Bad taste.

Yes, Zhang Tan is flirting with young women, with a strange and funny mentality.

Looking at the embarrassed expression on the face of the beautiful girl, there was no fun, and even the depression of being kicked out by the teacher was swept away.

Drink? Seems disgusting.

Don't drink? How to check if the yogurt tastes bad or not.

The young woman was caught off guard by Zhang Tan, but it was a student who was admitted to the university, and she had an idea, so she said, "Then I'll change it for you." ”

Zhang Tan was a little regretful: "What if this bottle is also broken?" You know, it's all the same batch. ”

"I'll drink a bottle first, and if the taste is really wrong, I'll refund you." After saying that, the young woman opened a bottle of unopened yogurt and drank it.

The straw is held in the mouth, and the milky white liquid is sucked down the tube and into the mouth.

Pursed her mouth, felt the taste of yogurt on the tip of her tongue, and the young woman's brows suddenly stretched: "This bottle tastes very positive, very fresh, absolutely no problem." ”

"Oh, yes, then I'm relieved."

"I'll give you a new bottle."

"No, just give me the bottle I drank." Amusement is amusement, and if you cheat a bottle of yogurt to drink, it will be a tasteless.

"Isn't this bottle spoiled?"

"I like to drink spoiled yogurt, it tastes sour."

The young woman blinked her eyes three times, and then suddenly glared at Zhang Tan: "Okay, you were lying to me just now, right?" ”

"Nope." Zhang Tan opened his innocent eyes and said nonsense without credibility, "I don't believe you taste it, the real taste is wrong." ”

Could the deception be any more obvious?

Can the rhythm of the flirting be a little rougher?

The young woman was almost laughed at, and threw the remaining half bottle of yogurt to Zhang Tan: "Hey, little classmate, do you doubt my IQ?" Grab your yogurt and hurry aside. ”

"Where am I small, I'm not small anywhere, okay, beauty, do you want to try it." There are words in the words, and when he says it, Zhang Tan himself feels a little disgusting, too frivolous.

The young woman is not young, of course she understands, but she is not angry, on the contrary, she laughs and waves her hand: "Hurry up, I don't know if it's a student from Shuangdun Middle School, what are you doing when everyone else is in class!" Like a little ruffian. Child! ”

Zhang Tan spread his hands: "I was kicked out by the teacher." ”

The young woman casually asked, "What is the reason for the trouble in class?" ”

"No, he's too handsome."

"What?"

Zhang Tan looked angry: "The teacher is too scumbag, and I am too handsome, and the girls in the class all look at me and don't listen to the teacher's lecture, so my handsomeness has become a sin, and the teacher exiled me from the class." ”

"Go, go, fool around here."

"How is this foolishness, don't you think that the person standing in front of you is a beautiful man with a jade tree in the wind, chic and dignified."

"There's one little turnip."

……

Zhang Tan is a frivolous person, in his previous life, he has intensified and become more and more exaggerated in this life.

Living life casually is his current code of conduct.

In his previous life, he had been abiding by his duties and being honest for thirty years, and he really didn't want to repeat that stereotypical life, like a numb robot. It's a day with a bitter face, and it's a day with a smiling face, so why bother, even if you have something to do, you can find fun by yourself if you have nothing to do.

When he is quiet, he is a beautiful man, and when he is lively, he is a comic youth.

Zhang Tan does not hide the cunning of a little person in his body, in addition to being cunning, he is also trying to improve his taste and add a little artistic atmosphere to himself.

Write novels, play music, make movies, start a company, make some money, collect some fame, take pompous steps, and sing childhood songs.

Live your true self.

"That's what I want."

The bell rings for the end of class.

Seeing from a distance that Luo Jinsong had already left the classroom, he paced and slowly went upstairs and returned to the classroom.

The noise is coming.

"Awesome, Inspector, you awe!" Li Dong, who was sitting at the door, gave an exaggerated thumbs up.

"Passing the prize."

"Zhang Tan, you are so relaxed, you haven't practiced how to be punished before."

"Trust me, it's the first time...... this month. ”

Cao Yuchuan hurriedly reported: "They took the manuscript of your novel. ”

Zhang Tan nodded: "Oh." ”

"The manuscript is with me, Zhang Tan, where is the front part?"

"Didn't bring it."

"Great talent, are you back?"

"Low-key, low-key."

"Obediently, when will the "Four Famous Capture Earthquake Kanto" be published, and we will pay our respects?"

"Don't worry."

When Zhang Tan returned, a huge commotion broke out in the class.

Some people are joking, some people think he is a cow, some people want to read novels, all in all, Zhang Tan was welcomed by his classmates.

He also enjoyed the one-to-one response.

During the period of the new democratic revolution, there were three mountains pressing on the heads of the Chinese, imperialism, feudalism, and bureaucratic capitalism. And for students, there are also three mountains on their heads, teachers, parents and exams, although these three mountains are difficult to overthrow, everyone worships those who dare to resist.

Zhang Tan is undoubtedly the first person to rebel against the teacher in the fifth class of high school.

In fact, he did not succeed in resisting, and was finally punished, but although he was defeated, at least he shook the supreme authority of the teacher.

Rebellious, and sometimes fashionable, is also a fad.

For adolescent students, it is.

As for Zhang Tan himself, he couldn't cry or laugh, and the invisible pretending to be forced was the most deadly, and he seemed to have accidentally pretended to be forced again. But he really didn't want to pretend to be forced like this, pretending to be forced by confronting the teacher, the force is too low, and it can even be said to be naïve. Zhang Tan's grades in school were not good, but in the future, he only regretted not listening to the teacher's lectures and never complained about the teacher.

Teachers are worthy of respect, and the more mature they are, the more they know to respect teachers.

Of course, the premise is that the teacher does not trouble him.

"Low-key, low-key, everyone calm down, it's not a glorious thing, don't mention it again." Zhang Tan waved his hand and sat back in his seat, "Who took my manuscript just now, can you return it to me, the content has no beginning or end, and you can't read it." ”

When the manuscript was returned, there was another wave of voices asking when he was going to publish it.

It is rare for a fiction writer to appear in the class, and everyone is very curious.

Zhang Tan had to say something and sent everyone away: "Eh, I'm going to publish it on "Ancient Legends", you can pay attention to this magazine in the future, "Ancient Legends: Martial Arts Edition", okay, don't ask now." ”

""Legend of the Ancients, okay, next time I go to the bookstore to find it!"

"Martial arts novels, cool!"

"Great talent, I have to invite everyone to dinner after taking the manuscript fee."

Zhang Tan nodded again: "No problem." ”

At this time, Liang Wei, who was talking to someone not far away, had long been tired of seeing Zhang Tan being so popular after he came back, and deliberately said in a joking tone on the side: "Zhang Tan, don't brag, how can a novel be published so easily, I see, we can't wait for you to have a treat." ”

Zhang Tan squinted his eyes and smiled: "Maybe, you can save some money." ”

This is humorous self-deprecation.

But in Liang Wei's view, he admitted defeat and surrendered.

At that time, he shook his hair proudly, and said in a pointing tone: "It seems that Inspector you are still very self-aware, write well, maybe write for a few years, and you will bump into it by chance, and then you will really have a treat, haha." But it's finally a hope, as a hobby, you can do it when you have time, don't do your job. ”

Zhang Tan was a little speechless, this Liang Wei felt too good about himself.

Refuge, I feel too low-level, don't refute, I always feel like a toad lying on the surface of my feet, not biting people.

But before Zhang Tan could get entangled, Zhu Dandan in the front row stood up for him: "Liang Wei, what are you talking about, how do you know that the novel written by Zhang Tan is not good, don't look down on people." ”

"It's just a fact, what's in your way." Liang Wei argued.

Zhu Dandan, who has a hot temper, didn't give the other party a face, and scolded when he opened his mouth: "I haven't even read Zhang Tan's manuscript, the fact that you tell a fart, people like you are the most disgusting." ”

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Today's second update, and there will be another one later.

In addition, single compatriots who are short of books and panicked can go to see Lao Bai's last book "Legend of the Dragon Set" to pass the time.