Chapter 218: Ma Dan, blame this stupid guy
Just as Zhuo Fei expected, although everyone in the 222 dormitory tried their best to eat and grab chicken legs, they were still late.
No way, who made a few of them sleep so late? You must know that in order to be in a hurry, Lin Yunhai and the others didn't even fold the quilt. Although in normal times, a few friends in the 222 dormitory will definitely not do behaviors like folding quilts. It's just that today is different from the past, in order to make CUHK students a group of good students who "study hard and make progress every day", Tang Seng has worked hard, and even the dormitory he has said that he will check one by one, and I heard that if he does not meet his requirements, he will be "invited" to the principal's office to drink tea and chat and catch up.
Tang Seng's tea is not something that ordinary people can drink, it is said that a few years ago, there was a senior who rushed to the nearest toilet because of urgency, so he copied the path, but accidentally stepped on a pile of garbage on the ground when passing by the principal's office. Originally, this was not a big deal, but this pile of garbage was swept out of his principal's office by Tang Seng on a whim that day, and when the senior stepped on it, he decayed and bumped into Tang Seng who had just come out of the principal's office and was about to collect the garbage.
In this way, the declining senior couldn't help but be "invited" into the principal's office by Tang Seng, and no one knew how long the student drank tea in the principal's office that day, only that the senior who was in a hurry to go to the toilet was left to find out the kidney stones soon after.
And a few in the 222 dormitory took such a big risk but were still late, not to mention the depression in their hearts. For this. The three big in dormitory 222 were squatting in the grass on the left side of the teaching building at this time, and they were in a circle to discuss countermeasures.
"Hey, slut, what do you say now?" She Chen squatted in the grass. But his eyes kept looking around, obviously extremely nervous.
Nonsense, remember two big mistakes, can you not be nervous?
"What else can I do?" Lin Yunhai shrugged his shoulders, "Cold salad!" ”
Although it didn't matter how much he acted, in fact, Lin Yunhai was a little bottomless at this time, after all, they couldn't squat like this if they didn't go to class, right? Although Lin Yunhai also thought about going back to the dormitory to sleep. But if Tang Seng was bumped into when he was going to bed, it would not be a matter of demerits. As for going to the cafeteria, let's not talk about the cafeteria now. It's just that if you are unlucky enough to encounter those school patrols on the school roads in various districts, where can you mess around? (PS: Shen Jianchou is also known as Tang Claw, which is the minions of Tang Seng.) These people like to send some students who make mistakes to Tang Seng when they encounter them, but Tang Seng, who is the principal, likes someone to come to his principal's office to drink tea. I don't know if it's because he's usually bored alone. In any case, these trends are gradually being fostered. Because of the experience of countless seniors, some CUHK students have also nicknamed a few of those who are not used to seeing other people's kidneys as "Shen Jian Sorrow", which means "kidney sorrow...... )
"It's okay to just stay like that, right?" Ye Fan also spoke.
"Let's see how the concubine is doing." Lin Yunhai rubbed his head and said that there was no way.
After a while, Zhuo Fei, who went to investigate the situation, also returned.
"There is a person at the front door and the side door, and you can't get in from the front." I saw Zhuo Fei with his hands in his pockets, still looking lazy, and his tone was still so half-dead and lazy, but what he said made Lin Yunhai and the others feel a lot colder.
There was silence for a while. Lin Yunhai suddenly said, "We sneaked in through the window?" ”
Hear the words. She Chen, who was still anxious, suddenly nodded as if he had heard some gospel and said, "That's right! That's right! We can ...... from the window"
"Useless ......"
It's just that before She Chen finished speaking, Zhuo Fei directly denied, "I just secretly looked, and there is almost a person guarding the corridor of the teaching building every day. ”
"Damn, when did the teachers in our school become so many." Lin Yunhai complained helplessly.
"It seems that Tang Seng really didn't give him a way to live this time!" Ye Fan said with emotion.
"Damn, this can't work now, it doesn't work, so what should I do?" She Chen was in a hurry, because he was in a hurry, and his voice even became a little louder.
"Fuck you, uncle!"
"I'll fuck your sister!"
"I'm on your back!"
Hearing She Chen's gaffe, the remaining three people in Dormitory 222 couldn't help but hurriedly want to cover She Chen's mouth, and Lin Yunhai even warned in a low voice, "You stupid, I'm afraid that others won't hear it, right?" ”
"Hmm...... Well...... Hmmm......"
She Chen rolled his innocent eyes, indicating that he knew he was wrong, but because he was covered with his mouth, he couldn't speak, and he couldn't breathe, so he could only keep struggling.
And Lin Yunhai and the others saw that She Chen dared to struggle, thinking that he wanted to resist, and in a fit of anger, they couldn't help but join forces to subdue She Chen, so that the latter couldn't move.
"Hey, hey." A minute later, Ye Fan saw that She Chen's face was flushed, and it seemed that something was wrong, so he said quietly, "The cobra doesn't seem to be able to breathe." ”
Hearing this, She Chen, who couldn't stand it, couldn't help but use his last bit of strength to nod his head violently under the pressure of three hands, and his eyes when he looked at Ye Fan became extremely moved, as if to say, brother, you saved my little brother's life!
Hearing Ye Fan's doubts, and seeing She Chen's face that was close to Second Master Guan, Lin Yunhai and the others withdrew their hands. As for Lin Yunhai, he couldn't help but keep wiping something on She Chen's body with his hand, because he was closest to She Chen just now and reacted the fastest, so his hand was the first to reach She Chen's mouth, and the result was naturally a hand of saliva. Thinking about it, Lin Yunhai felt disgusted, and he couldn't wipe it on himself, and he was afraid that he would be disgusted by wiping the ground, so he could only return it to the original owner and return it to She Chen.
If it was usual, seeing that Lin Yunhai dared to wipe his saliva on himself, no matter what, She Chen would stand up and resist, and then scold Lin Yunhai for three days and three nights.
It's just that now She Chen just wants to feel the beauty of the air, because he has never felt that the air is so lovely. You must know that if Lin Yunhai and a few of them are a few minutes late, then he may become a soul who burps at the hands of his friends.
Although it felt like a long time from She Chen's voice to covering his mouth to almost burping, it was actually only a minute. And Lin Yunhai and the others seemed to be a little late in remedy. Because of a "god of sorrow", looking for She Chen's voice just now, he found Lin Yunhai and a few people squatting in the grass at this time.
"What are you guys doing here??"
Hearing this undoubted solemn voice, She Chen, who was originally glad to have escaped death, suddenly turned green.
As for Lin Yunhai, Zhuo Fei and Ye Fan, the faces of the three of them were not any better, and they all glanced at She Chen, with resentful eyes in their eyes.
"Damn, it's all to blame for this stupid ......"
This is the common thought of Lin Yunhai and the three of them at this time. (To be continued......)