Chapter 75: Where's Daddy?
"Huh?" Yang Liuyi imagined 10,000 kinds of opening statements, but he never thought that Liu Xian would start like this, even if he teased himself, he was mentally prepared to borrow money? Although Liu Xian is not particularly particular about what he wears, he doesn't look like he is short of money at all, and he borrows money by himself?
"You...... How much do you want to borrow? "Although I am angry with him, but when the chengguan came, he really helped himself, I can't say that I won't borrow it, and it's good to be able to repay his personal favor.
"Borrow as much as you have in your pocket!" Liu said seriously.
Yang Liuyi didn't ask him what he was going to do, and took out all the money in his pocket, Yang Liuyi didn't live in school, so he only had some pocket money on his body in case of emergency, and he only had 16 yuan on his body, which was not a small amount in the hands of high school students at that time.
"Here, that's all!" Yang Liuyi did not hesitate and handed the money to Liu Xian, "Is it enough?" I'll tell my mom to ask for it in a while, what are you going to do? ”
"It's okay, I want to confess to you, if you don't agree, I won't pay back."
After being slapped by the beauty, Liu was much more comfortable. What a cheap word? Just think about Yang Liuyi's nickname - sick Xi Shi, what a ladylike person she is usually, she was forced to use violence one after another by Liu Busy.
"Remember, come to my house in a while, shut your mouth and eat, and don't talk nonsense!"
"How do you eat when you keep your mouth shut?" Liu said aggrievedly.
"Eat with your nose!" Yang Liuyi didn't have a good airway.
"I'm not an elephant."
"Anyway, don't speak! If you dare to bewitch the public, believe it or not, I will beat you? ”
But I'm scared to death, I'm so scared, Yang Liuyi's wind-blown willow-like beating, it's not enough to beat himself on the back, and he threatens people with force? Okay, I compromised, Liu was busy thinking about it, and said cheaply: "What if your mother asks me questions?" ”
"Ask what you answer, don't use the question to play!"
"Then your mother wants to ask, where did the footprints on your body come from, can I say that you kicked them?"
"......" Yang Liuyi was really speechless, "That...... Footprints are not allowed to be seen by my mother! ”
"Then she wants to ask me how my hair is messy, what do I say? I'm not very good at lying, but when you plucked my hair and used your elbow and big root planing in succession, your movements were extremely beautiful and coherent, and it was pleasing to the eye, can I praise it? ”
Yang Liuyi was sad and indignant, "You...... Organize it yourself! ”
Liu hurriedly scratched his hair a few times with his hand, and it became even more messy.
Yang Liuyi, who was forced to be helpless, had no choice but to take out a comb from her schoolbag and comb Liu Bus's hair by the light of the street lamp.
"Keep your head down! I can't reach it! Although Yang Liuyi didn't speak well, she just started beating someone, and she was a little wrong, and this was also helping herself cover up, and her movements were still relatively gentle.
Liu hurriedly squatted down and let Yang Liuyi fiddle.
So a very strange picture appeared under the street lamp, a beautiful girl with long hair and a shawl, combed the hair of a squatting lewd boy, and the shadows of the two were pulled by the street lamp. The horror story was originally a warm picture of eyebrows and sideburns, but because it was changed to a bad location, it looked very grotesque.
After combing Liu Xian's hair, he looked back and forth, left and right, patted the dust off his clothes, and tidied up his collar, it is estimated that his mother should not be able to see it. Thinking about it again, it felt like a new son-in-law came to the door, and he also helped him comb his hair and arrange his collar, and Yang Liuyi's face turned red when he thought of this.
"Hurry up and leave after eating, don't talk nonsense! Remember! In order to hide her embarrassment, Yang Liuyi put on a straight face again.
"What if your mother keeps me?"
Yang Liuyi really couldn't bear it anymore, so she couldn't talk to him, and as soon as she spoke, she was so angry that you wanted to hit someone, and the hair that she had just combed was messed up again.
Don't speak, can't speak! Yang Liuyi didn't say anything, Liu Xiangang didn't say anything after being beaten twice, the two walked in a muffled voice, seeing that it was almost there, Yang Liuyi finally instructed: "If you don't want me to beat you again, just remember, like the arrested revolutionary martyrs, don't say anything about beating you to death!" Do you hear that? Why don't you speak? ”
"I'm thinking about whether to be like the revolutionary martyrs, preferring to die rather than give in to your force!" Liu hurriedly straightened his waist.
It's useless to say anything to him about this hob meat, Yang Liu simply looked away, ignored him anymore, and walked straight ahead.
"Wait a minute, let me buy two fruits!"
Yang Liuyi's heart warmed when she heard this, it turned out that she borrowed money for this, but she knew some sophistication, "No need, just know how to pretend in front of my mother!" ”
"Then what's the matter, does the new son-in-law come to the door empty-handed for the first time?"
The glimmer of goodwill just now suddenly vanished! didn't want to pay attention to him, but Yang Liuyi couldn't help but turn around, her apricot eyes rolled around, "Who are you son-in-law?" ”
"Fuck you."
In order not to destroy the hairstyle that had just been combed, this time Yang Liuyi didn't grab her hair, nor did she get her feet, and picked up Liu Xian's arm is a bite!
Liu Busy screamed, raised his arm and saw that there was a clear tooth mark on his forearm, and it was bloodshot, and the medical knowledge he had accumulated now played a role, saliva could stop bleeding, so Liu Busy sucked the wound himself.
Yang Liuyi blushed suddenly, he took advantage of his mouth just now, plus he usually held grudges, he bit him angrily for a while, and he regretted it after biting, but he felt much more comfortable, but he saw Liu Busy sucking on the wound he had just bitten, and there was still his own saliva on it, which was eaten, isn't it a ...... Yang Liuyi was slightly apologetic, a little shy, and looked at Liu Xian quietly, with a very embarrassed expression.
Liu Xian didn't think about it so much at first, but after seeing Yang Liuyi's expression, he knew what the problem was, so sucking turned into licking, and licking was extremely obscene.
That trace of apology disappeared in an instant, why didn't I bite you to death! Yang Liuyi turned around and left, Liu was busy and couldn't buy anything, and then continued to follow.
Unexpectedly, Yang Liuyi's house is not too far from the newly bought house of Liu Xian, it is a bungalow next to the community, not much stronger than the shantytown, the small courtyard, after the tricycle of Yang's mother stall is parked there, there is almost only one aisle left, the house is a brick and wood structure, although it is old, but it looks quite strong. When you enter the house, although the room furnishings are old, but they are still tidy, if you want to say that the night market sells Malatang, although it is inconspicuous, but it is not less than going to work, how can the family be so shabby?
didn't allow Liu to think too much, Mother Yang greeted her, politely made the empty-handed Liu busy a little embarrassed, the tables, chairs, dishes and chopsticks in the room have been prepared, and a rice cooker with an open lid in the middle of the table acts as a hot pot, the red soup in the pot has been tumbled, and the dishes inside are ready.
"You're late from class, I'm afraid you'll be hungry, I'm counting that the time is almost up, so I'll turn on the fire first, come, eat directly! Mix your own spices! ”
Such an enthusiastic mother-in-law, what else can she say? Liu hurriedly pretended to be a good child, "Thank you, Auntie!" You're so thoughtful, don't say it, I'm really hungry, then you're welcome! After speaking, he squinted at Yang Liuyi, what does that mean, it's not taboo to say this, right?
It's just the usual kind words, but as soon as Liu Xian said it, he seemed very sensible, and it was to attract adults to like it, Yang Liuyi was also depressed, and he couldn't even let him say this kind of thing in front of his mother. Alas......
"Yiyi, what are you still doing in a daze, taking care of guests!"
Compared with the usual Malatang, the hot pot not only has more mutton, but also has a much stronger taste, it must be specially added by Yang's mother, Liu is not polite, he clamps the chopsticks, and he is sweating after a while. I was happy to eat, and I couldn't help but praise two sentences, "Auntie, as soon as you eat this hot pot, give me a gluttony, and in the future, the spicy hot pot in your night market will not be able to satisfy me, and you don't say that you will open a restaurant, this hot pot is enough to be a must!" ”
"It's okay, if you want to eat, come to Auntie, Auntie will make it for you!"
Yang's mother wanted a son before, and when she saw Liu Busy's tiger head, she just liked it, and she vigorously served him vegetables, and Liu Busy did not refuse to come, no matter what she wanted, she pulled it into her mouth.
Yang Liu was next to him, kicked Liu Xian under the table, and signaled with his eyes, you talk a little too much! Liu hurriedly shrank his neck, saying that he didn't say much, and then Yang's mother's words, he simply replied: "Okay!" ”
Liu was busy and didn't speak, he simply blocked his mouth with food, and looked at Yang Liuyi while eating, that means, you see, I don't have much to say!
Liu Xian didn't speak, but he was happy to eat, rolled up his sleeves, and the shocking tooth marks on his arm dangled in front of Yang's mother's eyes. Mother Yang looked at Liu Xian like her son-in-law, almost good eyes, so big tooth marks are still bloody, how can I not see it?
"Ahh Little favor, what's wrong with your hands? ”
Liu Xian didn't pay attention to this problem, he was asked for a while, and he didn't know how to say it, but fortunately, he had something in his mouth, pretending to be very spicy and hot, unable to speak, and looked directly at Yang Liuyi.
Now Yang Liuyi also panicked, how to explain this? I can't make it up!
When the things in his mouth were swallowed sooner or later, Liu Busy had to say, "Auntie, do you believe me when I said it was bitten by a dog?" ”
Yang Liuyi's eyes behind him were instantly full of murderous aura, and Liu Xian was kicked in the leg at the same time. Yang Liuyi finally understood why he was beaten by several girls on the table when he saw Liu busy for the first time, he was so beaten!
"Don't lie to Auntie, it's a human bite, I can see it." Mother Yang saw the two of them change their faces and color, and she had already guessed the approximately.
"It wasn't Yang Liuyi who bit it." Liu Busy resolutely does not betray his teammates! "Although the shape of this tooth is very similar to Yiyi, it really wasn't her bite, you see, her teeth are white, and this tooth mark is red!"
Yang Liuyi is about to explode in the back, is this the legendary pig teammate? The matter has come to this point, and it is impossible to admit it, Yang Liuyi stood up, "Mom, don't ask, I bit it, because ......" This matter is easy to recognize, but how to explain it?
"Because she's hungry!" Liu Xian replied very smartly.
Mother Yang, as a person who has come over, how can she not guess the little thoughts of her children, her daughter's face is red, Liu is busy with such a smart child, and now she is incoherent, I am afraid that the two of them have already secretly fallen in love, right? If you want to say that Liu is busy, this young man is not bad, he wants to be big, he has to have good looks, and he is kind-hearted, sensible, and knows a lot, and he can talk about the city management as a paper, so how can ordinary people compare to his eloquence? It's a good candidate, but I'm afraid they're young...... Alas, why bother? Even if the two are really in love, they can't say it in front of Liu Busy, they just helped themselves.
"Yiyi, you are not allowed to bully Liu Busy! You know? Mother Yang turned the page lightly, and both of them were relieved, but before Liu hurriedly took his arm out of Mother Yang's hand, the door slammed open.
"Who is he? What are you holding his hand for? In front of your daughter, you ...... Do you still want face? ”
A drunken middle-aged man, with fluffy hair, dark eye circles, and stubble on his face, pointed at Liu Busy's nose as soon as he entered the door, Liu Busy is so angry, you want to say that between me and Yang Liuyi, I don't have an opinion on how disgusting you say, but this is the mother-in-law! You're too slippery!
"You...... What are you doing back? Mother Yang suddenly looked sad and angry, "You are drunk like no other, and you are not ashamed to be in front of Yiyi's classmates!" ”
"I'm not coming back? This is my house, why wouldn't I come? If I don't come back, you might do something to me! What are you doing when you have nothing to do with a little white face at home? Still shabu mutton? I don't even see you when I come back, so I can get you a snack! ”
Liu Xian has already understood, the drunkard who came should be Yang Liuyi's father, no wonder Yang Liuyi is the only one who helps his mother set up a stall, it turns out that Yang's father is an alcoholic, and if he doesn't go home for three days, the family is already on the verge of breakdown.
At this time, Yang Liuyi stood up, "Dad, he is my classmate, he helped bring things back from the chengguan stall today, my mother just invited him home for a meal in order to thank him, don't say it so ugly!" ”
"Get out of the way! Where can your child interject when adults talk? Father Yang didn't listen to Yang Liuyi's explanation at all, and pushed it away, Yang Liuyi was unsteady on her feet, almost fell, and could barely stand, but Liu Busy secretly pushed her foot forward and kicked away her stool.
It's a pity that the parents are here, and they can't hold it for a long time.
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't care who you take from home, give me the family's money, don't you want me to go? Out of sight! ”
At this time, Yang's mother's tears had already flowed out, and it was too embarrassing to be in front of a junior, "No! You don't see anyone for three days, you know that you are gambling outside, and you need money when you go home and reach out? How can I have any money for you! ”
Originally, Liu Xian's position was very embarrassing, but he was really reluctant to leave, with such a superb father-in-law as the foundation, presumably Yang Liuyi would have much lower requirements for himself. Now the relationship is complicated, if it is simply the father-in-law, then it is okay to please, if it is simply to smash the field, then directly use force, but the two identities overlap, this is not easy to do. Liu Xian didn't speak, and he didn't know what to say, this time the mother and daughter of the Yang family were uncomfortable, and it was also uncomfortable for him to be caught in the middle.
At this time, Yang Liuyi also cried, this unbearable scene at home, no one wants outsiders to see it, especially the people he cares about, Yang Liuyi is crying pear blossoms with rain, crying and pushing Liu busy, meaning you go, I don't want you to see it.
"Uncle, you don't know me anymore?" Liu Xian stood up suddenly, and the big man of more than 1.8 meters was inserted between Yang's father and Yang's mother, who were confronting, and a sentence led the topic elsewhere.
Liu Busy Diary:
1. Bullying his wife and children at home, and a man who has no status outside is really fucked.
2. The government that bullies the people at home and has no status in the international community is even more fucked.
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