front of the invigilator will be scared and your mind will go blank, in that case, you will fail the skill assessment and will not be able to participate in the college entrance examination, no matter how well you study, it will be in vain, think about it! ”

Although Li Lin's academic performance is also a big giant in the class, Han Wei easily got Li Lin with his three-inch incorruptible tongue. A three-inch incorruptible tongue can be worth a million male soldiers.

Wu Liwu called Zhu Xiaohong's words, they are now at the peak of their lives, and it is natural for husbands and wives to sing and follow.

Chen Biao found Xiong Weijuan and didn't persuade her to play, but just told her the truth of the matter, Xiong Weijuan was a knowledgeable person, she said that if others went, she would go, and being honest with each other was also a means of fooling.

Seeing that the three of them did not fail in their mission, I had no way to hide, and looked at the neighbor at the same table in front of me quietly studying, and said stubbornly: "A few girls in the class said that they would go to the supermarket in the town to train their courage and eloquence, so will you go?" ”

Shi Jieqiong continued to study and replied, "No." ”

We went to the corridor to meet, Han Wei said: "Bei called Qiao, how did you do it, we are all done, you are a waste, what are you doing, now you go to rebel against the squad leader, I will continue to rebel against your tablemates, you can't do this well, what kind of stuff." ”

This bastard really thinks of himself as a leader, and when he reprimands me, he doesn't even give me a beating, so I can only go to rebel against the squad leader.

The class leader was studying hard, I approached, and said: "It's lunch break, a few girls in the class want to go to the town supermarket in advance, the store to train their courage, I hope you lead them to go together, after all, the skill assessment is a Maginot line of defense before the college entrance examination, we only have a chance to take the college entrance examination by conquering this line of defense, do you lead them to go?" ”

Wang Yahui listened to me bring out the skills assessment, the college entrance examination, and lead these prominent words to fool her, and she immediately readily agreed.

I saw Han Wei muttering a few words in front of Shi Jieqiong, and saw Shi Jieqiong tidying up the study materials on the desk.

We pulled up an assault micro-service private interview team, marched to the town, and walked to the gate, where the doorman came out and asked us what we were doing. Han Wei said: "We are about to take the skill assessment, we are the "Marketing" major and need to train eloquence, so we go to the supermarket to be a promoter and communicate with customers, this task is assigned by the director of extracurricular homework." "The doorman saw that there were a few girls among us, and he believed Han Wei's words and opened the door to let them go.

Wang Yahui said: "Do you usually lie like this when you skip class and go out of the door? ”

Wu Liwu said: "There is generally no need to lie when we go out after lunch, the doorman thinks that we are day students going home for lunch, and when we see it, we open the door, and go out to play with the day students after evening self-study, and no one cares." When we come back, if the door is locked, we say that we have taken leave to go home, if there is no lock, we go in directly, if it is night, we call the door, and the master opens the door and lets us in, the reason is self-evident, and he can generally ignore it. ”

Li Lin said with a smile: "I have asked for leave to go home a few times, and the doorman at the gate will not let me out, and the master said that unless there is a leave of absence from the head teacher, the students who live in the school cannot go out of the school casually." You are always in and out without being blocked. ”

Han Wei smiled evilly and said: "This is a secret and can't be said, otherwise the head teacher will know, and a few of us will have a big deal again, and we will want to contract the hygiene of the classroom again." ”

We chatted as we walked, Wu Liwu and Zhu Xiaohong walked next to each other, whispering and smiling with faces like roses blooming, they looked like they came out for their honeymoon instead of Weifu to visit the billiards room of the Internet café privately.

Wang Yahui said: "How did you enter and exit the school gate casually, let's talk about it, don't worry, we won't tell anyone else, let alone let the head teacher know." ”

Han Wei said: "Brother Bei, can you say it?" ”

I said, "Forget it, women can't be trusted, I'll tell them the day before the holiday." ”

Wang Yahui said: "Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, it's you, don't say it, it's really boring." ”

I saw that Xiong Weijuan and Shi Jieqiong had been silent, and Zhu Xiaohong and Wu Liwu had a hot private chat.

Han Wei said: "Vegacho, tell them that it's okay, so that you don't have to bear the accusation of living a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain." ”

Wu Liwu heard it and said, "Han Wei, you want to express yourself in front of girls again, don't you?" You said it today, don't be delusional about coming in and out at will in the future. ”

Li Lin said: "We won't say it, believe us." ”

Wu Liwu said with a smile: "Before we enter and exit the school gate, we imitate the notes of the head teacher and write a leave note, these leave notes are signed by Brother Biao imitating the handwriting of the head teacher, Brother Biao imitates other people's handwriting is particularly handful, and the doorman can't find it, it's as simple as that." ”

Han Wei scolded angrily: "Your uncle, just now I was going to say, you still reprimanded me, and in a blink of an eye, you said, what are you doing." ”

We all laughed, and Wu Liwu's explanation was that Han Wei couldn't be called to make a head in front of girls. Chen Biao's imitation of other people's handwriting is a must, the imitation is vivid, the head teacher is difficult to distinguish the authenticity, his handwriting is also strong and powerful, the names of the students in our class workbook are written by him, when there is nothing to do, he likes to buy some calligraphy to practice. The former Chen Tianpeng's handwriting was also unusually good. Shi Khan is particularly good at drawing, he can draw a living dragon in only ten minutes on the entire blackboard, and Li Xiaowei sings elegantly and beautifully.

Many of the students of vocational high school have poor grades, but in some convenient specialties or talents are incomparable to the students of Tsinghua University and Peking University, and finally they are buried in the ordinary flow of people by comprehensive examination-oriented education, and a large number of students with high scores are tested for the examination, and many talents in the specialty or talent are ruthlessly brushed in the torrent of part-time work, examination-oriented education can produce a large number of assembly lines of nearly 10 million college students every year, but it is impossible to train a master for a hundred years or even longer, which is not the sorrow of education. We used to ruthlessly and profoundly criticize the imperial examination of feudal society, and now the examination-oriented education is as good as that, which is worth pondering!

We walked to the place on Xuhui Road in the town, and Han Wei said, "It's here, you can go in." A few girls looked at it stupidly, and Xiong Weijuan said, "Isn't this a net?" ”

Wu Liwu said: "By the way, Internet café, everyone, please." ”

Wang Yahui said: "What are you doing, why did you take us to the Internet café, isn't it a supermarket?" ”

Han Wei once again played his lie expertise, and said: "We go to the Internet café not to be a plaything, but to learn, yes, it is to learn, you think about the skill assessment day, there must be a lot of strange students around, we came to the Internet café today to cultivate our ability to adapt to the unfamiliar environment, okay, let's go in, just play for an hour." ”

We entered the Internet café, and Han Wei was responsible for turning on the counter after the mat. We are old customer service in this Internet café, and the owner of the Internet café is naturally happy when he sees us bringing them guests, and he gives us a cigarette and lights a fire with a smile on his face, and he also gives five stars for his service attitude.

The girls saw that we were all silent, with cigarettes in our mouths and spitting out smoke, because there were other customers in the Internet café.

An hour later, we walked out of the Internet café one after another, the four of us boys were playing games, Shi Jieqiong watched her "Lady of the Camellias", and the other girls watched Korean dramas one by one, and they were all very happy to watch, saying that women are emotional animals or so reliable.

Walking out of the Internet café, the girls began to talk about the Korean drama they had just watched, and praised the male protagonist for being difficult to find such beautiful men in the mortal world, all, who seemed to have forgotten to blame us for taking them to the Internet café.

We went to a large billiards room, four tables in which nothing to play, the rest were occupied by people wearing school uniforms, and the billiard room in the town basically earned money from five or six elementary schools in three high schools near the town.

The four of us rushed in, and the girls were standing at the door, and when I looked back, they hesitated to stand on their feet, and I said, "You all have a platform, and we will call them in." ”

walked up to them and said: "It's all out, it's better to go in and play, billiards girls can also play, you just take a small vacation for yourself, or as a practice of your respective courage, if you dare to play billiards here, isn't that also a practice of courage?" Let's go in, it's fun, it's easy to learn. ”

They reluctantly followed me in, unspeakable in the classrooms of the school, shy and shy outside.

They girls are playing, we are sparring and technical guidance, the more they play, the more interested they are, and the more they play, the better they play, don't want them to point the hole, just play as long as you enter the hole, even if you win.

We realized that we were late for the morning class, and the girls were in a hurry and didn't know what to do. At such a critical moment, Han Wei said: "It's too late to go back now, let's just have a good time." ”

Shi Jieqiong said: "I'll go back. Several of the other girls followed.

Han Wei greeted them and said, "You want to go back, don't you?" Okay, I won't stop you, now I'm back, the head teacher happens to be in class, how do you explain it to the head teacher, you won't go and tell the head teacher that you play online to lift the ball. ”

Wang Yahui's face flushed anxiously and said, "It's all you guys, it's really annoying, what should I do!"

The five girls lost their backbones, and they had nothing to do, so they had to listen to Han Wei's tricks.

The four of us boys made do with each other and muttered for a while, and the girls all watched us dumbfounded and whispered. Han Wei said that we had an idea, we could go back, we walked to the gate, the doorman opened the door, we went upstairs, and we saw that we were on the third floor, and the girls were all nervous and struggling.

I walked beside Shi Jieqiong, saw that she was a little nervous, and comforted: "Don't worry, we will all be fine, and the head teacher will praise a few of us." Shi Jieqiong looked at me with questioning eyes but was speechless.

We passed through the window and saw our classmates looking at us with very different eyes, and as soon as we got to the classroom door, we shouted, "Report." He didn't wait for the head teacher's sentence: "Come in." Instead, he asked with great displeasure: "Where did you go if you didn't go to class?" ”

Chen Biao lowered his head like a war criminal of World War II, I said: "Chen Biao doesn't want to study anymore, he is going to go out to work, he left after lunch without saying hello, and the three of us boys went to chase him after knowing about it." After the class leader knew about it, he took several other girls in the class with him, and he had to go with us to persuade Chen Biao to change his mind and continue to study, we agreed, and the class leader and the girls in the class also went so that Chen Biao could be persuaded to come back to study from different angles, and after our painstaking persuasion, he finally came back. ”

The head teacher's face became much better when he heard this, and it was always cloudy and sunny, and the head teacher said, "Come in." We each returned to our seats, and she continued, "Why don't you want to read it?" ”

Chen Biao said: "I can't pass the exam anyway, and there are friends at home who are willing to take me to work together, and I think the job is good, so I don't want to study." ”

Chen Biao nodded again and again and again expressed his determination not to give up the college entrance examination, Chen Biao is a fake drama and a real act, the head teacher praised us for the collective team consciousness of the class with a spring breeze on his face, saying that we can find Chen Biao despite missing class is worthy of affirmation. It turns out that lies can also get such good benefits for us.

During the class, the girls inquired about the situation, and we unanimously said modestly: "You can go and interview the person concerned, Chen Biao." ”

Chen Biao said solemnly: "Private matters, there is nothing to comment, please give me private space." "It's like an artist's tone.

Instead of thanking us for our courage to draw their swords, a few girls said that we were all liars, the kind of big liars. The dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people.

We are also secretly glad that if there are no girls to play with, the head teacher will not believe us a few nonsense, if that is the consequences, the head teacher will have to carry out major repairs on us, we are all complacent about our own cleverness and wisdom of the gods and goddesses Wen Tao Wu strategy.

The paper could not contain the fire, and the incident occurred in the east window the next day.