(Weekend Update)

(Review of the previous situation: Probably you don't remember, when a few people fled to S Town in the Heavenly Injury Chapter, the old man showed the unicorn claws on his chest, so I would like to remind you.) At that time, the old man's statement was that he stabbed half of the meeting and repented, in fact, how can the old man's P words be believed, so what is the relationship between the old man and Qilin Mountain, the truth is about to be revealed...... I'm a writer of conscience who never mixes water, and I never say unnecessary things, right? ）

On Shanghai in 1855, the silhouette of a Gothic church could be seen faintly over the city under sea fog, and the sound of bells echoed over the pier. Although the bungalows here are springing up like mushrooms after a rain, there are still many peddlers and pawns walking on the road, wearing thin cotton clothes and whips, and their faces are like vegetables, and occasionally you can see foreigners with civilized rods and top hats, Fuso ronins with long knives and wide-sleeved samurai uniforms, and Hei Ah San standing in front of the apartment with a red cloth wrapped around his head.

The chimes of rickshaw bells echo through the streets, the roads are lined with teahouses and cigarette houses, and wood-painted signs sway in the wind to beckon pedestrians.

A sturdy man walked in the middle of the road, wearing an open coarse cloth robe, and a tattoo of a unicorn could be seen on his bare chest.

Although he was in the Qing Dynasty, he did not keep a whip at all, and shaved a green skin that seemed unsightly at the time. He still has a pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, but they are very drooping, and when he looks at people, he looks over the top of the sunglasses, and as for the sunglasses themselves, they are just a cool decoration.

As for the reason why they don't keep whips but don't get into trouble from the government, that is, they gang ...... Awesome!

He swaggered down the road, with no one in his eyes, and even if the emperor's royal car passed in front of him, he would not pay any attention to it.

Walking behind the enemy prison are two younger brothers, one is Niu Li, and the other is a soy sauce player, don't worry about him.

"Big stupid cow, smoke!" The enemy held out two fingers.

"Here, Brother Hatred!"

Niu Li handed over a cigar, held it to the corner of his mouth, stretched out his face and asked the other little brother to light it, but the foreign fire was lit for a long time and was not lit.

"It's stupid, I can't light a cigarette!" Qiu Jiao slapped the little brother, "I'll come!" ”

He took the foreign fire and rubbed it on the bare forehead of the younger brother, cigars are a foreign play, and it is very difficult not to cut a hole. After spending five or six foreign fires, he finally made the tip smoke, he took a comfortable puff, and then choked and coughed: "Fuck, the foreigner's broken smoke is really difficult and difficult to smoke." ”

"Brother Qiu Gao, I saw that the gang leader seemed to have cut a hole when he smoked this that day."

"Who says it's not allowed to smoke like this!" Qiu Jiao held a cigar in his mouth, slowly getting used to the choking taste, although his brows were furrowed, but he couldn't pour it in front of his younger brother.

"The helper asked us to go to the dock to pick up the goods this time, what kind of goods are we picking?" Niu Li asked.

"Foreign guns!"

"Why should we buy foreign guns?"

"The helper is a wolf-hearted dog, what makes money and sells anything! I heard that there was going to be a war in the South. He took a puff of his cigarette and said, "It's none of my business anyway." ”

He suddenly turned around: "Hey, big stupid cow, have you heard of it, the helper is going to do something with the government recently." ”

"Why?"

"For the sake of a broken fan, he's a psychopath, and he's eaten all day long and thinks about these gods and ghosts. Wait for Lao Tzu to become independent in the future, go to the north to open the rudder, let's drink flower wine and eat hot pot every day, how happy and how to live. ”

After a lot of prostitution, Qiu Liao laughed happily, and then Niu Li interrupted his reverie: "Brother Qiu Gao, the person we want to connect with is a foreigner?" ”

"Yes, the name seems to be Jack, who is afraid of weakness, so you can call him Old Jack." …,

"Why would the helper do business with foreigners? Doesn't he hate foreigners? ”

"Old Jack is different, Old Jack is our kind, I heard that he had secretly joined the club earlier, and half of this ticket business was he sold us, and half of it was him giving favors."

"But I don't speak a foreign language, do I?"

"Lao Tzu won't either, pay a money to get a goods, a big fart!"

Fishermen's three-masted sailing boats and cruising crab boats were moored on the river, and in the distance there were foreigners' steamers rumbling by, and at a glance, Qiu Jian saw a boat with a red roof parked there, and he jumped on the wooden dock and approached. Hearing footsteps on the shore, an old man wearing a hat came out of the boat.

"You're Old Jack!?" Qiu Liao looked at the other party's face.

“Yes！”

"The helper asked me to pick up the goods, are you ready?"

“OKOK！” The old man in the hat smiled and gestured.

Niu Li said in a low voice on the side: "Brother Qiu Gao, he is not like a foreigner." ”

"It's not quite like that." Qiu Jian frowned.

Hearing the conversation in which the other party doubted his identity, the old man hurriedly waved his hand and said in stiff Chinese: "NONO! I'm really a foreigner, you look at the nose, you look at the eyes! ”

"Well, I believe you."

"Brother Qiu Jiao, be careful!" Niu Li reminded, "Some time ago, the incense master of the Sword Washing Hall was cheated, and it is said that the other party pretended to be someone from our gang. ”

Qiu Jiao became vigilant, the person in front of him said that he was a foreigner, but the color of his pupils was somewhat similar to his nose, and he pointed at him with a cigar in his hand: "Old Jack, I heard that you have joined the club, do you have tattoos on your body?" Let me take a look. ”

“OKOK！” The old man nodded, and opened the corner of his clothes, revealing the feet of a unicorn, "Now adults can rest assured!" (The tone of this person's speech, you can imagine the 'cure for stomach problems, one, two, three, four!' on TV!' ）

"You can't be wrong, pay the money!" With a wave of his hand, Niu Li took out the silver ticket from his arms, and the old man snatched it from his hand, counting it with a smile as if he was holding a long-lost child.

Why is this foreigner so greedy, Qiu Prison thought secretly.

"Hey, where's our goods!"

"OKOK, it's all here!" He gestured to the cabin.

Pulling out several boxes of guns, the old man took the initiative to open one for them to inspect, revealing a few polished arquebuses. This matter is considered to have been done, and Qiu Lao breathed a sigh of relief.

The way to bring it back is very simple, one person and two boxes on their shoulders, and then quickly run back. But when the three of them crossed a tiled house, the soy sauce brother accidentally slipped and a box of guns fell underneath.

"Why are you so careless!" Qiu Prison reproached.

Niu Li lay there and watched: "Big brother, fortunately, I hit a person, and the box was not broken." ”

"Go down and get it."

The little brother jumped down, and the unlucky bastard under the box had already been smashed in the head, and he grabbed the box and went back to the roof. One of the catchers saw that there was a death here, and hurriedly ran over, but when he saw the unicorn tattoo on the other party's chest, the pace of running slowed down, and finally he simply put his hands in his pockets and left as if nothing had happened.

It can be seen how many cows broke in Qilin Mountain back then.

But the box was shaken like this, the lid came loose, and the dungeon suddenly found that it was full of branches! He was suddenly shocked: "Open the other boxes and take a look." ”

The five boxes were full of branches, and the last box was not all of them, and this one had arquebuses in the top two rows and branches below.

"you, you've been scammed!" Qiu Jiao was furious, and with a lot of effort in his hand, he burst the box, "Follow me to find that old man!" ”

The three of them passed through the house, and quickly returned to the river, where the little boat painted red was still there, and they rushed in, and found an old foreigner tied there, his mouth tightly gagged with strips of cloth. …,

Qiu Jiao took off the cloth from the old man's mouth, and in a fit of rage, he grabbed the other man's arm tightly and asked, "You are Old Jack!" Who tied you up here. ”

"It's an old man who smells of smoke all over his body, and he tied me up here and pretended to be me!" The real Old Jack speaks Chinese quite well.

"Where's the gun?"

"He took it."

"What about others?"

"I just ran away with the money!"

"What the hell are you going to do!" Qiu Prison roared.

Old Jack said coldly: "Do you Chinese like to shirk responsibility so much?" Obviously you accidentally ...... yourself."

"you, what do you say?" With nowhere to vent his anger, he broke Old Jack's arm with all his might, and the latter screamed.

Niu Li hurriedly stepped forward to persuade Qiu Jiao: "Big brother, don't be angry. ”

Qiu Jian let go of Old Jack's arm, which had been pinched and thinned: "I'm sorry, brother, I was impulsive. ”

Old Jack, who was angered for no reason, glared at him viciously, and since then the two have met with a greeting: "Old Jack, does your arm that was broken by me still hurt?" ”

After going back, he had to be severely punished by Liu Mengyuan, of course, he had already borne all the faults. Counting it up, this is the second time that the gang has been cheated by this mysterious old man, and the silver taels and goods that were deceived add up to a number that makes Liu Mengyuan's flesh ache.

Over the next month, a notice was posted in the gang: "Beware of the old man who has been scammering lately. ”

……

The old man sitting in the warehouse drank wine and ate peanuts, and said to Long Kui, who was sitting cross-legged, "...... Later, in order to grab this piece of feng shui treasure, I, as the incense master of Qinglong Hall, went to fight with the Demon Party Heaven and Earth Association, that fight was really tragic, the brothers who went were eighty percent, but we still won! My old man's chest was bombarded off by the Heaven and Earth Association with foreign cannons, and after the skin grew, the original tattoo was gone, and only such a unicorn claw was left......"

"Oh!" Long Kui, who could listen attentively, said, "In this way, Qinglong Hall is the most powerful. ”

"Of course, the combat effectiveness is simply killing the White Tiger Hall, the Vermilion Bird Hall, and the Xuanwu Hall in seconds, our Qinglong Hall stomps on our feet, and the city gate tower has to tremble three times." The old man wiped the beads of wine from his beard and said with a smile, "Let me tell you about the incident when I led my brothers to repel the Eight-Nation Alliance. ”

"Good!" Long Kui clapped his hands and said.

"Speaking of which, these eight-nation coalition forces are Burma, India, and ......," the old man told about the unwarranted past.