Chapter 4 The motherland has not been reunified, and the mood is very depressed
Lin Feng got up early and boiled porridge for two and put it on the table. After all, Su Ying is her fiancée, and these treatments still have to be had, and the damage caused to her by the [Broken Line] yesterday requires a lot of energy to recover by the human body.
When Lin Feng finished breakfast and was about to go out, he looked at the pile of brand-new books, sighed, and slowly walked over to take out all the books needed for the day's class and put them on the coffee table before going out.
"Yo, Lin Feng, good morning."
"Luo Yan? Why are you so early? ”
"Cut, don't say that, I definitely know the information you know!"
"Huh? What intelligence? ”
Luo Yan patted Lin Feng's shoulder with a look of I understand:
"It's all men! Some people say that yesterday I saw Goddess Su Ying passing by on this road, and you also came to pretend to meet by chance! ”
“……”
Lin Feng looked helpless, if Luo Yan knew that Su Ying was Lin Feng's fiancée and slept with Lin Feng yesterday, Luo Yan's expression would be very exciting.
"Eh! Lin Feng, why are you going? ”
"You continue to meet by chance, if you don't take this bus, you will have to walk for ten minutes, I ......"
"What do you know, it's only ten minutes how many roads, and being able to meet the goddess is the king!"
Lin Feng ignored Luo Yan's second-class words and took the bus to school. It is true that the ten-minute walk is not far, but because Lin Feng is really lazy enough, as long as he can sit, he will never stand, as long as he can lie down, he will never sit.
Lin Feng arrived at school early, and all he did was sleep! High school teachers don't manage the entire class wholeheartedly, there are some people in a semi-laissez-faire state, as long as they don't cause trouble, they won't trouble a type of person, Lin Feng is honored to be one of the people in this semi-laissez-faire state, as long as he doesn't interfere with the teacher's class, then the teacher who sleeps or something will turn a blind eye.
Lin Feng vaguely heard the class bell, but looked up and caught a glimpse of Su Ying sitting there wearing a sports long sleeve, Lin Feng was also deeply admired, obviously said not to move before 8 o'clock, but still came to class, but in order to avoid others from seeing the blood, he also wore a sports long sleeve.
Lin Feng immediately fell asleep on the table again, and a rapid slapping sound sounded, and Lin Feng frowned and looked to the side.
"Headmaster?!"
"Give me all the sleep!"
Lin Feng sat in his seat and watched Luo Yan and the rest of his classmates walk out in a gloomy manner, and Lin Feng sat calmly in the admiring eyes of everyone.
The principal was anxious: "Didn't you hear? Come out! ”
Lin Feng said leisurely: "Wait a minute, my feet are numb and I can't stand up." ”
There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and the principal's face turned blue with anger, and he strode over and dragged Lin Feng to the outside of the classroom, muttering as he walked: "Little ghost, what do you think the school is?" Morning reading class is here to sleep! I've thought about it all under the national flag! ”
Lin Feng helplessly stood under the national flag with a group of people, if it was just standing, it would be okay, everyone had to carry two buckets of water to deepen the impression.
Laziness is a must, and the headmaster picks up the bucket when he is there, and puts it down as soon as the headmaster leaves. Rao stayed like this, until the sun rose to the headsky and shone on everyone, and he was sweating profusely.
"! Luo Yan, what are you doing? ”
"Don't worry, don't worry, take two sips, I'm dying of thirst."
Lin Feng looked at Luo Yan in shock, and Luo Yan leaned down and drank in the bucket. Several people next to him also watched this scene in shock, and a few people lit cigarettes because they were bored, so they naturally gave one to everyone present. You can pick up if you don't smoke, it's just a way to meet and greet.
Lin Feng took the cigarette and held it in his hand, Luo Yan even looked for someone to light it, and suddenly said: "The principal is here!" ”
Everyone threw the cigarette on the ground and stepped on it with their feet, and Lin Feng silently put the cigarette back in his pocket. The sound of "whoa-" made everyone look involuntarily, and Luo Yan directly poured the whole bucket of water on himself. All of them had "......" expressions on their faces.
The principal was also curious and asked, "What are you doing?" ”
Luo Yan shouted righteously: "Report to the principal!" I'm thinking about pouring a bucket of water on my head if I go to bed in the future! ”
A hint of approval flashed in the principal's eyes: "Good job, deep reflection, you have to know that punishment is not the goal......"
"It's a means......" Lin Feng muttered quietly on the side.
The principal pointed at Lin Feng and said, "You stand until the end of school!" Then he turned to Luo Yan and asked kindly, "What's your name?" ”
"Back to the principal's words, I am Luo Yan of the sophomore (7) class of high school!"
"Okay, Luo Yan, you can go back."
"Yes, Headmaster!"
Luo Yan was about to leave with two buckets on his face, but he forgot that he was stepping on a cigarette butt under his feet. One turned around, the cigarette butt was exposed in front of the principal's eyes, and the principal asked with a gloomy face: "Luo Yan, what is this, explain it to me, I thought you had a thorough reflection on ......"
Luo Yan's eyes rolled slightly: "Back to the principal's words, the motherland has not been reunified, and I am very depressed." ”
"Do you need to worry about this kind of thing?"
"Headmaster! At that time, President Chiang became the president and became the president in front of him because he regarded the reunification of the motherland as the goal......"
"Good! You can say that again! ”
The principal's eyes actually flashed with a hint of approval, and then he put his arm around Luo Yan's shoulders and talked about something as he walked, leaving a group of people looking at this scene in shock.
"That's okay?"
"Plausible ......"
"I knew I did the same, so it's okay to smoke like this!"
“……”
Lin Feng's heart was like countless grass and mud horses galloping by, Luo Yan's mouth and kung fu were really strong, and he could even explain himself from the bitter sea of punishment in this way. Lin Feng raised his head and squinted at the sun, the sun was shining, it was a good weather, Lin Feng grinned at the corner of his mouth.
Lin Feng waited hard for the school bell to ring, then immediately got up and carried the bucket back to the utility room and trotted home.
Lin Feng had no intention of catching a glimpse of the porridge on the table still being there as it was, but the pot of things that had been seen black and slimy yesterday was empty, and Lin Feng couldn't help frowning.
At this moment, Su Ying walked in slowly, and Lin Feng looked at her seriously and asked:
"Why don't you eat the porridge I made for you? That pot of black mushy ......"
"Why do I have to eat it?"
One sentence made Lin Feng choke for a while, and Lin Feng had to ask something else: "Take off your coat, I'll look at your wounds." ”
Su Ying took a step directly and said viciously:
"My words, you don't need to worry about it, the reason why I live here is to assassinate you better, you better pay attention, I will kill you at any time!"
“……”
Lin Feng looked at Su Ying helplessly, but said disdainfully: "Just you?" You're not a real killer, are you? ”
"What if it's not genuine, I'm also a killer."
"I don't believe it."
Su Ying's face turned red and pointed at Lin Feng and said:
"It's absolutely true, I still have the killer certificate that my dad gave me!"
"I'll go! And this thing? ”
"Yes, my main job is high school students, and my side hustle is the killer!"
Lin Feng looked at this innocent girl with some helplessness, and then said:
"Heal your wounds and then assassinate me, by the way, drinking more water will help the blood stains fade."
Lin Feng also sorted out a room on the first floor and told Su Ying that she could live here. After saying that, the two of them were busy, as if the other party didn't exist.