May exams
Getting up at five o'clock in the morning is a cruel thing for the freshmen of the vocational high school, once back to the third year of junior high school before the high school entrance examination, every morning the head teacher's commissioner cries wolf howls to wake us up, we hate the commissioner's professionalism has already destroyed his nine clans of murderous intentions, and I also think that I have been addicted to the mouth.
One morning our great correspondent also slept over, we slept happily, what to do morning exercises, what to eat breakfast, what morning reading class, what class, we more than a dozen boys all slept hard, a sleep until the last class at noon, this is the coolest sleep since the vocational high school, it is strange to say, I woke up early on Saturdays and Sundays, I couldn't sleep, only during the usual study period, I always slept very well.
A dozen of us boys washed up and went to the classroom in a rare unity. Our great correspondent muttered, "How did I fall asleep?" "Our homeroom teacher chose this boy as a spy and commissioner, because this boy gets up on time at half past five every day and goes to the classroom at five forty-five to read early, rain or shine. Our homeroom teacher came to the classroom before 6 o'clock for three or four consecutive days and saw him in the classroom, and the other boys were still dreaming in the quilt. The head teacher immediately authorized this boy to supervise our boys to get up on time, since he accepted the authorization of the head teacher, he was extremely dedicated, and offended us boys, so he also became a loner chivalrous. He slept with us today, and we had a lot of comfort in our hearts. This good boy is Chen Biao, and we will all become him Brother Biao in the future.
Back in the classroom, the head teacher was already there waiting for the rabbit, we had prepared for the worst on the way, nothing more than to be scolded in front of the whole class of girls, this punishment of our manly husband was unbearable, each of us boys returned to their seats, bowed their heads. The classroom was silent, and there was an ominous sign that a storm was about to come and the wind would fill the building.
The head teacher stood in front of the podium, stared at all our boys over and over again, and after a long time, said, "If you want to sleep, go home and sleep, are your parents paying to send you here to sleep?" We are a place for learning in the school, not a hotel or a place for you to retire, just because of a dozen of you, I don't have the face to go to the office, in the morning to the grade director down to the substitute teacher asked me what's going on, I'm embarrassed to say that my students are still sleeping, today I'll see how long you can sleep, if anyone else hasn't woken up, you can continue to go back to sleep now, my face is all you lost, if you don't come to the morning, forget it, early reading and normal classes are not on, Tomorrow is not going home directly, the students of other classes are racing against time to prepare for the monthly exam, what about you, one by one, every day leisurely, do you want to mix things like in junior high school for three years, if you have this thought, either leave the class or put away this thought, my class does not leave black sheep. ”
The head teacher spat out the lotus flower and talked about the big training, and then began to take a few typical knives, which is regarded as a chicken and monkey, the head teacher's eyes were fixed on Li Xiaowei, Li Xiaowei's head shrank low, and he couldn't wait to take off his head and hide it in the desk for a while, and then take out his head and put it up. The head teacher said angrily to Li Xiaowei: "How did you do it as a squad leader, did you do it like this?" Don't do it, from today Wang Yahui will serve as the leader of our class, that who, your labor committee member should not do it, from today Zhang Ping will serve as the labor committee member of our class, from today to before the monthly exam, all the sanitation of our class will be cleaned by you, in the morning I saw that Director Geng specially applied for the sanitation of the office on the fourth floor and allocated it to you to clean for a month, I tell you, if I am not satisfied with the cleaning, the sanitation of our class will be cleaned by you in the next three years, unless you transfer shifts or go home, I'm so angry, from tomorrow onwards, I won't ask anyone to supervise you to get up early, to see how long you can sleep, I promise that no matter when you go to sleep, I won't wake you up, at that time I can only call every one of your parents to pick up someone, our school can't teach you. ”
This time, we thoroughly understood the methods of the head teacher, and a dozen or so of our boys who used to laugh at the class were treated and bowed down.
The next morning, we more than a dozen boys were very conscious and active before six o'clock to the classroom to "hard" read, after doing morning exercises, we went to the cafeteria to eat well, eleven boys were divided into two groups, one group is responsible for the health of the office on the fourth floor, one group is responsible for the health of the class, although Han Wei's labor committee member was dismissed on the spot, but we still spontaneously hired him as a labor consultant, responsible for inspecting our sanitation and cleaning, we carry forward the revolutionary tradition of not being afraid of hardship and tiredness, and the sanitation and cleaning are spotless. The head of grade in the office on the fourth floor and the teachers of other classes gave us high praise, and the cleaning in the class was unanimously praised by the female colleagues, who all thought that we were all good at hygiene, and said that we had more room for development in hygiene than studying.
Tomorrow we will finally have a monthly exam, and after the exam, we don't have to go to the classroom before six o'clock to read early, we can sleep more, and the labor reform will also be released after completing the sentence. We dozen boys have been walking on thin ice for most of the month, and we really don't want to clean anymore.
The last evening self-study, the head teacher suddenly came to the classroom, generally the evening self-study is not the class teacher's class, she will not come, tonight is a little different, now we develop a habit, as long as the head teacher should not appear at the time, we boys are consciously reflecting on themselves, to see if there is anything to discredit the class.
The head teacher only said a few words and left, about tomorrow's monthly exam, one is not allowed to hand in the paper early, the second is not allowed to leave blanks on the test paper, and the third is that the Chinese composition must be written to the full. We all feel inexplicable when we hear it, but it must be carried out. This is a typical overlord clause, we can barely do it if we don't hand in the paper early, as for the test paper, it is too strong to leave blanks, it is normal for us to leave a lot of blanks in the strength of our grades, otherwise how to take the vocational high school, but it doesn't matter, there are countermeasures under the policy, we used to take the exam to write a large number of blanks, and we can use up one-third of the essay grid are extraordinary, but now we are required to occupy the entire grid militarily, a little difficult but we will overcome it.
After the evening self-study, we went to the dormitory to have a standing discussion meeting, and after intense discussion and consultation, we finally came up with a countermeasure to deal with the three overlord clauses of the class teacher.
The monthly examination is over for most of the day, and the monthly examination of our vocational high school does not take the selected major, only three languages can be tested for one test, and the results can come out on the same day, the monthly examination is over, and our labor punishment is due, so I don't have to get up early, and I feel relaxed physically and mentally at the moment.
The next morning, after three classes, our monthly exam papers were all in hand, and many students' test papers were crossed by the enemy with red pens. It's miserable, and I'm indispensable among them. The monthly exam is over, and it must be followed by the criticism meeting held by the class.
The last class of the morning is the world of the head teacher, we all look forward to coming a little later, time is always so stubborn, we want her to live slower, but she runs desperately, we want her to go faster, but she is like a turtle.
The head teacher stood in front of the podium for a while, looked at the notebook in hand, and said, "The boys' three test papers have been handed in." ”
Eleven of us boys handed in the papers, each of them was nervous, the head teacher sent our test papers to all the girls to enjoy, the girls in the class watched and had fun, which made us very embarrassed.
Our test papers were appreciated, and the head teacher said: "Look at your scores, and then look at what your test papers do, the teachers who corrected the papers bent over with a smile when they saw your test papers, Li Xiaowei, you tell us how your test papers are not blank." ”
Li Xiaowei stood up, lowered his head, didn't look at his classmates or teachers, and said for a long time: "I don't know how to copy the original test questions in the blank space, I copy the reading comprehension articles on the test paper in the blank space of the composition, and copy the original questions if I don't know English." The head teacher asked Chen Xi, Chen Tianpeng, Wu Liwu, and Qiao Xiaoyu all in the same way.
Why is it always men who are injured, in the spirit of confession, leniency, and strict resistance, Wu Liwu recruited all.
The head teacher knew that we had a seminar in order to deal with her three exam rules, and the beauty of Xi Shi changed, this time, the head teacher did not punish all our boys, the sudden favor, we were flattered, but the head teacher dropped a cruel word, if the midterm exam was so for her, the old account and the new account were calculated together, and our class also achieved a good ranking in the monthly exam, the average score of our class ranked fifth, and five classes of the whole grade of high school participated in the monthly exam.
In the afternoon, a ridiculous notice came out on the blackboard, which read: "After dinner, the class leader held a class meeting for us, and proposed constructive improvement measures for the failure of this monthly exam, and jointly signed Wang Yahui, Shi Jieqiong, Xiong Weijuan, Li Lin, and Zhang Ping." ”
Half an hour after dinner is our rest time, several female classmates do this is a violation of labor law, we boys unanimously voted to resolutely protect our legitimate rights and interests, resolutely protect our precious toilet time.
Chen Xi picked up the blackboard and wiped the bones of the cigarette, and a few of us boys erected a big mother and son for his feat. Wang Yahui calmly walked in front of us and said lightly: "This is what the head teacher means, you look at it, if there are students absent in the afternoon, it is not to see the notice, Chen Xi, that is your responsibility." After saying that, he walked away, Chen Xi picked up the chalk and re-wrote, we heard that it was the head teacher, and our sense of rights protection instantly went bankrupt.
The guns fired at the class meeting were all aimed at our boys, and we originally wanted to shoot the case and severely reprimand a few yellow-haired girls, for the sake of the head teacher in the classroom, we all gave the head teacher face and did not get mad.
There is really no place for boys in our freshman class, and there is still a squad leader and a labor committee member who are the forces of our boys, but after a lazy sleep, the squad leader and the labor committee members were all dismissed on the spot, and we boys now have no power at all in the first class of high school, and let the women slaughter them. Some people say, "Where there is oppression, there is resistance," but in our first (1) class of high school, we will never resist if there is oppression, and we use ourselves to prove this sentence wrong.
In the morning, the students in the classroom are talking about the honor list, saying who has taken the exam and how many prizes, who has been on the honor list in each class, although the average score of our class is the penultimate one, but Shi Jieqiong, Li Lin, Xiong Weijuan, my cousin Wang Surong, are the first prize, the second prize and the third prize There are more than ten people in total. It's a little regrettable that there are so many award-winning students in our class, and the only thing missing is a male award-winning representative. Our bearing is relatively large, and we are not depressed, and we are all enthusiastic as guests to congratulate and cheer. In the process of awarding the awards, as long as the girls in our class won the award, all of us boys did their best to applaud warmly, and put aside the contradictions among the people for the time being. In 1937, Little Japan invaded China in an all-out way, and the Kuomintang and ** cooperated again to fight devils together, and the internal contradictions among the people were put aside first.
After the awards, I returned to the classroom, picked up the first prize of my neighbor at the same table and admired it happily, Wang Surong saw that I was so happy, and asked, "Why are you happier than me." ”
"Hey, it's hard to put into words, it's been more than eight years, and I finally met a tablemate who won the first prize, how can I not be happy."
Wang Surong smiled and said, "Then you should study hard." ”
"I'll forget it, don't you have a tablemate?" After I finished speaking, I saw Wang Surong coldly, and the cute smiling face just now was gone, so I picked up the book and pretended to study. The girl is just strange, happy one second and cold as snow the next.
The classroom is bustling with the winners, the head teacher then arrived, we paused the noise, the head teacher told us to go to get the professional book in batches after lunch, the major is about to start classes recently, we have never seen what "Marketing" looks like, the mood is a little expectant, every day the number of languages outside the class takes turns to make us a little tired, the major has started, we can also change the taste.
In the afternoon, we couldn't wait to get the books, there are a lot of professional books, there are several "marketing", "basic accounting", "economic law", "international trade", "e-commerce", the first two are the main force, the other three are selected to learn some of the chapters, five books, we thought that we would add a few new teachers to join the battle, it turned out that there were only Director Bi and another Teacher Zhu, that Teacher Zhu was the one who was surrounded by many girls on the day I and Han Wei went to sign up. The specific start time of the class has not yet been decided, but we got some scandals in advance, it is said that our professional class in the first year of high school may be held together with the students of the second year of high school, we think it doesn't matter, there are many people, and we are also looking forward to meeting the senior sisters of the second year of high school.
I was reading the new book I had just received, and I heard a shout in front of me, it turned out that the representative of the Chinese class was urging Chen Tianpeng to teach last week's composition text, Chen Tianpeng said angrily: "I can't write, how can I give it to you, you can take as much as you want to the teacher to change, can you not worry about other things?" Qiao Xiaoyu interjected: "Chen Tianpeng is angry at others, every time the class representative hands in the homework book, the teacher will count it after correcting it, and the teacher will naturally find the class representative, the composition will not be written by himself, you can copy a copy from the composition book, I have always done this, I don't think you want the class teacher to talk to you because of this." ”
Chen Tianpeng looked at Shi Jieqiong and said, "I'll hand it over to you between classes in the next class." Shi Jieqiong nodded, Qiao Xiaoyu saw her return to her seat, Chen Tianpeng patted Qiao Xiaoyu's shoulder and said with a wicked smile: "When did you become chivalrous, I agreed to submit the essay for the sake of your face." Qiao Xiaoyu said: "Chen Xi has a complete book of compositions there, you can borrow it and copy it." Chen Tianpeng said: "What to copy, I will learn from it." "The current plagiarism is said to be very elegant, just like the remake and plagiarism of current film and television dramas, it is not called plagiarism, it is called a tribute to the classics, but in essence, it is a waste of the classics but shamelessly said tribute.
Back in her seat, Qiao Xiaoyu's eyes ran to Shi Jieqiong, Shi Jieqiong is a girl with an elegant temperament, with short and refined hair, usually doesn't talk much, her gestures are elegant, her voice is elegant, and her face is always slightly shy like cherry blossoms when she smiles. When she was in class, Qiao Xiaoyu's eyes were not looking at the blackboard, but more time she was looking at Shi Jieqiong in front of her, but she didn't bother her, and Qiao Xiaoyu never deliberately approached the conversation between classes, which looked good for Qiao Xiaoyu.
Chen Tianpeng can see Qiao Xiaoyu's mind at a glance, it is no wonder that in the emotional game, we are all academics, and we know some superficial theories without practical knowledge, but Chen Tianpeng is a former practical school, therefore, he is respected and envied among all our boys, and he is not modest at all, and often popularizes his love growth history with us. There is a passage in which he often teaches us according to our aptitude as a teaching material.
According to Chen Tianpeng, as soon as the high school entrance examination in the third year of junior high school ended, he went to Shanghai to play with her sister, her sister is a hotel lobby manager, she rents a house to live outside, every time her sister rests, she always brings her sisters and colleagues back to play, many times, Chen Tianpeng and her sister's colleagues are familiar with each other, Chen Tianpeng is more than one meter seven tall, handsome figure and face, for a long time, a Shandong girl named Pan Yunfeng played with him very well, at first this girl was with Chen Tianpeng's sister and colleagues came to play, slowly, This girl also came to play with Chen Tianpeng alone, they went out to play together when they were free, went to see the Oriental Pearl together, went to the Bund to see the ebb and flow of the Huangpu River, went to Nanjing Pedestrian Street together, went shopping together, time was like a naughty child, in a blink of an eye, Chen Tianpeng's vacation was over and he would go back to study.
The night before leaving, this girl accompanied Chen Tianpeng to eat together, spent the night together, and the only night, for the girl, love is love, love someone, if the time is not right, the person is wrong, there may be nothing left except memory, maybe this is enough.
Monday morning morning reading class, the class leader came back from the office on the fourth floor, after our secret visit, it turned out that the major finally started today, and the scandal spread some time ago was also confirmed, we really took professional classes with the senior sisters and brothers in the second year of high school, and we had to go to a large classroom on the second floor to take professional classes. I learned from the class leader Wang Yahui that we took professional classes with the sophomore year of high school. The school's motivation for doing this is that they want us to study for an extra year, and second, they don't believe in our learning ability at all.
The professional course has not yet been attended, the class representatives have been decided, and the representatives of the Chinese class and the mathematics class are part-time representatives of the professional courses. "Marketing" and "E-commerce" are courses led by a teacher, our director Bi. "Basic Accounting", "Economic Law" and "International Trade" were led by a teacher, our teacher Zhu.
We boys were thinking about the five books in the professional class, why should we also make a class representative to decorate the boys' self-esteem, but it turned out to be in vain again. This is the bad habit that has been cultivated since ancient times, a very small number of people are full of small cards of position and power, and the vast majority of people have zero chances, these characters full of titles have not seen anything important for the benefit of the country and the people except for swaggering and deception, and now this representative of that expert is thankful as long as he does not talk nonsense.
We look forward to the stars and the moon, look forward to taking professional classes, and look forward to learning and progress with our sisters day and night.