Hemorrhoids......

No wonder you're lying on your stomach!

I ran all the way over, I was afraid that I wouldn't see you for the last time, I had a hemorrhoid for a long time, and there were more than 200 red lights on the road! Why are you a broken hemorrhoid that has made the city stormy? There is a sad atmosphere in the class, as if you have built a spiritual shed, you will have a hemorrhoid, are you embarrassed?

"I drank with Lao Long that day, and I hooked up the old problem, it's not a big deal! By the way, you came to see me empty-handed? ”

Old guy, do you mean I have to bring you two boxes of fruit snacks or something? Liu Bus's nose was crooked, and the wind was so strong that the tears were blown back, if he cried, it would make this old thing laugh! Don't you blame me for being empty-handed? It doesn't matter, I'm familiar with this hospital!

Dial the nurse on duty on your mobile phone, and you can order food in the senior cadre ward, or even go to a restaurant outside, but a 15% service charge will be charged. "Old Lu, I just came to see you when I was released, I came in a hurry, I didn't buy anything, let's order a few dishes for you, it looks like it's almost dinner."

"Boiled pork slices, Dengying beef, spicy chicken, Mao Xuewang, husband and wife lung slices, mapo tofu ......"

"Liu is busy, Liu is busy! I can't eat spicy! Lao Lu drooled when he heard it, but he couldn't eat it at this time!

"Oh, you can't eat spicy, then let's have a chopped pepper fish head! Another drawer of buns, minced pork, sent to 710. ”

Lao Lu swallowed bitter water fiercely, "You scoundrel! "It's a pity that there is no Guanyin Bodhisattva to pass on my mantra, otherwise I will have to recite him eighty-eight or sixty-four times, and your hemorrhoids will also be recited!

The teacher and student were talking to each other, and as soon as the door of the ward opened, the student representative of Class 8 arrived. Wen Xue was holding flowers, rats were holding a big fruit basket, followed by the third aunt and Dafangzui, and as soon as they entered the door, the four of them stood there with a brush and bowed together: Hello teacher! After getting up, the four of them were stunned in unison, and even their mouths were wide open.

A handful of old Mr. Lu, wearing a hospital gown, was lying on the bed, leaning out one arm and pulling a person's hair, and the other hand was crackling and patting the person's back. Seeing someone come in, the beaten man raised his head - Liu was busy.

Teacher Lu, who had just undergone surgery, was playing with his fists, and Liu Busy, who should still be in the detention center, suddenly appeared in the hospital and was being beaten. Can anyone tell us what this is going on?

Hearing the sound of the door behind him and seeing Liu Busy's strange expression, Lao Lu wanted to turn back, but he didn't dare to move, and his hand was still grabbing Liu Busy's hair. I tried left and right, but I couldn't turn back, so I turned my back to the door and asked, "Who?" ”

"Teacher Lu, it's us! Wen Xue, Shen Yi, Wang Haojun, Dai Fanglin. ”

"Oh, it's you, you can sit and wait for me for a while!" Lu Lao greeted a few people behind him peacefully, and then continued to wave his fists, "I'll let you light the shadow beef, I'll let you chop the pepper fish head!" Also mapo tofu, and husband and wife lung slices! ”

The four classmates frowned for a while, but Wen Xue was eager to try, "Teacher Lu, do you need help?" ”

After beating Liu Busy, Lao Lu felt refreshed, and most of his illness was cured. Seeing a few backbones in the class, I was in a good mood. "You still have to go to self-study, I'm fine, you say you, come on, and spend money indiscriminately!"

"Teacher Lu, it's okay, this is the money from the class fee, and the vast majority of our class fee is punished by Liu Busy." Wen Xue explained.

"Then I'll be relieved." Lu Lao replied with a smile, "You! Squat for me! Hold your head! Didn't the detention center teach you the rules? ”

Liu Xian felt very innocent.

"Teacher Lu, I see that you are in good spirits, what kind of surgery did you have?"

Lao Lu's smile froze on his face, there are still female classmates here, the word hemorrhoids is really difficult to say, third aunt, you can't help but be more straightforward!

"The venous plexus under the mucosa of the lower rectum and under the skin of the anal canal was congested, forming a small venous mass, which was removed and it was fine." Lao Lu thought for a long time and explained.

Liu was busy squatting on the side, "It's what we commonly call 'hemorrhoids'!" ”

A table of takeaways, all Sichuan cuisine, Lao Lu just smelled the fragrance and gnawed a few buns, saliva soaked the pillows, these five people eat this is called a fragrant! One by one, the spicy ears and nose were full of sparks, and he was almost hospitalized with Lao Lu in the anorectal department.

After saying goodbye to Lao Lu, Liu Busy drove his classmates back to school, chatting about what he had seen in the detention center, and Liu Busy asked casually: "I thought Tang Qigongzi and Zhu Yeqing were also here, but they weren't in the classroom." ”

"They ......," the rat stopped talking.

Liu was annoyed when he saw this spitting appearance, he had just been put on the table, and now he still wants to scold the street? Why, they also have hemorrhoids?

"They've been captured!"

Caught? Who is it? Great Demon King or Evil Dragon? Is it that my senior brother is not here, you can only look at the luggage? Tell me, which mountain goblin did it?

It turned out that a lot of things had happened in the three days that Liu was busy.

Principal Long was suspended by the Education Commission, and Lao Lu was hospitalized for surgery. In the mine, Principal Lihu covered the sky with one hand. The Computer Interest Group was forcibly disbanded - they said, of course, suspended. Just yesterday, the school held a large-scale report meeting, inviting parents of students to participate, to publicize the dangers of Internet addiction, and Dr. Yang from the Internet Addiction Rehabilitation Center in Hushi Town tested on the spot, and several cases of Internet addiction patients were diagnosed on the spot, among which Zhu Yeqing and Tang Qigongzi were among them!

"And then, you were caught?"

"In fact, they are not caught, but their parents send them in, and there are not a few who want to send their children in, but the fees there are too high."

Liu hurriedly took out his mobile phone and looked through the previous text messages, only to see an unread text message in the column: "Boss, save me!" ”

The sender is Tang Qigongzi.

Internet Addiction Rehabilitation Center! Tang Qi, who woke up in a dream that day, told himself, what kind of hospital is that! That's a concentration camp!

"Except for Lao Qi and Zhu Yeqing, who else has been arrested?" Liu asked with a calm face.

The mouse replied: "There is also the eighth child, Han Fatzi." ”

"What about the out-of-town workers? Do you have? ”

"Pole dancing, bench, Zou Jianyang are also almost, and there are a few girls left, so I don't know each other."

Damn, it looks like my prison isn't over yet! When you get out of the detention center, you have to go to a concentration camp. This time, there is no way to use the weapon of the law like before, there is no place to appeal, there is no trial, there is only illegal imprisonment and Chiguoguo's violence!

Jailbreak! Brother is going to take you out! How can there be a tattoo?

drove the car directly back to school, relying on his popularity, and he really didn't worry about the car being punctured and scratched in the school. It's already a big recess, what do they like to do with the mouse and the third aunt, Liu Busy went straight to the electric classroom alone.

At this time, the electronic classrooms are open to students for free, but after yesterday's Internet addiction conference, no one dared to come. The key to the electric classroom was in his hand, but Liu was busy standing in front of the door for a long time and didn't open the door.

A notice is posted on the wall, and on the door of the electric classroom, a seal with the school's big seal looks shocking. The general content of the notice is: In order to prevent students from becoming addicted to the Internet, forming Internet addiction, and causing harm to the physical and mental health of students, the electronic classroom is now closed indefinitely, and no one is allowed to use it without permission......

What is the resemblance of history? Hundreds of years ago, in order to prevent students from indulging in strange and obscene skills and playthings, some people put seals on science and technology, thus closing the door to science. In order to prevent the people from being confused by foreign cultures, the ancestors forgot the scriptures, and sealed the coastline and closed the country.

And now Vice Principal Hu, who is covering the sky with one hand, actually closed the door of the electric classroom because he didn't like his eyes......

You really look up to me......

Liu hurriedly carefully took off the seal and tore off the announcement. Open the lock, open the door! Swaggered into the electric classroom. I wanted to announce the announcement directly in the electric classroom to inform the whole school that the electronic classroom was reopened, but after thinking about it, I still have to wait, and now I should still focus on the prison escape plan.

Turn on the computer and search: Hushi Town Internet Addiction Rehabilitation Center - at that time, there was no Baidu or Google, this search engine was designed by Liu Xian himself, spider programs have crawled all over the Internet, but due to the lack of hardware support, so only the simplest tagging clues are provided. For example, this time, Liu Xian only found a website from the search results, a land use approval from the municipal government, and a project book. According to the person in charge of the project book, I found the name Yang Yingxin, which is the "Aunt Yang" in the mouth of the seventh master. The website does not have any views, enter the management background, and find that the most commonly logged in IP address is actually a network company in Shengyang City, apparently no one has managed the website after it was made.

If this clue is broken, let's start with Yang Yingxin. By comparing the phone numbers in the project book, finding the corresponding network account and the IP address of the website he often logs into, selecting the most commonly used website, tracing the IP address of the account in reverse, and then comparing the geographical location of the IP in the database of the telephone office, Liu Busy finally found the internal network of the Internet Ring Center.

The next step is simple, a place that sees the Internet as a flood beast, but uses it everywhere. This gave Liu the opportunity to turn on the surveillance screen, locate the position of each camera through the overlapping parts of the images, and then gradually draw a three-dimensional map of the entire center. This Yang Yingxin is really perverted enough, the monitoring is full of stars, three steps and one look, five steps and one sentry, and there are no dead ends even in the toilet.

The picture is there, but the people are not easy to find, Zhu Yeqing is actually very eye-catching, but the people in the picture are all wearing the same clothes, the boys are all shaved heads, it is no exaggeration to say, even the expressions are the same, it is too difficult to find familiar faces in many pictures.

What about bamboo leaf green? What about bamboo leaf green? Looking for beauties, there are not so many beauties, Liu was busy scanning the picture, and suddenly a figure appeared in front of him: neck-length short hair and black stockings! Qin Yue?

The reason why Liu Busy found Qin Yue was because a woman in the picture was directing several students to forcibly take off Qin Yue's black stockings!

Liu Busy Diary:

1. Only the mentally ill will think that a mental hospital is a good place to go. In other words, people who think mental hospitals are good places are often mentally ill.

2. Seals can't seal the mouth of the world and can't stop the pace of history.