These two strange guests, one is Xie Bald's middle-aged uncle, who is slightly chubby and dressed in a crumpled suit; The other is a middle-aged woman with an old-fashioned expression, wearing a neat women's suit and her hair combed to a good shine.

When they entered the door, the two reported to themselves: "Hello, I am Chen Dafa from the Non-Human Tax Division, and this is Feng Ciling." ”

Non-Human Taxation Division!? An institution that taxes demons and aliens? I never knew it before!

After letting the two in, Worm Ting served two cups of tea, the two nodded politely and thanked them, and then the four of them sat opposite them, staring at the two dusty faces, waiting for them to speak.

Chen Dafa said: "Several of them are demons, we already know this in advance, and the purpose of our visit this time is to collect income tax from Mr. Lu." ”

"Wait a minute!" Lu Su said, "I have already paid personal income tax, why do I have to pay it more because I am a demon, discriminatory policies?" ”

"Mr. Lu thinks too much, this tax is used for the welfare of demons. Many demons do not have a stable income, in order to prevent these demons from committing crimes because they can't eat enough, so we pay a basic security fund every month, and the source of this money is this tax income! ”

I had heard the old man talk about the issue of the guarantee fund before, and I had the impression that Lu Su had always thought that it was issued by a few high-ranking demon elders, and it was the human agency that managed it for a long time...... It's no wonder how can a demon who is about to start fighting when he meets be organized.

"The state still has such an organ?" Lu Su asked in surprise.

"Of course, the ruler of every country must face up to the non-human citizens of his territory."

"What he said was true." The old man said.

"Hey, bald." Jin Duan said, "You small human beings, don't you fear being killed when you deal with demons every day? ”

Chen Dafa scratched his head: "After all, it's work, Miss, the danger you said is indeed there, but in fact, the demons who have a lot of business in human society are the type that are willing to integrate into the human world and live a stable life, and it is actually quite safe to deal with such demons." ”

"Humans are so cunning." Jin Duan stretched out his hand to pat his bald head, but was stopped by Lu Su...... However, these two people were treated so impolitely and didn't get angry, which shows that they are also professionally trained, and they know that the objects are goods that cannot be messed with. Compared to the civil servants who serve the human race, these people who serve the demons are really gentle-tempered.

"How much tax are you going to charge me?" Lu Su asked.

Chen Dafa gave his colleague a look, Feng Ciling immediately took out the documents from the briefcase, obviously the two had a division of labor, the sloppy uncle was responsible for the rhetoric, and the strict aunt was responsible for dealing with the numbers.

She handed over a document, which was Lu Su's income, and she said: "Demons with a monthly income of less than 10,000 are not taxed, 10,000 to 50,000 are levied at 0.5 percent, 50,000 to 200,000 is 1 percent, and more than 200,000 is 4 percent!" ”

"That's a lot!"

"Hey, it's really harsh and fierce!" Worm Ting memorized a sentence.

"Little sister, you can't say that." Chen Dafa smiled bitterly, and she stuck out her tongue.

After calculating, there is a lot of money to be paid every month, but Lu Su is still willing to pay...... Although it is a very painful calculation. When going through the formalities, Chen Dafa said lightly: "You guys are really easy to talk to, some demons deliberately avoid us, and they can't find anyone after running several times, which is really nerve-wracking." ”

"Are you going to go elsewhere today?" Lu Su asked.

"Fate? Don't talk nonsense! A year ago, we had to run the list of eligible demons in C City, which was very hard. ”

"Don't work hard, serve the people."

"It's like we should say that."

"Well, it's all handed over, can I ask? What will happen to me if I don't pay this tax? ”…,

"Not good!"

"Oh......" Lu Su looked thoughtful.

"It's better not to make it next time." Jin Duan said in a low voice.

After sending them away, the old man said, "I said these people would come." ”

"It's the first time I've ever known of such an organization."

"Me too." Jin Xuan said.

"It's the first time I've learned that people have to be taxed when they grow up." Insect Ting said.

"You've learned a profound lesson."

"Is this a good thing?" She asked.

"Who knows!"

If it is a good thing, but handing over a sum of money without any sense of doing good, I don't know if this organization is transparent or not...... It can only be regarded as a necessary lesson to survive in this world.

"Hey!" Jin Duan said, "So don't those two have a list of rich people in their bags?" ”

"It should be."

"Grab the list, and then grab it according to the name on it, won't you get rich?"

has a long life, has accumulated a lot of wisdom, and has more physical strength and aura advantages in one-on-one interpersonal relationships, not to mention individual demon skills that can be used to make a fortune, there should be many rich people in the demon class.

"The question is, who dares to mess with the demons!" Lu Su said.

Insect Ting said that she was going to buy firecrackers and fireworks for the New Year, and Jin Duan said, "How old are you to play these?" ”

"Three years old! Our family buys it every year. ”

"I can't just set you on fire and throw it into the sky, why buy those!"

"Buy it with me, it's fun!"

"It's so troublesome!" Lu Su said that fireworks have been a thing since he was a child, and in the past two years, the buildings in the city have become more and more dense, and they are basically not released, "We can play something else, such as Dota and monsters to abuse people!" ”

"It's not all a game!"

"Worm Ting, you should also grow up, and children only set off fireworks." He taught earnestly.

"Hmph, I'll buy it alone!"

Saying that, a person ran away, and Jin Duan said to Lu Su, "You go with her." ”

"Why don't you go?"

"I'm too lazy to go, the snow hasn't melted outside, so I really don't want to go out."

"Okay, I'll go!"

Jumping from the balcony, just in front of Worm Ting, Lu Su said, "Little friend, I'll accompany you to buy it." ”

"Yay!" She said happily.

This girl seems to be very serious about the New Year, and she prepares for everything, is this a manifestation of her love for life? Insect Ting, who was dressed in a white curly suit, walked ahead on the snow, and her figure seemed to melt with the snow all over the world. As the saying goes, snow is not cold, and the cold around penetrates into the clothes and invades the body, Lu Su feels a burst of cold, but the insect in front of him walks calmly, Lu Su asked, "Aren't you cold?" ”

"Not at all!"

Lu Su grabbed a handful of snow from a car and stuffed it into her collar while she was unprepared.

I thought she would scream "wow", but she turned her face as if she was unresponsive: "Huh? You're trying to hurt me? He went to hold the snowball and prepare for revenge.

"Don't, I'm just experimenting...... Is your constitution hot and cold not invasive? ”

"I used to be afraid of the cold, but this year I don't seem to be afraid of the cold at all, you touch it."

She stretched out her hand, and the palm of her hand was cold, as if her body temperature was integrated with her surroundings, so she couldn't feel the cold.

"Could it be for that reason?"

"Which one?"

"Do you remember the Yan Baixue that was swallowed by you, his prototype is an ice cube, it's not good that you absorbed his attributes, and now you are not afraid of cold or heat."

"I see!" With a sudden expression, she suddenly shook her hand, and a snowball hit Lu Su's face, "Give it back to you!" Ha ha! ”

"You wait, I'll pay you back tenfold."

It's really a loss to have a snowball fight with people who are not hot and cold, if you are not afraid of the cold, the lethality of the snowball will be greatly reduced, and it will end in Lu Su's begging for mercy in the end. …,

Lu Su took her to the place where fireworks were sold in City C, and when she saw the dazzling array of fireworks, Insect Ting was so excited that she didn't know why.

"Can I buy this? I want this too, and this! This one must be. "She's holding a horrific gadget like a hive missile.

"Do you have to take such a big one, now the fireworks are controlled, and you can't put it too big."

"What happens if you let it go?"

"You'll be arrested and shot!"

"Ah, don't be this big." She picked up a slightly smaller cupola, which was actually quite large, "Take this." ”

"Isn't this huge, too...... Forget it, just take this, we should be fine when we go to the roof and put it on the roof. ”

"Oh, let's take the big one just now."

"You've got to get an inch!"

"I'll take this one, please." She said pitifully with the largest cupola in her arms.

"Do you have to do this?"

The largest one is a toy in Worm Ting's eyes, but a weapon in Lu Su's eyes, which is too dangerous. finally persuaded her to buy a smaller one, but then the boss suddenly said: "The big one is two hundred, and the small one is two hundred and five." ”

"Why is it so cheap?"

"Because it's waiting for someone who is destined!" The boss replied in a deep voice.

"Lu Su, let's save some money and buy a big one."

"Good!" In the end, she was defeated.

"Great, I can buy an extra string of firecrackers with the money I saved." She said with a smile.

“……”

It was later found out that this big production date was ten years ago! In other words, since the fireworks control in City C, no one has bought this terrifying big thing for ten years, and Lu Su really wanted to light a string of firecrackers and throw it at the stall of the black-hearted boss.

……

At the same time, in an underground parking lot, the two people who had just gone to Lu Su's house to collect taxes fell to the ground, with a circle of iron chains wrapped around their bodies, and the documents in their briefcases were scattered all over the ground.

"Ah, this person named Lu Su hasn't stolen it yet, so let's just do it tonight."

"Hey, you're a demon!" Chen Dafa said, "It is illegal to do this kind of thing. ”

"Can you put me in jail?" As he spoke, Xiao Zhengtai shook the list in his hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and got up to leave, "By the way, my demon skills will be automatically lifted in a few hours, so you can stay honest." ”