『』，。 Chapter 135 Tragic Farce

At 10:40, the 110 command center received an alarm that someone had jumped off the building in Building 2 of the inpatient department of the first hospital of the city, and immediately notified the Binjiang branch that an emergency rapid response team had been set up here to specialize in special rescue.

It is said that this is forced to do it as a last resort, and there are really not a few shareholders who jump off the building with the stock market diving, as soon as they go out, they are all ready, negotiators, inflatable cushions, and high-power engines, and will lay emergency measures within ten minutes.

This news also shocked Shen Lingchen, Guo Wei, and Guan Yiqing, Lezi, Ruhua, and Xiaomu This is the iron triangle, because of Cha Xiaomu, and I also know that Mr. Sun, who is about to lose money in the stock market, is like a flower, and the three of them are inexplicable, as if it is their own business, and they hurriedly rushed to the scene.

Guan Xiangdong of the district procuratorate was also shocked, and only said "", and ran to the scene after throwing down his work, he was a classmate or a friend, not to mention that when Mr. Sun was awesome, he invited him to eat, drink, and have fun to show off, and he was so downtrodden, how could he not make people sigh!

Of course, the closest thing is Lezi, he was the first to run to the rooftop, and rushed to Sun Qinghua on the edge of the building, Sun Qinghua roared angrily: "Don't come here, Lao Tzu hasn't made up his mind yet, I really jumped if I dare to come." ”

With a creak, Lezi braked, not by self-braking, but by being dragged by the party and the people, Lezi hurriedly said: "Mr. Sun, Mr. Sun......"

"Don't call Mr. Sun Lao."

"That Tsinghua...... Tsinghua ......"

"Ahh

"What's that called? Oh, yes...... Like a flower, like a flower......"

"Oh woo......"

Called it wrong again, Sun Qinghua cried loudly, dumbfounded for fun, what can I do? He looked back at the party people, who puffed out their eyes and whispered, "Follow him." Don't make him sad, it's really beating. ”

"Oh." Lezi realized himself and shouted: "Hey, like a flower...... You look better crying than laughing. ”

Sun Qinghua glanced at Lezi angrily, turned his head, Lezi stopped thinking it was working, and said loudly: "Hey, Ruhua, I'm really not laughing at you, in fact, you used to be very annoying when you were rich, so it was the same as you were back then...... I have found the feeling that you were being dragged and beaten by the head teacher back then...... Back then, we sang to you, don't you remember? ”

Le Zi shook his arms, twisted **, took out the demeanor of KTV Maiba, and yelled that it is not a sin for a man to cry, cry, no matter how strong a person is, he has the right to be tired...... Why do you have to live so badly......

Ruhua stopped crying, stood up, and was about to jump, he turned around and said viciously: "Lezi, you just wait for the joke, okay, you wait." ”

The party people had already covered their mouths for fun, and he said loudly: "Hi, Mr. Sun...... Is there anything unfinished, arrange it and let him do it. ”

His mood was interrupted all of a sudden, and the party people let go of the fun and whispered to him, don't be excited, this is not stimulated at all, and the music quickly said: "Yes, yes, yes...... Brother Hua, you know my brother, but if you have a life, you will never give up, what is there to leave to me......"

"What else?" Ruhua was miserable for a moment, and replied, "What else?" The house has become a bank, and the wife has become someone else's. ”

"And what about the parents." The party and the people gently persuaded him.

Ouch, he was elbowed in the stomach, Le Zi turned around and gritted his teeth and told him: "Don't mention his parents, his father robbed him of the demolition money, and he has long since turned against him, and he hasn't been in touch for some years." ”

"Huh?" The party and the people were stunned, how could there be some strange things around this Nima Xiaomu.

No, the strange thing is here again, and the fun is called like a flower: "Don't, Brother Hua, the house is a place to sleep, and the wife is a tool to sleep with, we still lack ......"

"Get out!" Ruhua yelled, she couldn't listen to it anymore, and pointed at the fun and yelled angrily: "Get away, what feelings do you know." ”

Oh mom, the fun was so bad that he almost fell on the ground, when did Brother Hua have feelings now, and he was about to speak again, the party covered his mouth, carried people, walked a few steps away, and warned him: "Don't talk, I can't make up my mind, if you say two more words, he will die." ”

"I didn't say anything, what kind of feelings are you talking about jumping off the building?" Lezi said in confusion.

"If you don't understand, don't mix it up." The party is a people.

"Then what to do, you watch him jump." Fun Road.

"Wait, I'm reluctant to jump ...... Why haven't you come yet......" The party and the people hurriedly called and urged. Before the call went out, a group of white coats, the leader of eighty percent of the leaders, stepped forward with a thunderous sentence: "Comrade, you can't look for short-sightedness like this...... We are a city hospital, so what a negative impact it has to have on us. ”

"Is it easy to solve the problem of medical expenses, we can study reducing your medical expenses, which department are you from, the inpatient department of oncology?" Another asked, it is estimated that it is there, where the most people seek death, and there are those who are dying and can't pay the money, so they simply jump off the building in the hospital, and as a result, the medical expenses are not paid back to the hospital.

"Come down first, let's discuss, what's your name?"

"How dangerous it is to stand in the back, how dangerous it is ......"

"Comrade, you have to be considerate of our difficulties......

A group of doctors, you say a word, I say a word, don't say that Ruhua can't listen to it, the fun can't stand it, he ran up, banged towards the leader is a punch, the hospital leader saw the ugly face of the musician, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to squeak, the leader brought a few people to be really good, and one politely asked: "Are you a family member?" We can talk to you. ”

"Oh,, I want to jump off the building too...... It's all rolling, and jumping off the building doesn't make people quiet. Le Zi roared, this momentum was not covered, and the doctors with white faces were so frightened that they all retreated.

At this time, the first pull out of the police finally arrived, a pull out of the idle personnel retreat, a question, a few people met quickly to discuss countermeasures, the general countermeasure is the best persuasion down, the air cushion is not omnipotent, not to mention the building is more than 20 floors high, even if there is really an air cushion, it may not be able to ensure foolproof.

The second one came to Guan Xiangdong, he was about to step forward, but was stopped by the police, as soon as he said his identity, the negotiator directly pulled him in, a safe distance, fifteen meters, and he didn't dare to get close anymore, the expert whispered to him: "It seems that there is still nostalgia, what is the situation, our information has not yet been transmitted." ”

Guan Xiangdong said a few words in his ear, and the expert nodded, it is another stock market that jumped off a building, this is really not easy to persuade, persuade it, and you have to come that day.

"Tsinghua, do you want to open a ...... I think you've always been able to figure out how you got to this point. Guan Xiangdong persuaded.

"Tsinghua, who do you want to meet, can you tell me." The expert is in harmony with the color.

Ruhua turned around, tears dried in his gloomy expression, he seemed tired and tired, and said dryly: "Thank you, Xiangdong...... I've always thought you civil servants are stupid to earn a few thousand dollars...... But now, I envy you. ”

Guan Xiangdong was stunned and stimulated, and he sighed: "We are indeed stupid enough...... But Tsinghua, this money is a thing after all, three poor and three rich in a lifetime, you are only once, and there will be opportunities in the future. ”

"There's no chance...... People are afraid of heart death, heart death, even people are walking dead when they live, I can see through ......" Sun Qinghua said.

"See through what? It's still early. "Tube to the host.

"It's not just that, to live, just to wait for the day to die." Sun Qinghua said, he walked slowly, on the foot-wide edge of the building, there were more than a dozen policemen below, sweating profusely dragging the air cushion to move.

After moving more than ten meters, hey, this jumper walked back again, making the panting policeman cry without tears.

"What to do? He already saw life and death so incisively. Guan Xiangdong asked in a low voice.

"There is nostalgia...... Wife, wife...... Find his wife ......" The expert contacted the command center for detailed information.

"Hey...... You'd better let him jump off the building. ”

Guan Xiangdong sighed quietly, and said so, listening to the expert who was on the phone stupid.

The party people at the other end didn't seem to be right, and asked Lezi: "What's going on with his wife?" ”

"Hey, the stock market is diving, my wife**...... Miserable. Lezi sighed.

A few words, the party and the people heard it, dare to be separated for a long time, the beautiful wife in order to avoid him, is not often in the coast, I'm afraid I am willing to come, but also far away from the water to save the near fire, the party and the people aimed at the fun, it can be seen that this thing is really worried, this makes his perception of the fun much better, he kicked the fun and said: "Think of a way." ”

"What can I do, I know that I have a bad mouth, I say it's better not to say it." Fun is sad.

"Hurry up and call Xiaomu, he has a lot of ideas." The party reminded the people.

"Oh yes, I almost forgot about it." The fun was shocked, then he took out his mobile phone, pulled out the phone, and ordered fiercely on the phone: "Come on Nima, Ruhua wants to jump off the building...... What's going on? Can I know what's going on? I don't want to live anymore anyway. ”

Relieved, the party people bit their lower lip and smiled, it seems that this guy is quietly hiding by your side, just as he remembers, the fun after making the phone call is strange, and he dragged the party people and asked, "Huh?" How do you know about Xiaomu? ”

"We're friends." Dangmin said with a smile.

"Oh, I see." Fun laughed.

"You know?" The party and the people are strange, it is impossible to know.

"Of course you know, isn't it just a mixture of the road? You're a black thug like this...... Hey, no, why did you go to Ruhua's house? Don't you say you're a security guard? The fun wondered, and the unreasonable place confused him.

"I didn't say, you're mistaken." The party and the people are cheating, and they feel that the fun is so confusing.

"Hey, you birdman, why are you like Xiaomu, Jingnyima is talking nonsense with his eyes open?" Fun was furious.

"I'm the same as Kogi...... The truth doesn't tell you. The party people teased him, and he stepped aside to talk to the police who came again.

This scene stunned Lezi, he understood, but it seemed too late, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone to inform Xiao Mu, more than a year ago, he vaguely knew a little bit about it, and knew that these policemen had been looking for Xiao Mu.

The notice was also late, and he was confused and wondered:

Hey? Where's my phone......

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In fact, it is not so easy to think of suicide, and sometimes it takes more courage than killing.

Ruhua seemed to be like this, he got up for the first time, he was about to jump, the fun and the pipe were in a hurry, and he jumped up and shouted: "Ruhua, don't jump, you are willing to make us sad." ”

Lezi was about to cry, and he shouted, "You come back, I owe you a million to pay you back." ”

"Who cares about that money." Ruhua cried, crying and said: "I still have hundreds of thousands of dollars on me, and the house can be sold often, have fun, take care of it, you share it, I can't spend it anyway." ”

, I have to pay hundreds of 100,000 yuan to my family, and the policeman's face is green, Guan Xiangdong said: "That's it, Qinghua, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and I can't catch up with your trough if I struggle for 30 years." ”

Unexpectedly, this sentence angered Ruhua, he patted his thigh and shouted: "It's not about money, why don't you understand me?" ”

A stomp frightened the fun: "Be careful, be careful...... You sit down first. ”

There was someone in the police who contacted Dai Qiongshi, and the negotiator shouted: "Sun Qinghua, you have already contacted Dai Qiongshi, don't you even want to see your wife." ”

"Huh?"

It seemed to have an effect, Sun Qinghua stopped talking, and he sat down again.

Got in touch?

Lezi hurriedly asked, the policemen muttered, got in touch with the fart, his wife said, whether to die or not, it's her business.

Don't come at all, it seems that you can only implement plan B, the police discussed, tried to attract attention, and then, let the two of them hurry up and drag people down, but the incident happened too suddenly, who bears the risk of this plan? If you can't hold it, no one will say that you pushed people down, right?

The discussion has not yet yielded results, like a flower, like a dead heart, turning back and scolding with tears in his eyes: liar, liar...... Then in the sadness, he waved goodbye to Le Zi and Guan Xiangdong: Fun, Guan Guan, don't forget to see me every year, I don't have a son, and the money will be given to you.

"Hmm." Le Zi nodded sadly, confused again, and asked Ruhua loudly: "Where can I see you?" ”

"That's it, such as flowers, wait, let's arrange the aftermath and then talk about it." Guan Xiangdong shouted, the more anxious his face became, at this time, I am afraid that I will not be able to wait for the aftermath. When the negotiator was about to speak, Ruhua roared: "Don't come...... Liar, and said that my wife is coming, and my wife hasn't slept with me a few times, you know a fart. ”

Burst...... Guo Wei couldn't help it, covered his mouth and smiled, Guan Yiqing also had a crying and laughing expression, she asked: "I'm also a former multimillionaire, can't I be so sexual?" ”

"It's all good, the stock market loses mental illness, it's not as good as him." Guo Wei whispered.

"What then? Hey, party and political commissars...... You just said ......," Guan Yiqing asked curiously.

"It's time to come." Dang Mindao, this can't be stopped, that can't come, so he is at a loss.

At this time, Ruhua was about to jump again, and I watched it downstairs a few times, and I saw it more urgently than jumping, and someone was shouting: "In the end, I can't jump, I won't see it if I don't jump again." ”

"That is, singing and pretending to sing, jumping off the building can also fake jumping." Someone grumbled.

For example, he stood for a while and prepared to leap, looking too high and afraid; So he turned his head back and prepared to jump back, and when he came back, several policemen who were about to touch and pull people were so frightened that they retreated, he grinned and cried again, and roared: "Can't you let me be quiet, you all want to take care of me when I jump off the building...... It's too much not to let people live, and not to let people die. ”

"Good...... You're quiet, you're quiet......" the negotiator shouted.

Ruhua took a sip, and finally made up her mind, sniffed, flicked her arms, and exclaimed downstairs: It's time to jump!

At this time, the loudspeaker in the hand of a policeman who maintained the order was snatched, and he shouted loudly:

"Ruhua, I'm coming...... Brother, you wait for me, tell me to jump again, you have no experience in this matter, let me tell you, you have to eat and drink high before jumping off the building, or it hurts very much; Do you have ghost money on you? More decoration, or the reincarnation will not be able to reap the benefits, throw you away, in case the reincarnated livestock, it is not miserable, this life is like a pig and a dog, and the next life is not as good as a pig and a dog...... How much money is still on the body, have you thought about it, now the cemetery has just increased in price, don't die and have no place to bury it......"

The voice echoed over the hospital, and in the blink of an eye, the patients lying on the sick ** all laughed down**; watched the jumping off the building, and the music turned over; The upstairs persuaded not to jump, but he was frightened, didn't he wish that people would not die, but the party members smiled on their faces, and he knew that the person had finally appeared:

The wood is deep!

From the elevator straight to the top floor, rushing to the crowd, Ruhua was in tears at this time, seeing Shu Lin Shen who was running out of breath, he couldn't cry and said: "***, do you see my joke?" ”

"You're a joke yourself, you still have to look, so who chose to jump off the building here? Look at how good the pit jumps, no one will find out if you drown, why don't you stand here, you still don't want to die. Xiao Mu poked his fingers and cursed.

"Fart, you can die as much as Lao Tzu wants, can you manage it?" Like a flower angry.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Wait a minute. Xiao Mu quickly changed his words.

"It's useless to persuade, anyway, I'm not alive, and when I die, all the money is left for fun and management, and I won't give you a dime." The flower retaliates and stimulates the small wooden road.

"I got something more important than money, and I don't care...... Hey, wait, the last word, you're going to die, I have to tell you about it, if you don't tell me, I'm upset. "Little wooden road.

"What's the matter?" Like a flower hooked.

"That's it...... Are you sure you want to listen? Xiao Mu asked, his expression very serious.

"Listen." Ruhua said vigilantly.

"Don't be angry, you're going to jump off the building when you're angry, so many people testify, it has nothing to do with me." Small wooden road.

"Damn, you must have not done a good job." Ruhua saw it and shouted angrily: "Say it quickly." ”

"Ah...... That is, in fact, I and Dai Qiongshi...... Aren't you getting a divorce, in fact, she is with me during this time, if you are willing to sign a divorce agreement, I promise to buy you a good cemetery...... Hey, what are you looking at? Okay, we've been together for a few days...... I've got it all. Xiao Mu said, this will make the police dumbfounded, Jinnima's, and this person.

No way? Guan Guan was terrified.

Can't you? Lezi didn't believe it.

But it's too late to think about it, such as Hua Gang's teeth, his expression was furious, he didn't jump off the building, turned around and went down the stairs, kicked a few steps and rushed to Xiaomu, Xiaomu retreated sharply, and said while retreating: "You jump off your building, leaving your wife who sleeps is not sleeping." ”

"Fuck you." Ruhua pounced on it, pressed Xiaomu, under the rage, it was unreasonable at all, riding on Xiaomu, splitting and pulling was a slap and fist, scolding while beating, the dog knew that you were not well-intentioned, damn, did you kidnap my wife.

Xiao Mu roared in pain: "Damn, everyone has persuaded you to come down, and you still don't hold it...... Hi, don't fight, don't fight...... Do I dare to sleep with your wife, Dot's appetite ......"

Only then did he realize that several policemen pounced and dragged Ruhua to the stretcher**, pressing and beating stability, Ruhua still roared with blood-red eyes: "Don't let Lao Tzu see you, see you and beat you once, hey, don't press me, why are many people annoying, let Lao Tzu be quiet alone?" What kind of building to jump on? I don't jump anymore, it's not annoying. ”

Anding hit, tied up and carried away, this farce came to an end, the onlookers downstairs dispersed, the rescuers upstairs left, Le Zi and Guan Guan squatted beside Xiaomu with interest, no one helped him, watching him bleed from his nose and mouth, and smirked.

Xiao Mu wiped it, and when he turned around, he saw Guan Yiqing and Guo Wei laughing, Shen Lingchen and the party people laughing, and he shouted in a stunned voice: "Bald ...... Why are you here? ”

"I save people. Oh yes......" Dangmin stepped forward, handed the mobile phone to Lezi and said: "There are many people, you lost your mobile phone." ”

"Oh, I said I couldn't find it...... Oh yes, wood, this guy is not bad, what's his name, bald? Ha ha...... It looks like a bald man. Lezi laughed heartlessly.

Xiao Mu took out a tissue and wiped the blood, the party people pulled him up, looking at so many acquaintances, he had nothing to say, waved his hand and said: "Oh, it's okay, let's go back." ”

But it doesn't work, wait downstairs, go out of the hall, none of them left, they all follow behind the back, Xiaomu seems to have seen something, without saying a word, and asked Ruhua's ward, sighing and pulling Le Zi and Guan Xiangdong, to comfort this extremely irritable Ruhua brother..........