Chapter 9: The Man with a Headache
"Knock, knock, knock--"
"Who!" Luo Feng got up from the bed with difficulty, how could they all advance one day, the four of them slept very soundly at night, and someone knocked on the door early in the morning, which was really unpleasant.
Luo Feng opened the door and saw that it was a staff member.
"Luo Feng, your grandfather saw you from his hometown, and now he is outside the hotel, you hurry up." The staff passed the message in place, and then left Luo Feng with a shocked face.
"My grandfather saw me from his hometown, is it hell?" Luo Feng muttered.
His grandfather passed away many years ago, where did a grandfather come from!
Luo Feng hurriedly got dressed, he wanted to see which liar dared to pretend to be his grandfather, he didn't mind being full of old fists.
He was wearing a gray and dirty Tang costume, his hair was messy, his gray sideburns were combed upwards, and he was haphazardly tied into a bun on the top of his head, and then fixed obliquely with a short wooden branch, and his face was full of vicissitudes. At this moment, the sloppy old Taoist priest was grinning at Luo Feng, holding a dirty banner in his hand, on which were written four crooked characters: "Iron mouth straight break".
Seeing that Luo Feng had come down, the old Taoist priest stroked the beard of the Immortal Wind Dao Bone with his dirty black hands, and then said something unfathomable enough to attract anyone's attention: "This descendant, you have a bad omen!" ”
"You've got bras, your whole family has bras!" Luo Feng was furious, this old man is finished, right! I thought that when he came here from Shenzhen, he had already gotten rid of this difficult Taoist priest, but who knew that he had found it here. Oh, my God! Were we enemies in our previous lives?
After Luo Feng said this, he suddenly felt bad, at this time he should pretend not to know this person, and then turn around and enter the hotel, he- he found that the eyes of the Qingling Taoist were lit up, and that look was like seeing a stupid roe deer that fell into a hunter's trap.
Before he could react, Lao Dao made a lightning shot and grabbed Luo Feng's wrist, and Luo Feng's wrist was suddenly imprinted with a distinct black paw print, which was as dazzling as a black sand palm.
"You have a bad omen, you really have a bad omen!" The old Taoist priest's face was full of seriousness, like a doctor who announced that the patient was terminally ill of cancer.
Luo Feng squinted at him, and his face gradually became gloomy: "Let go!" Or I'll beat you! ”
The old Taoist priest immediately let go, and at the same time obediently wiped the black paw prints on Luo Feng's wrist with his dirty hand, and as a result, the black paw prints were blurred, and the entire wrist was black.
The old Taoist priest smiled embarrassedly: "Poor Dao doesn't speak, young man, you really have a bad omen." ”
Luo Feng's eyes rolled, in fact, he had always had a doubt in his heart, why his voice suddenly became so good, and there were some messy memories in his mind that didn't belong to him, he wondered if this old man was doing it.
The memory may have nothing to do with him, but his throat is not very good, one day when he quarrels outside the audition venue, he was slapped by the old Taoist, and then a warm current flowed in the body all over the body, and then he sang so well, he always suspected that the old Taoist priest was doing it.
"Old Taoist, if you can tell me what you did to me one day of the audition, I will invite you to dinner--"
The old Taoist priest's eyes were shining, and then he had an unfathomable expression, and said, "Don't ask, follow me--"
The two of them crossed the street one after the other, and walked along the street a few red lights, and the old Taoist priest pinched his direction as he walked, and there were words in his mouth, and finally he stopped in front of a big hotel.
The old Taoist priest looked up at the signboard of the restaurant, his face was full of solemnity, and he said in a deep voice: "It's here." ”
"Yuelai Hotel" Luo Feng's pupils contracted violently: "This has something to do with the changes in my body." ”
The old Taoist priest shook his head inscrutablely: "It doesn't matter. ”
Luo Feng said speechlessly: "Then why did you bring me here?" ”
The old Taoist priest glanced at him: "Don't you want to know who I am?" ”
"Yes."
"Invite me to a meal, I'll tell you everything."
Luo Feng's face was as black as charcoal: "――――――――――"
The sloppy Taoist priest laughed hatefully.
Looking at the old Taoist's withered figure, as if he had been hungry for several days, Luo Feng sighed, it's just a meal, please! Even if he is a charlatan, he is also a very desolate liar, and he is so miserable when he is old, he really should be sympathized.
"Dao Chief, please come in, for the sake of your age, I respect the old and respectful, please have a meal." Luo Feng let out a long sigh, just think of it as funding religious people!
The old Taoist priest was in high spirits when he heard this, and his wrinkled face smiled as bright as a chrysanthemum, and he hurriedly smiled at Luo Feng: "So, thank you for the poor Dao, hehe." ”
Before the words fell, the old Taoist priest couldn't be polite, rushed into the restaurant first, occupied a table with lightning speed, and then stood at the table and waved vigorously and shouted: "Waiter, come quickly!" Come here! ”
Luo Feng sighed again, at this moment he felt that his head was very big, as big as a wronged head, although this kind of thing happened from time to time in Shenzhen, but now his whole person has changed a little, so his mood is a little different.
Walking into the restaurant, Luo Feng sat down next to the old Taoist priest, and the waiter on the side sighed and said with a smile: "What are you two eating?" ”
The old Taoist priest was like a fox beside a tiger, and said loudly: "Get a copy of all the signboard things of your hotel!" ”
The waiter's eyes lit up, although this is not a big hotel, but if you put the most expensive ones on it, it will be thousands. Before he could say anything, Luo Feng hurriedly said, "Don't be so troublesome--"
The waiter smiled brightly and said, "Although our restaurant is not a big restaurant, there are still a lot of signature dishes, and it is not troublesome at all."
Luo Feng sighed and said, "You're not afraid of trouble, but I'm afraid of trouble--"
The waiter said curiously: "Why? ”
Luo Feng said with a straight face: "When you spend money to invite others to dinner one day, you will know that there are too many signature dishes in the restaurant, which is really troublesome." ”
The old Taoist priest smiled wryly, and this time his voice was much lower: "Then simply have three meat dishes, two vegetarian dishes, and a bottle of two pots." ”
After speaking, the old Taoist priest carefully looked at Luo Feng's face, and seeing that he did not object, he hurriedly waved his hand to the waiter and asked him to pass the food.
The two sat opposite each other, silent for a moment.
Luo Feng poured a cup of tea for the old Taoist priest and also poured himself a cup, and said, "Daoist, there is no problem with eating, but I really want to know what is going on with my body." ”
The sloppy Taoist priest had a wicked smile on his face and looked Luo Feng up and down.
It has indeed changed a lot, people seem to be more energetic and confident.
"Actually, you don't need to guess, the changes in your body are indeed helping you. I sue you, but I have spent decades of work to help you improve the eight veins of the Qi Sutra and wash the meridians. ”
"Plop--" Luo Feng squirted out the tea he had just drunk, and sprayed it all on the old Taoist's face, and then looked at the sloppy Taoist priest with his eyes wide open, "Next, he shouldn't say that he wants me to support him for the rest of his life!" ”
The sloppy Taoist reached out and took the tissue next to him to wipe his face, as if he had expected Luo Feng's reaction.
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Luo Feng smiled and said, "Dao Chief, this joke is not funny at all. ”
The sloppy Taoist priest didn't take Ye Bing's words to heart at all, and said, "Whether you believe it or not, what I said is the truth." You don't want to think about it, if I hadn't slapped you on the ground, you would have been able to have the changes you have now. Therefore, from today onwards, you have to pay for three meals a day, food, clothing, housing and transportation, of course, sometimes some special bills also need to be paid by you, for example, I suddenly went to a five-star hotel one day and called a few girls――――――"
Luo Feng's face became extremely ugly.
"Dao Chief, if you say these non-marginal words again, you will have to pay for this meal."
The sloppy Taoist priest's face immediately became unpleasant, and he was now penniless.
"Boy, I'm a real outsider, I don't know how many people cry and shout to invite me to dinner and apprenticeship, you don't know each other." The old Taoist continued to pretend to be a master.
The old Taoist priest blinked: "You don't believe it? ”
Luo Feng shook his head, this old man is afraid that he is used to deceiving people, so he will talk nonsense when he opens his mouth, this meal is really not worth it!
When the wine and food are served, the southern cuisine is quite exquisite, the workmanship is fine, and the portion is not much, which is related to the character of the southerners. The sloppy Taoist priest did not continue to talk to Luo Feng, but unceremoniously, raised his chopsticks and chewed according to the case, like a wolf who had been hungry for several days, eating quite hideously.