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The three of them walked in the direction of the cafeteria together, Lu Yan hugged one of Yang Liuyi's arms in vain, the two walked in front like best friends, and Liu followed behind depressedly, is it so natural for you to hug my wife? I can't take it anymore! Hold it!

"You're hugging my daughter-in-law!" Liu hurriedly snatched Yang Liuyi, and his daughter-in-law was held in the arms of others, what kind of mood did she feel?

Lu Yan rolled her eyes with disdain, and stuck to it again without admitting defeat, "I'll just hug it!" What do you think? ”

Not to be outdone, Liu Xian kissed Yang Liuyi's face provocatively, although this level of intimacy is nothing, but it is the first time in front of others, Yang Liuyi's face turned red.

Lu Yan was not convinced, she also kissed Yang Liuyi on the other side of her face, and raised her chin provocatively at Liu Hur!

Oh my temper! Bed too! Yiyi, we can't admit defeat! Let's go first! You'll wait for me to go back to the classroom and get back to bed! Little girl! And Lao Tzu shouted, you are congenitally inadequate, you don't know dào, don't know dào? You're born with one less part!

The computer room for evening self-study is open to students for free, and the haunting Lu Yan can be regarded as being picked up by Uncle Yan, Liu Busy ran directly to Yang Liuyi's class, and sat beside the goddess with a dead face.

"Yiyi, in front of Lu Yan, you have to take the initiative to kiss me! And it has to be the tongue kiss kind! ”

"Why?" Yang Liuyi's eyes widened, in her concept, a girl who kisses or something is always the one who suffers.

"You have to let her retreat, or this person is not conscious at all, aren't you afraid that she will covet my beauty, and then a third party will intervene?" Liu Xian said it very seriously, but it still had a strong comedic effect.

Yang Liuyi snorted, "Just you?" Still coveting your beauty? ”

Your expression hurts your self-esteem a bit. Liu Busy pursed his lips helplessly, "You let Lu Yan kiss you today!" ”

"What's the matter, she's a girl!"

Alas, if I were a rich and handsome rival in love, I would admit it if I lost, and a woman hooked up with my daughter-in-law and ran away, how depressed do you say I am? Yiyi, you don't understand many things, the world is very complicated, and women can't take it lightly!

"That...... Your massage treatment is not over yet! "Ten Volumes of Yellow Emperor Qibo Massage" says that the treatment cannot be interrupted! ”

"You...... Dislike! ”

said that he hated it, but he was still pulled out of the classroom by Liu Hurriedly, "Come with me, I know where there is no camera!" ”

"Lu Yan said that you can't succeed easily......"

Lu Yan! I have a grudge against you!

"Why are you gritting your teeth so much? If you have so many brothers, can't I make friends? ”

"Which brother kissed me on the face?"

"Huang Nai."

Strictly speaking, Huang Nai is not a face, and she is not a brother, so Liu Busy can straighten his chest and refute, but Liu Busy did not speak, he carefully observed Yang Liuyi's expression, obviously, she already knew everything.

At this moment, three options appeared in front of Liu Xian's eyes, option one, push the mistake to the atmosphere, no one can take it seriously at the wine table, right? When the atmosphere arrives, if you refuse, it will make the girl very faceless, and we kissed her and we didn't suffer, raise your eyebrows when you speak, maybe you can fool the past. Option two, if you don't admit it, who do you listen to? What's the matter? That's Huang Nai! The boss of the Green Silk Gang, let me kiss her? Am I crazy? Even if I put the photo in front of me, I don't know dào, after all, I drank so much wine that day, at most I drank broken pieces. Option three, anti-customer-oriented, who do you listen to? XXX Ahh Do you believe his words? He's the least thing, he always wants to stir up a relationship between us, and he didn't pay it back last time he borrowed money from me! We don't have much contact with him for that kind of person......

Or, you can beg for mercy on your knees.

These plans were not implemented, Liu Busy looked at Yang Liuyi in his arms, eye to eye, lip to lip, and kissed deeply, until the goddess kissed about to suffocate, after the lips parted, Liu Busy spoke: "I kissed you, no drinking, no one coaxed, no need for any reason." ”

Yang Liuyi smiled.

On the second day, the self-study class and computer interest group activities will continue as usual. As soon as he pushed the door, Liu Busy was taken aback, in the electric classroom that was not even half full yesterday, today it was full of people, counted, and there were only five empty seats left! Yesterday's class has already shook everyone, what? Can you make a game like The King of Fighters 97 after one class? I'll go! What kind of teacher taught this? Who? Liu busy? Is it the whole school to review that Liu is busy? He's so awesome? Is your computer team still hiring? I'll go too!

In this way, in one day, the computer interest group grew from 76 to 195 people! There are still five places, that is to say, the last five places, 200 machines is a lot, but it seems that it is still not enough. Forget it, let's talk about it when it's full. Start Lessons!

"Computer interest group, yesterday was a trial lecture, even if it was officially established today, now don't move the computer, look left and right, if there is anyone you know, crush, if there is, quickly ask someone to change the position, I will register the seat for a while, and the position will remain the same in the future. There is a serial number on the machine, this serial number is your membership number, this number is very heavy, we may use it to do a lot of things in the future, if you want to change your seat, hurry up! ”

The following classmates were in a mess, a few minutes later, it was finally done, Liu Xianji said: "Now there is a form on the computer in front of you,Fill in your name, class, and select a good gender, press Ctrl+Space bar is to switch the Pinyin input method,Pinyin doesn't need me to teach you,Hurry up,30 seconds,Press OK after filling in!" ”

Some of the students can type,Some can't,But at least the ones who can't pinyin,Erlong playful beads on the keyboard while chanting and looking for it,30 seconds is still relatively nervous,Anyway, 195 people are registered,Liu Bus's control zhì end of a group member database has been entered。

"Did we play a game yesterday, did we have a good time?"

Some of the students who came yesterday said in unison, "Happy!" ”

"Then let's have a little more fun today! Let's go pick up girls! Yes, you heard it right, this class learns how to pick up girls! Some female classmates may wonder, I'm a girl, how can I pick up a girl? It doesn't matter, the gender on the Internet can be changed, whether you are a man or a woman, take a picture! Today's task is to pick up girls! ”

The room is full of surprise! It's worthy of Liu Busy! Let everyone pick up girls in class? The male classmate was happy, waiting to see a good show, while the female classmate looked at each other, was he stimulated yesterday? Of course, not all male classmates were interested, and Zhao Junfeng was very embarrassed, and as soon as he showed an eager expression, there was an extra shoe print on his face. This buddy sighed in his heart, how did Liu Busy survive all these years?

"See you have an E-shaped icon on your desktop? It's called InteExplore, commonly known as IE browser, we generally use it to surf the Internet, I set the default homepage to'night' chat room, we choose the room with the largest number of people to enter, enter your own screen name, the screen name is your own, and the gender is selected male! That's right, all choose men, or how do you pick up girls! Click to enter! See, the blue name is male, the pink name is female, click on the name to enter the private chat mode, freely choose the object, free chat, whatever you talk about, astronomy and geography birthday horoscope, within the time of a class, you can get the girl's phone qualified! Let's go! Juvenile! Whoever wants to call to the front, I have a mobile phone, call on the spot! I don't care what method you use, you can deceive, you can deceive, you can coerce, you can lure, and getting down the girl's phone is victory! GO！ ”

Before he finished speaking, the crackling below had already begun, Liu Xian smiled and added: "Remind me, I can see your chat history, and it may be explained as a case, so you had better be cautious about things that are too **, don't ask the girl's phone number, and tell me about your eight-year-old urine kang first!" ”

For people who have not been on the Internet much, the attraction of anonymous chatting with strangers is huge, and within a few minutes, the students entered the state, Liu Busy switched perspectives one by one, looking at "Hello, can you get to know me?" I couldn't help but smile. Looking at the speed of text input, Liu was able to roughly have a preliminary assessment of each student's computer foundation. High school students,Basically, there is no specialized learning to type,I used to think that learning a computer must first learn five strokes,In fact, now it seems that there is no need,For the general public,As long as the professional typist uses the pinyin input method is enough,The speed can also reach 100 words per minute。 Looking at the level of these students, most of them are in the state of two dragons playing with pearls, and a few are relatively proficient, and they can type about 30 words a minute, although they still need to be improved, but at present, they are enough. This thing doesn't need to be practiced, practice makes perfect.

Time passed minute by minute, half an hour, the students were engrossed, Tang Qigongzi's typing speed was the fastest, at this time a minute has exceeded 40 words, and the newcomer with three words a minute has also improved significantly, half an hour, with his own groping and desire for the opposite sex, now he can type about 15 words a minute, the classroom is silent, it is the sound of crackling and knocking on the keyboard, Liu Busy chose a light music and played it.

Tang Qigongzi was the first to stand up, "I'm coming!" After that, people began to succeed one after another, and Liu was busy seeing that the time was almost up, so he paused the music playback.

"That's all for pickling girls, you know that you are not interested, but pickling girls is a protracted battle, and there will be opportunities in the future. The first to complete the task was Tang Zhi, come on, tell me how you succeeded! ”

Tang Zhi stood up, a little embarrassed, "I started chatting with her for a long time and she didn't give it to me, and then I said, the number sues me, I'll charge you the phone bill, and she will give it to me!" ”

Liu Busy Diary:

Pickling girls is actually a process of turning technical work into manual work.

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