Han Mo looked at Zhao Lin innocently, thinking to himself, I'll go for it, it's obvious that the two of them are showing affection, why am I lying down and getting shot? And what's wrong with fat? This bastard old witch is clearly discriminatory, and she deserves to be married.

Although he cursed Zhao Lin without a lower limit in his heart, Han Mo just thought about it, where did he dare to say it? If the old witch knew about it, why not peel off his skin and scrape off his fat to use as lamp oil for lighting?

But fortunately, Han Mo's understanding of high mathematics is still good, and in the old witch's murderous gaze, he carefully expressed his opinion.

And after listening to Han Mo's opinion, the original frowning brow of the old grandmother Zhao Lin was finally relieved, and then she motioned for Han Mo to sit down with her eyes.

"I'm scared to death."

Han Mo patted his chest with palpitations, it was not that he was timid, it was the old witch's eyes that were sharp, but it frightened his fragile little heart, and several catties of cold sweat had already broken out.

"Brother, okay."

Lin Yunhai rubbed Han Mo with his wrist, "I can't see that there is still a little ink in your stomach." ”

"That's it." Han Mo touched his fat belly as a matter of course, "Otherwise, what do you think is inside?" Fat? ”

Saying that, Han Mo suddenly stretched out his huge palm, smiled at Lin Yunhai quite boldly, and spewed out a Mandarin with a Shandong accent, "Department of Chemical Engineering, Han Mo"

As soon as he heard Han Mo's name, Lin Yunhai suddenly felt the urge to laugh. Just imagine Han Mo, what an elegant female name, but it is used on a Shandong man who weighs 180 pounds, not to mention how crooked it feels.

However, looking at the big hand that looked a little greasy, Lin Yunhai subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and suddenly felt like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, but the other party reached over, and in desperation, he could only give his hand out and laugh dryly, "Lin Yunhai, Department of Computer Science." ”

It's just that Lin Yunhai regretted it in an instant, and the greasy feeling coming from his hand made him gasp, and a feeling of nausea suddenly erupted from the depths of his heart.

In fact, Lin Yunhai didn't have any cleanliness habits, but he was nervous when Han Mo was named by the old witch just now, which caused cold sweat in his palms, plus Han Mo's hands were more than one size bigger than his hands, almost wrapping his hands, that feeling would be unbearable for anyone. But fortunately, it was only for a while.

After getting acquainted, Han Mo didn't have so many scruples and asked Lin Yunhai directly, "How dare you and your girlfriend quarrel in the old witch's class?" Don't you want to die? Being taken care of by an old witch is no joke. ”

"Dead fatty, who do you say is this stinky rogue girlfriend?"

But without waiting for Lin Yunhai to explain, Xia Ye, who had been listening to the side, took the lead in attacking, staring at Han Mo viciously as if she was about to fight, if she hadn't been in class, it was estimated that she would have slapped the table directly.

Xia Ye didn't have a very good impression of Han Mo, because he actually thought that he was a couple with that rogue, which was undoubtedly unbearable for her, even if all the men in this world died, she couldn't be a couple with Lin Yunhai, a rogue, not to mention that Lin Yunhai was a man? Count?

In Xia Ye's eyes, Lin Yunhai is not a man at all, at most he is a slut.

And now Han Mo actually directly regards himself as that slut's girlfriend? The most important voice is not small, I don't want to hear it, I can't bear it, but my sister-in-law can't bear it.

"I'll you." Han Mo was obviously taken aback by Xia Ye's overreaction, but this thing didn't repent, but with a very pitiful expression of Lin Yunhai, he said something that made Xia Ye even more crazy.

"Brother, your tigress is too fierce, how can you hold it down, it's hard to ......"

Before Han Mo finished speaking, Lin Yunhai hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear of saying anything thunderous again.

Is it possible that this guy can't feel the monstrous murderous aura of the man? Or is it really so sluggish when people are fat?

Lin Yunhai had no doubt that if Han Mo continued to talk like this, the man would go straight away, regardless of whether he was in class or not, whether he was an old witch or not. The consequences of the man's rampage are terrible, and he can't afford to play it.

Not...... Not......

Han Mo was covered by Lin Yunhai and couldn't speak, so he could only keep muttering.

"Brother, for the sake of our lives, I beg you to stop talking."

Lin Yunhai reminded carefully, and then slowly let go of his hand under Han Mo's eyes.

Seeing that Han Mo finally put away his mouth in the summer night, he couldn't help but snort and don't turn his head, the so-called out of sight is nothing more than that.

"That Yunhai-san." After being silent for a long time, Han Mo couldn't help but ask cautiously, "The girl next door to you is really not your daughter...... What's that! ”

Han Mo originally wanted to say, that's really not your girlfriend's. But under the signal of Lin Yunhai's eyes, he hurriedly changed his words to what it was, and obviously from his eyes, he still thought that Lin Yunhai was a couple on a summer night.

"Cut"

Xia Ye stared back at Mo Han and Lin Yunhai, and then turned his head higher. At the same time, I warned myself in my heart that there was no need to be angry because of this slut.

And after Lin Yunhai's laborious explanation, Han Mo finally believed that although Lin Yunhai and Xia Ye knew each other, they really had nothing to do with it, at most it was a dime.

"As a man, how can you let someone else, after all, she is a woman." Although I don't know what Lin Yunhai and Xia Ye quarreled for, the boldness of being a Shandong person made Han Mo feel that Lin Yunhai's behavior of scheming with girls was a bit inappropriate.

"Where does he look like a man?"

Xia Ye, who had been talking all the time, also said coldly at this time, "He simply insulted the word man." ”

Although Xia Ye has not paid attention to Lin Yunhai and Mo Han, but in fact, she has been listening carefully to the conversation between the two of them, as long as Lin Yunhai, a slut, says something inappropriate, she will immediately attack, although she is still in class, but she still has a way to rectify this rogue.

And what Han Mo said at this time made Xia Ye feel that this dead fat man was not so annoying, at least he could speak human words.

"Damn."

"You dead man, who do you say doesn't look like a man." Lin Yunhai turned his head and stared at Xia Ye's side face indignantly, and then seemed to think of something and couldn't help but say leisurely, "I'm not like a man in the first place, because I'm a man in the first place." ”

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yunhai pursed his lips with disdain, "Unlike a certain man, there is no place on the whole body that looks like a girl, the big one is not big, the small one is not small, the typical male hormone is too much, and it is ......"

It's just that before Lin Yunhai could speak, he felt a sharp pain in his waist.

Xia Ye has endured it again and again because of class, but Lin Yunhai, who has to make inches, still breaks her bottom line, so she can only make this decision.

"Nima, you dead man, let go."

Lin Yunhai lowered his voice and roared, and reached out to pinch the summer night as he spoke.

But Xia Ye seemed to have expected Lin Yunhai to be like this, protecting his waist with one hand and pinching hard with the other. poured all the anger that had been suppressed since last week on this slut.。

"Dead man, we gentlemen don't move our mouths, you let go."

"Are you a gentleman? You're just a slut, thank you" Xia Ye snorted proudly, and then smiled very charmingly, "Didn't you say I'm a man?" Since I'm a man, I naturally don't use my hands and mouth. ”

It's relieving, it's so relieving.

I don't know why Xia Ye felt very comfortable when she saw Lin Yunhai, a slut, as soon as she was deflated, she had no doubt that she would really explode if she was so angry with this slut just now.

"Sister, eldest sister, eldest sister Xia, the little one is wrong, you just raise your noble hand and spare the little one."

Lin Yunhai was half-hunched, and two lines of tears were already hanging on his distorted features.

The soft flesh on his waist is fatal to any man, let alone being held by Xia Ye, a man who has a deep hatred for him, so Lin Yunhai can only admit it.

Lin Yunhai didn't think about directly knocking off the evil hand on his waist, but that hand was like growing on his waist at this time, as long as he moved, he could only be pulled more painfully under the action of inertia, so he couldn't move, he didn't move, he couldn't move, he could only pray for the man's conscience to find out and let go quickly.

But how could it be so easy to let go on a summer night?

As the saying goes, I'd rather offend villains than women, not to mention a fierce sister like a man who has revenge.

", the dead man's labor and management are fighting with you."

Since Xia Ye didn't want to let go at all, Lin Yunhai was also anxious, and even looked at Xia Ye's chest, although it was just a passing breast, but as the most sensitive place for women, Xia Ye was still startled.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yunhai heard a deafening scream.

"Ahh

In an instant, the entire class turned their attention to Lin Yunhai and the others.

And the old witch was blushing and pointed at Lin Yunhai and the others, "You, you, you, follow me." Then he strode out.

Han Mo cried with a sad face and said innocently, "What does the matter between the two of them matter to me?" ”

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