Chapter 11 If you want to sit on the leather!
"Chen Xiaofang, memorize the English text I asked you to memorize yesterday!" What bullshit English text Chen Xiaofang hasn't even read, he wonders if he took the textbook as toilet paper, wait, hehe! This girl wants to fix me, and I also fix her, fortunately, I have read English last night, and now Chen Xiaofang's English is definitely at the level of level 6, especially the spoken language has reached the level of knowing that it is a foreigner in the realm of nagging.
“shengyueismy?????” What Chen Xiaofang said was that his eyebrows were dancing, the sky was dark, and the sea was dry and rotten. Shen Yue listened to it in her heart, she was very shy, and she had a lot of thoughts! As for the other students, they only understood the first sentence, and the others all listened to it stupidly, confused, and didn't understand half a sentence, it was like playing the piano to the cow! Even Zhou Xiaofan only understands the feelings expressed by the English teacher, of course, she has no way of knowing the obscenity of this expression. As for Shen Yue, a teacher who graduated from Huaxia Normal University, how could she not understand, although Chen Xiaofang's content made her shy, but what surprised her the most was why Chen Xiaofang's spoken language was so good, and she couldn't connect many words in a row, let alone a little kid in the third year of junior high school?
"Okay, Chen Xiaofang, sit down and come to the office to find me after class!" Shen Yue was afraid that Chen Xiaofang would continue to talk endlessly, so she hurriedly stopped. I have to say that the current Chen Xiaofang has shocked everyone too much, is this still the same Brother Fang from before? Could it be that Brother Fang was reborn, of course, the majority of those who support falling into the pit and falling smart. "Boss, you're too good, you can fool the teacher by talking nonsense!" Looking at Li Yang with an excited face, Chen Xiaofang secretly smiled bitterly, if Shen Yue couldn't hear what he was talking nonsense, it was obvious that this was pure strength!
Chen Xiaofang still fell asleep in class, because he really wanted to fly kites in the African savannah again, but this time he was disappointed, he dreamed of setting off fireworks on the Antarctic continent, and the key was that he was still wearing a pair of pants! Shen Yue was already angry and had nothing to say, who told her to take Chen Xiaofang without help. This kid had just expressed his affection for himself just now, and now he was sleeping there again. No, I'm a teacher, how can I be on the same page as my students? I'm 5 years older than him! Damn, who told him that what he just said was so talented and touching. Wrong! This must be a scam, a liar liar????? A class was spent in Shen Yue's distraught, and the classmates all thought Shen Yue was weird, but they didn't say it, maybe there were so many days a month, and many boys thought of it like this. If Shen Yue knew, she would probably be angry! Chen Xiaofang followed Shen Yue to the office under everyone's strange gaze.
Shen Yue's office is an independent single room, Chen Xiaofang was also puzzled at first, but later heard Li Yang say that it seemed that Shen Yue's family had some background and special care. Alas! It's better to have a good father and mother, except for special abilities! Although Shen Yue's office is not big, it is not crowded. It was neatly organized by Shen Yue, and there was a leather computer chair. "Sit down first!" Chen Xiaofang didn't think about it, and went straight down to the stool, cool! I didn't forget to let out a fart. Sit on a chair and make leather! Shen Yue turned her head and saw that this kid was actually sitting in his chair!
"Who told you to do that?" Shen Yue was really angry today, she was so angry with a student, and she had even studied psychology! "Did you tell me to do it first?" Chen Xiaofang also cocked Erlang's legs. "You...... I have nothing to say to you! "Shen Yue is really like a little girl when she gets angry!" I don't have a word for you! Chen Xiaofang still didn't think so, it turned out that bullying teachers was so loving, the idea of not doing it was too obscene, if it was an uncle like the principal, it wouldn't work, provided that it was a beautiful teacher.
"Hmph, what kind of nonsense did you read in the morning!" Shen Yue didn't expect a student to be so arrogant, he was the baby of the family when he was a child, when did he have such a grievance. "Knowingly asking is an expression of emotion to the teacher." Chen Xiaofang also looked at Shen Yue with affection, Shen Yue's little face was red, I have to say that Shen Yue's professional suit perfectly shows her figure, and the pair of earrings that appear are full of temptation, and the difference between Zhou Xiaofan and Zhou Xiaofan is more mature beauty. "Oh, how can you say those things to the teacher!"
Shen Yue didn't expect how she could be coquettish to her students, and suddenly felt that a pair of eyes were staring at her intently, "What are you looking at!" Chen Xiaofang's gaze reluctantly left, "Uh, look at the teacher's clothes, they look good." "Wow, this kind of excuse can only be thought of by Chen Xiaofang." You can't say those words to the teacher anymore, by the way, where did you memorize those sentences, and you said them more slippery than me? Chen Xiaofang said with a smile, "My dad hired a foreign teacher for me to tutor, the foreigner discussed the opposite sex with me all day long, I was very curious, but I didn't understand, so I practiced speaking hard, and later I learned that what he said was some aunts and the like, grammar was not learned, but I learned a lot of spoken Chinese." ”
"Hehe, you're really poor, I said, I thought you suddenly opened up!" No, believe it this way, Chen Xiaofang found that this teacher was really easy to deceive. "Okay, don't talk nonsense next time, respect the teacher, understand?" Shen Yue seemed to be teaching a child again, which made Chen Xiaofang feel very funny, "Teacher L, do you treat me as a friend?" Chen Xiaofang pretended to look pitiful, and Shen Yue thought that Chen Xiaofang was sad.
"Of course we are friends, don't we say that the teacher in class and friends after class?" Chen Xiaofang smiled brightly, "Hehe, if it's after class, I can say that, right?" "Shen Yue found out that she was set up by Chen Xiaofang, and she dug a pit and buried herself." You...... I'm 5 years older than you, don't think about what you have! Shen Yue was angry and said "belching". Only then did she realize that something seemed wrong with what she had said.
"As the saying goes, the female junior holds the gold brick, the female junior holds the gold mine, the female junior doesn't hold the gold mine, age is not the gap, my true love can pass through everything and come to you at the speed of light!" Chen Xiaofang felt that he was too talented, and if he was so talented, he could only say it. Shen Yue found out how she could argue with a hairy boy, and discuss this **** topic, and she didn't laugh to death when she was heard. "Hmph, I'm not going to discuss this obscene topic with you. You speak so well, and your grammar needs to be strengthened, so you can ask me if you don't know. Speaking of this, Chen Xiaofang really remembered that his grammar seemed to be really bad, "Teacher, can you make up for me alone if you have time, I pulled too much in front." "This time, Chen Xiaofang really has to make up for it seriously, and grammar is also very important.
"That...... Otherwise, you can come to my house on Friday night. Shen Yue's face turned red, strange, isn't it just to ask students to come to my house to tutor me What are I ashamed of?" Okay, where is your home, teacher? "Chen Xiaofang is so happy in his heart, he can go to the teacher's house for sightseeing." I'll take you there after school that day, and don't tell other students. "It's not something unsightly, what are she afraid of, it's really "Got it, my beautiful teacher! After saying that, he walked away...... This kid is really, I really want to give him a separate make-up lesson, Shen Yue was talking to himself alone, he was obviously so much younger than me, but he looked more mature than me.