Chapter 5: Old Man Naon
Chapter 5: Old Man Naon
I don't know how long the exam lasted, Chen Xuanyi was still asleep in a daze.
Then Chen Xuanyi, who was in a daze, began to dream, he wanted to hurry up and talk to Zhou Gong before the exam, or make a date with the goddess of love, but who knows, he didn't meet Zhou Gong, nor did he dream of the goddess of love......
In Chen Xuanyi's dream, he came to a small alley, the alley was narrow and cloudy, there was no one in the alley, gloomy, dirty, black greasy ground, there was garbage everywhere, and there were several twisted and deformed garbage cans piled up under the corner, Nima, wouldn't it be Resident Evil, would it be a group of zombies...... In short, in such an environment, his idea is to leave quickly, and if he is not scared to death, he will vomit to death.
Chen Xuanyi raised his feet and prepared to leave when he thought about it, but when he looked at this small alley, he found that there was no bright exit at all, and it was dark at both ends, and it was an endless alley.
"Okay, it seems that I am in a dream......" Chen Xuanyi, who realized that he was dreaming, said helplessly.
"Hello kids"
Suddenly, a very magnetic sound sounded in the alley.
Chen Xuanyi was startled by this sudden voice, he looked left and right, hey! Next to him sat an old man who looked like a beggar, all in tatters, with messy hair, no, a haystack, and a few big green-headed flies buzzing around him.
Chen Xuanyi took two steps back and looked at the beggar vigilantly, "Where did you come from?" You won't be the legendary Duke of Zhou, right? ”
"I didn't come out of nowhere, this is your dream, I'm in your heart, I'm not Zhou Gong, hehe"
The beggar grinned, full of yellow teeth, one front tooth was missing, and the other was shining gold.
Chen Xuanyi saw the beggar smiling, his heart shuddered, and he hurriedly took a step back and looked at the beggar, "In my heart?" Is there any mistake? I, the playboy, have never seen such a disgusting scene, how can I have such a dream, it must be you who are to blame! ”
"Oh? So you don't like this scene, huh? The beggar looked suddenly enlightened.
Chen Xuanyi glanced at him: "Nonsense! ”
"Then you can just change the scene, it's your dream anyway, you just have to fantasize about a scene," the beggar said and grinned again.
After hearing the beggar's words, Chen Xuanyi closed his eyes in disbelief, he thought to himself that the hall on the first floor of his house was brighter, okay, he was going to work.
Then the whole space began to distort, and the dark alley gradually brightened and disappeared......
The scene in the dream became the hall on the first floor of Chen Xuanyi's house......
"This is your home, huh? What a rich kid, hey, why did you change my look. ”
At this time, the beggar old man has been changed by Chen Xuanyi's thoughts, and has become a white-haired old man, with a simple white coat and a folding fan in his hand, like an old master who taught in ancient times.
Seeing that he had the ability to change his dreams, Chen Xuanyi couldn't help but rejoice, it was really an interesting dream, and it was the first time to have such a realistic dream.
"Of course, I don't want a dirty beggar to come to my house and be blamed by my mother for getting dirty, by the way, who are you?" Chen Xuanyi said and sat down on the sofa.
"Well, that's reasonable, my name is Na Weng......" The old man nodded, said very casually, and then began to leisurely visit the high-end and golden hall of Chen Xuanyi's house.
"Naon? I don't know, what are you doing in my dreams? You can't be some mysterious master who gave me a dream, and then you want to teach me some peerless martial arts, right? Chen Xuanyi asked tentatively, he has always liked to read some fantasy novels, and he is keen on supernatural skills, maybe this old man is really a master, do you say yes.
Na Weng glanced at Chen Xuanyi and snorted, "You know this?" I've read too many novels! ”
Hearing this, Chen Xuanyi was stunned, but before he could be depressed, Na Weng instantly sat on the sofa opposite him and looked at him across the tea table.
"But you guessed it right, hehe," Naon said with a sudden grin.
"I'll go! Instantaneous!! Forget it, it's a dream anyway, it's not surprising" Chen Xuanyi exclaimed in his heart, and then realized that it was a dream, and calmed down again.
Chen Xuanyi felt that this old man seemed to be a little improper, so he pouted and said, "Don't lie to me, I don't read much."
"What am I lying to you about, I am proficient in all kinds of martial arts in this world, and I want to be an old man on the Internet...... No, it's an old cow," Na Weng said proudly.
Chen Xuanyi rolled his eyes, this old man is quite foreign, and he knows the vertical and horizontal network, no, this old man is obviously bragging, and he has no credibility at all, Chen Xuanyi decided in his heart that this old man must be a big fool.
Naon's eyes narrowed slightly, and his expression became mysterious, "I'll tell you a secret!" ”
"The secret of Shenma? Ultraman has a crush on Big Big Wolf? Chen Xuanyi said disdainfully.
"The secret I'm going to talk about, young man, is about the survival of all mankind."
Chen Xuanyi pretended to be frightened, "Oh? The four-legged snake eats fairy water and then transforms into Godzilla? And then ate all of humanity? ”
"Full of nonsense! The secret is this, in the near future, the world you live in will face a great catastrophe, and the evil spirits will be resurrected......"
Chen Xuanyi interrupted Na Weng's words and said, "Chiyou reappeared, the Three Realms confronted it, and in the end, the Three Realms were all defeated by Chiyou, at this time, the Super Saiyan descended from the sky to defeat Chiyou and save the common people, right?" ”
“…… A bunch of nonsense, you continue to listen to me, the evil spirit is resurrected, the scourge is born, the earth is fissioned, and mankind is about to face the catastrophe of annihilation......" Naon was not angry, but very serious.
Seeing him like this, Chen Xuanyi almost couldn't help laughing, so let's cooperate with him, "Dare to ask the master, what is the best way to resolve this disaster?" ”
"There is a way, as long as I teach you peerless skills, you can become a savior, incarnate a righteous beautiful girl, defeat the evil forces, save the common people, and benefit mankind!" Naon fanned his fan and said loudly.
"Nima, it's because you've read too many novels, since you were so bullish in the rivers and lakes back then, wouldn't it be okay for you to come out and become a beautiful girl when the disaster comes."
Chen Xuanyi was messy, he wondered if his brain was abnormal? How can the character in the dream be more blind than his father.
"No, no, no, the old man has no physical ...... for a long time"
Na Weng disappeared just as he was about to continue talking, and then the scene in Chen Xuanyi's dream also disappeared.
"it!! Who the woke me up with a paper ball, and I'm still studying the development of humanity with the master! ”
Chen Xuanyi, who was woken up from sleep, was very unhappy, he raised his head and looked around, the candidates were doing the questions seriously, and looked at the podium, the invigilator was buttoning his toes.
Chen Xuanyi turned his head to look behind him, Hu Shiqi actually sat behind him, Hu Shiqi stared at him, and then silently stretched out his index finger and pointed to the wall clock on the podium.
Chen Xuanyi turned her head along Hu Shiqi's fingers, Nima!! It's already ten o'clock, and the exam is over in an hour! Fortunately, Hu Shiqi woke him up......
There is still an hour left in the first exam, Chinese, but Chen Xuanyi's name has not even been written on the test paper