Chapter 243: The 188th Girlfriend
Chapter 243 188th Girlfriend
This crisp and loud sound completely stunned Wang Dongyong. [Ran^Text^Library] []
On his face, five bright red marks immediately appeared.
"You, you?" Looking at the purple-clothed woman who suddenly appeared in front of him, with her hands on her hips, and staring at her menacingly, Wang Dongyong's mind went blank all of a sudden.
"Wang Dongyong, is there really you? So soon, you're hooking up with a little slut again, huh? Ding Dang pinched his throat and said.
"You, who are you?" Wang Dongyong only felt that the woman in front of him was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen her before.
"You forgot about me, did you? Yes, of course you can't remember me, you went to accompany Xiaowei on Monday, went to Xiaoling on Tuesday, Xiaocui on Wednesday, and that chubby girl Xiaohong on Thursday, why, changed another one today? Ding Dang's eyes widened, looking at the frightened petite woman Xiaoli, "I said, girl, how can you be with such a big pervert?" How many women he slept with, do you know? If you don't know, I'll tell you, I'm his 188th woman, and you're the 189th! ”
“189?” The little woman named Xiaoli was frightened, and then, she actually cried, twisted her head and ran away.
"Xiaoli, Xiaoli, don't run!" Wang Dongyong was in a hurry and immediately caught up.
With a bang, he tripped over something again, and as soon as he fell forward, he fell to the floor.
Ding Dang withdrew his legs, crossed his arms, and looked at Wang Dongyong who fell to the ground with a smile.
"Surnamed Wang, what's the matter, you have also tasted the bitter fruit of being abandoned now, right? You Chen Shimei, you deserve it! ”
"Who are you?" Wang Dongyong was annoyed and immediately sat up, "Why do you want to make trouble?" ”
"I'm your 188th girlfriend, huh?" Ding Dangsao shook his wig and twisted his waist, like that, how bewitching and bewitching.
"I'm sorry, sir, I'll help you up." The saleswoman saw Wang Dongyong fall to the ground, and hurriedly stepped forward to help him.
Wang Dongyong pushed the female saleswoman away, opened his angry eyes, and stared at Ding Dang.
The saleswoman also turned her head, and when she saw this demon-like beautiful man, her heart also chuckled. Wow, why don't you say that people are piles and depend on clothes? As soon as this man put on this dress and put on this wig, he was so beautiful. If you wear a little bit of such clothes, put on makeup, and pull a skin on your whole face, then it's not a pheasant turning into a phoenix, and you don't have to worry about finding a boyfriend?
This woman doesn't look in the mirror, just like her, you can't become a beauty even if you wear this dress?
"Okay, I won't play with you anymore, then you can see the true face of my Lushan." As he spoke, Ding Dang took off his wig and looked at each other with a smile.
"Huh? Yes, it's you, the little security guard? As soon as he saw Ding Dang's true face, Wang Dongyong was so frightened that he stepped back.
This little security guard is amazing, he has learned it. The anger that he had just raised was ruthlessly extinguished in an instant.
"It's me, my name is Ding Dang, and I'm Liu Lingling's classmate." Ding Dang stepped forward and grabbed Wang Dongyong's collar, "Your memory is not bad." ”
"You, what are you going to do?"
"The surname is Wang, I didn't expect you to be quite popular? You tricked Lingling into it, and you accompanied that Qin Li again, and now, you are playing with this Xiaoli again? You kid, I can't wait to castrate you with one sword! ”
"Don't, don't!" Wang Dongyong let out a howl like killing a pig.
Around, a group of people soon gathered around and began to point.
"Oh, why is that woman holding a man? What a fierce woman, such a strong woman? Don't come here to catch a traitor, right? ”
"However, this woman is really good-looking, but how can she have short hair? It's the same as Brother Chun. ”
Ding Dang's keen ears had already heard the movement, and he jerked his head back and glared at the gossiping spectators.
"You can see clearly, Lao Tzu is a man, a man!" "Huh? Male? Those who watched the excitement were taken aback, "Such a peugeot boy, don't you belong to the Shemale Art Troupe, right?" ”
"Fuck off, fuck me!" When Ding Dang heard this, he was annoyed and glared angrily.
The men were so frightened that they ran away.
"Lao Tzu is not a shemale." Ding Dang turned his head and glared at Wang Dongyong, "You say, is Lao Tzu a man?" ”
"Yes, yes." Where did Wang Dongyong dare to say nothing.
"Are you a man?" Ding Dang's words stunned Wang Dongyong.
"What? I, I don't understand. ”
"Listen to me, if you me off, I can make you a woman now, no, it's not a man or a woman. Do you understand? Ding Dang gritted his teeth and said.
He is like this, he lives like an impermanent ghost who asks for his life, and Wang Dongyong is scared when he sees it.
"Okay, okay, you, how much money you want, I, I can give it to you." Wang Dongyong said tremblingly.
"Give me money?" Ding Dang was annoyed, "Does Lao Tzu lack your money?" ”
"So, what do you want? No, not you, you want to ??????? with me Wang Dongyong's imaginative mind turned really fast.
Why is this little security guard wearing a woman's clothes? Could it be that he is really a transstite?
It is said on the Internet that some company CEOs and government officials look like people, and they are all in suits and leather shoes when they go to work, and they look like hegemons. But after work, I put on women's clothes in private, which is called "cross-dressing and decompression", which is actually transvestite.
This little security guard Ding Dang is dressed like this now, is he also a transvestite?
Many transvestite men also have a homosexual penchant. Could it be, he, is he going to ?????? with me? That's it?
The more Wang Dongyong thought about it, the more scared he became, and he almost cried.
"Nima's, just a guy like you, I'm too lazy to explode your chrysanthemums. If you want to explode, you might as well invite a dog to explode your chrysanthemum. By the way, doesn't your girlfriend Qin Li have a big black dog? Does that guy also like to explode your chrysanthemum? Ding Dang tilted his head and said, "Oh, that guy was killed by my master, and he can't explode." ”
"Qin, Qin Li's dog?" When Wang Dongyong heard the dog, his face changed.
"You kid, aren't you afraid that I will tell Qin Li about today's events? This woman is very vindictive, if she knew about you, she would definitely tear your kid to pieces! ”
"Huh?" Ding Dang's words frightened Wang Dongyong's face green.
"You, you can spare me. As long as you don't tell her what you saw today, I'll promise you whatever you want, and I'll agree to everything. Wang Dongyong said almost pleadingly.
Ding Dang knew that he had stepped on the other party's weakness, he smiled, "It's hard to say, I'm a person, I just have a problem, my mouth doesn't guard the door." I can't promise I won't tell you about today. ”
"You, how much money do you need? I can give it to you. Wang Dongyong said, "As long as you don't say it, I can give you money now." ”
"Give money?" Ding Dang glanced around, "If I take your money, isn't that tantamount to extortion?" I'm not going to do anything that is illegal. ”
"So, what do you want?"
Ding Dang's eyes rolled, turned his head, and stretched out his finger to point at the female saleswoman who was still in a daze.
"I don't want money, I, as long as she ??????"
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