The old man has been doing nothing lately, sitting on the couch with his pipe in his mouth and flipping through various pamphlets when he is full. A year ago, all kinds of catering services in C City have launched tempting discounts and new services, Lu Su secretly wondered if the old man was a little idle at home, and he hadn't seen him play mahjong for several days.

One day the old man suddenly said, "Boy, come with me to see an old friend before the New Year." ”

"Okay." Lu Su readily agreed, on this day, Jinduan, Worm Ting and Long Kui went to the park to enjoy the plums, and no one at home cooked...... Long Kui was completely forcibly dragged away.

Without saying anything all the way, the two went to the newly opened self-service barbecue restaurant, and when there were a few waiters, the old man said, "Two! ”

Lu Su said: "I thought you were going to have a treat, is it just the two of us?" ”

"That man...... It's not coming. The old man said in a deep voice.

Lu Su made a lot of mutton slices for the old man, the tenderloin and beef tongue, the meat slices were roasted on the iron shelf, he sprinkled green onions, cumin and minced salt on them, and turned them with tongs from time to time, the old man kept staring at the meat slices on the fire in a daze, Lu Su thought he was touching the scene, and looked up......

"Old man, your saliva is pouring out."

"Oh, gaffe!" He wiped his saliva, "When that person was alive, he also loved to eat barbecue at this restaurant, and he also loved to eat these kinds of meat." ”

"Oh!"

Wasn't this store new last month?

When both sides were baked to an attractive color and fragrant, Lu Su said, "Okay, you can eat it." ”

The old man couldn't wait to stretch out his chopsticks to clip it, and Lu Su asked, "Do you want to drink beer?" ”

"Is there any liquor?"

"Nope!"

"When that person eats barbecue, he also likes to drink liquor!" The old man sighed deeply.

"Wait, old man."

I haven't touched the liquor for three days, Lu Su ran out and bought a small bottle and came back, the self-service barbecue restaurant is very welcome to bring your own alcohol, so the waiter didn't say anything.

Jin Duan once said that Lu Su had a palace atmosphere, and he said happily: "Am I not noble." Jin Duan shook his head: "When you take care of people, you are as careful as your father-in-law in the palace!" ”

The old man drank white wine and ate barbecue, his face was rosy, and he said happily, "It's delicious." ”

"When that person was alive, he also liked to drink liquor and eat barbecue." Lu Su asked with a wicked smile.

"Yes!"

"I'll go get you some vegetables, don't eat meat all the time."

"Boy, how do you settle accounts here?" He asked in a low voice.

"For a hundred yuan a person, you can eat as much as you want."

"Then you better get more meat," he added...... "that man didn't eat much vegetables when he was alive, and I want to miss him in this way." ”

You just want to eat it yourself!

The old man had a round stomach after eating this meal, and when he came out, he was smoking comfortably, and Lu Su asked where he wanted to play. The old man thought for a moment, took out a few pamphlets from his pocket, and pointed to one of them with a pipe: "When that man was alive, he often went here, and I want to go here to remember him." ”

Lu Su looked at it, isn't this the big bath that was newly opened last month?

The most attractive part of this large communal bath is that you can eat all kinds of snacks after taking a bath, and when you vomit, you can see a man holding another man to vomit there, and after spitting up, wipe your mouth and say, "The bath is so good." ”

You're eating, it's really good.

The two stripped naked and entered the bath, the old man was small, swimming around in the pool, sometimes sinking, sometimes floating, spitting out the water column like a whale, Lu Su reminded him that this was a bathhouse, not a swimming pool, so he honestly squatted in the water and soaked.

The old man soaked red and said comfortably: "When that person was alive, he also loved to bathe here." ”

"Oh!" Lu Su didn't pierce it, "I'll give you a show of Niu B, I can stay underwater for nine minutes." ”…,

said that he plunged into the water for nine minutes, just a small case, but in five minutes, the staff rushed in and forcibly fished Lu Su up, they said: "Some guests reported that people were drowned in the pool." ”

"No, I'm fine."

"Don't play with this stuff here, it's scared to death!"

The bathing guests all stood there dumbfounded, and from their perspective, it was really scary for a boy to suddenly get into the water for five minutes and not come out.

After taking a shower, the two of them lay in the lounge, Lu Su put a lot of snacks and drinks on a plate and brought them over, the old man ate happily, of course, he came in with a full meal, and there was not much space in his stomach for snacks.

Looking at the snacks that had not been conquered, the old man said regretfully: "Why don't we take some back." ”

"Excuse me, don't let the things here take out...... Besides, how do you bring it. ”

"Oh!"

"Where else do you want to go, whether to go to the amusement park or not, I heard that there is a new haunted house, but it's scary."

"I'm not going, that's where children play...... the old man thought for a moment, "have you ever heard of a massage for the blind?" ”

"I've heard of it, but I've never been."

"Well, that person often went when he was alive, so come and go with me."

"Good!"

The two left the bathhouse and went to a blind massage shop, and later Lu Su learned that the same "massage", the technique here is really "happy"!

Lu Su was pressed to cry and laugh, and he was defeated halfway, but the old man was very comfortable to accept the technician's massage, closed his eyes and said, "En, when that person was alive, he often came here." ”

Leaving the massage parlor, the old man stretched his body, and at this time the twilight had fallen, and City C was shrouded in a crimson evening light, and the air was cold but pleasant.

"Old man, did you have fun today?" Lu Su asked.

"Yes, satisfied...... No, I'm here to remember that person. ”

"Haha!" Lu Su said, "I'll find someone to remember another day, do you want to come along." ”

"Well, if you accompany me today, then I will be obligated to accompany you another day."

"Old man, you're so thick-skinned!"

When they got home, they had already returned, and Jin Duan said, "It's really not okay to go out without Lu Su!" The worm has to eat everything he sees, and the dragon has to play with everything he sees, so it's really tiring to take these two people out...... Hey, Sue, where have you been today. ”

"I......" he said, looking at the old man, "we're going to remember someone." ”

Long Kui's hands and feet are not very clean, as if he is very uncomfortable if he does not steal. However, the so-called stealing is not stealing property, during the time he lived at home temporarily, Lu Su gradually found that the neighbors began to have some strange things, such as the labels of soy sauce and vinegar were pasted in reverse, such as a baby crying at night, and his father suddenly found that the dirty diapers ran to his face, such as all the apples at home were bitten.

"You did it all!" Lu Su asked.

"Don't worry about it, I'm willing!" The secret was revealed, he said very unhappily.

Long Kui's unruliness was gradually revealed, and in addition to Jinduan, he was afraid of a little bit at home, and other people didn't pay attention to it at all. And this child is also a very picky eater, green peppers and green onions are absolutely not eaten, once during the meal because Worm Ting put green onions, very dissatisfied muttered: "I don't want to eat the food made by you stupid person, whoever eats it will become stupid!" Then I ran to the back room for a snack.

Jin Duan said, "Do you want me to spank him?" ”

"Leave it to me what violence can solve." The old man said.

"Old man, do you have a way?"

"Hey, I didn't live in vain at my age."

Long Kui actually didn't take the old man seriously, usually called him "smelly and dirty dead old man", the old man put down the dishes and chopsticks into the back room, coaxed Long Kui to the balcony, it was dinner time, the old man smiled and said: "Do you smell the smell of meat downstairs?" ”…,

"Yes!"

"You know what it is, I guess you don't."

"Pork!"

"Look, it's really wrong, you smell the smell of this meat, and there is a little bit of Chinese medicine, it is the rarest Jinhua ham, which is the best quality of ham."

Lu Su sniffed it carefully, it was really true...... I don't know what medicine is sold in the old man's gourd.

He said, "You know this kind of ham, it's rarer than gold, and only a few pieces are produced a year." The family didn't know where to get a piece, but every day they cut such a thin piece and steamed it on top of the rice, and it tasted wonderful...... You like meat, so let's get this piece of ham back and eat it. ”

"I don't want to listen to you."

"You can't steal things." The old man deliberately provoked him.

"Who said that, I'll steal it back to show you tonight, dead old man!"

Lu Su said in surprise: "Old man, are you going to encourage him to steal things?" The old man "shh

Anyway, stealing things is not a good thing, in the dead of night this night, Lu Su said that he would follow, and the old man told him to be the air all the time and not to speak, Lu Su agreed.

The three of them fell silently to the balcony of the house below, and sure enough, by the moonlight, they saw a ham hanging in the house, carefully wrapped in newspaper, which was very precious.

Long Kui took out his lockpicking tool, easily stabbed open the balcony door, and then tiptoed in, smiling back when he walked in, obviously trying to say, "There's nothing I can't steal." ”

Just as Long Kui stood on the table to scoop up the ham, the old man suddenly shouted into the room, "Catch the thief!" Then he closed the door to the balcony and pushed Lu Su away.

Long Kui, who heard the shout, was so anxious that he didn't know what to do, and threw himself on the door and knocked desperately...... I must be crazy, in fact, isn't it faster to break out of the window?

"Hey, how can you do such a thing." Lu Su said in surprise.

"Let's go, don't be wordy!" The old man said.

The result of this incident was, of course, that Long Kui was caught by his master, and then the old man and Lu Su went to lead him and made up a lie that he was a child of a distant relative's family, which was too naughty.

Long Kui's face was red with shame, but this matter did not end there, but the family was not tight-mouthed, and told everyone in the community about the almost theft, so all the strange things before were naturally planted on Long Kui's head (in fact, he did it).

The next day, Long Kui apologized to those residents one by one, and when he came back, his face was already burned badly, and he sat down to eat quietly, and several people tacitly agreed not to mention the matter.

But from that day on, his perverse personality seemed to be much gentler, and the old man's way of education was really special.