Chapter 40: Crazy QQ Chat
Wu Shishan felt that watching Qin Yifeng chat was the stupidest thing she had done in her life, how could someone chat to the point of being constantly blacked out?
Red Storm: Hello.
Red Storm: Who are you?
Red Storm: Why are you in my QQ?
The other end of the network: neuropathy!
Wu Shishan watched it for more than half an hour, and found that Qin Yifeng also said hello to every netizen, and then asked who others were, and finally asked others how they were in their QQ.
And Qin Yifeng didn't feel that his behavior had affected Wu Shishan at all, and he still chatted happily, although his typing speed is not fast now, he still uses the two-fingered chan technique to chat with netizens, and many times netizens haven't answered his questions, and netizens' avatars have turned black, but he doesn't mind at all, and he still keeps looking for new netizens.
There are no restrictions on the netizens he is looking for, regardless of men and women, age, location, as long as he can add it, he will add it, but after adding it, he will continue to repeat those questions.
Red Storm: Hello.
Red Storm: Who are you?
Red Storm: Why are you in my QQ?
It's the other end of the network again: Are you a five-series idiot?
Wu Shishan calculated, together with the Cantonese-speaking netizen just now, Qin Yifeng has been scolded by more than 30 people, and there are as many as 17 local dialects used by netizens to scold him.
"Yifeng, I'm sleepy!" Wu Shishan was no longer interested in watching Qin Yifeng chat QQ, so she hinted that he was going to leave to let himself rest, who knew that Qin Yifeng was chatting happily, and he didn't look back and just said: "Then Sister Shan, you go to sleep first, I'll sleep later." ”
"Phew!" This was Wu Shishan's first reaction after hearing Qin Yifeng's answer, and after reacting, she continued: "If you don't leave, how will I sleep!" ”
Wu Shishan's words Qin Yifeng did not respond, just because he had put all his energy into the QQ chat again.
Red Storm: Hello.
Red Storm: Who are you?
Red Storm: Why are you in my QQ?
Or the other end of the network: you eat!
Wu Shishan saw that Qin Yifeng ignored herself, so she sat on the bed with a puff, and found that her eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and then the drowsiness slowly, slowly invaded her brain, "Close your eyes and rest for a while." Wu Shishan told herself, but as soon as she closed her eyes, the sleepiness became stronger and stronger, and she told herself again in her mind: "Just lie down, you must not sleep!" ”
"It should be okay to take a nap, right?" Not long after lying down, Wu Shishan was already very sad to find that this vicious battle between herself and the Sandman ended in her own failure, and in the end, Wu Shishan still fell asleep unconsciously.
Wu Shishan fell asleep, Qin Yifeng didn't know this, he still looked at the keyboard with his eyes, sometimes at the monitor, and typed with his two-finger chan magic skill.
After a long time, the sound of intensive tapping on the keyboard woke Wu Shishan up, and Wu Shishan, who was still half-asleep, closed her eyes again as soon as she opened them, and then pulled the quilt over her hand to cover her head.
One second, two less, three seconds......
Three seconds later, Wu Shishan suddenly realized that something was wrong, and the person immediately bounced up, still blaming herself for how she could fall asleep, but when she woke up and looked at Qin Yifeng again, she was completely frightened.
I saw that Qin Yifeng was no longer typing with his two-fingered magic skills, but stroked the keyboard with standard gestures, and his fingers kept tapping down the keyboard, making a thunderclapping sound. She took a closer look and found that Qin Yifeng was actually chatting with seven or eight netizens at the same time, and then looking at the content he was chatting about, it was no longer the idiotic content of "Hello, who are you, why are you in my QQ" at the beginning.
Red Storm: Which racer in history do you think has the most at stake, and which race is the most intense and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people?
Red Storm: What do you think is lacking in the development of Chinese martial arts, and why is the 5,000-year-old Chinese martial arts less influential than Karate and Taekwondo, which are foreign martial arts in the island country?
Red Storm: Who do you think is better than Western medicine in China, and how can we combine Chinese and Western medicine into one and complement each other's strengths and weaknesses?
Red Storm: Do you know how different firearms compare to each other?
Red Storm: ......
Qin Yifeng's fingers flew, constantly tapping on the keyboard, he is very happy now, through the Internet chat, he can ask many questions he is interested in, and on the other end of the network, every netizen chatting with Qin Yifeng is also because Qin Yifeng's typing speed is fast enough, as fast as Qin Yifeng is just concentrating on chatting with himself, and he is talking for a while, every question Qin Yifeng raises, as long as he understands it, will be answered by him one by one.
Wu Shishan was already stunned, the dialog box in the interface of the computer kept switching, the dialog box that appeared in a flash, and then disappeared made her dizzy, at the beginning she could still see the content of Qin Yifeng's chat with netizens, but later, Qin Yifeng's operation became faster and faster, so fast that she could only see that the interface kept changing, but she never saw a single word in Qin Yifeng's conversation with netizens.
Qin Yifeng didn't know how much fright he had caused Wu Shishan, he still chatted, added people, and then chatted one by one, and soon, Wu Shishan saw that the toolbar under the computer was densely packed, all of which were open dialog boxes, and those dialog boxes were constantly flashing, and the computer kept sending out a prompt sound when QQ received new messages.
Qin Yifeng kept chatting QQ, and didn't realize that Wu Shishan was by his side, and he didn't even know that Wu Shishan went to the flower shop to open a shop at dawn, Qin Yifeng chatted until it was dark Wu Shishan came back from the flower shop, and Wu Shishan fell asleep again.
Of course, the content of his conversation is becoming more and more extensive, from life skills to business operations, and all national policies, and with his strong learning ability, just one day of online chat has increased his knowledge a lot.
For three days, Qin Yifeng sat in front of the computer and chatted sleeplessly for three days, until the early morning of the fourth day, he said goodbye to netizens one by one, and in these three days, he chatted with nearly 300 netizens, and added more than 70 various QQ groups through the invitation of these 300 netizens, and he became the most active group friend in these more than 70 groups.
When Qin Yifeng said goodbye to netizens one by one and turned off the computer, he looked at the sky, Wu Shishan was already asleep at this time, and after seeing Wu Shishan's sleeping position, he naturally said to himself: "It turns out that it is so late, and it is a night to chat, and I am really a little tired." Until now, he didn't know that he had been talking for three days and three nights.
He covered Wu Shishan with a quilt, then felt tired, and then fell asleep on Wu Shishan's bed with a dizziness.
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