Chapter Seventy-Three: Pure Like a Schoolboy
Chapter Seventy-Three
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When the third child said this, Ye Fan felt that he was a little naΓ―ve, but in this kind of naivety, he was full of righteousness
"Third child, you used to be a soldier, right?"
"Report to the squad leader, I used to be a glorious submariner, but the political commissar said that there are only retired submarines, no retired soldiers, so even if I don't wear a military uniform, I am a soldier to defend the people!"
The way the third child speaks is extremely interesting.
"Why do you call me squad leader?"
"Captain Li said, you are the squad leader, I am your soldier!"
"That's good, third child, we will be comrades-in-arms in the future, whether we wear military uniforms or not, we are all soldiers defending the people, now, the post here will be handed over to you, you have to listen to Team Li's words! Stand on every shift! β
"Yes, squad leader!"
The third child joined Ye Fan's group in this way, and after changing into work clothes, he seriously carried out the patrol work.
However, when he was on patrol, he still carried the camouflage kettle on his back.
Looking at the back of the third child, Ye Fan was obviously a little thoughtful.
"Xiaofan, what do you think of the third child?"
Li Jiquan asked.
"Uncle Li, has the third child been injured?"
"Well, I learned from the local armed forces department that the third child had an accident during a military exercise, in order to save his comrades, he injured his brain due to drowning, so his intelligence was a little damaged, he was an orphan, no one took care of him, and he usually moved some goods at the dock to support his life, so I found him, hoping that he could live better!"
"Uncle Li, I like the third child very much, does the third child have a place to live?"
"After he was discharged from the army, he lived on an abandoned warship on the docks! I want to help him find a new place to live, but the third child doesn't seem to want to leave there! β
"It may have something to do with the fact that he used to be a submariner, if the third child is unwilling to go, let him live first, by the way, Uncle Li, does the personnel department agree with you to increase the number of security guards?"
"I definitely don't dare to assert myself, yesterday afternoon, the director of the personnel department suddenly came to me and asked me to make my own decisions and recruit a new security guard! I asked the supervisor, and he said that it was specifically ordered by President Lin. β
"That's fine, Uncle Li, these days, I seem to have a lot of things, basically I can't be in place, and in a few days, I may have to leave for a while!"
"Do you want to go home?"
"Hmmm! I want to visit my parents! β
"Go, go, Xiaofan, no matter how long you leave, Uncle Li will always be here waiting for you to come back!"
Li Jiquan could feel something in Ye Fan's inner world, which was not clear, but he already had some telepathy.
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Someone has already taken his place, in a most ordinary position, continuing to be serious.
Ye Fan felt that this seemed to be the most suitable time for him to leave, return home, return to his parents, and go back to wait for the thoughts that had been haunting his mind for the past seven years.
Men, because of their sense of responsibility, can truly stand up to the sky.
So for Zhang Li and Fang Yuhan, Ye Fan didn't know what to do?
He doesn't know if he has a relationship with Zhang Li?
Zhang said no at first, but then it seemed that what happened that night? And the real answer seems to be only clear.
In addition to Zhang, the other person is Fang Yuhan, who drank and made a mistake, and had intimate physical contact with Fang Yuhan, Ye Fan was clear.
So next, how to deal with the relationship between the two?
Ye Fan can handle other things properly, but for the relationship between men and women, Ye Fan is obviously a fledgling and doesn't know anything.
Just this afternoon, the playboy Wang Ze came back from Zhonghai City.
The blue nose and swollen face have completely subsided, and the handsome appearance has been restored.
So while drinking, the two consulted on this topic, and when discussing this topic, Ye Fan felt that he was completely pure like a young man who had just fallen in love......
What to do after a man has a relationship with a woman?
In the first case, the two burst out of a vigorous love, and then you are strong and I am strong, love you for a lifetime, a lover will eventually become a family, a concubine, a deep love and hazy rain, and the above situation is idealism.
In the second case, the two fell in love with each other, but because of the opposition of the family or because of the malicious provocation of the rival in love, they were beaten by the mandarin ducks, and the two were forced to break up. After the breakup, the woman found out that she was pregnant, holding her loyal love to the man, and she wanted to give birth to a child alive and to hide it from the man, and after a few years, the two got together again, and the man found that he had become a cheap father, and the two were silent and hugged each other in tears in the infinitely beautiful sunset............ This is the way of Taiwan's 8 o'clock romance drama.
In the third case, when the two are in love, the man discovers that the woman is a national super invincible female agent, and the microwave oven in the house is all using nanotechnology, and even the flush toilet can be turned into a flying machine. And the woman found out that the man was Batman's younger brother, Spider-Man's senior brother, codenamed the guardian of the city, the lightbringer of justice, the ranger in the city, the mysterious knight admired by all the people, and the idol character who was pasted on the wall by teenagers - nicknamed "Cockroach Man"............ This is the routine of Hollywood summer blockbusters in the United States.
In the fourth case, the man suddenly found out that his girlfriend was 8 dans of karate, 9 dans of judo, 11 dans of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending, and 100 dans of the Jiuyin True Sutra. And the man himself is a useless little citizen, lustful and timid, but kind-hearted, and sometimes helps the old lady cross the road or something. As a result, he unintentionally found out that his girlfriend was a master, and then the man gave full play to his characteristics as a small citizen, played a scoundrel with a thick skin, and tried all kinds of tricks, but in the end he was able to hold the beauty............ This is the routine of nonsensical movies in Hong Kong, especially represented by Chow Xingxing's films............
In the fifth case, the man himself is the only heir of a certain family in the last generation, and he has been carrying the family's secrets for many years, and he has a treasure map in hand. Then he found out that the woman was sent by those hostile forces who were peeking into his family's secrets. After the two struggled for a while, the woman abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, and the man dealt with the hostile forces together, and then after some pursuit, the two found the treasure, the location is either in the desert, or in the snowy mountains, anyway, they are all places where people don't poop. And the most strange thing is that at the moment when the treasure is opened, the villains also arrive (how can they find it without a treasure map??). Then the two sides fought, and the result was a scuffle, and the sun and moon were dark, and finally the woman blocked a knife or a shot on his behalf in order to protect the man, and fell miserably in the man's arms, and before he died, he took out a stack of bloody banknotes, and said in a trembling voice: This is my last party fee, help me hand it over to the organization. Then ...... of exhaustion, the man shouted the woman's name three times in pain, and then turned around and fought with the villain. In the end, the blood was avenged, but unfortunately the lover has passed away...... This is a domestic movie...... Of course, if you change the plot of a woman blocking a knife and a gun on behalf of a man, and replace it with a man blocking a gun on behalf of a woman, and then the man dies and dies in the arms of a woman, then it is certain that this director is a feminist, and he is also a sixth-generation director...... No matter whether it is a man or a woman, you can't die when you die, no matter how many times you get a fatal blow, you can get up from the ground and call your lover's name affectionately...... Needless to say, it has to be Zhang Yimou's "Ambush on All Sides"!
In the sixth case, if there is really a relationship between a man and a woman, it will be treated as if it has never happened, and they will break up at dawn after a one-night stand, and they will never get along with each other from now on. If it's not a one-night stand, then be ruthless, be a negative person, abandon the other party, cut the mess quickly, and the long pain is better than the short pain!
Wang Ze said the above words while smoking, and put the six situations together, Ye Fan was absolutely stunned, and he didn't even notice that the cigarette ash fell on his pants, if at the beginning, he felt that he was pure like a young man who was just starting to fall in love, then at this moment he began to feel that he was pure like a schoolboy wearing a red scarf.
"Ye Zi, if the woman you are talking about is not open, then you will choose the sixth type, just be ruthless and be a negative person."
Wang Ze glanced at Ye Fan, and said without moving, "If it's open, then there is a seventh situation to choose from!" β
"Also...... And a seventh? β
Ye Fan admired it this time, this kid studied this kind of thing too thoroughly.