Chapter 580: Forming a group to buy a wife
Qin Yifeng found that he had become a lot more stupid after mixing with Ming Jun, just now he really thought that Ming Jun was going to pick up his wife, but when they came to Ba Ting Square again and met with a Chinese tour group, he knew what was going on.
It turned out that the Ming army did not come here to pick up his wife, but to buy a wife, which is exactly the legendary blind date tour group.
Tuanyou is a lewd man in his early thirties, the man is a little fat, a shirt can't cover his big belly, and he squints a pair of small eyes, and at a glance he knows that he is a greedy villain.
"Tour guide, when can you leave?" Ming Jun led Qin Yifeng to approach the tour guide, and when the tour guide saw Qin Yifeng, he couldn't help but be dissatisfied, and said to Ming Jun, "You are Mr. Ming, right?" How can there be one more person? ”
In fact, generally speaking, the blind date tour group from China to Vietnam has already set the price, 30,000 yuan per person in the southern region, and 5,000 more in the northern region, which includes transportation, accommodation, blind date, gift money, banquets, certificates, etc., which can be said to be more than 30,000 yuan to get people back.
But Ming Jun, a person who came to Vietnam by himself, charged him less than 15,000 yuan for transportation, so that the income of the travel house was a little less, just because of this, so the tour guide didn't like Ming Jun, not to mention one more person, "You don't want to say that two people go on a blind date with a certificate, right?" ”
"Of course not, my brother came with me temporarily, because he was in a hurry, so he didn't have time to inform you, now I'll help him make up the money back!" Ming Jun took out a large bundle of RMB from his arms, 20,000, you click it! "Brother, you don't have to be so serious, brother, I'm just joking, don't I still believe you, what to order?" As soon as the fat tour guide saw that there was money to collect, he immediately smiled, and it is no wonder that after coming to Vietnam, the travel house didn't know how much extra income he had in addition to taking people on blind dates.
Usually the souvenirs that the pit people buy, he just reported a little more money than the minimum business standard to the travel house, and the rest fell into his pocket, and now he has an extra 20,000 yuan of black income, how can he be happy?
"The dead fat man dares to cheat on his brother's money, damn, I wish you to let the customs find your 20,000 counterfeit bills when you return to China, I damn it!" Ming Jun scolded in his heart, in fact, only the first and last few of the 20,000 RMB are real, and the rest of the 19,000 are also fake.
"Brother, get in the car and get in the car, because of the special requirements of your group, we will not go to Ho Chi Minh City, go directly to the countryside to take a look at the factory area, and we will definitely find you a hard-working, clean and well-behaved virgin!"
"Then thank you brother first!" Ming Jun smiled and pushed Qin Yifeng and walked into the car.
Qin Yifeng felt that Ming Jun was very hypocritical, just now it was clear that he had murderous intent in his eyes when he paid the money, but now he laughed and got along with the fat tour guide brothers, if I changed myself, this fat tour guide dared to show me a face, I would beat him, anyway, I can't beat him, what are you afraid of?
Or maybe this is the reason why the two of them have the same personality, but Qin Yifeng can have so many friends around him, but Mingjun will always be alone, just because this person is too hypocritical, and no one wants to have a heart to heart with him.
In fact, Qin Yifeng himself doesn't know that he is born with an aura, and many people will naturally be attracted by his aura after being with him for a long time, and take him as a confidant, and even the Ming army has this tendency now, otherwise with such hypocrisy as him, how could the best person in his bones take Qin Yifeng to buy a wife? Shouldn't you ask your best friend to help you with this?
Moreover, the 20,000 counterfeit bills in his arms further prove that the Ming army had planned it a long time ago, otherwise even Liu Qian would not have been able to conjure up 20,000 counterfeit coins if he said that he would change, and he was really a magician?
As soon as he got a big bag, the Ming army sat with Qin Yifeng, Qin Yifeng didn't speak, it was rare to go abroad, of course, he had to look at the exotic customs, so he kept looking at the scenery outside the window, looking at the Vietnamese beauties on the road with hats and wearing national costumes, Qin Yifeng looked very interested.
On the contrary, Ming Jun kept talking, "Xiao Qin, what kind of woman do you think I'll find as a wife later?"
“……”
Seeing that Qin Yifeng didn't reply, Ming Jun was not angry, but talked more prosperously, "If I find someone who is not beautiful, I am unwilling, but I am not at ease when I find someone who is too beautiful, annoying!" ”
"Xiao Qin, can you give some advice, is it better to have big Mimi or microwave rippling? By the way, I heard the doctor say that Mimi has nothing to do with breastfeeding, besides, isn't it okay to eat milk powder? ”
"Xiao Qin, is it better to be fat or thin?"
"Xiao Qin, you just speak, why don't you speak."
"Xiao Qin......"
"Damn, are you finished?" Qin Yifeng finally couldn't stand the trembling of the Ming army, and interrupted his gushing speech, "A woman is on her own, isn't it just that she can have a child?" ”
"Huh?" Ming Jun was suddenly taken aback, and then his face became heavy, "How do you know that I only have this purpose for finding a wife?" ”
"What?" was shocked and turned into Qin Yifeng, "Are you really looking for a wife because of this?" ”
"Of course, otherwise what do you think I've come all the way to Vietnam? There are still several routes to the Golden Triangle, why should I choose this country full of poisonous snakes? ”
Ming Jun replied, and Qin Yifeng was not surprised, just because Ming Jun had already explained when he introduced the stilt layer just now that such a house was to prevent poisonous snakes.
"As long as you have children, why don't you look for them in Huaxia?" Qin Yifeng asked.
"Are the children born to Chinese women Chinese?" Ming Jun asked back an unrelated question, and he didn't wait for Qin Yifeng to answer before announcing the reason for his question, "Since the child is Chinese, then it takes a certain age to immigrate, but finding a wife in Vietnam is different, half of the children born are of Vietnamese descent, and they can drive their two mothers and children back to Vietnam after birth." ”
"You know, I'm a careerist, don't you feel that way?" Ming Jun laughed at himself, "In the past few years, I have worked under Chief Zheng, and I have embezzled a lot of money in his name, which is enough for the two of them to survive in Vietnam and live very well, but it is different in Huaxia, if my matter fails, the Huaxia government investigates, my enemies check, and no matter how much money I have in Huaxia, I can't protect the two of them." ”
"Then you won't have children!" Qin Yifeng is sitting and talking without back pain.
"Not born?" Ming Jun looked at Qin Yifeng like an alien, "I can't do it if I don't have children, you don't know how chaotic the Golden Triangle is, if I really succeed in the uprising, and there is no heir, then even if I really make myself the emperor, my dynasty will not live long, and a dynasty without an heir will be the most hit." ”
"I really don't understand what you politicians and careerists are thinking?" Qin Yifeng sighed, "Don't you think you're tired of living like this?" ”
"Huh!" Ming Jun smiled but did not answer, looking at the scenery outside, just when the tour guide announced that he was about to arrive at the destination, Ming Jun spoke again.
In the car just now, Ming Jun had been thinking about Qin Yifeng's question, and now looking at his face, he seemed to have a little understanding, "It's really tired, I don't want to be so tired anymore!" ”
"And what do you want to do?" Qin Yifeng said irrationally.
"Get out of the car, I can do my own thing, I don't care if he has a long life or not, and now he doesn't have a single stroke, I really think too much, tired myself!"
"Damn!" Qin Yifeng scolded, "You came here from Hanoi and you only woke up, didn't you come in vain?" ”
"That's right,!" Ming Jun immediately sat down when he heard this, "Then I'll change my mentality, see if there is a woman I really like, and find a woman to live with!" ”
"I believe it's hard to find a woman who wants to live with you!" After getting along for a while, Qin Yifeng knew a little about Ming Jun, "You are a contradictory, complicated, and even more ambitious, the woman who wants to live with you must be very tolerant, otherwise you will scold and beat at every turn, that woman can stand you?" ”
"Besides, modern women are very fierce, when you beat and scold her, she only talks back and doesn't reply, you have already picked up a treasure!" Qin Yifeng expressed his opinion.
"Xiao Qin, you have no experience in what you say, don't you know that Vietnamese women are the most suitable for wives?" Ming Jun said with a smile: "I have time to learn how to choose a wife from my brother, otherwise I don't know how you will die!" ”