244 [How to walk sideways if it's not a crab]
Aunt Ho? Why don't you call it He Xiangu! Lin Zhiqi was sneering, and at the same time wondering what the rules of the palace were doing, the eunuch told her the answer, and then she was going to enter the palace to thank her.
"......" Lin Zhiqi felt that this was really not a good thing, but it was indeed necessary.
Politely sent the eunuch away, Lin Zhiqi still asked Aunt Miao to help deal with that Aunt He, she was really not used to dealing with well-behaved strangers, although this Aunt He looked very kind.
"You don't have to worry about entering the palace. When I went to the Rong Mansion today, I have asked the old grandfather to tell Mrs. Rong and let her accompany you into the palace at that time. The fake father suddenly came over and said, or rather, to appease Lin Zhiqi's somewhat tangled look.
"Old Madam Rong? Is it okay like this? Lin Zhiqi asked, after all, although the Rong family is in-laws, it is not a real relative, and it will not be bad to accompany them into the palace.
"It's okay, it's all arranged. It would be good to have someone go and tell the Rong Mansion about the specific time in a while. ”
Hearing this, the cheap dad knew that the holy decree would come today, and since someone was worried, Lin Zhiqi was relieved.
After receiving the holy decree, it was already dark. Lin Zhiqi really met Cheap Dad at dinner.
Like the fake father, the cheap father also made Lin Zhiqi not have to care too much, "When the time comes, I will send you to the gate of the palace and wait for you to come out." ”
"Okay." Lin Zhiqi said happily.
For Lin Zhiqi to become the county lord all of a sudden, Lychee and they were very happy.
"Miss has become the county lord, so we can't go sideways when we go back to Xingzhou in the future."
"Poof! You, Miss, and I'm not crabs. How can you walk sideways! Regarding the somewhat nonsensical statement of lychee, Lin Zhiqi smiled, "Don't think too much." The county lord is nothing more than an honorary title. There is really no grade to speak of. ”
"That's right! Hee-hee, the slave is just happy for the young lady! Lychee said.
Then, Apple also said that it would be better to celebrate tomorrow with a barbecue in the yard for this matter.
"Tomorrow!" Lin Zhiqi muttered, "Not tomorrow!" ”
Even if she doesn't have to entertain Aunt He, she still has to learn the rules and regulations.
After Aunt Miao first contacted this Aunt He. Lin Zhiqi also began to learn etiquette for the first time since the crossing the next day.
Although it is a holy decree, it is because it is a female dependent. Shane still mainly takes the route of the queen's side.
From how you speak, to how you walk, to how you salute, and even how you eat. Aunt He introduced them one by one.
"What do you say if you want to go to the bathroom?"
“……”
For Lin Zhiqi, after listening to a bunch of explanations, she actually asked such a question. Aunt He was really a little dumbfounded.
Aunt Miao whispered in Lin Zhiqi's ear: "Miss tried not to eat that day, or only ate dried food, not drinking water, just avoid this thing." ”
Lin Zhiqi looked at Aunt Miao in astonishment, thought about it, and seemed to have said this in the novel and TV series, "Then, is Xie En just kowtowing and coming back?" ”
Aunt He: "......"
Aunt Miao said again: "If the queen likes Miss." Maybe I'll leave food or something. ”
"Then you still have to know how to go to the toilet! How uncomfortable it would be if you didn't hold back! Lin Zhiqi said calmly.
In the end, Aunt He has still seen big events. Although she was speechless to Lin Zhiqi, she still looked calm and calm: "When the time comes, the slave and maid will follow the county lord, if there is any inconvenience, you can tell the slave and maid in a whisper." ”
"I'll be with you! Say it earlier! That's fine, keep practicing! Lin Zhiqi said with a smile.
Speaking of which, Lin Zhiqi's psychological age is still a normal adult, even if she has passed through pretending to be tender, indulgent, and comfortable, she still has self-control, and she still learns the rules quickly.
Actually, what she didn't know was that Aunt He was not too strict with what she had learned, and before she came here, Aunt He had been prompted by the above, and she had to teach this wild county lord a rough lesson, just don't make a fool of it.
Even so, after just one morning of studying, Lin Zhiqi also felt that she was getting old again, it was back pain and leg cramps, everything!
A nap every day is naturally indispensable for Lin Zhiqi, but compared with the usual time, she was called up in less than an hour and continued to be taught by Aunt He.
"Ahh It's dying. As soon as the day's practice was over, Lin Zhiqi fell on the table without an image.
Aunt He said with a smile: "Although, the county lord, you are talented and intelligent, and you can understand everything at all, but the slave maid still has to advise you, it is best to restrain your habits in the past two days, otherwise you will be ugly when you enter the palace." ”
Lin Zhiqi had no choice but to stand up helplessly, and still gave a fairly standard salute, "Aunt Xie He reminded." ”
Aunt He turned sideways and avoided for a moment, "The slave is just doing her duty. That's all for today, the county lord has a good rest at night, and it should be no problem to review it again tomorrow. ”
Seeing that Aunt Miao sent Aunt He out of the room, Lin Zhiqi suddenly sat down at the table again, "I'm tired, it's so troublesome to just go into the palace to thank you." ”
"It's been so hard for Miss." Lychee helped pinch her shoulders, and Shuangtao handed over a cup of hot tea and put it on the table.
Lychee said: "Miss wait a while, Apple said that I made your favorite food today, and I will make up for it later." ”
Lin Zhiqi sat and stretched, and twisted her neck again, "It's so hard, I hope it will be safe and sound, and then we will have a good time in the capital for a few days, and then go back to Xingzhou." ”
Aunt Miao came back at this time, with a plate in her hand, and a dress on the plate.
"Don't tell me, this is what you have to wear when you enter the palace?" Lin Zhiqi pointed to the plate and said.
Aunt Miao nodded, "This was just delivered, Miss changed it first, if it is not suitable, the slave maid and lychee can also be changed in one day." ”
Fortunately, the county lord's dress is not as complicated and heavy as Lin Zhiqi imagined, but she is too small now to stand up.
"It looks weird." Lin Zhiqi looked at herself in the bronze mirror and commented.
Aunt Miao looked quite satisfied, "Miss looks good in everything." ”
"Huh!" Lin Zhiqi smiled, "Since it's okay, take it off, it's not good if it's broken." Pepe pig, you go away, don't mess with it. ”
The next day, I repeated what I had learned the day before, and everything was as usual. On the day when she was about to enter the palace to thank her, Mrs. Rong actually took the carriage directly to the Four Seas Commercial Bank to wait for Lin Zhiqi, which made her flattered and extremely embarrassed.
PS: It's still early today, there is no small theater, let's talk about a fun thing.
At the end of the year, the occasional beggar monk and the horseman who haunted on weekdays became rampant again.
It is said that early one morning, a colleague went to the small shop next door to buy cigarettes, and witnessed a man dressed in rags coming from the road in a dashing manner, and when he saw that the shop was open, he immediately took out a handful of one-yuan bills from his pocket and folded them, and then came to the door of the store and began to recite Dafa in pieces.
The colleague was very annoyed when he saw it, and he happened to have change when he bought cigarettes, so he put a pentagon in the man's hand and said, "Okay, let's go." ”
As a result, the man glanced at it, ignored his colleague, grabbed the money and continued to think about it in front of the store.
The colleague was immediately furious and immediately took action......
Snatched back the five cents and left...... (To be continued.) )