Chapter 6 is the money paid by my brother, and the girl was soaked by you
Chapter 6 is the money paid by my brother, and the girl was soaked by you
Just after the long-haired girl decisively refused to ask others to pay, Shen Huaishan pushed his glasses a little guiltily and said: "That, two beauties, just a meal, I paid for it, and I should make amends to the two of them, and the two of them don't have to excuse themselves." ”
Zhang Shuhai stood up and almost laughed when he heard Shen Huaishan's words, but he still held back. He saw that the girl next to him waved her hand a little irritably, probably wanting to refuse again, so he pretended to cough, and then reached out to stop the girl, not noticing their doubts, but turned to Shen Huaishan and said, "Brother Shen is so generous, I just don't know if you want to invite beautiful women, or if you want to invite several brothers?" ”
When Shen Huaishan heard Zhang Shuhai's words, his eyes widened suddenly, but it was not good to lose his temper in front of the beauties, so he had to grit his teeth and say, "Please, please." ”
Su Jun and Lu Zishi were stunned again, Zhang Shuhai had no choice but to walk over and pat them on the shoulder, and then said with a smile: "Then how embarrassing!" By the way, just now the beauty said that she didn't want you to pay, so you bought the bill from your brothers. ”
Su Jun and the others immediately laughed, they were happy to see Shen Huaishan, who had just pretended to be b, deflated, especially if it was beneficial to them. "You can eat big when you just come, it's cool." Lu Zishi said.
"When you're fat, you know how to eat." Shen Huaishan said fiercely.
"It's all snacks here!" Zhang Shuhai didn't care what Shen Huaishan said, he began to wander around to see what was delicious, walked to the place where the finger cakes were sold, and said loudly: "First come 5 flesh and bones to help me fry them." ”
"Classmate, it's not good for you to bully your classmates like this." Zhang Shuhai could hear it at once, this was the voice of the long-legged beauty in the white dress just now, her voice was very magnetic and easy to recognize.
"If you don't eat it, you won't allow others to eat it!" Zhang Shuhai turned around with a smile. When he saw the face of the beautiful woman head-on, he was suddenly stunned. Only now did he understand why Shen Huaishan was so out of shape just now, and only then did he understand why Su Jun and the others were standing still.
This woman is so beautiful, although she has no makeup, she has a natural temperament, willow-like eyebrows, very charming big eyes, every part will make people intoxicated and difficult to extricate themselves, especially for a young man from the countryside who has not seen much of the world, it is even more unimaginably attractive, Zhang Shuhai couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"I didn't expect you to have a bad heart, and people are also perverts, Momo, don't care about this group of stinky men, let them eat dogs." Xiao Xiao scolded Zhang Shuhai first, and then grabbed the left arm of the girl named Momo.
Zhang Shuhai recovered from his distraction and shook his head vigorously.
"I thought you were really a decent gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a hypocrite." Shen Huaishan hurriedly fell into the well.
"Don't be in that yin and yang, just your playboy clothes, there must be rich people, and you can't eat poor. Boss, two more strings of chicken tenders. Zhang Shuhai pretended that nothing had happened. In his opinion, this meal is definitely Shen Huaishan's sore foot, as long as he grasps this stubble, he will not suffer.
"Brother Shen is a rich man, of course he doesn't care about this meal, right, Brother Shen." Lu Zishi is really spineless, he was said to be fat just now, and he turned his head and began to pat himself, it seems that the previous non-speech was a scam.
"Sycophants." Zhang Shuhai saw Shen Huaishan, who was so happy to be photographed, decisively poured cold water.
"Smack", Zhang Shuhai staggered forward, turned to look, and found that Xiao Xiao was looking at her viciously, and her feet had not yet fallen to the ground, obviously her ass had been kicked by her. Zhang Shuhai just wanted to question, but Xiao Xiao had already crossed his hands on his hips, and asked in turn: "You pervert, why don't you ignore me when I speak?" ”
Zhang Shuhai is not a character to mess with, in high school, it can be regarded as a hegemon, which girl has not been bullied by him. He touched his nose, stood on tiptoe, bowed his head slightly, and then squinted and said, "So it's reasonable for you to kick someone?" Besides, do I know you, buddy, millions of minutes and millions, everyone who wants to talk to me has to queue up, how can I have time to hear you talk! ”
Xiao Xiao rarely meets someone like Zhang Shuhai, she feels that Zhang Shuhai is simply uneducated, so despite the stop of her good friend, she snorted angrily: "The cowhide blows really big, millions of minutes and up, and you also cheat classmates for food, look at your squinting appearance, you almost didn't write the word 'pervert' on the door of your head." ”
The white-clothed, long-legged woman next to her grabbed Xiao Xiao and said eagerly: "Okay, Xiao Xiao, let's go to dinner, don't be like these people." ”
Xiao Xiao pointed at Zhang Shuhai and complained to her good friend: "This person, this person is too annoying." ”
The long-legged beauty Momo frowned and said to Zhang Shuhai, "What's your name?" ”
Zhang Shuhai didn't know what this beauty wanted to do, this was the second time he met a beautiful woman today, it was really lucky, but he still didn't plan to tell them, but said something that he thought was very philosophical: "It's better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes, the name is a person**, don't know." ”
"This kid, his name is Zhang Shuhai, he is from the countryside of Xuzhou, if the two beauties want to know, they can ask me directly." Shen Huaishan instantly dismantled Zhang Shuhai's platform.
"You want to work against me, we're still in the same dormitory!" Zhang Shuhai said angrily, but did he forget that he himself demolished Shen Huaishan's platform first.
"Are you embarrassed?" Shen Huaishan widened his glasses and questioned Zhang Shuhai, Zhang Shuhai only then remembered that what he had just done was really not very authentic, and touched his nose depressedly.
"My name is Lin Zimo, and I'm not as stingy as some people." The long-legged beauty is not only beautiful, but also has a very nice name, she writes that her eyes despise Zhang Shuhai, and her words also mean something.
Zhang Shuhai touched his nose again, then his eyes purred, turned his head and patted Shen Huaishan's shoulder, and said, "Did you hear it, the beauties all said that you are stingy, and it is so unfavorable to pay for a fee, are you waiting for me to pay, you have to think clearly." ”
Shen Huaishan was confused, just thinking about how to talk to a beautiful woman, but before he came back to his senses, he was misled by Zhang Shuhai, and hurriedly accompanied him carefully: "Who is stingy, I didn't say no, what do you want to eat, just order, I will invite this meal." ”
Zhang Shuhai waited for Shen Huaishan to finish speaking, his smiling mouth couldn't close, turned his head to look at the depressed two beauties, and said: "Did you hear it, this is Shen Huaishan's big brother generous, if you don't know you, you can call whatever you want to eat, don't be embarrassed." "In revenge for Shen Huaishan for saying his name at an inopportune time, he also exposed his name when Shen Huaishan looked his second.
Lin Zimo shook her head, pulled Xiao Xiao, who still wanted to speak, ignored the peeking eyes of the people around her, and ate simple cucumber greens with relish.
is different from the beauties who chew and swallow slowly, Zhang Shuhai, who is sitting with them, eats a lot more openly, one bone and flesh are connected, and he eats with his hands and fans the wind, as if someone is robbing him. This appearance made the beauties next to them frown frequently, and even Shen Huaishan and them deliberately pulled the chair away from Zhang Shuhai, as if they didn't want to admit that this person was a roommate who would live together in the future.
"Zhang Shuhai, can you understand some politeness." Xiao Xiao finally couldn't help it.
Zhang Shuhai took a bottle of mineral water, took a sip first, then touched his nose again, pointed at Shen Huaishan, remembered a trick, squinted his eyes and smiled: "You don't even believe in the words of this goods, my name is not Zhang Shuhai at all, what 'Shushan has a diligent path, and the sea of learning is endless', do you think I look like someone who can call this name?" "Anyway, he just came, and Shen Huaishan may not remember his name 100%.
"Poof" Lin Zimo couldn't help but squirt out the green vegetables in his mouth.
Zhang Shuhai shook his head and muttered, "What a waste." ”
Lin Zimo realized his gaffe, looked at the green cabbage leaves he spit out in front of him, and suddenly lost his appetite, the person in front of him was really annoying. Lin Zimo's eyes widened, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Zhang Shuhai, you are also a man!" But in the eyes of men, this gritted teeth look cute.
However, Zhang Shuhai doesn't care at all, based on the things in his body that can absorb and release aura, his life will definitely be good in the future, let alone look at other people's eyes, even if it is a beauty, just appreciate it, and there is no need to blindly obey. I didn't see the male protagonist in "Spider-Man", a person who persistently loves and obeys, treats him as a spare tire, how miserable life is, how tragic it is, to take it as a warning, take it as a warning.
But then again, this beauty is more beautiful and temperamental than the previous class flowers and school flowers.
Zhang Shuhai was directly cheeky, pretending not to know who Lin Zimo was talking about, and replied: "You continue to scold, I'm fine, hehe." ”
With this smile, even Shen Huaishan began to wonder if he had misremembered the name, but in order to meet his new roommate, he read the name posted on the door several times, which was really strange. Although Su Jun was strange, he didn't want to provoke himself at this time, but turned his head and whispered to Xiao Xiao next to him.
Zhang Shuhai has eaten a lot of things, although he can directly absorb plant energy to wrap his stomach, but he usually eats habitually, most of the time he is savoring the taste of food, and sometimes he is like today, tasting the pleasure of being a maverick.
In Lin Zimo's angry gaze, Zhang Shuhai took out a bag of face, as if he was generously distributing it to everyone, as if he had invited this meal, but when it was Lin Zimo's turn, Zhang Shuhai was still hesitant to give it, after all, he offended people miserably today, but over there Lin Zimo snatched the remaining tissue from Zhang Shuhai's hand, took out one, and after using it, he put it directly into Xiao Xiao's bag, and said in his mouth: "Stingy ghost." ”
And Xiao Xiao next to him did laugh "hehe", and everyone who laughed was a little inexplicable.
"Xiao Xiao, let's go back!" Lin Zimo didn't say goodbye to Zhang Shuhai and them, so he directly pulled Xiao Xiao out of the canteen, Shen Huaishan and they stood up and watched the two beauties out of the canteen all the way, and then began to criticize Zhang Shuhai.
Shen Huaishan said first: "Zhang Shuhai, you are still not a human being, such a big beauty, you can also talk about it." ”
Lu Zishi said while eating the rest of the food: "He is definitely funny, there is no chance now." ”
And Su Jun looked calm and said with a smile: "So you all recognize Lin Zimo." ”
Zhang Shuhai ignored Shen Huaishan and Lu Zishi, but became interested in Su Jun's words, but in a blink of an eye, he understood Su Jun's thoughts, and immediately gave Su Jun a thumbs up, saying: "Courage is commendable, such a hot girl, you will suffer in the future." ”
Shen Huaishan slapped Zhang Shuhai's hand away vigorously and said, "What kind of dumb riddle are you playing?" ”
Lu Zishi helped Zhang Shuhai explain: "No wonder other beauties don't look at you, with your IQ, don't you see that Su Jun has already targeted Xiao Xiao's beauty?" ”
Shen Huaishan looked at Su Jun suspiciously, and asked, "Really?" It's still that Lin Zimo who is more beautiful! ”
Su Jun shook his head and said: "Shen Huaishan, I said that the person you are dressed up like a dog, how can you have this IQ, no matter how beautiful people are, they can't catch up with the same white match, it is better to catch up with what you can catch, in fact, Xiao Xiao is also a big beauty, but you don't know how to appreciate it." ”
Zhang Shuhai suddenly sneered: "It's really a lover's eyes, be careful of domestic violence in the future, buddy won't help you." ”
Shen Huaishan pursed his lips and said with a little jealousy: "He hasn't skimmed the eight characters yet, I still pursue Momo seriously and single-mindedly." ”
Lu Zishi shook his head, and then looked at Zhang Shuhai, but at this time, Zhang Shuhai was full of food, and he was leaning on the chair to burp, he didn't seem to want to express his opinion anymore.
And Su Jun over there obviously didn't want to let go of Zhang Shuhai, and said directly: "Lin Zimo, don't think about it, don't you see that people are not interesting to you at all!" I estimate that we have the blessing of Zhang Shuhai, a bastard boy, to pursue Lin Zimo. Su Jun wanted to say that he didn't like Lin Zimo was fake, so he spoke with a little sourness, especially the three words "bastard", with full envy, jealousy and hatred.
However, Su Jun has his own goal after all, which is okay, and Lu Zishi doesn't seem to have these ideas, only Shen Huaishan, how can he think about it, how is it not a taste, he stood up and pointed to Zhang Shuhai and the three of them, and said angrily: "Brother invited a guest to dinner today, it was my brother who paid for it, and now, the two beauties have been soaked by you, do you do such a thing?" ”
Zhang Shuhai was expressionless and said, "The eight characters haven't been skimmed yet, what are you yelling about?" ”
Lu Zishi took over the conversation: "It's really a drought and a waterlog, you are a typical full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry." ”
Zhang Shuhai patted Lu Zishi on the shoulder and said, "I didn't expect it, I thought you were very honest, but I didn't expect you to be so sullen, you have a very high IQ and EQ, why don't you do it yourself." ”
Lu Zishi smiled and said, "With my figure, these two are not my dishes." ”
Zhang Shuhai touched his nose and said with a smile: "The figure can be changed, but this IQ is difficult to change." After speaking, Lu Zishi and Su Jun both laughed.
Shen Huaishan lifted his glasses and said sourly, "Don't think I don't know what you're talking about." ”
The four 415 new brothers and sisters, after a battle of wits and courage with the two beauties, hooked their shoulders and fought all the way back to the dormitory. Then he slammed the fighting game on Zhang Shuhai's computer, and while playing the game, he counted down Zhang Shuhai who did not return to the dormitory.
And where did Zhang Shuhai go? Obviously, he wandered around the campus purposefully, specifically looking for those remote groves, which would be the source of his energy for the next four years, and of course he should be cautious!