Chapter 5 Xiao Kuaishou's ability
Dressed in a blue-gray robe, a beanie hat of the same color, and sunglasses, he sat on the street. Set up a table in front of you and pick up a flag overhead. The flag reads that he is proficient in Zhou Yi gossip, good at calculating marriage, fortune, good luck and evil, and sending the number of gods and nephews in the rivers and lakes. This is a fortune teller.
There was a person sitting in front of the hexagram stall, but he was dressed in formal trousers and a top hat, dressed like a successful person. Although this man was sitting in front of the hexagram stall, his eyes were looking into the slanted thorns. The fortune teller took this man's hand, and the words in his mouth seemed to be showing palmistry to this man.
If you can hear it when you get closer, it doesn't seem that the words spoken by this god operator have much to do with fortune telling.
"Yingying, be calm! Don't be in a hurry, we still have to believe in Xiao Kuaishou's ability. If he couldn't even do this little thing, he would have been caught by the government and put in prison. We can't have foreseen him, can we? ”
"I know, I'm not in a hurry. But Brother Feng, why did you bother so much this time? In the past, our cough was always straight. You want to get rid of Carpenter Zhang and let me go and shoot him in front of you, why bother? ”
"Yingying, I'm now the commander-in-chief of the guerrillas in the entire Northeast, so we have to learn to pay attention to strategy, right? You, no matter how big your ability is, there is only one person, and I will send you every time, in case of an accident, you won't feel sorry for me! I'm telling you, you won't be allowed to go out on adventures without my permission! You are the leader of the detachment, why don't you use the hundreds of people below? ”
Ren Laifeng patiently enlightened Feng Wenying, trying to pull him out of the misunderstanding of personal hero ideas.
The two of them were too engaged in talking, and they didn't notice that there were several puppet soldiers on the other side of the street lining up to come this way.
"Hey, fortune teller, hurry up! This is a key area, it is forbidden to set up stalls to tell fortunes, go quickly! The puppet army led by him waved his hand and wanted to let the wind go.
"Stop! It's too cheap for you to go like this. Pay a fine of fifty dollars and leave! "This is what another guard said, this guy seems to be a small leader, and it is estimated that he is either the squad leader or the deputy squad leader.
A fine of fifty dollars? Ren Laifeng is not without money, he has money with him. However, he was blackmailed by several puppet soldiers, and he couldn't agree to anything. His eyes rolled and he pulled a backer, "Boss, do you know Xie Chunting?" ”
"Xie Chunting? What is he mentioning? Do you know Mr. Xie? The puppet army squad leader was a little puzzled. Xie Chunting is a well-known wealthy man in Lanxi County, can this scheming person know Xie Chunting? It doesn't look like it.
"Hehe, Xie Chunting and I are cousins, and Brother Chunting is my cousin. You don't know, my stall was put here by my cousin Chunting. If you don't believe me, I'll take you to my cousin now. ”
"Xie Chunting is your cousin? You're a braggart. Why don't you say that Head Wang is your cousin? ”
"Yes. Do you want to have a relative of the Xie family, and you still use it to set up a stall here to tell fortunes? Mr. Xie will give you both casually, which is enough for you to buy a house and land to marry a little wife. ”
"Just like your poor sourness, you still want to be related to Mr. Xie? It's a big daylight dream, the toad wants to eat swan meat, wants to blind your eyes! ”
A few puppet soldiers, one of them spoke more viciously than the other. Feng Wenying next to him couldn't bear it anymore, and when he heard that the puppet soldiers were still chattering, Feng Wenying's hand was on his waist, and there was a gun there.
"Okay, okay, you don't believe it, don't you believe it, can't I go?" Ren Laifeng put on a wronged look and began to clean up his stall. The puppet soldiers thought that they had exposed Ren Laifeng's big words, so they naturally refused to let him go like this, and he had to pay the fine.
Ren Laifeng raised his hand and greeted: "Hey, Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, come on!" ”
The puppet soldiers take a look, does this really have relatives? When I turned around, I saw a dry and thin middle-aged man running diagonally from the opposite side, and this person was not dressed very well. It's a little better than the fortune teller, and it's limited, what do the fortune tellers want to do when they call him?
As soon as Xiao Kuaishou finished his work, he saw Ren Laifeng surrounded by several puppet soldiers. He was surprised, and when he heard Ren Laifeng calling him, he naturally wanted to run over to see what was going on. How do you know that when you come to the wind with your predecessor, you actually ask him to borrow money and pay a fine to the puppet army. Xiao Kuaishou was wondering, and when he saw Ren Laifeng giving him a look, he immediately understood in his heart.
"Ah, pay the fine, okay. How much are you missing? Forty worse? Okay, I'll lend you forty dollars first, remember to go back and exchange it for me. As he spoke, he took out a few banknotes from his arms, counted forty yuan, and took a few pieces of change from Ren Laifeng's hand to make them fifty and handed them to the puppet army.
"Sir, take it, it's fifty dollars. Hehe, my cousin is doing this, he talks like this, don't be like him. While handing over the money, he leaned towards the puppet army.
A few puppet soldiers next to him also came over, watching the puppet army squad leader count the money, these people counted down Ren Laifeng together, don't brag here if you don't have the ability. The result? The cow didn't blow well and broke the fortune.
Feng Wenying's face turned white, and Ren Laifeng kept looking at her with her eyes, which didn't let her attack on the spot. Xiao Kuaishou gave the money to the puppet army, and Ren Laifeng's things were also packed up, and the three of them quickly left the place with the fortune teller, and walked into the nearest alley.
"Haha, squad leader, we're a stupid fat sheep today. You have to have a treat, let's go to the Ice City Restaurant for a good meal! Isn't it, brothers, the squad leader has a treat today, and we have to spend at least twenty of these fifty yuan! ”
"Yes, yes, the squad leader is in for a treat!" The puppet army cheered one after another.
The squad leader was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, "Okay, okay, I'm in for a treat." Hey, what about my wallet? What about my wallet? The squad leader suddenly found that his wallet was missing, and he searched all the pockets on his body and didn't find it, and he was dumbfounded.
It's not bad to get 50 yuan of foreign wealth, if you spend 20 yuan on a treat, you will have 30 left, but he has 40 yuan in his wallet and has saved half a year's salary! If this is lost, won't it be a big loss?
The squad leader said that he had lost his wallet, and the puppet soldiers naturally touched their wallets and were still there. As a result, it was okay not to touch it, and several puppet soldiers shouted at the touch, "I lost my wallet too!" "Where's my wallet? Damn, I was still on my body when I touched it just now, who stole my wallet? ”
Stolen wallet? The puppet army shouted, and the others immediately reacted, it turned out that they had encountered a thief, and the wallet was stolen by a thief! The big guys have been together today, how did the thief come and steal the money?
"That cousin who told the fortune just now!" The puppet army squad leader suddenly realized! This morning, just that guy approached them just now, it must have been that skinny bamboo pole who stole everyone's money!