The black skin ran hard, biting the bread in his mouth, and the bakery owner wearing a chef's clothes behind him, riding a battery car and holding a rolling pin, chased and beat the black skin one by one.

The ballet "Black Swan", as the background music, complements the picture.

In the end, in Heipi's vague sad and angry voice, the 108-minute "Crazy Stone" ended on the big screen of Nortel Auditorium, and the subtitles appeared one by one.

"Producers - Tan Zhang, Li Yan, Coach Wang."

"Producers - Tan Zhang, Han Siping."

"Director - Tan Zhang."

"Screenwriter - Tan Zhang."

The applause rang out along with the subtitles, and the laughter in the auditorium shook the ground, and it was estimated that the whole school could hear the laughter here.

"It's so good, it's so exciting, ouch ouch, I'm going to die laughing."

"I'm dying of laughter."

"I served my senior brother, and this comedy can still be filmed like this."

"It's funny."

"It's the best domestic film I've seen in recent years."

"It turns out that Senior Brother Tan is also so good at making movies."

The students in the audience were all amazed by the movie, and they all sighed with their classmates about the excitement and excitement of watching a good movie.

In the face of such a tidal wave of enthusiasm, Zhang Tan and the three of them also stood up and clapped their hands together.

The host Yuan Sisi hurriedly ran to the stage and greeted loudly: "Students, students, please be quiet." ”

After shouting several times, the students gradually quieted down.

Yuan Sisi said: "Wow, such a warm applause. With such a huge laugh, I have seen many directors come to the school to communicate. It has never been so popular, and Tan Zhang deserves to be our Beiqi Film Academy. The most anticipated future director. Come, let's use warm applause again to invite Senior Brother Tan up. ”

Bang la

A round of applause.

Zhang Tan walked up to the stage with a smile and took the microphone handed over.

Yuan Sisi hurriedly asked with a smile: "Senior brother, after watching the movie, you have also seen everyone's reactions, how are you feeling at this moment?" ”

Zhang Tan said with a smile: "I am in a good mood, I am very happy that the movie can bring you so many laughs." Thank you all for your applause. I'm thinking now that "Crazy Stone" should be qualified as a graduation work. ”

"It's not just qualified, there is no more wonderful graduation work than this, I believe that not only I have such an idea, but also our classmates and teachers in the audience, right?" Yuan Sisi looked at the teacher in the audience.

Among these teachers, there are several professors from the directing department. Former fourth-generation director. In the face of Yuan Sisi's statement, these teachers nodded firmly, obviously recognizing that this is a very good graduation work.

Yuan Sisi then asked, "Oops." Senior Brother Tan, I just saw a detail, which is the part where Brother Dao died. There was a boy and a girl in the car doing something strange. I want to ask, that boy is obviously you, senior brother. Is that girl Sister Susa? ”

"You look closely, it's really me and Susa. made a cameo. Zhang Tan replied.

Zhang Tan doesn't like acting, but it's still interesting to make a cameo in his own movie once in a while. The cameo role he chose, and Susa's cameo role, played a flirtatious couple, which promoted the development of the plot.

He and Susa appeared twice in the movie, the first time was when Heipi and Brother Dao set up binoculars and peeked at the Luohan Temple, but Heipi saw a man and a woman kissing me in the car not far away. The second time is the second half, Brother Dao and Bao Shihong traded.

Bao Shihong arrived at the trading place first, leaned over the car at the intersection, didn't notice that the car door opened, Zhang Tan poked his head out, and said very arrogantly: "What the hell, I haven't seen a pickle girl!" ”

After closing the car door, Zhang Tan put his arm around Susa and continued to ask for Kiss, Susa was unwilling, so Zhang Tan said, "It's okay, what are you afraid of." ”

Susa pushed him away, "Don't you think we're too fast?" ”

"Too fast?" Zhang Tan looked at Susa with a domineering president, "Don't talk, kiss me!" ”

"It's not good to be seen."

"What's wrong, who sees."

"There's someone out there."

Zhang Tan was furious, pulled out the steel rod from the car, and was about to open the door and pretend to be forced. As soon as I opened the door, a motorcycle slammed the door into the air. It was Brother Dao, who had just snatched Bao Shihong's bag, accidentally hit the car door, and crashed into the street.

This section is still very interesting, and the students laugh while shouting "Inspector" and "Senior Brother Tan".

Of course, strictly speaking, Zhang Tan's acting skills are really exaggerated.

Not natural at all.

But that doesn't stop everyone from being funny.

In fact, there is another detail in the movie, which is related to Zhang Tan. When Sanbao and Bao Shihong checked the sewer, they didn't find any footprints, and Bao Shihong thought it was unreasonable, even if he farted, he would leave some smell.

Sanbao said: "Is it the snow without a trace, the water floating kung fu in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?" ”

Bao Shihong scolded: "Read some books about ghost fights." ”

It can be regarded as Zhang Tan's self-deprecation of his novels.

……

Logging in to Douban, Liu Xudong still reverberated many details in "Crazy Stone" in his mind, and ordinary students may just watch it lively, but after watching it, they feel awesome and discuss with others with great interest which point is funny. But while he felt wonderful, he recalled the details of the movie that could achieve such an effect.

Thinking about it, Liu Xudong was very sad to find that his original pride was not bullshit in front of Zhang Tan's movie.

He can comment on ancient and modern Chinese and foreign movies very loudly, saying that if I were to make it, how would it be. However, when it came to "Crazy Stone", Liu Xudong felt that he really couldn't compare, he never thought that the movie lens could be played like this and be so cool.

can be so subversive, playful, humorous, full of dynamics, can have such an alternative temperament.

"It's a cult movie!"

Liu Xudong likes to post some movie reviews on Douban, and every time a Douban user replies below, he feels very happy. There is a vague sense of accomplishment. He often comments on the shortcomings of a film and analyzes where there are loopholes. Where is the shooting bad, so that he looks very professional.

is also well-known on Douban. Some people scolded him for pretending, and more people thought he was very professional and awesome.

Douban Xiaoxin, we love this kind of special professional style.

Today, Liu Xudong writes a film review for "Crazy Stone", and he has always been picky, feeling that he can't pick out any thorns, so he can only praise them with words.

"The senior brother Tan Zhang brought his movie back to school for exchange, for this senior brother who is famous all over the world for writing martial arts novels, he has been famous for a long time but has a fateful side. Occasionally, I bumped into each other at the school gate, and I didn't say hello. The auditorium was very full, and the classmates all came for his name. ”

"There were some questions and answers before watching the movie, and my brother said that this was a very unique movie, and I didn't think so. I am convinced by Tan Zhang, who writes novels, and I am not convinced by Tan Zhang, who makes movies, even if it is a lotus flower, I don't feel anything. I support Feng Cannon's theory, the style of "Never Expected" is not suitable for the movie. ”

"But it couldn't be more wrong. Less than ten minutes into the movie, I felt so inferior that I almost couldn't lift my head. I've never seen such a film that is cult but fully comedic, both black humor and witty sketches. At the end of the movie. The laughter and applause in the auditorium all showed that this was a crazy "Crazy Stone". ”

"As I remember in my mind now, I still remember every character in the movie deeply. The main and supporting roles can make me unforgettable. Because it's wonderful. Even the security guard who only had one line made us a group of Nortel students who watched the movie at sea. The room applauded. Every time the camera switches, it is a drum beat in the brain. ”

“…… This is not an old Hong Kong and Taiwan comedy, nor is it the humor that Feng Dacang is famous for, this is a new form of black humor. has injected great vitality into Chinese films that have fallen into a trough over the years, and I believe that when the movie is released, it will usher in real madness. ”

"Here, I recommend it to everyone in the name of 'never regret watching it'."

When publishing the film review, Liu Xudong did not hesitate to give the movie a five-star rating, which is his real admiration.

After the film review was published, as a well-known Douban film critic, there are still many users who pay attention to his dynamics. Soon someone replied below.

"Is it really so good-looking, it's rare to see you praise a movie so much, it's still domestic."

"Domestic films, originally even if it was filmed by Tan Zhang, I didn't have confidence, but the landlord is so picky that people say yes, I finally have a little confidence."

"I hope you're not the gunman you hired."

"It's a flower, it's really fake?"

"I thought the same as the landlord, I only watched the screening yesterday, and it was amazing, and it gave a domestic film five stars for the first time."

Douban arranges for a movie to be released, or it is screened, and the rating column is opened. At the beginning of September, "Crazy Stone" began to arrange screenings in major cities across the country, and the scoring was naturally opened. Maybe Zhang Tan's fame is really too big, and the attention is very high, and a large group of people came to score it as soon as it was opened.

In a few days, more than 2,000 ratings were accumulated, with a score of 8.5 points, which was polarizing.

Most people should be fans of Zhang Tan, with five stars floating directly, and some of them should be Zhang Tan's sunspots, rolling directly with one star. The content of the evaluation is also varied, including "Top Inspector", "Tan Zhang's Film Debut - Female Film, Five-Star Must-have", and "It's a bad movie at first glance", "Hehe, I started making money in the film industry without writing novels".

With the holding of the screening, there are many viewers who have actually watched the movie to score, and it can be seen through the latest ratings, almost all of them are five stars.

"China's most awesome film."

"I didn't take the audience for fools, domestic movies are all shot like this, um."

"It's fun."

"Tan Zhang is worthy of being the most awesome writer in China, and he is as awesome as making movies."

"It's a classic gray movie, there's nothing to say, I think you should just watch it steadily."

"Didn't disappoint me, Tan Zhang is good."

"After watching the screening, I can't wait to watch it again."

"I really like the shooting style, it's so impactful, and it's rare to edit a movie like this."

"I can say that Tan Zhang's road to directing will not be bleaker than his path to novels."

"After watching this film, I realized that Chinese movies can still be saved."

The evaluation was red across the board, and the score that was lowered at the beginning because of a star brushed by sunspots was directly pulled back from 8.5 points to a height of 9.1 points. This can be said to be the only domestic film on Douban that can exceed 9 points in recent years, except for a few ancient domestic films.

Although I don't know what the final score is, at least now the evaluation of the screening venue has exploded. (To be continued.) )