XV. Guerrilla
When Chen Hao turned around, the scene in front of him surprised him, only to see a wide road, full of traffic, the whistle of the car sounded from time to time, and an overpass overhead crossed the road, Chen Hao found that he had come to the place where he met the bald fairy last time. So he asked Ling'er, who was standing beside him, "Why did we come here, isn't this the place where I met your grandfather last time?" ”。
Ling'er smiled and said, "It's a secret."
Returning to this noisy and bustling city, thinking of the scene of being beaten by hooligans last time, he didn't feel a little bit of a feeling for the rest of his life, this incident made him understand that sometimes the problem cannot be solved by reasoning alone, especially when you meet a group of extremely vicious gangsters, the so-called benevolence, righteousness, and courtesy are all confusing for those people.
Ling'er was like a curious child, just like when she came to this city, pointing to the tall building not far away, and asked, "Aren't people afraid of collapsing when they live so high?" ”。
Pointing to the cars driving on the road, he asked Chen Hao: "What are the iron shells with four wheels that move on the road?" “。
Chen Hao heard her ask like that, the question was so strange, he laughed uncontrollably and said, "That's a car!" ”。
Ling'er heard Chen Hao's laughter and knew that he was making fun of himself, so he pouted angrily and said, "What are you laughing at!" Don't laugh, if you laugh again, I'll ignore you! “。
After speaking, she sped up her pace angrily, Chen Hao caught up, took Ling'er's hand and said, "Don't be angry, my dear, I was wrong, okay!" “。
Hearing that Chen Hao had confessed his mistake, although he didn't speak, his pace slowed down significantly. After a while, the two of them walked side by side again, hand in hand.
The two of them walked along a busy street market, with a variety of shops, and the people who ran the storefronts were called 'sitting merchants'. There is also a flat pole on his back, and the basket contains all kinds of small commodities, and from time to time he shouts, and he is called a 'merchant'. There are beggars holding tattered ceramic bowls and blue wisps in their clothes, and there are also chengguan who are holding five-colored sticks, wearing uniforms, and wearing red silk scarves on their arms, who are known as 'Celestial Empire Catchers'. I saw from a distance that I saw a few people in the market in front of me, walking in a figure of eight steps, swaggering by with high spirits.
When Ling'er walked to a stall selling rock sugar gourds, looking at the strings of plump and ruddy original beads, neatly connected in a straight line, she stared intently, put her hand in her mouth, Chen Hao saw Ling'er's appearance. So he said to the boss, "Hello, how much is that string?" ”。
Standing directly across from them was a middle-aged woman with a fat face, a round face and big ears, big eyes, thick lips and a thick neck, and a somewhat tanned sun. With a smile on his face, two large dimples appeared on the corners of his mouth, and he said: "2 yuan a string, how about a handsome guy, buy a few strings for your girlfriend!" I can guarantee you a ticket, my rock sugar gourd here is a must on this street! ".
Chen Hao said: "Then let's have two strings!" ”。
So the boss handed the two strings of rock sugar gourds to Chen Hao, and just as Chen Hao put his hand into his trouser pocket to give money, suddenly, about a few dozen meters in front, a young man in jeans, a pair of sneakers on his feet, and yellow hair shouted loudly to the market: "Run, the chengguan will pull!" ”。 Chen Hao looked up, and saw that not far ahead, a few people in uniform, holding five-color sticks, took figure-eight steps, and walked over with a menacing attitude.
At this moment, receiving the news was like beating a drum and passing flowers, from the street to the end of the street, and the one in front of Chen Hao at the moment, his hand was quickly packing up things, just like "a thousand hands like a palm" as fast and agile, packed up in less than a minute, jumped on the electric car quickly, and then started, the car drove quickly on the crowded street, and after a while, it disappeared in the vast sea of people. , the whole action is coherent and orderly, like flowing water. Before Chen Hao could hand over the money, the originally lively street market suddenly became much more deserted.
The vendors who used to sell on the street disappeared all at once, and those people seemed to have practiced the magic skill of "Great Shifting of the Universe", and the speed was surprisingly fast.
Ling'er looked at the scene in front of her in a daze and said, "What happened just now?" “。
Chen Hao said: "Did you see those people in uniform just now?" Chengguan is coming! ”
Immediately after that, Ling'er had a solemn expression on her face and asked, "What is chengguan?" What is a chengguan? ”。
Hearing Ling'er's question, Chen Hao was stunned at first, and after a while, he said: "Chengguan, Chengguan is not a thing, I don't know what it is!" ”。
Ling'er sighed and said, "Oh! It turns out that chengguan is not a thing! Then why is the woman who sold rock sugar gourds just now so afraid of the chengguan, just like a mouse seeing a cat? “。
When Chen Hao heard Ling'er's description, he smiled unconsciously, handed the string of rock sugar gourds in his hand to Ling'er and said, "Eat it!:."
So they ate rock sugar gourds. Continuing to walk in the lively street market, of course, Chen Hao came to pick up the luggage, and it was almost evening at an intersection illuminated by a red light. Diagonally across the street corner hangs a small inn with the word 'accommodation' written on it. Two people crossed the road.
After coming to that hotel and paying the money. Walking down the long, narrow staircase, the light shining on the somewhat peeling white walls, and the musty smell of the stairwell, I came outside the room and opened the door to turn on the light. I saw a single bed by the window in the small room, covered with white washed and yellowed sheets. Two small pillows next to each other. At the other end of the bed is a small dresser. There are no mirrors on the walls. It's still early to finish washing. Ling'er said, "Why don't we all go out for a walk!"
Had the experience of being patronized by thieves last time. He deliberately kept his wallet in a skin-like pocket in the middle. At night, the market is more lively than during the day, and there are all kinds of snacks on the roadside. There are also many more vendors than during the day. Vendors on the side of the road use loudspeakers to play all kinds of advertising slogans. For example, the person who buys fruit will play something like "Come! Come! Come! Cantaloupe is so sweet, so sweet and sweet, good melon is ten yuan and three catties."
And the costume seller will play "Don't miss it when you pass by, come!" Come! Come!. Take a look and take a look. Class clearance sale! It's only $40 per piece, and it's only $40 per piece!".
Those who sell leather wallets play "walk by and take a look. Leather wallet from Hong Kong Italy. It's only 20 yuan a piece."
Listen to that bizarre and inflammatory advertising slogan. I thought to myself, "Why does everything have to be attached to a gimmick like 'foreign import', maybe it's just like in Mr. Lu Xun's novel." Expose the mentality of Chinese people who worship foreign countries. It is also since the first war in 1840, when the British Yi knocked on the door of the country with strong ships and cannons, to the 'May Fourth Movement'. When the Chinese people saw their backwardness, they threw away all ancient things. Everything in a foreign country is good, so no matter what kind of goods it is, it is 'imported from a certain country' signboard so that when the employer recruits people.
All focus on that kind of talent, which is the 'turtle' to foreign plating gold! If you make a mistake, it's not 'turtle' but 'returnee', the two words are homophonic, so they are often mistaken. What about Chen Hao! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile. I can only laugh at myself and say: "Fortunately, I have no gold to plate".
Just as they were walking through the market, they suddenly saw a 'Hallyu fashion' women's clothing store.
In addition to the special name, you can see through the window that it is full of all kinds of fashionable clothes. Ling'er saw the crowd in the store, so she took Chen Hao's hand and walked in.
As soon as I entered the store, all kinds of fashionable clothes were dazzling and dizzying, and men were generally playing with their mobile phones attentively. And their girlfriends are there carefully choosing their favorite styles.
Chen Hao and Ling'er walked to the side of a piece of clothing.
The waiter standing aside found that Ling'er had been touching the dress with her hand. He looked straight at it. So the waiter politely said to Ling'er: "If you like the beauty, you can try it!"
Chen Hao glanced at the price tag '1999' on the dress with his eyes, which startled him.
In my heart, I thought, 'I'm a heavenly class, 1999 is really expensive!'"
As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. When Ling'er walked out in that dress. Putting on clothes is like a god descending to earth. Graceful, protruding forward and backward. The S-shaped line, natural and charming, turns the body and lifts the skirt slightly with one hand. The waiter said; "This dress is absolutely amazing for your figure! Miss, if you like me, I'll wrap it up for you!".
Ling'er's face was full of smiles, "Wrap it up." She looked at Chen Hao on the side and said, "Husband, what do you think?" “。
Chen Hao smiled and said, "Hehe, it's beautiful!" His heart beat faster as he said this.
Some people say that women are born to like shopping, this is the nature of women, it is said that this is due to the early division of labor of human beings, the responsibility of men in primitive society is to hunt, and women are to go to the mountains to collect wild fruits, when collecting must be careful, so modern girls are carefully selected when shopping, but also because most men are reluctant to accompany girls to go shopping.
Ling'er, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, walked over, Chen Hao saw that situation, sweat beads soaked his back, and he was touching his purse, hey!.
The front of the cash register is crowded with customers waiting to check out. , It was Ling'er and Chen Hao's turn, and the waiter waved his light fingers to type out the astronomical number of '15781', and the cashier asked gently: "Sir, may I ask if you are cashing out or swiping a card!" ”。
He hesitated for a moment and said, "Swipe the card!" ”。
In fact, I have never had any card, there is no card to swipe, in order to avoid embarrassment. Chen Hao deliberately searched with his hands, but he searched inside and outside but didn't find it, so he said to the young lady: "Beauty, I'm sorry I remembered to bring it when I went out, but I don't know how I couldn't find it, forget it, we don't want it!" ”。
Hearing Chen Hao's answer, the smile on Ling'er's face disappeared, just like the changeable weather in spring, it was obviously a clear sky, but after a while, the sky was full of dark clouds. The customer in the back of the row said, "What are you rubbing! Don't come to this kind of place if you don't have money, don't slap your swollen face and become fat! ”。
Although the cashier still looked at Chen Hao with a smile on his face, there was a trace of disdain in his eyes.
Hearing this, he took Ling'er's hand and walked out quickly, not even daring to breathe, until he walked out of the door, he took a deep breath and said, "Finally come out,"
Looking at Ling'er's disappointed expression, he comforted: "Ling'er, I don't have the ability to buy clothes for the woman I love!" “。
A smile appeared on Ling'er's originally sad face and said: "Don't blame yourself too much, it's also my fault, I thought this was the same as in the Valley of Despair, as long as you like it, you can take it and use it casually!" ”。
Chen Hao hugged Ling'er and said: "When you have money in the future, I won't let you lose face in front of so many people, as long as you like it, I will buy it for you!" ”。
Ling'er said: "I know that you are good to me, but you are not good at spending money and spending money, I will change it in the future, as long as you are by my side!" ”。
Leaving the store, I walked straight forward and turned a corner to a food street, where water vapor was bubbling from various stalls, and bursts of fragrance came to my nose to make my saliva water. Walking forward, I suddenly heard "Buy rock sugar gourd, this rock sugar gourd is a must on this street."
Chen Hao listened to the accent, and took a closer look at the figure and face, wasn't that the middle-aged woman who sold rock sugar gourds during the day, so they walked over, Chen Hao handed 4 yuan to the boss, and the boss looked back and thought they were going to buy something, so he handed them two strings of rock sugar gourds. Chen Hao waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm here to pay back the money, do you remember that I bought two strings from you during the day, and you left before you could give the money,!" ”。
The boss rolled his eyes, patted his head and said, "I remember!" It's you, it's hard to believe that there are still people as sincere as you in this society! ”。
Chen Hao asked, "Eldest sister, why do you run away when you see the chengguan during the day?" ”。
The woman shook her head and sighed, "Oh! Who is not afraid of them, like us who are old and have no technology, and people who have no education can only do this in the factory, people always have to survive, and there is a man at home who is paralyzed at home, two children are studying, and they can only do it if they can move,! ”。
"Oh! I see! Can you go back to your hometown and farm? Chen Hao said to the vendor,
The woman sighed and said, "Oh! There is no land at home, and it is requisitioned by the village collective, which is used to make a collective agricultural company, and it supplies several thousand every year, and that money is not enough at all! ”。
Chen Hao thought about why he wasn't like that, Chen Hao asked again: "You weren't on that street, why are you here now?" ”。
The woman said, "We are mobile, we will run when the chengguan comes, and we will come again when they leave, just like this!" To do what we do, we must be quick to see and be fast! Hehe! ”。 After speaking, there was a helpless wry smile on his face.
As she was talking, a customer came, and the woman said, "Don't talk about it, someone like you will definitely be rewarded!" Chen Hao said: "You too!" ”
Walking on the way back to the accommodation, Chen Hao thought about what happened today, he was surprised by the great wisdom of the working people, the great man is the great man, until today, people are still using his old man's "guerrilla theory" The enemy advances and retreats, the enemy is stationed and disturbs, and he changes places after a shot, and the two of them sleep in the narrow bed when they come to the room, he can't sleep anymore, he touches the few red tickets left on his body, and sighs, what to do tomorrow, the road ahead is there. He doesn't know! I only looked forward to it!.