Chapter 16 Su Jun suffers first, followed by Zhang Shuhai

In the past few days, Zhang Shuhai is like a star, and there are people who greet him wherever he goes, and he can't help but feel that the power of beauty is great, and even the people next to her will be irradiated.

After dinner that day, when Zhang Shuhai went to take a bath, the phone in the dormitory rang. Shen Huaishan ran to look at Zhang Shuhai's mobile phone, and when he saw the name "Momo" on it, he immediately shouted: "It's Lin Zimo calling." ”

The entire dormitory seemed to explode in an instant. "Really called?" Lu Zishi was still a little unconvinced.

"A flower, and another head stuck on cow dung." Su Jun sighed.

"You're enough, you at least have Xiao Xiao, what about us?" Zhou Jinpeng was upset for himself.

"I took it." Shen Huaishan said.

"Voiceover." Su Jun smiled, and then motioned for everyone to calm down.

Shen Huaishan answered the phone a little tremblingly, and on the other end of the phone, Lin Zimo said loudly: "Why did it take so long to answer the phone?" Who are you dating? Do you know that it is rude to ask a girl to wait that long? What about people? Still alive? Tell me? ”

Shen Huaishan suddenly didn't know what to say, several of them gathered together, and they were all stunned, but Zhou Jinpeng reacted first and said, "Zhang Shuhai went to take a bath, not in the dormitory." ”

"yes, yes, he went to take a shower, not in the dormitory." If you want to say who is the No. 1 pig teammate of the year, it must be Shen Huaishan, everyone wants to kick him in this sentence, this is answering the phone, can the two of them say it together?

As soon as Lin Zimo heard that it was not Zhang Shuhai who answered the phone, she felt a little bad, she was a little rushed to speak just now, of course, this is nothing. But then I heard a person talking, which means that the other party must be on the voice, and I don't know how many people are listening, and the image is completely ruined. She felt the urge to kill someone, and said, "Who else, who else is around?" ”

Lu Zishi was so angry that he punched and kicked Shen Huaishan, saying, "Shen Huaishan, are you a pig?" ”

Su Jun said: "It's a good show. ”

Lin Zimo was so angry that her teeth itched, and she couldn't lose her temper, she turned to Xiao Xiao and said, "Xiao Xiao, your Su Jun is eavesdropping on me, do you want to say a few words to him?" "She's very smart enough to find her best friend to help her get angry.

Xiao Xiao over there took the phone and said, "Su Jun, hurry up and roll down the stairs for the old lady and give you five minutes." ”

Lu Zishi and the others began to look at Su Jun with very sympathetic eyes, and Su Jun looked at Shen Huaishan viciously.

Lin Zimo took the phone back and said, "Listen, a few of you, Zhang Shuhai came back and asked him to call me back." After speaking, he hung up the phone decisively, and this call made him a little depressed.

Hearing the busy sound of "ding" on the phone, Su Jun pushed Shen Huaishan down and shouted, "Beat him, this idiot." ”

Shen Huaishan denied it again and again, and said aggrievedly: "It's none of my business, I didn't mean it, it has nothing to do with me." These denials did not get rid of the humiliation of everyone, and Zhou Jinpeng also pressed Shen Huaishan's stumbling legs very excitedly.

After a while, Su Jun reluctantly got up and straightened his clothes, and said, "I'll clean you up later." Then he ran downstairs in a puff of smoke. Behind him there was a mocking laugh.

And Xiao Dianwen, who was next to him, gave a rare direction to the book in his hand, helped his glasses, and said: "Actually, Zhang Shuhai is very serious about studying, but I didn't expect Lin Zimo to like him." ”

Zhou Jinpeng seemed to have discovered a new continent, and said, "Oh, Xiao Dianwen, what do you know?" Unexpectedly, you also started gossiping. ”

Xiao Dianwen said: "I am not high in EQ, and I am not not IQ enough, there is a big difference between the two. ”

Shen Huaishan said: "You said that Lin Zimo likes Zhang Shuhai, alas, now that the facts are in front of me, although I don't want to believe it, I also believe it, but you said that he loves to learn, why didn't I find out?" ”

Xiao Dianwen said: "The ancients said: worship God is like a god. This is true of worship, and the same is true of learning, although many people go to class, but when the person reaches the god, it is better not to go to such a class. And according to my observation, in fact, Zhang Shuhai has already completed many of the courses we are learning now. ”

Zhou Jinpeng asked, "How do you know?" ”

Xiao Dianwen asked rhetorically: "You also know." ”

Su Jun asked incomprehensibly: "What dumb riddles do you play, and what do you know?" ”

"Today, Lin Zimo took advanced math homework to Zhang Shuhai's kid to copy, and that kid picked out the three mistakes in it in less than two minutes, it's really evil." Zhou Jinpeng explained, and then asked, "Xiao Dianwen, how do you know?" ”

Xiao Dianwen pointed to Zhang Shuhai's mobile phone and said, "There is an e-book in this mobile phone, if my guess is right, you can open the e-book inside and know." ”

Shen Huaishan hurriedly took his mobile phone and began to flip through it, there are many books on flowers and animals such as "Bonsai Art", "Experience Tips for Raising Flowers", "Raising Orchids", "Introduction to Family Ornamental Animals" and other flowers and animals, as well as many ancient books, such as "The Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic", "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", "Illustrations of Animals and Plants in the Book of Poetry" and so on.

"What do you see?" Xiao Dianwen asked.

"Some messy books." Shen Huaishan replied casually.

Lu Zishi looked a little clear, he turned his head and asked Xiao Dianwen: "Why do you know Zhang Shuhai so well?" Did you know each other before? ”

Xiao Dianwen raised the book in his hand and said, "I've been reading some books on psychology recently, and I happened to find a research object, but I didn't expect to find something interesting." ”

Shen Huaishan said: "Psychology? Is that accurate? After studying psychology, can you figure out when I will find a girlfriend? ”

Xiao Dianwen still looked like Gu Bo was not surprised, and said: "Psychology is not tarot cards, nor astrology, nor is it Mai Shenxiang, except for the fact that you can see that you do have a problem with your brain, you can't see anything else." ”

At this time, Zhang Shuhai came back from a bath, he pushed open the door and saw a group of people gathered together, and the mobile phone in Shen Huaishan's hand was a little familiar, and after a closer look, it was really his own. He snatched his phone back and said, "What are you looking at with my phone?" Is there a brain disease? ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. Shen Huaishan, who said this, suddenly turned pale, and Xiao Dianwen and they all covered their mouths and laughed secretly. Shen Huaishan's cats whose tails were trampled on pointed at their noses one by one and shouted: "Your brain is sick, you, your whole family is sick in the brain." ”

The other people in the dormitory didn't refute either, they just kept laughing, and Shen Huaishan ran to cover their mouths one by one, shouting, "Don't laugh, don't laugh." ”

After a while, they stopped, and Zhou Jinpeng explained: "Lin Zimo just called you and asked you to call him back?" ”

Zhang Shuhai asked suspiciously: "Did you pick it up?" ”

Zhou Jinpeng shook his head, and then pointed at Shen Huaishan.

Zhang Shuhai asked again: "Then how do you know what was said on the phone?" You guys, you know? Voiceover? By the way, what about Su Jun? ”

Lu Zishi said: "Xiao Xiao called him over and said that there was something. ”

Zhang Shuhai then figured out what was going on, and said: "You guys really have the ability, you want to eavesdrop and get caught by others, whose idea is this?" ”

Lu Zishi immediately put himself aside and said: "Actually, I refused, it was Shen Huaishan's mobile phone, and he also turned on the voiceover when he answered the phone, and asked everyone to come over and listen to it together, this is obviously a joke about wanting to see your girlfriend!" ”

Shen Huaishan still wanted to argue, so Zhou Jinpeng nodded and said: "And Su Jun, who was also coaxed there, but was called by Xiao Xiao for questioning, he really deserved it." "Anyway, Su Jun won't come back to confront him, obviously he wants to frame him.

Shen Huaishan finally had a chance, he said: "I was wronged, this matter has nothing to do with me." ”

Zhang Shuhai touched his nose and didn't continue to ask, but said: "Momo and I haven't talked about it yet, don't talk nonsense." ”

Shen Huaishan immediately mended the knife and said, "Pull it down, Lin Zimo is still waiting for your call, and you still say that you haven't talked about it." ”

Zhang Shuhai put down his toiletry bag, took the phone to the balcony, turned his head and saw a few people around, so he pushed them open, then closed the door of the balcony tightly, and dialed the phone in front of a few people.

The phone rang three times, and Lin Zimo connected: "Hey." ”

"Momo, what's wrong with me?"

Lin Zimo said angrily: "I can't look for you if it's okay?" ”

Zhang Shuhai realized that he had said the wrong thing and explained: "No, I mean you can come to me at any time and for anything." ”

Lin Zimo said: "Looking for you at any time? No one answered a phone call, how dare I trouble you again. ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "I just went to take a shower and didn't bring my mobile phone. ”

Lin Zimo said: "Why is this so familiar, you are making a good confession with your group of fox friends and dog friends." ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "How can I do it, if I want to make a confession, I have to string with you, what do you want to string with them?" ”

Lin Zimo was immediately amused and said, "I heard that you didn't go to class in the afternoon." ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "You are not around, and you are so boring in class." ”

Lin Zimo smiled: "Still poor, where are the flowers you said to me last time, I haven't seen them for a month." ”

Zhang Shuhai didn't expect Lin Zimo to put this headless thing on his head in a blink of an eye, he said: "I'm ready for that flower, when are you going to take it?" ”

Lin Zimo said: "Why do you want me to go over and get something for me?" If I don't take it, I won't give it away, right? ”

said this, as if all the previous mistakes were on Zhang Shuhai's head at once, so he couldn't refute it, Zhang Shuhai had to find an excuse and said: "Momo, won't it be Christmas in a few days!" ”

Lin Zimo said: "Okay, you Zhang Shuhai, I knew you wanted to do this, pick a time to give me the things that originally belonged to me, and I will save you money for a gift, right, stingy, I really have no conscience." Lin Zimo was afraid that he would laugh when he spoke, gritted his teeth and squinted his eyes and pinched his thighs, and his legs were pinched red.

Zhang Shuhai's brain suddenly became a little big, no matter how he said it, he became his own, he said: "Then I'll send you flowers now?" ”

Lin Zimo suddenly pretended to be embarrassed and said, "You didn't answer the phone when I asked you just now, and now I'm sleeping." ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "It's only past six o'clock, and I slept so early. ”

Lin Zimo said casually: "In winter, of course you have to go to bed earlier." ”

Zhang Shuhai proposed again: "Then tomorrow, I'll send it to you after you finish class?" ”

Lin Zimo asked, "You want to skip class again?" ”

Zhang Shuhai touched his nose and said, "I'll talk about this topic another day." ”

Lin Zimo didn't plan to let Zhang Shuhai pass the test, and said: "There is a bonsai class tomorrow morning, you send it to me, and by the way, let the teacher help comment on it, if the planting is not good, don't say I'll throw it back for you." ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "Oh, you want me to go to class, right?" ”

Lin Zimo was called by Zhang Shuhai and threatened: "You don't want to? ”

Zhang Shuhai touched his nose and said with a smile: "Yes, why don't you want to, you have asked for it, even if it is the sword mountain and the sea of fire, I have to go." ”

Lin Zimo said: "It's just asking you to go to class, is it as serious as you said?" ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "I know that you are good to me, so I thought of such a way to ask me to go to class." ”

When Lin Zimo heard Zhang Shuhai say this, she suddenly felt a little aggrieved, she said: "It's really good to repay kindness, do you know, you haven't been going to class like this, and some teachers will not ask you to take the exam when the time comes, so that even if you know more, you will fail the course." ”

Zhang Shuhai said indifferently: "If you don't take the course, you will hang, and I don't plan to rely on the diploma to eat." ”

Lin Zimo said a little aggrieved: "However, I don't want you to fail." ”

Zhang Shuhai was stunned, he only thought that this matter had no effect on him, but he didn't expect that someone would care so much about him, he said: "Okay, then listen to you, go to class, don't worry." ”

Lin Zimo pouted and said, "This is what you said, I didn't force you." ”

Zhang Shuhai smiled: "Yes, I said it myself, Momo, do you want me to give you a suggestion." ”

Lin Zimo said: "What suggestions, you say." ”

Zhang Shuhai touched his nose and said, "Momo, you should learn to be thick-skinned." Actually, if you like it, I can say it directly, without being so tactful. ”

Lin Zimo suddenly shouted: "Who likes you, you shameless, go downstairs, I'm going to fight you alone." ”

Zhang Shuhai said: "You are not lying down, I can't disturb your sleep." ”

Lin Zimo realized that she had just said that she had just covered herself, and said: "Okay, just your poor mouth, I just care about you as a friend, don't think about it." ”

Zhang Shuhai smiled: "Don't worry, I didn't think much about it, I just made a joke." ”

When Lin Zimo heard this, he didn't know why, a sour taste welled up in his heart, and he said: "Since you are joking, then you can find someone else, my words are over, it's time to sleep." After speaking, without waiting for Zhang Shuhai to reply, he hung up the phone. Then he was so angry that he put the phone still on the bed and said to himself: "Call you joking, call you joking." ”

Zhang Shuhai, who just wanted to explain, found that Lin Zimo hung up the phone before he could speak, he frowned, feeling very strange, thought for a while, touched his nose again, and muttered: Does she really like me? He was skeptical as he said this. Soon, Zhang Shuhai put this matter aside, also lay on the bed, and began to fiddle with his space flowers and plants, occasionally saying that he would bury Su Jun who did not return at night with everyone.

But Lin Zimo couldn't sleep, looking at her phone, complaining that Zhang Shuhai didn't call back, complaining that he didn't even send a message, and complaining that she shouldn't hang up the phone like that, and kept complaining and waiting until late at night before she fell asleep. Even Lin Zimo didn't realize that she began to care very much about Zhang Shuhai's words and deeds, her image, Zhang Shuhai's thoughts, and her appearance in Zhang Shuhai's eyes.

This is love, beautiful and torturous love.