Chapter 592: The longest road in this world is Yang Fan's routine

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"I believe that there is a person who is walking on the road to meet you, and life is a grand encounter."

Looking at the sentence engraved on the brick, it is really very 2001 style, at this time, whether it is a message or QQ signature, most of them are chicken soup for the soul or literary fan type, especially about love, it is really a beautiful and gorgeous poem without moaning without disease, and there is no fart.

Anyway, in these years, very few people dare to get a thousands, thousands of men in the world, and provoke the old lady to change every day. Or that year, I was still young and didn't know what it meant to be a deep sentence as a signature.

Shen ......

Yang Fan has never figured out whether Shen Fu is expressing an obsession with the ass, or watching the ass, or just an unlocking posture!

Written on this sentence is a section of wall, and each couple carves a brick to make it as part of the brick wall.

There are very few people, thirteen pairs.

Collect 1,000 three!

Regarding this number, Lin Yao laughed and mocked, "Miscalculated, these carved bricks are not enough for this brick wall, even if there are more people in the future, they won't be able to make a few dollars." ”

Including Liu Lei, Zhao Yonglong also looked gloating.

Yang Fan looked at Lin Yao, who was excited, shook his head and said, "You don't stay with Liu Lei, you can't learn well, how to fight your boyfriend's bad problems can learn quite quickly." ”

Hearing this, Liu Lei's big eyes opened, ready to distinguish with Yang Fan, what does it mean to follow me, you can't learn well. Although it is said that it is beautiful and has temperament, it belongs to external talent or internal cultivation, which is difficult to learn, uh, forget it, if you want to say that you are beautiful and have temperament, no matter how confident Liu Lei is, she will not dare to be proud in front of Lin Yao......

Bright......

Another advantage popped up, Liu Lei looked at Lin Yao next to her and immediately gave up again!

Then Liu Lei found that standing with Lin Yao, she really couldn't find anything better than her, so she looked at Yang Fan with resentment, I am also a big beauty who knows and knows, as for being so unbearable as you said.

Yang Fan turned a blind eye to Liu Lei's resentful gaze, and instead made a look that none of you understand, "Besides, what do you know, rat eyes." ”

"Ugh!"

As he was talking, Yang Fan saw a flash of light in Lin Yao's eyes, then turned his head instantly, looked at Lin Yao with a serious face, and pointed to Liu Lei and Zhao Yonglong next to him, "I didn't talk about you, I said the two of them." ”

Zhao Yonglong, "......"

Liu Lei, "......"

I really can't live this day!

After Yang Fan finished speaking, without waiting for the three of them to react, he didn't even pause to turn the topic aside, "The money collected from this brick will be called a love witness department, or a love fund, for example, the couple can come back after five years, we will return their brick money, and by the way, we will provide free services for staying next to the reservoir for one night." Then it's not like we're cheating money, unless they don't believe that love can last for five years. ”

Lin Yao, "......"

Who dares to say that their love can't last for five years, especially when their girlfriend is next to them, if that's the case, I'm afraid it won't take five years at all, and I'll have to gameover on the spot.

Lin Yao thought for a moment and quibbled, "What if they all come back in five years?" What's more that doesn't lose? ”

Yang Fan pursed his lips, "Five years later, it would be good to have one-tenth of them still remain separated." ”

If you want to say that one in ten student couples are still together after graduation, I'm afraid the whole world will laugh at you, buddy, what do you think, so naΓ―ve.

Thinking about it, Yang Fan complained, "Don't talk about this ratio, what will become here in five years?" ”

Liu Lei asked strangely, "What?" ”

Yang Fan rolled his eyes hard up, and almost asked if you were an idiot? Liu Lei, who was watching, really wanted to kick him into the reservoir next to him.

Seeing that Zhao Yonglong and Lin Yao didn't understand, Yang Fan shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "What else can it become, a place to witness love." So they fundamentally feel that this place is different from other places, just like other people's homes are not as good as their own homes. ”

Yang Fan clapped his hands, then nodded his fingers, and said with certainty, "When these people really come back, if you can't pit them anymore, it can only be said that you are too failed." ”

Lin Yao, "......"

was despised by Yang Fan several times in a row, and Liu Lei didn't say anything, but bumped Zhao Yonglong with her shoulder.

Zhao Yonglong looked at Liu Lei, and the meaning in his eyes was obvious, I'm your boyfriend, as for pushing me into the fire pit......

Liu Lei nodded, who are you pitting if you don't pit you?

The exchange of ideas between the two was fully seen by Yang Fan, so he waved his hand, "Okay, don't push out the representatives, a pair is stupid enough." ”

Liu Lei, "......"

Then twisted Zhao Yonglong, let you ask or not, now both of them are despised.

"You see, since you're back, what kind of wedding service are you going to push by ......the way," Yang Fan said, then paused and pondered, "Well, this place is actually not too suitable for weddings or honeymoons." Wedding photos, this is a good method. The lake and mountains, the microwave ripples, and so on in the future, there will be pastoral style, etc., the consumption is not high, the scenery is good, and it is indeed quite suitable for wedding photos. Since the five-year ones are here, you can also launch ten-year, fifteen-year, and twenty-year certifications by the way! What kind of love tree on the mountain, the love field at the foot of the mountain can also be done......"

Seeing that Yang Fan casually made a large string of gimmicks, all Lin Yao could do was look at him proudly.

What woman is not happy and proud of her other half's ability?

As for Zhao Yonglong and Liu Lei, they were only stunned, watching Yang Fan say a lot of things, no wonder Yang Fan despised them as idiots!

Compared to them who discussed for a long time and still didn't know where to start, Yang Fan showed something far beyond them.

It's just that......

What is this head made of?

Just make a bunch of things like this casually.

If you want to say that others are transparent, say that it is a nine-trick exquisite heart, this product has to be a hornet's nest, right?

How to say that, the longest road in the world is Yang Fan's routine.

After thinking about it, Zhao Yonglong asked suspiciously, "You said that in the past five years, ten years, and twenty years, isn't there that there are fewer and fewer people?" ”

"Oops!" Yang Fan couldn't help but pat his head with a headache, "Who told you that you want to make a profit from this?" Is it okay to just provide a gimmick and then tell a story around these, understand? Okay, even if you don't know how to tell a story, can you find a promotion company to make up a few? Lin Yao can also open a professional section in Xici Hutong, where she regularly selects activities such as good couples and good couples. It's okay, just give a little push in the forum. You see, there are stories, photos, activities, and you can also support public welfare to get a conscience harvest, is it so difficult to deceive some people with so many things? ”

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I'll go, Chapter 592 didn't go out the first time, and I sent it again and actually came out with two chapters at once, but fortunately, there was a draft to change, otherwise I wouldn't have become a liar? The content has changed, and the author of the chapter name can't be changed, so let's make do with it! (To be continued.) )